Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 557849 times)

Akala · « **Reply #3660 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:53:36 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 16, 2010, 05:52:24 PM

Somehow I've never taken a girl's virginity. In all likelihood, I will do so soon. What do we think about the experience, 'bore?

overrated.

also, WORKING ALL DAY ON MARDI GRAS FUCKING SUCKS NEVER AGAIN ZERHGRTEIVNZWEIVNERIKVRJZNGBJDFNBHKRNHNFG

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3661 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:54:45 PM »

I made an active effort not to take a girl's virginity. I'm 26-years-old now, so that's not really much of a problem anymore when I meet women.

Raban · « **Reply #3662 on:** February 16, 2010, 05:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 16, 2010, 05:53:28 PM

It is but its the most gay friendly bi curious place I have ever been too.

I'd love to live in the UK, but yeah. I have no job, no degree, I'd be homeless in a week. Especially with the exchange rate the way it is.

Diunx · « **Reply #3663 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:13:17 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 16, 2010, 05:52:24 PM

Somehow I've never taken a girl's virginity. In all likelihood, I will do so soon. What do we think about the experience, 'bore?

Is not fun AT ALL

Bildi · « **Reply #3664 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:17:31 PM »

I never have, but given the choice I'd rather not screw a virgin.

T234 · « **Reply #3665 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:19:39 PM »

What about if you are dating a virgin while YOU are a virgin?

Bildi · « **Reply #3666 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:20:53 PM »

In that case I guess that first screw would be extra-hilarious.

demi · « **Reply #3667 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:26:20 PM »

Quote from: T234 on February 16, 2010, 06:19:39 PM

What about if you are dating a virgin while YOU are a virgin?

I would probably fap vigorously to a video of this.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3668 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 16, 2010, 06:07:28 PM

Girls first time shouldnt be with someone who justs wants to "experience" it. But the way you talked about her so far suggests youre serious with your intentions which is good.

Yeah, believe me, I would prefer it if she weren't a virgin, but she is, so that's that. I just feel like there's a lot of responsibility on my end 'cause her first time will definitely color her perspective on sex. I don't want it to be incredibly emotional. I want it to be really fun, and I want it to communicate to her that sex should be, above all, fun. Fun and spontaneous and free.

Bildi · « **Reply #3669 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:13:44 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 16, 2010, 06:59:37 PM

Yeah, believe me, I would prefer it if she weren't a virgin, but she is, so that's that. I just feel like there's a lot of responsibility on my end 'cause her first time will definitely color her perspective on sex. I don't want it to be incredibly emotional. I want it to be really fun, and I want it to communicate to her that sex should be, above all, fun. Fun and spontaneous and free.

To maximise the 'fun and free' factor and minimise the deep emotional trauma I'd limit sexual intercourse to like 5% of the total time of the encounter. Doing other stuff that's more fun and involves little to no stress might leave her with a better impression.

Unless she wants it in the butt.

Quote from: The Business on February 16, 2010, 06:22:14 PM

To whom? If they're both virgins they have nothing to base it on. Now if it was being filmed or witnessed, that sounds hot.

If they have a sense of humour, I'm sure they'd see the funny side to it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3670 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:16:39 PM »

Man I wish Malek would come back, this thread needs to be cleansed of real sex talk.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3671 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 16, 2010, 07:16:39 PM

Man I wish Malek would come back, this thread needs to be cleansed of real sex talk.

Yeah, we need him to post a wall of YouTube videos dedicated to Flannel, Cute, and whatever else Girl.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3672 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:21:29 PM »

This place is just not the same without ~~him~~ talk of flannel girl.

cool breeze · « **Reply #3673 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:21:48 PM »

posters coming out > teases

T234 · « **Reply #3674 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:24:09 PM »

I think I ran Malek off the other day

cool breeze · « **Reply #3675 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:25:40 PM »

wait, he actually left

T234 · « **Reply #3676 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:27:01 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on February 16, 2010, 07:25:40 PM

wait, he actually left

He hasn't been on since $:-\$

Bildi · « **Reply #3677 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 16, 2010, 07:25:12 PM

Quote from: Bildi on February 16, 2010, 07:13:44 PM
To maximise the 'fun and free' factor and minimise the deep emotional trauma I'd limit sexual intercourse to like 5% of the total time of the encounter. Doing other stuff that's more fun and involves little to no stress might leave her with a better impression.

She probably will be emotional though. No way around that one.

Homosexuality: +1

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3678 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:49:35 PM »

Malek probably attended a class or something

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3679 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:50:15 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 16, 2010, 07:49:35 PM

Malek probably attended a class or something

And died of a panic attack?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3680 on:** February 16, 2010, 07:52:14 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 16, 2010, 07:50:15 PM

Quote from: T EXP on February 16, 2010, 07:49:35 PM
Malek probably attended a class or something

And died of a panic attack?

Maybe he died of a panic attack after Flannel Girl walked up to him and told him that she loved him

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3681 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:18:40 PM »

He probably just did what all annihilatees do more or less: typed up a lengthy response on how he wasn't annihilated; thought better of posting it; swore at himself for caring so much in the first place; resolved himself using the mantra "T234's so immature"; swore at himself again for caring; realized that the sum total of his time here amounted to revealing just enough of his personality to get annihilated by a Kentuckian; alternately cried and beat off into one of Flannel Girl's stolen flannel shirts.

cool breeze · « **Reply #3682 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:31:09 PM »

What is the entire story behind this?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3683 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 16, 2010, 08:18:40 PM

He probably just did what all annihilatees do more or less: typed up a lengthy response on how he wasn't annihilated; thought better of posting it; swore at himself for caring so much in the first place; resolved himself using the mantra "T234's so immature"; swore at himself again for caring; realized that the sum total of his time here amounted to revealing just enough of his personality to get annihilated by a Kentuckian; alternately cried and beat off into one of Flannel Girl's stolen flannel shirts.

You don't know Malek very well. He probably thought that what T said was the utter truth and got severely depressed. Malek is a delicate bird, who should not be so ruthlessly teased!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3684 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:43:33 PM »

His last posts don't really indicate that he was that upset over the comments.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3685 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:48:20 PM »

I think that we should all agree to give him a silly irrelevant nickname like "beautiful" which we will call him by when he comes back. This post should then be deleted so he has no idea what is going on.

also this is so fucking cool http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimm%27s_law
I should have been a linguist!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3686 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:50:58 PM »

Maybe Malek just went to class.

Himu · « **Reply #3687 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:53:33 PM »

Sexting is weird but hot at the same time but how do people get used to doing this regularly?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3688 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:58:14 PM »

wow

Quote

Whore
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear; akin to Old Irish carae friend, Sanskrit kāma love

Bildi · « **Reply #3689 on:** February 16, 2010, 10:08:25 PM »

carus dear
carae friend
kāma love

So if I say these things to someone I'm calling them a whore? That'd be really useful if I were 10 years old.

Bildi · « **Reply #3690 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:07:15 AM »

Fuck that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3691 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:58:58 AM »

Just filled out forms for a student loan. I hate this kind of thing. I have no idea what they mean by half of their terms. Like "prestudy period" does this mean the summer before I wanted the loan, or the summer after I wanted the loan. I think it means the latter but then why not call it post study? and if I'm in summer school there is not pre or post; it's all study!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3692 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:04:26 AM »

blah. i'm taking off work on friday but i'm getting sick right now

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #3693 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:49:19 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2010, 08:53:33 PM

Sexting is weird but hot at the same time but how do people get used to doing this regularly?

Because it's awesome.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3694 on:** February 17, 2010, 08:53:02 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on February 17, 2010, 06:49:19 AM

Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2010, 08:53:33 PM
Sexting is weird but hot at the same time but how do people get used to doing this regularly?

Because it's awesome.

Prove it to me...big boy

tiesto · « **Reply #3695 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:40:38 AM »

Quote from: T234 on February 16, 2010, 06:19:39 PM

What about if you are dating a virgin while YOU are a virgin?

That happened to me. Most awkward sex ever (even more awkward when you are girthy like me) $:-\$

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #3696 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:43:28 AM »

You're girthy? I thought you looked like this:

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #3697 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:48:04 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 17, 2010, 08:53:02 AM

Quote from: ch1nchilla on February 17, 2010, 06:49:19 AM
Quote from: Himuro on February 16, 2010, 08:53:33 PM
Sexting is weird but hot at the same time but how do people get used to doing this regularly?

Because it's awesome.

Prove it to me...big boy

Show me that birthday suit

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plus vibrams

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3698 on:** February 17, 2010, 11:01:10 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 17, 2010, 06:16:26 AM

Well then you can watch Leon over and over and over and over and over and over and over...............

He already has a version of Leon that he edited himself; the all Portman edition. It's much shorter than the original. Point being it more like he can watch Leon over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3699 on:** February 17, 2010, 11:12:33 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 17, 2010, 11:01:10 AM

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 17, 2010, 06:16:26 AM
Well then you can watch Leon over and over and over and over and over and over and over...............

He already has a version of Leon that he edited himself; that all Portman edition. It's much shorter than the original. Point being it more like he can watch Leon over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

I need a copy of that. Preteen Natalie...

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3700 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:29:31 PM »

My "berry" flavour chapstick makes coke-zero taste 100X better.

Yeti · « **Reply #3701 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 17, 2010, 12:29:31 PM

My "berry" flavour chapstick makes coke-zero taste 100X better.

I have mountain dew flavored chapstick. Want to taste it?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3702 on:** February 17, 2010, 12:45:45 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 17, 2010, 11:12:33 AM

I need a copy of that. Preteen Natalie...

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worth the jail time

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #3703 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:19:34 PM »

Vancouver's really pretty. Wish I wasn't stuck in an airport.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3704 on:** February 17, 2010, 04:31:58 PM »

my University had a snow day today. And I was supposed to have a quiz that I hadn't studied for

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3705 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:17:12 PM »

You should give up lent.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3706 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 17, 2010, 09:14:43 PM

Giving up women for lent.

I thought you're only allowed to choose to give up a vice that you actually have?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3707 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:22:20 PM »

Can one give up lent for lent?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3708 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:35:04 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 17, 2010, 09:27:30 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on February 17, 2010, 09:17:32 PM
Quote from: Green Man on February 17, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
Giving up women for lent.
I thought you're only allowed to choose to give up a vice that you actually have?
Well, I don't play by the rules.

well, if you like going to church, you could also give up that for lent.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3709 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:36:58 PM »

Give up your virginity for lent

When I was an atheist in the closet, I remember doing lent. It's implied that lent applies for the first week or two and then you just return to form after that.

Diunx · « **Reply #3710 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:53:46 PM »

The fuck is lent?

demi · « **Reply #3711 on:** February 17, 2010, 09:54:15 PM »

that smelly goo in your belly button

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #3712 on:** February 17, 2010, 10:03:48 PM »

Flying to the States tomorrow, was up til 5 watching fucking curling on the Olympics (no other events were on in HD

). Now I'm going to have to pay bills and shit tomorrow before my flight. Fail.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3713 on:** February 17, 2010, 10:55:49 PM »

It already started.

THE LENT IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #3714 on:** February 17, 2010, 11:00:03 PM »

I think Lent could be fun for non religious people. Although as inconsequential as a new year's resolution.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3715 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:12:44 AM »

I no longer have any idea what Kant is talking about and haven't for the last 30 pages.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3716 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:15:17 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 16, 2010, 07:49:35 PM

Malek probably attended a class or something

Pick something plausible next time.

I unplugged my modem and read 600 pages of administrative law and trusts law.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3717 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:23:35 AM »

It would probably be so easy with your 160 IQ too

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3718 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:32:52 AM »

you don't say

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3719 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:37:00 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 18, 2010, 12:21:23 AM

I wish I had the willpower to do something that constructive after getting annihilated.

I could probably be well on my way to a doctorate by now.

What annihilation?

News:

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