Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 557249 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3360 on:** February 09, 2010, 04:57:31 PM »

oh teenagers, so cute

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3361 on:** February 09, 2010, 04:58:33 PM »

I just finished watching a Law and Order: SVU episode where a rapist hung himself by sportin' a boner on the stand when they played back his rape video

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3362 on:** February 09, 2010, 04:59:16 PM »

I love that episode

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3363 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:02:07 PM »

who was watching to check if he had a boner?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3364 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:08:19 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on February 09, 2010, 05:02:07 PM

who was watching to check if he had a boner?

The DA (one of the blonde ones). He stands up, yelling "Turn it off!" and she looks down and says some quip about his boner. The screen then flips to the jurors who look uncomfortable. The rapist then sits down real quick and tries to cover it with his suit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3365 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:09:32 PM »

What if the dude is just into rape fantasies?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #3366 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 09, 2010, 04:16:47 PM

oh man that deal with it gif is gonna cause so much forced hilarity on this forum. DEAL WITH IT

hehehehe

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3367 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 09, 2010, 05:09:32 PM

What if the dude is just into rape fantasies?

The video being shown was of an actual rape but yeah that could be argued. I guess it was just damning to his character though.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3368 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:12:37 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 09, 2010, 05:06:35 PM

What I did is something that I will never talk about.

And no, I didn't send Duran Duran lyrics to a girl, I'm pretty sure most people I know around my age don't even know who Duran Duran are.

Well whatever it is, I'm sure its not as bad as you think.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3369 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:17:51 PM »

No I don't, but if you sent it in the first place then it can't be that bad. If it was something that bad you wouldn't have sent it in the first place.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3370 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 09, 2010, 04:16:47 PM

oh man that deal with it gif is gonna cause so much forced hilarity on this forum. DEAL WITH IT

remember that time you wrote "dealwithit.gif" in response to something I said? ha.

etiolate · « **Reply #3371 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:23:07 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 09, 2010, 05:06:35 PM

What I did is something that I will never talk about.

And no, I didn't send Duran Duran lyrics to a girl, I'm pretty sure most people I know around my age don't even know who Duran Duran are.

Then why do they dress like they are in a Duran Duran video?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3372 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:25:32 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 09, 2010, 05:17:51 PM

No I don't, but if you sent it in the first place then it can't be that bad. If it was something that bad you wouldn't have sent it in the first place.

I don't know about this.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3373 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:28:19 PM »

eletrikluv is obviously not familiar with the 2 AM Worm.

etiolate · « **Reply #3374 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:29:00 PM »

eluv underestimates male desperation

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3375 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:34:08 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 09, 2010, 05:28:19 PM

eletrikluv is obviously not familiar with the 2 AM Worm.

I still remember when an early version of that hit my computer and posted "OMG LIZ THE HOTTEST GIRL AT [insert college]" on some chick's Facebook wall. It's really a nasty worm.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3376 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:35:25 PM »

It's like that time I sent elektrikluv a love sonnet via PM, then quickly sobered up, hacked into her account and deleted it.

Robo · « **Reply #3377 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:38:01 PM »

I did the same thing, but I'm pretty sure she deleted it herself.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3378 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:38:33 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 09, 2010, 05:34:08 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 09, 2010, 05:28:19 PM
eletrikluv is obviously not familiar with the 2 AM Worm.

I still remember when an early version of that hit my computer and posted "OMG LIZ THE HOTTEST GIRL AT [insert college]" on some chick's Facebook wall. It's really a nasty worm.

Best 2 AM worm story I have - and Disposable White Guy will back me up on this - was when I got hammered at my mother's wedding reception afterparty (yes, there was an afterparty). We have a family realtor that is the very definition of a MILF, and sent us personalized magnets and calendars every year (par for the course for that profession).

After about a twenty or so pints of Yuengling, several Irish car bombs and whatever the hell Disposable White Guy ordered after that, I drunkenly went up to said realtor and told her, "You're the hottest magnet on our fridge!"

It's a catchphrase my family uses to mock me to this day.

T234 · « **Reply #3379 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:46:31 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3380 on:** February 09, 2010, 05:50:26 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3381 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:02:28 PM »

That's totally awesome, Willco.

Diunx · « **Reply #3382 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:24:18 PM »

Ban Powerlame.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3383 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:27:32 PM »

takes so long for this thread to load lol

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3384 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:28:19 PM »

Man, I hate this Kay Jewelers commercial. Its like, the dude is being sweet with the candy hearts and you can tell the girl is annoyed, possibly think that he didn't get her anything "of worth". Then her eyes light up when he gives a her diamond necklace. Fuck that shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3385 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:31:02 PM »

have a three hour midterm at 7pm tonight, and then one at 9:30 tomorrow morning. fuck.

But I have next week off to stay at home alone, all alone

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3386 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:33:14 PM »

On the other hand, De Beers has brought us one of the best thirty-second segments in commercial history with Cat Power's singing of "How Can I Tell You".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3387 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 09, 2010, 06:40:11 PM

Not as good as He Went To Jared.

maybe the person you messaged will forgive you if you go to Jared?

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3388 on:** February 09, 2010, 07:57:23 PM »

I never thought I'd say this to someone on the 'bore, but stop being such a distinguished effete fellow and fix it.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3389 on:** February 09, 2010, 08:01:38 PM »

tell us so we can help you fix it. We have life experience 'n shit.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3390 on:** February 09, 2010, 08:15:22 PM »

you tease!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3391 on:** February 09, 2010, 08:43:15 PM »

Ah, teen drama

We all do dumb shit in these times.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3392 on:** February 09, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »

so why tease us like this smh

was it sent to a woman?

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3393 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:38:33 PM »

The question, "Does anyone know how to delete a private message on Facebook after it's been sent?" is like the biggest bait of all time. Fuck off with your unintentional.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3394 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:41:28 PM »

Guys, do you know if you have to call the police after you find a dead body?

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3395 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:43:30 PM »

Not sure, why, what happened?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3396 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:44:11 PM »

The tease was very intentional.

Like I said, dat teen drama.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3397 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 09, 2010, 09:43:30 PM

Not sure, why, what happened?

I can't talk about it, sorry.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3398 on:** February 09, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »

Oh, no worries, man, didn't sound that interesting anyway. Anyone have anything else to talk about?

Bildi · « **Reply #3399 on:** February 09, 2010, 10:06:13 PM »

As long as you wore a condom I think ringing the police is OK.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3400 on:** February 09, 2010, 11:16:45 PM »

Midterm went disappointingly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3401 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:25:26 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 09, 2010, 09:52:33 PM

Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 09, 2010, 09:43:30 PM
Not sure, why, what happened?

I can't talk about it, sorry.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3402 on:** February 10, 2010, 03:48:53 AM »

I've written about 200 words for my essay--1300 to go by 9:00 AM.

I probably shouldn't have checked out Flannel Girl's facebook; she added her relationship status. $:-\$ (I already knew she was in a relationship, but still!)

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #3403 on:** February 10, 2010, 03:56:07 AM »

Is Cute Girl single at least?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3404 on:** February 10, 2010, 04:03:51 AM »

No. But at least she isn't dating another law student, like Flannel Girl is.

$:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3405 on:** February 10, 2010, 04:09:26 AM »

Time to order Roxxxy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3406 on:** February 10, 2010, 05:37:41 AM »

It's unfortunate that the log floggin' thread has finally been outpaced by the Outside Links thread.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #3407 on:** February 10, 2010, 05:41:42 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 10, 2010, 04:03:51 AM

No. But at least she isn't dating another law student, like Flannel Girl is.

$:-\$

If killing her boyfriend isn't true love, then I don't know what is.

Reb · « **Reply #3408 on:** February 10, 2010, 08:18:44 AM »

When you're senior member.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3409 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:43:27 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 10, 2010, 10:11:50 AM

So one of my best friends just got engaged, I'm kind of in a bad mood.

Yeah, that must suck.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3410 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:44:05 AM »

Why does that suck? What kind of shitty friend isn't happy for their best friend?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3411 on:** February 10, 2010, 10:53:08 AM »

i ruh roh. ask the mong above who is in a bad mood about it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3412 on:** February 10, 2010, 11:31:31 AM »

Bombed my linear algebra midterm big time. It sucks because I got a 100% on the practice exam, and then he didn't put any of those types of questions on the real test. I couldn't even start a question worth 20%.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #3413 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:08:30 PM »

So I cracked open an egg today. Two yolks. Huh. So I didn't think nothing of it until 5 seconds later when I cracked open the second egg and IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3414 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:16:48 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 10, 2010, 10:11:50 AM

So one of my best friends just got engaged, I'm kind of in a bad mood.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #3415 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:37:05 PM »

THREE

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3416 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:40:04 PM »

Is Em sitting on the floor of a supermarket cracking open eggs to see the amount of yokes inside?

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #3417 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:07:47 PM »

Accidentally, erm, took a girl home on Tuesday night.

24 year old realtor

Anyway, things are going well with the girl I actually want, she had a little to much too drink so is sleeping on my couch.

first time I've been home before 5 in over a week

Time to get the sleep schedule together.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3418 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:17:23 PM »

take advantage of her on your couch

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3419 on:** February 10, 2010, 01:40:59 PM »

Walked to school and realized all classes are canceled due to snow. The roads aren't even bad

News:

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