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Re: Corona Thread |OT| A lot of good things are going to happen.
« Reply #1440 on: March 11, 2020, 05:44:34 PM »
Italy mild vs serious split is currently 90:10
In SK it's 99:1, !

Italy continues to die en masse as the death toll surpasses 800. At this rate it'll hit 1/3 of the current Chinese death toll within a day or two.

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« Reply #1441 on: March 11, 2020, 05:44:46 PM »
Damnit, I'm submitting to an ACL workshop, which is in Seattle this year, in a few weeks.  It probably will be canceled. 

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« Reply #1442 on: March 11, 2020, 05:46:15 PM »
Damnit, I'm submitting to an ACL workshop, which is in Seattle this year, in a few weeks.  It probably will be canceled.

Surprised it isn't already. I'm guessing there would've been more than 250 attendees.
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« Reply #1443 on: March 11, 2020, 05:46:19 PM »
Why is Italy hit so hard? Is it all the old people?

Hospitals overwhelmed?

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« Reply #1444 on: March 11, 2020, 05:47:00 PM »
Why is Italy hit so hard? Is it all the old people?

Hospitals overwhelmed?

Both. It's likely a preview of things to come for other western nations.
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« Reply #1445 on: March 11, 2020, 05:47:34 PM »
Why is Italy hit so hard? Is it all the old people?

Hospitals overwhelmed?

Probably a big factor, shared some stats a few posts back where I think ~60% of the deaths are over 80 years old.

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« Reply #1446 on: March 11, 2020, 05:49:52 PM »
All kidding aside, I am starting to get concerned about my parents. They are not that old(Both are 60), but my dad has a pre existing lung condition, but continues to go to work. The response here is to pretend that nothing is happening until it’s too late and then try some reactionary measures.  :-\


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« Reply #1447 on: March 11, 2020, 05:53:55 PM »
Surely this won't put a damper on st paddys day right?

They cancelled the parade in Chitown. We gonna get drunk anyway though

$2 Green beers though
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« Reply #1448 on: March 11, 2020, 05:54:06 PM »
Damnit, I'm submitting to an ACL workshop, which is in Seattle this year, in a few weeks.  It probably will be canceled.

Surprised it isn't already. I'm guessing there would've been more than 250 attendees.

Sorry meant submission is in a few weeks - the conference is in July.  Attendance is usually 3000+

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« Reply #1450 on: March 11, 2020, 05:57:23 PM »
Would a per-capita stat be better? The start days also don't align.
covid cases per capita would just divide cases by 100,000. The start days aligning don't matter either, the point of the graph is the ubiquity of the growth rate except in the place with strong isolation measures (Japan).
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« Reply #1451 on: March 11, 2020, 05:57:55 PM »
All it took was 3 months of me not working at a school, and the government shuts them down for two weeks. Where is my paid time off.  :maf

Gatherings of more than a 100 people banned. No schools open. People employed by the state sent home for the most part. We truly live in a society, Ellie.

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« Reply #1452 on: March 11, 2020, 05:58:55 PM »
Time for people to unite and do the right things to protect everyone. I'm not very hopeful it will happen. People are just too selfish to think about others.
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« Reply #1453 on: March 11, 2020, 06:02:09 PM »
Time for people to unite and do the right things to protect everyone. I'm not very hopeful it will happen. People are just too selfish to think about others.
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« Reply #1454 on: March 11, 2020, 06:03:18 PM »
More like Chinese takeout for everyone! Those places are really impacted by xenophobia right now.
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« Reply #1456 on: March 11, 2020, 06:03:57 PM »
People started hoarding shit here tonight. I dont understand why people mostly hoard toilet paper though. I mean, just use your shower in case of emergency

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« Reply #1458 on: March 11, 2020, 06:15:39 PM »
People started hoarding shit here tonight. I dont understand why people mostly hoard toilet paper though. I mean, just use your shower in case of emergency

Dunno I bought extra paper too.

Already did some extra shopping yesterday on a hunch (pastas, rice, canned fish). When we got word at work we'd be sent home I called my wife and she did extra groceries online (baby food, frozen meats etc). And on the way home I did big shopping too buying stufd that doesnt need refrigeration (flower, oatmeal, soups, lentils).

Tomorrow well prob order a bit more even, fresh foods.

I think we already have enough at home to survive for two weeks now without leaving the house. It wouldnt be fine but wed make it.

Got a bottle of Merlot and some beers too cause fuck it.

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« Reply #1459 on: March 11, 2020, 06:18:42 PM »
I only have enough food for a couple of days, but it’s fine. IIRC from Katrina in New Orleans, white people are allowed to loot.  8)

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« Reply #1460 on: March 11, 2020, 06:19:51 PM »
I'm not planning on hoarding.  Looting on the other hand...

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« Reply #1461 on: March 11, 2020, 06:19:56 PM »
I only have enough food for a couple of days, but it’s fine. IIRC from Katrina in New Orleans, white people are allowed to loot.  8)

just make sure to have your cranium stats on hand

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« Reply #1462 on: March 11, 2020, 06:21:19 PM »
I'm not planning on hoarding.  Looting on the other hand...

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« Reply #1463 on: March 11, 2020, 06:25:24 PM »
Got some frozen stuff, some canned stuff and generally the ingredients for stuff that can be eaten for 2-3 days like stuff for a stew.
Plus the usual stuff.

Honestly still wondering why they haven't closed Universities and schools for teenager.

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« Reply #1464 on: March 11, 2020, 06:26:08 PM »
I'm not planning on hoarding.  Looting on the other hand...

Daddy needs a new OLED TV for the quarantine period. :success
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« Reply #1465 on: March 11, 2020, 06:27:54 PM »
Hey guys, we are writing an article about Italy closing down the majority of businesses. Do we have a stereotypical picture?

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« Reply #1466 on: March 11, 2020, 06:29:34 PM »
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« Reply #1469 on: March 11, 2020, 06:50:13 PM »

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« Reply #1470 on: March 11, 2020, 06:52:32 PM »
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« Reply #1471 on: March 11, 2020, 06:54:27 PM »
I don’t get it  :-\

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« Reply #1473 on: March 11, 2020, 07:03:01 PM »
My aunt and grandma were talking about this:


My aunt thinks it is probably a terrorist attack

My grandma thinks its all overblown and done to intentionally ruin the stock market ( ??? )



Any and all information they've had on corona is from local news, neither watch Fox News or listen to conservative talk radio.


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« Reply #1475 on: March 11, 2020, 07:42:54 PM »
https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1237819685456023552


:beli

at what point do we need a popular uprising to cull these fucks?

seems long overdue imo
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« Reply #1476 on: March 11, 2020, 07:44:45 PM »
Real talk:  how many of you are going to panic and delete your porn hub cookies next time you get a cold?

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« Reply #1477 on: March 11, 2020, 07:53:45 PM »
March Madness  :corona_mj

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« Reply #1478 on: March 11, 2020, 07:59:00 PM »
fucking march madness

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« Reply #1479 on: March 11, 2020, 07:59:58 PM »
more like March Sadness
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« Reply #1480 on: March 11, 2020, 08:01:52 PM »
We're getting LEGO Super Mario.

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« Reply #1481 on: March 11, 2020, 08:03:20 PM »
We're getting LEGO Super Mario.

A sacrifice to the gods had to be made  :idont

Da fuq? Real Legos or a videogame?

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« Reply #1482 on: March 11, 2020, 08:06:28 PM »
angel will be fine. he's got the power of dios and vicks on his side 8)

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« Reply #1483 on: March 11, 2020, 08:15:21 PM »
We're getting LEGO Super Mario.

A sacrifice to the gods had to be made  :idont

Da fuq? Real Legos or a videogame?
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1237363045271126017

We don't know  :existential
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« Reply #1484 on: March 11, 2020, 08:17:12 PM »
We're getting LEGO Super Mario.

A sacrifice to the gods had to be made  :idont

Da fuq? Real Legos or a videogame?
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1237363045271126017

We don't know  :existential

I'm not one for building so I hope it's a game. I heard some of those collaborations with big movie franchises were pretty good.

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« Reply #1486 on: March 11, 2020, 08:45:43 PM »
NOW THE FUCKING NBA, DAMNIT


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« Reply #1488 on: March 11, 2020, 08:52:53 PM »
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« Reply #1490 on: March 11, 2020, 09:02:53 PM »
You know, maybe the billion dollar enterprise should take care of that instead of your average fan?  :corona_rodney

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« Reply #1491 on: March 11, 2020, 09:11:46 PM »
Worried about mom, dad, grandma. Mom and dad work in medical field and are over 60. Grandma is over 80, extremely active and goes to a meeting or some function near daily. No way she could stay home for two weeks - she'd go stir crazy.
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« Reply #1492 on: March 11, 2020, 09:11:53 PM »
Right? Like people who do have to worry about money go to games too once every blue moon. Doesn't mean they should be 100 bucks out the pocket for two tickets in the 300 section.  Da fuq JA?

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« Reply #1493 on: March 11, 2020, 09:21:08 PM »
The toilet paper at whole foods was wiped out

You have to be desperate to buy that shit
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« Reply #1494 on: March 11, 2020, 09:25:50 PM »
Worried about mom, dad, grandma. Mom and dad work in medical field and are over 60. Grandma is over 80, extremely active and goes to a meeting or some function near daily. No way she could stay home for two weeks - she'd go stir crazy.

Yeah, feel kinda the same way. My parents are both 60-ish and my grandpa is 87 [also, he can't stand staying at home and is constantly going somewhere].
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« Reply #1495 on: March 11, 2020, 09:28:15 PM »
lol, is he seriously stopping freight from europe? fucking christ


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« Reply #1497 on: March 11, 2020, 09:35:32 PM »
These universities have no clue about switching mid-semester to online only they don't pay attention to their own online and split courses and how poorly those go by default. They're going to REGRET THIS!!!!
The toilet paper at whole foods was wiped out

You have to be desperate to buy that shit
Every single brand was gone at Kroger, I only noticed because the aisle looked strange being vacant and I had to look at the sign to figure out what was completely missing. The paper towel was gone too so I guess some people got there late.

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« Reply #1498 on: March 11, 2020, 09:36:07 PM »
It's really hitting me now how we're all going to die
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« Reply #1499 on: March 11, 2020, 09:36:54 PM »
These universities have no clue about switching mid-semester to online only they don't pay attention to their own online and split courses and how poorly those go by default. They're going to REGRET THIS!!!!
The toilet paper at whole foods was wiped out

You have to be desperate to buy that shit
Every single brand was gone at Kroger, I only noticed because the aisle looked strange being vacant and I had to look at the sign to figure out what was completely missing. The paper towel was gone too so I guess some people got there late.

Even the single ply?
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