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[Madrun Badrun]

I always hire a day laborer to lick me clean. 

Your wife is Mexican?

[The Fake Shemp]

holy shit that's awful

[Mupepe]

I always hire a day laborer to lick me clean. 

Your wife is Mexican?

She's not, but it's all South of the border to me.

But no, I usually get dudes because their rougher tongue cleans better and picks up more dirt.

[Madrun Badrun]

Like half the compsci lab is filled with decent looking girls today.  WTF is up with that?  I can only assume they are all taking first year compsci and have an assignment due soon. 

[Himu]

I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.

Loofas ftw.

Use washcloth once. Put it in the hamper to be washed. Get new washcloth the next day. Simple.

Compared to using the same loofah you used the day prior without washing it. Loofahs are infested with germs. How are they somehow less disgusting?

[Raban]

I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.

Loofas ftw.

Use washcloth once. Put it in the hamper to be washed. Get new washcloth the next day. Simple.

Compared to using the same loofah you used the day prior without washing it. Loofahs are infested with germs. How are they somehow less disgusting?

Good point, but washcloths still feel weird on my body.

[Phoenix Dark]

and wet dog smells weird to my nose

[Tauntaun]

I always hire a day laborer to lick me clean. 

Your wife is Mexican?

She's not, but it's all South of the border to me.

But no, I usually get dudes because their rougher tongue cleans better and picks up more dirt.

[Himu]

I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.

Loofas ftw.

Use washcloth once. Put it in the hamper to be washed. Get new washcloth the next day. Simple.

Compared to using the same loofah you used the day prior without washing it. Loofahs are infested with germs. How are they somehow less disgusting?

Good point, but washcloths still feel weird on my body.

Loofahs feel good to me. Gets dry skin off real good. My problem is washing of the dick and the ass.

Should get a new loofah. How are those axe sponge things?

These:

[BlueTsunami]

and wet dog smells weird to my nose

True that but some chics go to far with the masking scents. I don't need no cocoa butter all up in my shit.

[Himu]

Cocoa butter lotion smells yuck.

I smell like Jergen's.

[Raban]

I don't understand how people use washcloths. That shit looks nasty.

Loofas ftw.

Use washcloth once. Put it in the hamper to be washed. Get new washcloth the next day. Simple.

Compared to using the same loofah you used the day prior without washing it. Loofahs are infested with germs. How are they somehow less disgusting?

Good point, but washcloths still feel weird on my body.

Loofahs feel good to me. Gets dry skin off real good. My problem is washing of the dick and the ass.

Should get a new loofah. How are those axe sponge things?

These:

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My brother uses that. It's good.

And to an extent, demi described the best way to clean your ass when using a loofah. All except the fingering

[Himu]

I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.

[OptimoPeach]

I just spread my cheeks and let water shoot up there. My shower head has awesome pressure

[Mupepe]

I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.

... are you really that grossed out by your own ass? 

You're one of those freaks that refuses to lick ass or buttfuck chicks aren't you?  Weirdo

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.

... are you really that grossed out by your own ass? 

You're one of those freaks that refuses to lick ass or buttfuck chicks aren't you?  Weirdo

his dick is too big for anal  :'(

[Raban]

I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.

... are you really that grossed out by your own ass? 

I never understood people who could be disgusted by their own body. It's just your butt. Sure it has poop in it from time to time, but it's still YOURS. Just reach down and wipe it out. If you're covered head to toe in water and soap anyways, what's the big deal?

[Mupepe]

I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.

... are you really that grossed out by your own ass? 

You're one of those freaks that refuses to lick ass or buttfuck chicks aren't you?  Weirdo

his dick is too big for anal  :'(

I'm just amazed that people stick their hands in their ass to clean it.

... are you really that grossed out by your own ass? 

I never understood people who could be disgusted by their own body. It's just your butt. Sure it has poop in it from time to time, but it's still YOURS. Just reach down and wipe it out. If you're covered head to toe in water and soap anyways, what's the big deal?

Exactly.  I can understand not wanting to put your hand up there after a long day and take a whiff or taste.  But if your ass is still grody while in the shower.  Hell, just your ass crack.  Something is wrong with you.  Clean better or wipe better.  Something.

[Barry Egan]

To be fair though you guys have never seen what type of ungodly stuff lurks in Himu's asshole.  That shit is not something you want to be responsible for on a daily basis.

[Mupepe]

True. 

[BlueTsunami]

After years of avoiding direct contact with the booty hole, Himu's tooter bunker must be Wesley Snipes black  :bowser

[Mupepe]

I bet that feels amazing

[Mupepe]

Homovonio confirmed.

I AM MRS. NESBIT

[Himu]

Exactly.  I can understand not wanting to put your hand up there after a long day and take a whiff or taste.  But if your ass is still grody while in the shower.  Hell, just your ass crack.  Something is wrong with you.  Clean better or wipe better.  Something.

I wipe and everything, it's just...I dunno...poop freaks me out. I think of washing my ass with my hand and I freak. "POOP COMES FROM THERE CAN'T DO IT"

So I use a washcloth instead and wash it after use.

[Himu]

To be fair though you guys have never seen what type of ungodly stuff lurks in Himu's asshole.  That shit is not something you want to be responsible for on a daily basis.

Half of it is from the stuff you put in my ass the last time we hung out though

[Mupepe]

so you wouldn't lick or fuck a girl's ass himu?

[Himu]

Lick? No. Fuck? Why not.

[MCD]

[Mupepe]

Lick? No. Fuck? Why not.

Weirdo

[Himu]

Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.

That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.

[Mupepe]

Eh.  Dude if I smell good and there is nothing visible, then I don't care honestly.  Being clean is mostly sight, smell and peace of mind.  You are never truly clean.  As soon as you get out of the shower you are putting shit on that is infested with germs and when you touch anything in the bathroom you're pretty much infected with germs.  Fuck it.

[Mupepe]

Himu does have a really clean ass.  I can vouch for that.  He may be on to something.

[Himu]

Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.

That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.

lol wat

It's kinda like white folks and lotion, just because your ash is hardly visible doesn't mean you don't get ashy or dry skin.

[Himu]

Eh.  Dude if I smell good and there is nothing visible, then I don't care honestly.  Being clean is mostly sight, smell and peace of mind.  You are never truly clean.  As soon as you get out of the shower you are putting shit on that is infested with germs and when you touch anything in the bathroom you're pretty much infected with germs.  Fuck it.

True. I'm just anal about it. Like, if I just rub washing soap on my body I don't really feel clean.

[Mupepe]

Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.

That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.

lol wat

It's kinda like white folks and lotion, just because your ash is hardly visible doesn't mean you don't get ashy or dry skin.

Our skin is most definitely better though.

[The Sceneman]

goddamn Ive got one hell of a cold, got like 2 hours sleep because of the temparature. Struggling to make migration from bed to couch to play 360!

[Bacchus7]

I think to spite the prevalence of vampirism in today's culture I've developed a serious blood-and-pain fetish. The next girl I hook up with is biting me so hard I bleed, or she's getting bitten.

[Groogrux]

It's so damn cold in this ER tonight...

[Flannel Boy]

Since he's not on MSN


Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.

Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.

* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. cries

PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.

[CajoleJuice]

you can just send me a PM you know

[Ichirou]

Malek's life is so sad.

[Boogie]

Since he's not on MSN


Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.

Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.

* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. cries

PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.

well, that's all a shame.

[CajoleJuice]

If only I were on MSN... I could have saved him some embarrassment.

[Flannel Boy]

 

* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. goes back to exile.

[demi]

wtf, I dont finger my asshole. Just a little poke. Make sure its all good. Damn you all some closeted weirdos.

[Joe Molotov]

You should have went right up to Flannel Girl and said "You know, even though you've gained some weight, I'd still do you."

[The Fake Shemp]

Since he's not on MSN


Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.

Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.

* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. cries

PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.

Why don't you go to class?

[Flannel Boy]

I have avoidant personality disorder?

[Joe Molotov]

Himuro, since no one else wants to say it: you do realize that hot water + friction + soap = clean, right?

Himuro has listened to arguments on both side of the debate, and has seen nothing to convince him that soap makes you clean. So he just doesn't use any.

[Ichirou]

Pretty sure Himu means he uses soap plus a sponge or wash cloth.

[Madrun Badrun]

I've almost started crying in class the last two days.  Both times I saved myself with an awkward fake yawn.  Not going to class seems like a good strategy, if you're smart enough that is.  I need to go to class.


I also have 4 pages of an essay I need to write tonight.  Searle's Mind a brief introduction sucks ass.  He gives such a shallow discussion of the topics that I've had to spend a shit load of time researching stuff that I really shouldn't have too.  i still have no idea what "aspectual shape"  is.   

[Ichirou]

Crying?

[Flannel Boy]

Fuck it. I'm going to class tomorrow just to see Hot Girl. Plus I need to distance myself from Arvie.

[Joe Molotov]

You guys need some meds (or more/better ones).

[cool breeze]

There was some girl in my class that used to cry in class because she was so lost.  One day she kinda broke down and started to yell about how what we were learning was stupid.  I wanted to laugh but that would be awkward since she sat next to me.  Pretty sure she dropped the class after the midterm.

one class I tried to explain a different way to think about the problems and she was trying to make the teacher teach it in that way.  That was even more awkward since I felt like I needed to help explain it even though it was for her benefit.  that said, the class has become really boring since she left.  There is another girl in the class who seems to be cracking too, but I'll probably drop this class before I witness that happening.

[Madrun Badrun]

I didn't actually cry, but I was really close to.  My eyes were dry...  and I'm far to stressed out right now... and...and I'm so alone  :'( :'(

[brawndolicious]

Go to class malek.  It makes coming back on the internet funner.

Himuro, since no one else wants to say it: you do realize that hot water + friction + soap = clean, right?

I think he's overrating the friction part of it.  It's pretty common for people who get obsessive-compulsive about cleaning to think rubbing harder cleans you better so, I dunno-maybe his rituals about it are just all out of comfort/familiarity of using a washcloth.

[BlueTsunami]

I'd totally Gay Marriage pact Malek if we're both not committed to a relationship at 40 :'( (and still posting in the Internets)

[cool breeze]

The weirdest was this one girl from an old class who she started freaking out, wrote out a note and ran out of the room.  The note was like a paragraph long and about why she needed to get water, but she spend a good couple minutes making weird noises as she wrote the note.

Even after that she was in class everyday.  There is no excuse not to go to class.

[Flannel Boy]

I'd totally Gay Marriage pact Malek if we're both not committed to a relationship at 40 :'( (and still posting in the Internets)

Sorry, Arvie and I already made a similar pact.

I prefer crying twinks