Author Topic: FoC's Ron Paul Shitheap: Patel Melts the Internets starting on pg. 24 (Read 441937 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2160 on:** December 25, 2007, 12:03:29 AM »

Goodnight, guys. We will rest for the next 25 or so hours and everyone's favorite shitheap will be back open for bidness on the 26th. Merry my half-birthday.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2161 on:** December 26, 2007, 12:07:10 AM »

Put your waders back on, boys! The spigot is open and I expect the bullshit to spewin' again in no time.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #2162 on:** December 26, 2007, 12:41:22 AM »

Just some quick comments. Reading through this I don't have much to say:

FoC: You're such a fucking tool.

Malek:

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2163 on:** December 26, 2007, 04:08:07 PM »

so anyways, the civil war was LEGAL according to the CONSTITUTION and slavery would not have gone away because ~~farmers~~ plantation owners needed LABOR and they did not really care about "changing with the times" because the south seceded to PRESERVE ITS WAY OF LIFE and did not care about the FREE MARKET too much when they had, in case you forgot, SLAVE LABOR.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2164 on:** December 27, 2007, 03:14:48 AM »

It is now one week until the Iowa GOP Caucus.

I suggest that Ron Paul fans begin drafting their elaborate excuses as to why Paul lost now. You will be competing with hundreds of Joo-Mason conspiracy theories, you might as well get the lead on the rest.

I also want to note that while Neoconservative revisionism is offensive enough, Libertarian revisionism is just downright nutty.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2165 on:** December 27, 2007, 09:26:48 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on December 27, 2007, 03:14:48 AM

It is now one week until the Iowa GOP Caucus.

I suggest that Ron Paul fans begin drafting their elaborate excuses as to why Paul lost now. You will be competing with hundreds of Joo-Mason conspiracy theories, you might as well get the lead on the rest.

FoC said earlier as long as he gets in the top 5 it's a "win".

Now with tancredo out (and obviously not counting Alan Keyes) there is only 6 other candidates. Basically if he beats DUNCAN HUNTER he somehow wins.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #2166 on:** December 27, 2007, 01:41:09 PM »

Who's Duncan Hunter?

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2167 on:** December 27, 2007, 02:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on December 27, 2007, 01:41:09 PM

Who's Duncan Hunter?

Exactly.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2168 on:** December 28, 2007, 05:37:09 PM »

I forgot that this thread was re-opened.

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 24, 2007, 10:51:27 PM

Then if you can decide on a situational basis, you give the leader of our country the power to decide on a situational basis, something he exercised.

While I think the decision is situational that does not mean that any situation will suffice. When considering whether it is prudent to drink you must take the situation into account. That doesn't mean people can act irresponsibly and drink right after major surgery while driving 70 miles per hour on the freeway. That was the wrong situation to start drinking.

And, I have never conferred such powers to the president.

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 24, 2007, 10:51:27 PM

Unless you say that all wars fought over religious doctrinal disuputes are bad.

See, you asked me originally to tell you when a country should go to war. You didn't ask when a country shouldn't go to war. There are an infinite number of reasons not to go to war, like for example religious reasons.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2169 on:** December 29, 2007, 03:13:56 PM »

I visited my parents' home and they bitched about how they were getting harassed by Ron Paul callers. They get called almost daily, sometimes more than once trying to convince them to vote for Paul at the caucus. Nice job on pushing away voters, nimrods.

Quote from: Trent Dole on December 27, 2007, 01:41:09 PM

Who's Duncan Hunter?

I like him. Not as a legitimate candidate but he is basically an honest Rudy. I remember a Fox News debate where they asked what should be done about Iran. The other GOP candidates stressed talks with Iran where Hunter basically said that Tehran should be destroyed and listed the types of missiles that were best at getting the job done.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2170 on:** December 29, 2007, 03:16:58 PM »

so why do you like hunter?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2171 on:** December 29, 2007, 03:29:50 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on December 29, 2007, 03:16:58 PM

so why do you like hunter?

I just like him because he is a gun nut and thinks that the solution to every problem is to essentially use guns.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2172 on:** December 30, 2007, 03:28:18 AM »

What really confuses me about "Mr. ISLAM AIN'T NO RELIGION OF PEACE" is that he thinks slavery would just naturally go away in the south.

Quote from: The Experiment on December 29, 2007, 03:29:50 PM

I just like him because he is a gun nut and thinks that the solution to every problem is to essentially use guns.

well that's actually pretty awesome. lol.

Mandark · « **Reply #2173 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:21:23 AM »

Hey guys. What's happening?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2174 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:21:47 AM »

hey! what's up!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2175 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:22:19 AM »

not much what's up with you!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2176 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:22:44 AM »

What is this thread about?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2177 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:26:53 AM »

not sure yet! we're just kinda hangin' out, y'know, waiting...

TVC15 · « **Reply #2178 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:27:04 AM »

Quote from: Dr. William Weir on January 04, 2008, 02:22:44 AM

What is this thread about?

It's all about gold. And the crazy old prospectors that seek it.

Mandark · « **Reply #2179 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:27:44 AM »

Yeah, looks like some sort of Treasure Of The Sierra Madre appreciation thread.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2180 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:28:49 AM »

So, uhm. lol

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2181 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:29:21 AM »

yeah...er, so, what you guys up to

TVC15 · « **Reply #2182 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:29:37 AM »

Oh, how about that upcoming election? I'm voting for Rudy because the sky is falling.

[youtube=425,350]y2iFhGtKO-Q[/youtube]

Ichirou · « **Reply #2183 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:31:41 AM »

I can't believe Obama won.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2184 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:33:20 AM »

Would Rudy have got this far if he wasn't there at 9/11 just doing the job required of him?

TVC15 · « **Reply #2185 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:37:11 AM »

Quote from: Dr. William Weir on January 04, 2008, 02:33:20 AM

Would Rudy have got this far if he wasn't there at 9/11 just doing the job required of him?

His slogan should just be "Vote Rudy. Or else."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2186 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:38:31 AM »

This thread is lacking something.
I can't put my finger on what though.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2187 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:38:53 AM »

"Vote Rudy, I was in the football movie you all liked so much"

TVC15 · « **Reply #2188 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:47:59 AM »

"I'm Rudy, and if you don't vote for me, muslims are going to rape your pets"

Powerslave · « **Reply #2189 on:** January 04, 2008, 02:49:33 AM »

Guys I'm a noob. Can someone fill me in about these elections and what's happened lately?

Ichirou · « **Reply #2190 on:** January 04, 2008, 03:40:56 AM »

BTW, since Ron Paul got 10%, doesn't that mean FoC actually WON his bet against Jake "Gay Boy" Yenor?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2191 on:** January 04, 2008, 03:41:39 AM »

Wait, is that true? Where's the link to the original bet wager?

Ichirou · « **Reply #2192 on:** January 04, 2008, 03:51:53 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 31, 2007, 01:07:43 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 31, 2007, 12:58:53 PM
Hey gay boy, lay out the terms of the bet again.

It's Ron Paul above 105 in Iowa and winning any state right?
Yeah, there is two bets.

Mine is that if he gets over 10% in Iowa I buy you a book (I have no idea why you picked that as your winning lol), if he gets under 10% you leave EB.

And you made a separate bet with Raoul (or Mandark, one of those two) that you'll leave EB if he does not win at least one state.

Ugh, "over" 10%. Fucking semantics. I hope the actual end result is something like 10.01% so Jake "Gay Boy" Yenor can hang his curly blonde locks in shame.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2193 on:** January 04, 2008, 03:54:38 AM »

Looks like Gay Boy outsmarted us all

Ichirou · « **Reply #2194 on:** January 04, 2008, 03:55:56 AM »

When he wakes up every morning, he's still gonna be Jake Yenor, so he's the one who loses in the end.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2195 on:** January 04, 2008, 03:56:52 AM »

Since we know every single vote cast, I could calculate it to a tenths place. Right now, it's below 10%

Ichirou · « **Reply #2196 on:** January 04, 2008, 03:58:21 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 26, 2007, 01:36:12 AM

Lets make a bet. And I won't even have it for winning either!

If Ron Paul gets more than 10% in the first and most important primary (Iowa) I will leave EB forever. If he gets less than 10% you leave. Are you so sure of your man that he can make that tiny of a number?

Plz, let it be like 10.1%, please, Jesus.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2197 on:** January 04, 2008, 04:09:24 AM »

GODDAMN IT I WANT 100% PRECINCTS REPORTING

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2198 on:** January 04, 2008, 09:30:12 AM »

HAY DOODS WHAT'S HAPPENING UP IN HERE HYUCK HYUCK

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2199 on:** January 04, 2008, 09:41:15 AM »

Not trusting internet hype is all it took.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2200 on:** January 04, 2008, 09:42:19 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 03:58:21 AM

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 26, 2007, 01:36:12 AM
Lets make a bet. And I won't even have it for winning either!

If Ron Paul gets more than 10% in the first and most important primary (Iowa) I will leave EB forever. If he gets less than 10% you leave. Are you so sure of your man that he can make that tiny of a number?

Plz, let it be like 10.1%, please, Jesus.

Did you read the rest of the topic? FoC decided my loss instead would be he wants me to buy him a book for some reason. But its over. Its EXACTLY 10%. Plus FoC claimed he'd get third. FoC has ran away now that the Paul campaign closed shop.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2201 on:** January 04, 2008, 09:43:38 AM »

I had nothing whatsoever to do with this thread but I just wanted to give a HAW HAW for the lulz.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2202 on:** January 04, 2008, 09:47:53 AM »

I can't believe this shit is 51 pages long. I think one of the best decisions on EB was consolidating this discussion into one thread

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2203 on:** January 04, 2008, 10:12:48 AM »

The EB vs. Paul fight has ended and FoC has abandoned it in embarrassment.

I think this thread may be worthy to even be moved to the hall of fame. Someone should lock it and move it there, for the memories of watching the self-destruction of a EB member.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2204 on:** January 04, 2008, 10:15:22 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 04, 2008, 10:12:48 AM

The EB vs. Paul fight has ended and FoC has abandoned it in embarrassment.

I think this thread may be worthy to even be moved to the hall of fame.

I totally think this thread is Hall of Shame worthy, but that's not my call.

As for closing it, NO FUCKING WAY. Not until a certain Texas bumpkin comes in here to eat his crow. I bet he's waiting for New Hampshire and hoping Paul can pull something out of his ass. Once he shows back up for public ridicule and we all get our shots in I'll gladly close this thread down. And yes, I'm a spiteful fucker.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2205 on:** January 04, 2008, 10:16:25 AM »

My guess is he won't come back. If Paul did get third he'd be here predicting a NH victory. FoC seems to rather run away than admit his insane predictions never came true.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2206 on:** January 04, 2008, 10:19:13 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 04, 2008, 10:16:25 AM

My guess is he won't come back. If Paul did get third he'd be here predicting a NH victory. FoC seems to rather run away than admit his insane predictions never came true.

He has a history of saying he'll do one thing and not doing it. I want him in here to be humiliated. If he really believed all the shit he's been spouting, he'd have no problem coming in here to defend it, even after finishing fifth or whatever.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2207 on:** January 04, 2008, 10:51:17 AM »

True. At gaf there is a Paulite saying it's not over and he could win Alaska and Montana and get some momentum.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2208 on:** January 04, 2008, 10:54:27 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 04, 2008, 10:51:17 AM

True. At gaf there is a Paulite saying it's not over and he could win Alaska and Montana and get some momentum.

I'm all for that, and NH too.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2209 on:** January 04, 2008, 10:57:54 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 04, 2008, 10:54:27 AM

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 04, 2008, 10:51:17 AM
True. At gaf there is a Paulite saying it's not over and he could win Alaska and Montana and get some momentum.

I'm all for that, and NH too.

Huh? His campaign died last night.

Paul fans admitted he NEEDED third in Iowa to gain momentum in NH. He got a distant 5th.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2210 on:** January 04, 2008, 11:07:17 AM »

I'm not giving up, I will see it through to the last. *salutes*

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2211 on:** January 04, 2008, 11:08:12 AM »

good thing that was last night.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2212 on:** January 04, 2008, 11:24:02 AM »

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Enchanted: 10/10

All I gotta say.

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Gay Boy · « **Reply #2213 on:** January 04, 2008, 11:28:11 AM »

lol thats a joke but come on. You gotta agree Paul's chances died last night. You can't go from 5th place to a win.

Paul said he would win Iowa if he got 12 million dollars.

His fans gave him 20 million and he got 5th place.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2214 on:** January 04, 2008, 12:04:27 PM »

Paul doesn't have much of a chance anymore, his best bet is to win a few states and get some delegates.

Although i did win the bet.

Also, don't blame me if Huckabee becomes persident.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2215 on:** January 04, 2008, 12:16:54 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 04, 2008, 12:04:27 PM

Paul doesn't have much of a chance anymore, his best bet is to win a few states and get some delegates.

Although i did win the bet.

Also, don't blame me if Huckabee becomes persident.

he didnt get over 10% kid. He had exactly 10%.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2216 on:** January 04, 2008, 12:17:15 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 04, 2008, 12:16:54 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 04, 2008, 12:04:27 PM
Paul doesn't have much of a chance anymore, his best bet is to win a few states and get some delegates.

Although i did win the bet.

Also, don't blame me if Huckabee becomes persident.
he didnt get over 10% kid. He had exactly 10%.

I thought the bet was double digits?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2217 on:** January 04, 2008, 12:18:27 PM »

So are you now ready to admit that a large majority of Americans don't give a shit about Ron Paul's ludicrous ideas?

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2218 on:** January 04, 2008, 12:18:53 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 04, 2008, 12:17:15 PM

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 04, 2008, 12:16:54 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 04, 2008, 12:04:27 PM
Paul doesn't have much of a chance anymore, his best bet is to win a few states and get some delegates.

Although i did win the bet.

Also, don't blame me if Huckabee becomes persident.
he didnt get over 10% kid. He had exactly 10%.

I thought the bet was double digits?

Over 10%. It's why Ichi was constantly hoping he'd get over 10% when he was stuck with 10% last night.

Your guy lost, its time for you to move on.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2219 on:** January 04, 2008, 12:19:30 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on January 04, 2008, 12:18:27 PM

So are you now ready to admit that a large majority of Americans don't give a shit about Ron Paul's ludicrous ideas?

To be fair, I always thought a large number of Americans were pretty dumb.

Also, his ideas arent ludicrous

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