Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 942381 times)

bork · « **Reply #4620 on:** March 26, 2018, 11:07:08 PM »

That was a pretty awful Raw as a WM build-up show.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4621 on:** March 26, 2018, 11:08:08 PM »

Quote from: bork on March 26, 2018, 11:07:08 PM

That was a pretty awful Raw as a WM build-up show.

I don't think there was a worthwhile segment on the show.

nachobro · « **Reply #4622 on:** March 26, 2018, 11:58:08 PM »

Miz segment was good and Ronda was there, so that's something. I missed the beginning but sounds like the Roman/Brock thing was treading water too.

dkdk · « **Reply #4623 on:** March 27, 2018, 01:13:12 AM »

yall this ronda segment is straight jokes. she has no timing at all lmao
https://twitter.com/espn/status/978484409140736002

bork · « **Reply #4624 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:50:27 AM »

I really don't get what Kurt was trying to do in the beginning there.

Ronda needs a lot of work and she is also just so awful on the mic. While I can see why they're hot-shotting her right to the top of the card, it probably would have helped immensely for her to have gone to NXT for a while first. If anything, she needs a mouthpiece like Paul Heyman badly.

There used to be a certain "magic" between the Rumble and 'Mania that is just not there anymore. I thought that things would at least kick into high gear after the two unnecessary 'filler' PPVs were done, but nothing changed. This has got to be some of the worst pre-WM shows yet.

Did you guys see that Shane went to the Caribbean for a vacation and got himself sick? WWE reported it and some have speculated that it was a work, but Meltzer is saying it's real and he's off Mania. So now the match with KO and Zayn is kind of fucked. LOL if they make it another three-way match. Some think that Dean Ambrose might be taking Shane's spot or even Chris Jericho.

nachobro · « **Reply #4625 on:** March 27, 2018, 09:58:25 AM »

Yeah I'm not sure how they can have such a lackluster buildup for what is probably going to be a really good WM.

bork · « **Reply #4626 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:39:37 PM »

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-- WWE announced via their website that Charlotte Flair is injured and will miss tonight's Mixed Match Challenge where she was scheduled to team up with Bobby Roode to take on Finn Balor & Sasha Banks. WWE is conducting a poll to vote on Charlotte's replacement and the choices are: Carmella, Becky Lynch and Lana.

-- Charlotte was also scheduled to take on Natalya tonight on Smackdown Live, but that match is presumably not going to happen either. At this time, there is no word on if her Smackdown women's title match at WrestleMania against Asuka is in danger of being changed or cancelled.

And there goes another one. I wonder how bad this is? Might explain why Asuka just squashed a jobber last night...

nachobro · « **Reply #4627 on:** March 27, 2018, 07:55:37 PM »

I feel like this happens every year now. That's the downside of working these people six days a week without an off season or rotating roster :/

dkdk · « **Reply #4628 on:** March 27, 2018, 08:33:47 PM »

i honestly forgot Dean Ambrose was a thing

bork · « **Reply #4629 on:** March 27, 2018, 09:24:46 PM »

Bryan announced he was tagging with Shane tonight. They seem to be confident that Shane will be OK by Mania I guess.

And apparently Charlotte has a problem with her gums. Not sure how serious that is.

team filler · « **Reply #4630 on:** March 29, 2018, 12:07:47 AM »

bork · « **Reply #4631 on:** March 29, 2018, 08:58:43 PM »

Asuka's streak has been broken!

team filler · « **Reply #4632 on:** March 29, 2018, 09:10:43 PM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #4633 on:** April 01, 2018, 04:34:28 PM »

I caught the top 3 matches of Sakura Genesis.

Will Osprey is going to shibata himself sooner or later
Golden Lovers are awesome. Cody is still an average wrestler but an awesome character.
Okada is still the best wrestler in the world

bork · « **Reply #4634 on:** April 02, 2018, 12:14:38 PM »

Alexa Bliss:

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On her ideal night in: "I'm pretty anti-social. I don't go out. I'm very immature still. My ideal night for me, personally, is watching Disney movies and drinking a glass of wine by myself in the hotel room. That's my ideal night. I guess people would describe me as the character I portrayed in NXT when I threw glitter and wore tutus and was very bubbly because that's what I love. I love things that are sparkly and glittery and Disney, all of these things a 26-year-old probably shouldn't like but I do."

bork · « **Reply #4635 on:** April 02, 2018, 01:11:09 PM »

So why didn't they go with "evil Disney princess" for her gimmick instead of Harley Quinn wannabe?

FunSlower · « **Reply #4636 on:** April 02, 2018, 05:28:57 PM »

Quote from: bork on April 02, 2018, 01:11:09 PM

So why didn't they go with "evil Disney princess" for her gimmick instead of Harley Quinn wannabe?

Billie Kay had this when she first started, she looked like a villainess

now she's just straight garbage trash

TVC15 · « **Reply #4637 on:** April 02, 2018, 05:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 02, 2018, 01:14:36 PM

Network just added about 50 hours of WCW Saturday Night

Bitch, you may as well be rolling the dice with fentanyl-filled dope.

nachobro · « **Reply #4638 on:** April 02, 2018, 05:35:20 PM »

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Former TNA World champion James Storm is backstage at Raw in Atlanta, GA, PWInsider.com has confirmed.
There is no sign of The Undertaker backstage at Raw.

bork · « **Reply #4639 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:05:32 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 02, 2018, 05:35:20 PM

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Former TNA World champion James Storm is backstage at Raw in Atlanta, GA, PWInsider.com has confirmed.
There is no sign of The Undertaker backstage at Raw.

One dirt sheet says Storm is just there visiting.

Undertaker might have come later to stop people from reporting on it, but there's this speculation that Taker will not come out until Cena is at Mania for a "surprise match," which is the dumbest shit ever. Let's not try to sell more people on the show by not having Taker there for buildup, brehs.

The Cena angle is going on right now and so far...no Taker.

bork · « **Reply #4640 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:06:41 PM »

Cena talking about how successful the women are. Cut to the audience and a guy ignoring him, texting on his phone.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4641 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:07:03 PM »

Cena is delivering an infomercial about Wrestlemania.

nachobro · « **Reply #4642 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:09:13 PM »

atl pls summon the undertaker

bork · « **Reply #4643 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:12:07 PM »

CENA HYPES THE CROWD UP TO SUMMON THE UNDERTAKER

"IF YOU WANT THE LIGHTING YOU NEED TO BE THE THUNDER!!!!!

LET HIM HEAR YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY TO DEATH VALLEY!!!!!!!!"

THE CROWD GOES WILD

CENA SAYS "YOU LEFT YOUR HAT IN THE RING BUT YOUR BALLS AT HOME" OH SNAP SON

AND

AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNND

No Undertaker

bork · « **Reply #4644 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:13:47 PM »

"Let's build up our big show by not having wrestlers appear at all!"

nachobro · « **Reply #4645 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:13:55 PM »

thanks for not being loud enough, asshole

TVC15 · « **Reply #4646 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:15:54 PM »

I kinda feel bad for Cena to have to pull this groany shit on the weekly for a full fucking month. This is some sort of ugly karma.

bork · « **Reply #4647 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:16:45 PM »

"I have the perfect idea for RAW next week. We'll have NOBODY COME OUT FOR THREE HOURS!"

bork · « **Reply #4648 on:** April 02, 2018, 10:50:42 PM »

I think I say this every year, but this year has been the worst build-up towards Mania yet. I can't believe that this is the show they put on as their go-home show before the PPV. Hope Smackdown does a better job of things.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4649 on:** April 02, 2018, 11:00:00 PM »

I bet I’m the only guy here that could satisfy Nia Jax. None of you baby-dicked fucks stand a chance.

bork · « **Reply #4650 on:** April 02, 2018, 11:15:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 02, 2018, 11:00:00 PM

I bet I’m the only guy here that could satisfy Nia Jax. None of you baby-dicked fucks stand a chance.

Brings a whole different meaning to "Superman punch."

Speaking of which, this main event segment

SUPERMAN PUNCH! SUPERMAN PUNCH! SUPERMAN PUNCH!

nachobro · « **Reply #4651 on:** April 02, 2018, 11:48:24 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #4652 on:** April 03, 2018, 01:18:40 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 02, 2018, 11:00:00 PM

I bet I’m the only guy here that could satisfy Nia Jax. None of you baby-dicked fucks stand a chance.

team filler · « **Reply #4653 on:** April 03, 2018, 01:20:12 AM »

bork · « **Reply #4654 on:** April 03, 2018, 10:27:01 AM »

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After Monday night's WrestleMania 34 "go-home" episode of WWE RAW went off the air, RAW Tag-Team Champions Sheamus and Cesaro came out and attacked Roman Reigns. Eventually, John Cena ran in to make the save. Reigns and Cena hit a Spear and an Attitude Adjustment to send Sheamus and Cesaro retreating to the back. Reigns and Cena posed for the crowd a bit and that was about it. For the third straight week, the advertised post-show dark match main event did not take place.

bork · « **Reply #4655 on:** April 03, 2018, 10:28:30 AM »

Roman Reigns on Paul Heyman possibly becoming his advocate:

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"I think it would be really cool. Obviously it comes down to a couple of different things creatively, but I think it would be really neat. I think it would be able to show a different aspect of myself. It really just depends on the route that we want to take my character; if there's any type of evolution that needs to be made in the next couple of years. I think with a character like Paul Heyman, the different things that we could do would be really cool. It would show not only myself, but also him in a totally different light. I wouldn't just be the guy bouncing around not saying anything. If there's something I need to say, I'm going to step up and say it because regardless if I'm with a guy like Paul Heyman, I would not be a Paul Heyman guy, he would be a Roman Reigns guy, that's the way that would work."

TVC15 · « **Reply #4656 on:** April 03, 2018, 10:47:52 AM »

You think Paul’s going to be working with Ronda if her mic skillz don’t rapidly improve?

bork · « **Reply #4657 on:** April 03, 2018, 12:26:21 PM »

Ronda needs a mouthpiece badly, though. Roman doesn't so I wouldn't get the point of aligning him with Heyman unless it was for a much-needed heel turn.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4658 on:** April 03, 2018, 12:32:53 PM »

You’re such a bad person.

bork · « **Reply #4659 on:** April 03, 2018, 12:35:19 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 03, 2018, 12:30:58 PM

I don't give a shit who manages Ronda, I don't ever want to see or hear that fat fuck Paul E. Heyman ever again. So fucking sick of him.

Based on how much weight he's gained between WM 30 and WM 34, how sweaty he constantly is, and how red he constantly is, I'd say I might get my wish pretty soon

Quote from: Stro on April 03, 2018, 12:35:15 PM

He can't die fast enough as far as I'm concerned. It's his fault I still have to hear about Tommy Dreamer once in a while.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4660 on:** April 03, 2018, 12:37:44 PM »

But, I mean, have some tact. I feel the same way about Himuro but you don’t hear me openly talking about it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4661 on:** April 03, 2018, 12:44:31 PM »

You’re turning into Strott Steiner, dude, minus the sexiness.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4662 on:** April 03, 2018, 03:00:44 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on April 03, 2018, 02:58:54 PM

Stro, you used to be fat, weren't you?

TVC15 · « **Reply #4663 on:** April 03, 2018, 03:35:36 PM »

Stro, legit question, what is Heyman’s role in WWE? Is he essentially just a performer that only works with Brock or does he do behind the scenes stuff? Is his Brock’s advocate gig basically a cushy retirement gig?

bork · « **Reply #4664 on:** April 03, 2018, 08:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 03, 2018, 03:43:31 PM

Entirely on screen talent only, although he does give suggestions for Brock's angles and has been said to still mentor some of the current talent when he's around. The only reason Heyman has a job with WWE at all is because Brock said so. They didn't want to bring him back when Brock came back.

I read somewhere that he played a major part in the booking behind Goldberg/Lesnar II but can't find a link to it. He's still one of the best mouthpieces in the 'E. Ya'll crazy.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #4665 on:** April 03, 2018, 09:10:38 PM »

His promos for the last two years have been just a chopped up version of the same thing. You could probably program an algorithm to write his scripts at this point. He's a good fit for Brock in the sense that they're both pretty one-note when it comes to their respective crafts. Hopefully Brocks draw will wane soon and they'll send him packing, dude is insanely dull

bork · « **Reply #4666 on:** April 03, 2018, 09:18:14 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on April 03, 2018, 09:10:38 PM

His promos for the last two years have been just a chopped up version of the same thing.

Sounds like pro wrasslin' in WWE to me!

Agreed about Brock. I'm ready for him to leave. I'd be OK if he comes back again later on for a few new matches, but no more part-time champs, please.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4667 on:** April 03, 2018, 09:28:03 PM »

Alright, Stro. Real question. If Paul Heyman was fucking you in the ass backstage at the Hall of Fame event and had a heart attack and collapsed on top of you, which WWE Superstar would you call out to for help?

nachobro · « **Reply #4668 on:** April 03, 2018, 10:27:00 PM »

Strowman, obviously. If he can lift a semi truck, he can lift Heyman.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4669 on:** April 04, 2018, 09:04:53 AM »

Quote from: Stro on April 04, 2018, 07:25:55 AM

1. No one fucks me in the ass except Comcast

2. Lol at the idea of Paul Heyman being able to get and maintain an erection or be physically able to have sex in 2018 and beyond

Stop dodging the purely hypothetical question. I’m sure Heyman has access to boner pills, anyway.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4670 on:** April 04, 2018, 09:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 04, 2018, 08:33:22 PM

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Just thinkin about ravishing thangs

I was going to say Rick was who I’d call to save me/finish me off.

bork · « **Reply #4671 on:** April 04, 2018, 10:33:18 PM »

"Jeff Ross looks like if sweat pants were a person."

nachobro · « **Reply #4672 on:** April 05, 2018, 03:04:55 PM »

Last night's NXT was a better build than Raw or Smackdown, heh. I usually just have the weekly NXT on in the background if I even watch it but last night's was enjoyable for sure.

bork · « **Reply #4673 on:** April 05, 2018, 04:00:08 PM »

I need to force myself to go throw on 205 Live and NXT. I never watch either beyond the NXT PPVs.

bork · « **Reply #4674 on:** April 05, 2018, 04:06:07 PM »

I barely ever watched it. I think the last episode I saw is whenever James Storm popped up for one match.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #4675 on:** April 06, 2018, 12:52:27 AM »

Ah, Black Vs. Dream already got mentioned. I'd not seen either of them before and was won over pretty fast. Satanist vs. a Prince/Rick Rude/Goldust hybrid!

Apparently VD (

) since got popped for some substance shit so that unfortunately may derail him some. Dude's undeniably a future star if he straightens out.

bork · « **Reply #4676 on:** April 06, 2018, 08:00:42 AM »

Velveteen Dream is Patrick Clark from Tough Enough 2015-- Didn't know that at first. Good on him for finding a character/gimmick that's working. He went from being an unlikable douche in TE to a pretty good wrassler in NXT.

nachobro · « **Reply #4677 on:** April 06, 2018, 01:01:37 PM »

Supposedly but DBryan took one at WM30. I'm pretty sure the Shield used one too. Also piledrivers are supposedly banned there but there's already been one at an indie show last night.

nachobro · « **Reply #4678 on:** April 06, 2018, 01:07:43 PM »

Athletic commissions having anything to do with pro wrestling is (at least these days) mostly bullshit and just folks looking for a payoff to look the other way.

nachobro · « **Reply #4679 on:** April 06, 2018, 07:58:14 PM »

Definitely won't watch HOF (even when I went to WM I just resold those tickets) but I'll put Impact vs LU on at fighting game weeklies to have something on in the background and glance up at it once in a while. Otherwise just the usual for me: Takeover, WM, Raw, SD

The idea of the HOF ceremony is cool but it never lives up to that and having the fans there honestly turns me off of the whole thing anyway.

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