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[Powerslave]

This board has become waaaayyyyy too heterosexual recently

Oh shut up, don't act like you're part of the gay jokes clique, you used to detest it and now you're just trying to fit in.

[Powerslave]

Here comes Jinfash to suck up to a couple of members.

[Madrun Badrun]

Here comes Jinfash to suck on a couple of members.  Me first.

indeed.

[Raban]

This board has become waaaayyyyy too heterosexual recently

Here...

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Hope this helps.

Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?

[Powerslave]

Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?

From your mirror.

[Raban]

Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?

From your mirror.

You try so hard, man.

[Powerslave]

Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?

From your mirror.

You try so hard, man.

Saying 'you try too hard' as a rebuttal is a synonym to saying "I just got floored the fuck out but let me just pretend that your comment didn't even slightly bother me".

[Phoenix Dark]

smh @ father mike ignoring me (again)  :'(

btw Malek, do you have a facebook?

[elektrikluv]

He doesn't (he was telling me about his stalking woes)

[Powerslave]

smh PD clear your inbox

[Raban]

Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?

From your mirror.

You try so hard, man.

Saying 'you try too hard' as a rebuttal is a synonym to saying "I just got floored the fuck out but let me just pretend that your comment didn't even slightly bother me".

I can't win either way, bro. If I start firing back at you, it's going to seem like you've 'won' by getting me to fight a flame war with you. If I shrug it off, I'm hiding my shame. How about this?

Powerslave, kindly fuck off.

[Phoenix Dark]

Kinda funny that Powerslave can throw mud but can't produce a picture of himself

[Flannel Boy]

If only I had asked "How do you feel about Berkley's interpretation of Locke's notion of abstract ideas", I would have had a glazed dick right now.  :'( :'( :'(

At the very least, she would have given you a glazed look.

Father Mike, take this journey with me. Find some chick at school and talk to her once a week

I'd try that, too, but that would require going to school at least once a week.

smh @ father mike ignoring me (again)  :'(

btw Malek, do you have a facebook?

No.

[Raban]

Kinda funny that Powerslave can throw mud but can't produce a picture of himself

Whatever. He's ignored.

[Powerslave]

Despite the content, this is an awesome painting. Where is it from?

From your mirror.

You try so hard, man.

Saying 'you try too hard' as a rebuttal is a synonym to saying "I just got floored the fuck out but let me just pretend that your comment didn't even slightly bother me".

I can't win either way, bro. If I start firing back at you, it's going to seem like you've 'won' by getting me to fight a flame war with you. If I shrug it off, I'm hiding my shame. How about this?

Powerslave, kindly fuck off.

Whatever. He's ignored.

The case of Raban: CLOSED
Outcome: Total Annihilation

[Madrun Badrun]

smh @ father mike ignoring me (again)  :'(

btw Malek, do you have a facebook?

sorry.  I'm not doing that plan.  Talking to people is hard and it hurts.

[brawndolicious]

You should have just talked to her about her classes and teachers and stuff.  She seemed interested in what you had to say.

[Diunx]

Was playing Bayonetta and Street Fighter 4 at a mate's house.

Bayonetta: fucking awesome, never had so much fun with a cheeseburger before.

SF4: sucked, huge step back from SF3, the new fat guy is awesome though.

[bork]

Was playing Bayonetta and Street Fighter 4 at a mate's house.

Bayonetta: fucking awesome, never had so much fun with a cheeseburger before.

SF4: sucked, huge step back from SF3, the new fat guy is awesome though.

 

[Agent Whiskers]

Just spent $2000 building a PC.

[Cormacaroni]

KANT I TAKE HUME OUT FOR A PLATO FISH ONTIHGT??

[Raban]

Was playing Bayonetta and Street Fighter 4 at a mate's house.

Bayonetta: fucking awesome, never had so much fun with a cheeseburger before.

SF4: sucked, huge step back from SF3, the new fat guy is awesome though.

It isn't so much a step back as a remake of SF2 with EX graphics.

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345]HhxGuYVLcWI[/youtube]

[T234]

Got a part time job again (15 hours) at the old computer chain where I used to work during Uni. They promise more hours too, maybe even full time.

This will give me some relief cash to continue looking for other work (and booze).

Good going Kosma.

[Madrun Badrun]

Can you reapply for the police?

[drew]

You should really consider getting into the spy and/or assassin business.

too bad hes allergic to guns

[Phoenix Dark]

now how do you saw shit like this and not get  banned. Post the video or gtfo

[Robo]

Teach me how to be more mojovonio.

[Brehvolution]

I would love to see the video. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I too would like to see it. 

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345]ipmll8e3Kzc&NR[/youtube]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Got drunk with co-workers last night for a going away party for one of my bosses, who got promoted.

Looks like after a month and a half, I successfully fixed the damage I did there in November and December.

Still got a month left to go in my current position before the job transfer.

[demi]

I managed to get the brazilian girl to send me a video of her ex-bf fucking her. woot woot!

woot woot? Enjoy watching another man piledrive your girl. You're messed...

[etiolate]

I managed to get the brazilian girl to send me a video of her ex-bf fucking her. woot woot!

I dunno man. That is fucking cool. But. Arent you supposed to be banging her yourself?

She's in Brazil right now.

Sounds like you'll be getting a second video.

[Bacchus7]

So I blacked out last night and I guess this girl I've messed around with (no sex) did too, and people said we ended up practically falling asleep on each other's foreheads 'cause we were both too fucked up to make out. Her friend then totally cock-blocked my incapacitated ass, and I threw up on my friend about ten minutes later. Good night.

[Green Shinobi]

Feeling sick as hell today. It started two days ago. I think one of my students gave me something. I feel feverish, but I don't have much of a temperature. It's weird. I went out last night for a friend's going away party, which didn't help things at all. If I feel this bad tomorrow, I might actually take a sick day for the first time in Korea.

[brawndolicious]

Holy fudgeballs integrals are an ankle-stretcher.

[Madrun Badrun]

ankle-stretcher?

[brawndolicious]

ass-rape means getting bent over and getting bent over means getting your ankles stretched.  it sounded so much more logical in my head.

[Raban]

ass-rape means getting bent over and getting bent over means getting your ankles stretched.  it sounded so much more logical in my head.

Couldn't have just said it was an ass-raper?

[Madrun Badrun]

I think your bending wrong during ass-rapes. 

[brawndolicious]

ass-rape means getting bent over and getting bent over means getting your ankles stretched.  it sounded so much more logical in my head.

Couldn't have just said it was an ass-raper?

but it's more sneaky than you think.

I think your bending wrong during ass-rapes. 

If you're trying to touch your toes, then you'll stretch your ankles.

[Raban]

ass-rape means getting bent over and getting bent over means getting your ankles stretched.  it sounded so much more logical in my head.

Couldn't have just said it was an ass-raper?

but it's more sneaky than you think.

I think your bending wrong during ass-rapes. 

If you're trying to touch your toes, then you'll stretch your ankles.

What about your calves? Don't those stretch too when you bend over? Could it be calf-stretching?

Maybe you could've said it "made me feel like a soap-dropper"?

[Green Shinobi]

I can't remember how to do any calculus. Actually, now that I think of it, I can't remember how to do much math at all anymore. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I know basic derivation, integrals, and a couple of rules like L'Hopital's Rule and Taylor series.

Not a whole lot.  I know absolutely nothing about Differential Equations despite acing the class.  Most of those equations and rules just seem like making shit up as you go along.  Especially the whole eigenvalues/eigenvectors thing.

[Robo]

I have no running water in my apartment. 

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black whine #14 

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[Madrun Badrun]

Just over heard my mom talking to my grandma on the phone downstairs.

"Well I'm not sure what you should say.  If they ask how Arvie is then you can talk about it, but if they don't ask then you don't need to bring it up". 

What ever they are talking about, it can't be good.  My whole family things I'm gay (not true) and a loser (true) so it's probably one or the other.  :'( :'( :'(

[Barry Egan]

your mom has to think through strategies of how to deal with people bringing you up? 

Damn.

[Madrun Badrun]

I know.   I'm really not fit to share this world with others.

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that's a paraphrasing from one piece, lol

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It could have been my grandpa (how old/sick he is getting) that they were talking about instead of me, as I'm named after him, but my mom almost always calls him dad not arvie. 

[etiolate]

Tell your mom that you have friends on the internet. That'll set things straight!

[Madrun Badrun]

ya, I think the best I could do with out lying would be "Don't worry mom I have a social life...on the internet."   

[Bildi]

I'm sure we could help resolve your family's questions about your sexual orientation at least.

[Madrun Badrun]

The best solution would be to get a girlfriend.  Unfortunately, my first girlfriend will come about when I'm 42 from some horrible dating site and she will look like a hideous man-beast which will only affirm their beliefs.  Then the secret talk about me will go like this:  "Ya just tell them he is totally gay but in denial.". 

[Diunx]

I know.   I'm really not fit to share this world with others.

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that's a paraphrasing from one piece, lol[/spoiler

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smh, no wonder your family thinks your are weird, at least paraphrase from something cool like Batman or Thor.

[Madrun Badrun]

Batman: TAS > one piece > anyother batman thing > thor.

one piece is great.  Especially the latest episodes with Bon Clay, the transvestite ballerina.  What a guy :limpwrist

[T234]

Batman: TAS > one piece > anyother batman thing > thor.

one piece is great.  Especially the latest episodes with Bon Clay, the transvestite ballerina.  What a guy :limpwrist

Get the fuck outta here, arvie. I'm better than that cigarillo Batman.

[archie4208]

i'm getting back $2700 in taxes.  that will keep me afloat for a few more months.

i also applied for 2 jobs at a local college and with the fdic this weekend.  fingers crossed!

[Green Shinobi]

Why the FUCK do people upload video torrents in MPEG-4? I seriously want to cocksmack everyone who does this. AVI or bust, assholes.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya fuck those assholes who actually take the time to put up a torrent, and don't take the the time also to convert the video to my favorite format. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Batman: TAS > one piece > anyother batman thing > thor.

one piece is great.  Especially the latest episodes with Bon Clay, the transvestite ballerina.  What a guy :limpwrist

Get the fuck outta here, arvie. I'm better than that cigarillo Batman.

You're Thor?