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Powerslave

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5040 on: March 20, 2010, 04:42:02 PM »



 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Diunx

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5041 on: March 20, 2010, 10:15:47 PM »


New Doctor Who trailer, holy shit! at that space battle against the Daleks mothership can't fucking wait :hyper :hyper :hyper
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5042 on: March 20, 2010, 10:50:25 PM »
He's holding a gun at the end?  wtf?

Diunx

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5043 on: March 20, 2010, 11:01:38 PM »
He is not the first Doctor to use a gun.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5044 on: March 21, 2010, 12:15:08 AM »
There was a protest in the city today.  Nothing new to SF but I thought I'd share the pics anyway:




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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5045 on: March 21, 2010, 12:23:53 AM »
I don't disagree with the messages that much but the fact that it is privileged middle and upper class white kids doing the protesting always manages to rile me up.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5046 on: March 21, 2010, 12:26:33 AM »
yeah 99% of protests are just circle-jerks.

CrystalGemini

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5047 on: March 21, 2010, 12:35:07 AM »
Eh you never know with SF.  Most of the protesters today were middle aged to older people.  The younger folk (myself included) were spectators or just passing by.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5048 on: March 21, 2010, 05:15:15 AM »
protests since the 70's :piss2

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5049 on: March 21, 2010, 07:43:46 PM »
OMG work load and stress.  I might die.

Fresh Prince

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5050 on: March 21, 2010, 07:46:05 PM »
OMG work load and stress.  I might die.
Imagine if you had a social life as well!
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5051 on: March 21, 2010, 07:48:53 PM »
I use to think that too, but then I released that I eat up the same amount of time being depressed about sucking at life that I other wise would being social, so I really don't gain anything.  :(

Fresh Prince

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5052 on: March 21, 2010, 07:50:17 PM »
smh, Father Mike.
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Powerslave

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5053 on: March 21, 2010, 08:31:17 PM »
you released what

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5054 on: March 21, 2010, 08:50:23 PM »
 :lol fuck

CajoleJuice

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5055 on: March 21, 2010, 09:22:56 PM »
jesus christ
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5056 on: March 21, 2010, 11:51:15 PM »
OMG work load and stress.  I might die.
Whatcha workin' on?  :dur
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ch1nchilla

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5057 on: March 22, 2010, 12:13:41 AM »
SHINKANSEN

fistfulofmetal

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5058 on: March 22, 2010, 12:15:26 AM »
you released what

his hopes of a social life
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Powerslave

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5059 on: March 22, 2010, 12:54:29 AM »
I still have mine.


One day!


Believe.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5060 on: March 22, 2010, 01:08:15 AM »
OMG work load and stress.  I might die.
Whatcha workin' on?  :dur

a 10 page essay on Intentionality and short essay on an epistemology article.  Then I have to study for a math midterm on Wednesday, which I am very under prepared for.  Then on the 29th I have a logic midterm, and have to presentation on something I haven't yet read.  The nextday I have a 10 page essay on something to do with Kant -- I haven't thought about it yet.  Then the day after that I have a math assignment and a compsci assignment due.  Then another 10 page essay which I haven't started thinking about on the 6th.       

Joe Molotov

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5061 on: March 22, 2010, 01:13:54 AM »
OMG work load and stress.  I might die.
Whatcha workin' on?  :dur

a 10 page essay on Intentionality and short essay on an epistemology article. 

Estimated Typos in the First Draft = 4,700
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5062 on: March 22, 2010, 01:27:58 AM »
My essays always come back full of red marks :(

Powerslave

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5063 on: March 22, 2010, 01:34:08 AM »
My essays always come back full of red marks :(

That's because you print them out with the MS Word error detection lines visible.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5064 on: March 22, 2010, 01:36:18 AM »
No if I make random right clicks then left clicks those usually go away. 

Powerslave

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5065 on: March 22, 2010, 01:50:21 AM »
Or you can tipp-ex your monitor.

drew

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5066 on: March 22, 2010, 02:13:13 AM »
My essays always come back full of red marks :(

thats because you fucking fail at school

Agent Whiskers

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5067 on: March 22, 2010, 02:38:06 AM »
Tell me what you guys think of this.

The Sceneman

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5068 on: March 22, 2010, 03:44:56 AM »
man a co-worker overeacted hard to something I said today. Im really tired and angry and upset and I want to die  :'(
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etiolate

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5069 on: March 22, 2010, 04:43:14 AM »
Tell me what you guys think of this.

Sounds at first like a cinematic track. The beats sound separate from the rest and I am not sure if you want that or not.

bork

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5070 on: March 22, 2010, 05:20:51 AM »
Why do I accept friend requests on Facebook from people that I really do not wish to associate with? I *knew* this kid would write on my wall. And for the very same reason I accepted the friend request, I will respond. :-\

Spill it.

You know what I hate about FB?

The whole "friend suggestions" thing. Well, not as a whole because it's mostly useful. But I hate when I see some guy I knew in Middle School who made my life there less than comfortable at times.

Douche.

 :lol  I only just started using Facebook recently.  Haven't gotten any suggestions like that, but I did see one of the more unpleasant people on my high school alumni list and my old two-faced asshole manager on another list.  Also got a few friend requests that I turned down, and felt kinda bad about it.  :/

has facebook ever improved anyone's life?

It's nice to connect with people you might not see as much or haven't seen in a long time, but I'm not seeing any meaningful conversations taking place or anything.  I'm already using it less and less after having only signed up a few weeks ago.  There's also one particular friend who is on there 24/7, so my news feed is a bunch of posts from him proclaiming his love for his girlfriend or ranting/raving about hockey games.
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Agent Whiskers

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5071 on: March 22, 2010, 07:07:18 AM »
Tell me what you guys think of this.

Sounds at first like a cinematic track. The beats sound separate from the rest and I am not sure if you want that or not.

That's what I was going for. I've been doing movie scores recently and it sort of effected my style. Also, I have a very limited toolset at the moment with Garage Band and its preset beats so it explains why the beats differ so greatly but still, I feel it clicks.

Tell me what you guys think of this.
I like it. I don't love it but I like it.

So you're a ghamdi, so how greedy are you? :p

Not greedy enough for you babe. :-*

Agent Whiskers

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Groogrux

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5073 on: March 22, 2010, 11:54:16 PM »
I'm proof that if you piss off the people working on you in a hospital, you do get a bigger needle...    8)  And maybe a few unnecessary tests...
WTF

Cormacaroni

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5074 on: March 23, 2010, 03:29:06 AM »
I had 15kg of various types of flour delivered yesterday. Pro-bakery can now ensue.
vjj

Raban

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5075 on: March 23, 2010, 08:17:14 AM »
PROGRAMMERS, read this post!

So check this out. Right before spring break my programming professor slams us with a pretty tough assignment. We've got pointers, loops, AND graphics going on in this project. It's a text adventure. It's really quite simple, because the prof gave us most of the code. Here's what he gave us.

Quote from: Professor Dipshit
#include <stdio.h>

/****************************************************************************
 * ps3.c
 *
 * Computer Science 121
 * Your Name
 *
 * Super Text Adventure
 *
 * User starts in one of 4 rooms and hunts down a treasure.
 ***************************************************************************/

/*
 * render: Draws the map.  Places an X and T where the character and
 *         treasure reside, respectively.
 *
 * Parameters:
 *  room - A room number where the player is.  Valid room numbers are 1-4.
 *
 */
void render(int room)
{
   if ((room < 1) || (room > 4))
   {
      printf("Cannot draw map, invalid room number: %d\n", room);
      return;
   }
   printf("---------\n");
   if (room == 1)
      printf("| X |   |\n");
   else if (room == 2)
      printf("|   | X |\n");
   else
      printf("|   |   |\n");
   printf("---------\n");
   if (room == 3)
      printf("| X | T |\n");
   else if (room == 4)
      printf("|   | X |\n");
   else
      printf("|   | T |\n");
   printf("---------\n");
   printf("You are in room %d.\n", room);
   printf("\n");
}

/*
 * move: Returns the room number the player resides in after moving
 *       north, west, south, or east.  This function ensures that the player can
 *       never leave the map.  If player attempts to move outside of
 *       room 1, 2, 3, or 4 an appropriate message is displayed, and the room
 *       the player originally resided in is returned.
 *
 * Parameters:
 *  command - An integer representing up [8], left [4], down [2], or right [6].
 *   player_room - The room number where the player is.  Valid room numbers are 1-4.
 *
 *  When this function is finished, the room number where the player resides after applying the given command
 *  will be stored in the value pointed to by player_room.
 */
void move(int command, int *player_room)
{
   /* implement this function*/
   return 0;
}

/* Game logic goes here */
int main()
{
   int player_room = 1;

   printf("== Super Text Adventure ==\n");
   render(player_room);

}

Now I knew something was funny looking at this code. And the whole time he's like "Don't change the render function!" Bullshit, you cocksucker. Because of the random printf argument in the render function, nothing would come out the way he wanted us to make it.

Every time you'd enter an incorrect number, it was supposed to prompt you with an error message and then reprint the map, like this (though you don't see the error message in question):


Because of this motherfucker's bullshit code, I ended up wracking my brain trying to debug the code I wrote, because I trusted this dumbass. This is like the 10th time this dude has slipped up. Before, he's walked us through writing programs for topic examples that I tried compiling and they were either filled with syntax errors or crashed. This professor fucking SUCKS.

I'd post my code, but this post is long enough already. Will post if asked.
SRY

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5076 on: March 23, 2010, 06:14:37 PM »
too-much-make-up girl was making jokes about orgasms in class today.  Now I feel half aroused and half depressed. 

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5077 on: March 23, 2010, 06:19:38 PM »
You should have made some too.

Fresh Prince

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5078 on: March 23, 2010, 07:24:25 PM »
orgasms
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5079 on: March 23, 2010, 07:39:57 PM »
I don't understand the last three comments.   :'(

Fresh Prince

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5080 on: March 23, 2010, 07:41:54 PM »
TB thought TMUG was joking about masturbation but you said she was joking about orgasms. I corrected him. Obviously when she was joking about orgasms it would've been during sex which you haven't had. Hence the  :(

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5082 on: March 23, 2010, 07:51:05 PM »
:lol  I thought I had spelt it wrong and typed it into google twice just to be sure.

etiolate

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5083 on: March 23, 2010, 09:08:46 PM »
Mike, how were you planning on joining in on a female orgasm discussion?

brawndolicious

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5084 on: March 24, 2010, 05:54:22 AM »
fuck me in the asshole for a second.  I forgot what the leibniz notation for the second derivative looked like and I spent 20 minutes trying to find out why the first derivative squared wasn't correct.

ch1nchilla

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5085 on: March 24, 2010, 10:48:15 AM »
Kyoto is awesome and all, but I'm ready to go back to Tokyo.

Himu

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5086 on: March 24, 2010, 10:57:09 AM »
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?
IYKYK

demi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5087 on: March 24, 2010, 11:02:26 AM »
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?

I scrub my dick and balls with the loofah, as for my asscrack I just spread my cheeks and let the water flow like wine. Then I give it a quick wipe with my hand - scrubbing said hand with the loofah after. Poke my pooter with my pinky just for kicks, too.
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Himu

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5088 on: March 24, 2010, 11:08:10 AM »
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?

I scrub my dick and balls with the loofah, as for my asscrack I just spread my cheeks and let the water flow like wine. Then I give it a quick wipe with my hand - scrubbing said hand with the loofah after. Poke my pooter with my pinky just for kicks, too.

 :S :S :S
IYKYK

demi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5089 on: March 24, 2010, 11:12:05 AM »
O_O
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demi

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5090 on: March 24, 2010, 11:14:48 AM »
Yes, sorry that you had to learn I take showers. Disgusting cretins
fat

BlueTsunami

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5091 on: March 24, 2010, 11:22:16 AM »
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?

You ever seen a porno featuring panty stuffing? Anything is possssibblleeeeeee.
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Robo

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5092 on: March 24, 2010, 01:12:38 PM »
As an internetizen, I wish to preserve the preconceived notion that I never bathe, therefore: lol.
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5093 on: March 24, 2010, 01:12:47 PM »
i just use the soap bar directly on my body
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Himu

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5094 on: March 24, 2010, 02:06:06 PM »
The other day I was eating pizza with some people.

Saw some really obese guy at the table across from us. He was dousing his pizza with sugar packets, like seriously emptying sugar packets on top of the pizza, and eating it.

I don't think I was ever so disgusted in my life.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 02:07:50 PM by Himuro »
IYKYK

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5095 on: March 24, 2010, 02:27:37 PM »
Failed a math midterm today.  Fuck i'm dumb.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5096 on: March 24, 2010, 03:18:39 PM »
Someone explain how to shower with a loofah. How do you wash your more delicate parts? How do you wash your ASS? Do you guys use spare washcloths for stuff like that?

Leave it be, they just don't understand

*daps Beezy, Himu, Lemurs*
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OptimoPeach

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5097 on: March 24, 2010, 03:20:18 PM »
i just use the soap bar directly on my body
#t=6m40s
6:40
hi5

Mupepe

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5098 on: March 24, 2010, 03:21:15 PM »
I always hire a day laborer to lick me clean. 

Raban

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5099 on: March 24, 2010, 03:22:09 PM »
I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.

Loofas ftw.
SRY