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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #9600 on: February 29, 2020, 10:23:50 PM »
Cody is a dumb wrestler.

He ruined the match before it started! I haven’t even been able to gauge how good the match is, I’m so distracted. Please be fake, Cody!
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« Reply #9603 on: February 29, 2020, 10:30:26 PM »
pockets time :lol

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« Reply #9604 on: February 29, 2020, 10:34:06 PM »
Maybe this will lift my spirits, now that AEW’s biggest hope is dead.
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« Reply #9605 on: February 29, 2020, 10:34:09 PM »
"i got the basement to myself this week" jr out here destroying the fans :rofl

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« Reply #9606 on: February 29, 2020, 10:43:23 PM »
Pac was a good pick for this. His reactions are great.
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« Reply #9607 on: February 29, 2020, 10:49:13 PM »
Well, PAC went from top of the rankings to taking 15 minutes to beat pockets. I guess it could have been worse.
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« Reply #9608 on: February 29, 2020, 10:57:26 PM »
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« Reply #9609 on: February 29, 2020, 11:07:04 PM »
So Jon Moxley is an cannibal.

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« Reply #9610 on: February 29, 2020, 11:25:08 PM »
Title change.

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« Reply #9611 on: February 29, 2020, 11:29:24 PM »
I wish I could’ve taken like 6 dumps.
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« Reply #9612 on: March 01, 2020, 01:10:31 AM »
dat neck tatt! looks exactly like something a "I don't see race" type white guy would get  :lol
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« Reply #9613 on: March 01, 2020, 01:23:42 AM »
No 'Jane' but this entrance still rules
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #9614 on: March 01, 2020, 03:54:47 AM »
that ppv was pretty shit. cody sucks, jericho and mox put on the same match jericho has been doing for a while, the women botched everything they tried, kenny and bucks put on yet another "sell nothing 5000 kickouts" match, nothing else was worth even mentioning. somehow the best match was pockets vs pac. :lol

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« Reply #9616 on: March 01, 2020, 11:31:34 AM »
who'd have thought life long candy ass cody rhodes would end up getting a tragic tattoo  :doge
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« Reply #9617 on: March 01, 2020, 11:38:56 AM »
His style is that he’s always overdressed for a wrestler in stylish duds. Now it looks like he has a melting decepticon prison tat on his neck. I bet he had to get talked out of doing it with a confederate flag, and that’s the only thing he’d budge on.

Still surprised that the match was that weak. I thought he knew what he was doing after the last few weeks of Dynamite. I thought there’d at least be something ambitious about it.
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« Reply #9618 on: March 01, 2020, 11:42:27 AM »
That was a terrible ppv, holy fuck.

Such a build up, the last tv shows were incredible.. and then THIS.

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« Reply #9619 on: March 01, 2020, 12:06:39 PM »
People are praising that awful tag match. The last 10 minutes was stupid ridiculous move/kick out spam. Any single one of those moves in the last 10-15 minutes could and should have ended the match. It’s what :cornette will call video game wrestling. And he’s right on this one: it bad.
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« Reply #9620 on: March 01, 2020, 12:25:15 PM »
Like, I get that not everyone likes the same shit, and also that since I grew up on old NWA/early era WCW southern "wrasslin" I'm predisposed to like a certain slice of shit, but I will never get the appeal of the finisher spam shit where everyone just tries to murder each other with no sense of anything that happened 5 minutes ago mattering in the slightest. The closest I can get is appreciating Keith Lee/Dijak, but they're basically human cartoon characters and the Bucks/Omega etc are basically "normal dudes" and it looks fucking stupid. Also, Adam Cole needs to be strapped into a chair and forced to listen to Corny podcasts for a week, see if any of it sticks.
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« Reply #9621 on: March 01, 2020, 12:35:59 PM »
glad theres no fans of the play rasslers here  :salute
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« Reply #9622 on: March 01, 2020, 02:47:32 PM »
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« Reply #9623 on: March 01, 2020, 03:37:05 PM »

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« Reply #9624 on: March 01, 2020, 05:53:52 PM »
Another cosplay rassler  :yuck
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« Reply #9625 on: March 01, 2020, 06:44:30 PM »
Dean Ambrose in a bad match? I find that hard to believe
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« Reply #9626 on: March 01, 2020, 06:59:33 PM »
I’m surprised you liked that tag match that much. I thought that was the pits outside of Page. Omega and the Bucks are just incoherent in the ring. They’re like children fucking arbitrarily with the autocomplete function on this iPhone keyboard.
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« Reply #9627 on: March 01, 2020, 09:11:48 PM »
I’m surprised you liked that tag match that much. I thought that was the pits outside of Page. Omega and the Bucks are just incoherent in the ring. They’re like children fucking arbitrarily with the autocomplete function on this iPhone keyboard.

My deepest secret is sometimes I really enjoy stupid spot fests and cool moves and Page/Omega have a lot of really cool combo sequences.

I do like Omega a good bit of the time, but I am legitimately Corny about the Bucks. It seems like they only care about how much bullshit they can string together and if only one spot out of four looks good, it’s okay because the next one is coming up fast.
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« Reply #9628 on: March 01, 2020, 10:05:37 PM »
I got all of that storytelling but it didn’t really matter much since I’m not invested in these guy’s saga. I wanted a good wrestling match.  :derp
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« Reply #9631 on: March 02, 2020, 04:21:56 PM »
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« Reply #9632 on: March 02, 2020, 08:01:10 PM »
shayna vs kairi on raw tonight at some point

also black vs aj

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« Reply #9633 on: March 02, 2020, 08:09:39 PM »
crowd popping for mcintyre? :leon heyman calling him "a big bitch" :lol

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« Reply #9634 on: March 02, 2020, 08:20:23 PM »
Listening to Corny talk about Raw on the latest Experience was pretty nice. He hated the show, but he talked a lot about how TV worked when he did things, and it was pretty interesting.

I guess he’s doing a Revolution review to be posted tomorrow on whichever podcast is supposed to go up.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #9635 on: March 02, 2020, 08:56:37 PM »
Ricochet losing clean to Riddick Moss.  :lol

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Also, I never thought Jim Cornette would find Asuka and Kairi's gimmick racist.

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« Reply #9636 on: March 02, 2020, 09:00:58 PM »
lmao announcers making it canon that undertaker thinks aj is a bitch :lol

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« Reply #9637 on: March 02, 2020, 09:03:33 PM »
I'm with Stro on the PPV. Except I am stupid and like spotfests 100 percents of the time. The thing he said about the tag match is basically my thoughts as well. Good bits of storytelling, mixed with crazy moves. Even if sometimes they kinda missed the mark (meltzer driver outside the ring where the flying buck barely made it.)

I also liked the sammy darby match, and OC v Pac was equal parts funny and holy shit to me. The OC can go gimmick hasn't worn off of me yet. his ddts and that superman punch look crazy.

I know I'm not saying anything anyone hasn't before, but golddust v jake hagar was such shit though. it was making me regret slapping down that 30aud for the ppv. cody v mjf was also shitty but idk that it was as bad as people have been saying- I think the cringe tattoo and intro sunk the match. It had it's moments (gf got a kick out of the brandi arn interference spot) but I didn't get the finish at all. MJF eats two crossrhodes and then jumps up and one punch mans cody? come on.

and jericho and mox was just a downer ending. sloppy ass paradigm shift.

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« Reply #9638 on: March 02, 2020, 09:49:08 PM »
The fuck was that?

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« Reply #9639 on: March 02, 2020, 09:49:10 PM »
Haha, who the fuck did Ricochet piss off
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« Reply #9640 on: March 02, 2020, 09:49:58 PM »
so its just been a big fake spider in the cage what the fuck

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« Reply #9641 on: March 02, 2020, 09:53:42 PM »
Uh oh, did I just miss something I’m going to need to see before the next :cornette?
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« Reply #9642 on: March 02, 2020, 10:14:23 PM »
Man, that was an awful segment.

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« Reply #9643 on: March 02, 2020, 10:54:53 PM »
Orton: I beat the shit out of Edge in order to save his life!  :lol

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« Reply #9644 on: March 03, 2020, 08:34:24 AM »
Uh oh, did I just miss something I’m going to need to see before the next :cornette?
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« Reply #9645 on: March 03, 2020, 09:01:41 AM »
Should have been Vanguard 1 in there the whole time
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« Reply #9646 on: March 03, 2020, 10:39:01 AM »
:cornette drive thru won't be dropping til tomorrow :stahp

meltzer apparently called the olivier v young fucks match the greatest tag team bout ever so he's probably gonna special fellow out over that :rejoice
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« Reply #9648 on: March 03, 2020, 05:14:36 PM »
Haha, who the fuck did Ricochet piss off

Meltzer says Vince pulled the plug on Ricochet's push, much like Cedric Alexander before him, and "he's done" despite Heyman wanting to push him.  So I guess look forward to him on Main Event!

It's fine- they need to push fresh, young talent like Brock, Goldberg, Cena, and Edge.
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« Reply #9649 on: March 03, 2020, 05:24:35 PM »
remember when meltz said that humberto was getting his plug pulled and the next week he got a new theme and new wardrobe, and now he's got a title match on the ppv? :doge

with as much as the announcers said that ricochet was a hero for getting in the ring post-brock match and how he was surely injured and hurting and it was amazing he could even stand, my guess is he'll be mostly unaffected and they just wanted riddick moss to get a win over someone people knew.

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« Reply #9650 on: March 03, 2020, 08:57:24 PM »
I just watched some mini-doc with some ex-WWE guy that’s in Cirque du Soleil now. Mason something. I thought it was an interesting skill set transition. At least it’s closer to real wrestling than All Petite.
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« Reply #9651 on: March 03, 2020, 09:34:53 PM »
mason ryan :hulk all beef




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« Reply #9652 on: March 04, 2020, 01:14:58 AM »
Good to see Welshtista did well for himself outside of the fed.
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« Reply #9654 on: March 04, 2020, 08:07:57 AM »
Is that one of kenny olivier's alts tweeting her?  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #9656 on: March 04, 2020, 03:10:55 PM »
Matt Hardy is def going to AEW. The Bucks of Youth were in his latest video. He knew they'd come  :uguu



Yep, Matt Hardy is #AllPetite. Excited to see what they let him do.
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« Reply #9657 on: March 04, 2020, 03:56:12 PM »
for his sake i hope its not the same broken character for the third time

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« Reply #9658 on: March 04, 2020, 05:12:02 PM »
The build in the latest :cornette drive thru is beautiful :lawd
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« Reply #9659 on: March 04, 2020, 05:19:31 PM »
Obviously it will be some form of it. I think there could be some fantastic fuckery with Kenny getting turned into a BTE sprite and Orange Cassidy. And Khan money. They should poach Jeremy Borash as well.

Problem with the broken matt hardy thing is it’s YouTube level shit, not real national tv material (TNA doesn’t count).

Only a bubbled up special fellow like Dave Meltzer would find it funny in 2020

Don’t forget the young fucks will be heavily involved  :trash
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