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Salvatore5.0 out of 5 stars If you wear blinders then this is for youReviewed in the United States on March 21, 2019I work as a carriage horse in Central Park. So wearing blinders is a must. When I get home and remove my blinders I’ve been known to get sensory overload and mule kick my furniture and lamps very costly. This couch totally eliminates that terrible peripheral view so you can concentrate on watching your favorite shows like BoJack Horseman.
CayF5.0 out of 5 stars The only thing that could make it better is if it was even smallerReviewed in the United States on November 11, 2018Perfect for feeling claustrophobic. There’s not enough places for me to go these days that will make me feel closed in like this couch does. Sometimes I just can’t get lucky enough to find an elevator where they are 50 other people or I just want that feeling of not being able to breathe and being really uncomfortable. Also, I love not having space for my arms because it gives just enough room for pinging your elbow funny bone which adds to the experience — major win.
Trashy McSleaze4.0 out of 5 stars Because there’s times we all need leather barriers.Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2018This is great. I raise the back when I’m watching adult material on the big screen and then my chained up gimp doesn’t see it. And as a leather expert, the material this is made with doesn’t disappoint!
Van Crews5.0 out of 5 stars Would you just look at itReviewed in the United States on May 27, 2019At first I was like...what in the hell is this but after looking at it closely for a while, I was more like hmmmm what in the hell is this.
Alex Ryzewic5.0 out of 5 stars Bring the airport homeReviewed in the United States on January 3, 2019I finally have the comfort of the road in my own home. I spend a lot of time in airport lounges and they always have something like this for me to relax in. The problem was when I got home how was I supposed to relax without a couch cubicle. Problem solved!
Dulce B5.0 out of 5 stars Give it a shot, you’ll be surprisedReviewed in the United States on March 24, 2019Color: MidnightYou know at first I was skeptic of these positive reviews, I mean they all seemed a tad bit sarcastic. But after purchasing this despite the suspect reviews I can now confirm that this indeed comes clutch if you’re looking for furniture w unexplainable features.
HELLO5.0 out of 5 stars Give It Your Best ShotReviewed in the United States on January 26, 2019Color: SlateIf ever you miss being on a train, just get this couch. I choo-choo-choose this couch forever. It's a good couch. A loyal couch. Brought to you by Amtrak. Can't get no better than this couch. I like him.
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