Author Topic: GAF DISCUSSIONS GO IN HERE - PART DEUX (Keep it Civil, Fuckers!) (Read 470980 times)

Himu · « **Reply #1260 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:29:28 PM »

Guys shut up.

Be happy!

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IS A LESBIAN

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1261 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:30:04 PM »

Who cares? She's fugly.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1262 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:30:20 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 01:29:05 PM

I swear you're worse than arguing with my girlfriend and I least I get to fuck her afterwards

You says you can't with me

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1263 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:32:32 PM »

ME AM SAYS ME CAN'T

Himu · « **Reply #1264 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:33:54 PM »

yawn.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1265 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:34:05 PM »

I wouldn't let you until you shaved, I don't want you to carpet burn the back of my neck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1266 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:35:03 PM »

Why should I be happy that she's a lesbian? That takes my chances of fucking her from 0% to -10000%, WHICH ISN'T VERY GOOD

Himu · « **Reply #1267 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:36:11 PM »

You wouldn't have had any chances anyway

but it'd make for some awesome porn, which is the point!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1268 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:36:42 PM »

Eh, lesbian porn doesn't do it for me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1269 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:37:15 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 15, 2006, 01:36:11 PM

You wouldn't have had any chances anyway but it'd make for some awesome porn, which is the point!

You must have have read my post

Why should I be happy that she's a lesbian? That takes my chances of fucking her from 0% to -10000%, WHICH ISN'T VERY GOOD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1270 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:37:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 01:36:42 PM

Eh, lesbian porn doesn't do it for me.

I can't stand lesbian porn.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1271 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:37:54 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 15, 2006, 01:33:54 PM

yawn.

oh I'm sorry to take the shine away from your whining about being banned at GAf, by all means continue uninterrupted!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1272 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:38:49 PM »

It's 30 minutes of a girl copping a feel on another girl, and then them going back and forth licking each other's cooters. I could watch a dude do that, pretend it was me, and then get ready for insertion!

Strap ons are just not the same.

Himu · « **Reply #1273 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:39:42 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 01:37:54 PM

Quote from: Himuro on November 15, 2006, 01:33:54 PM
yawn.

oh I'm sorry to take the shine away from your whining about being banned at GAf, by all means continue uninterrupted!

Naw dude, I don't really care. I'm not even the person who brought it up. heh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1274 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:43:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 01:38:49 PM

It's 30 minutes of a girl copping a feel on another girl, and then them going back and forth licking each other's cooters. I could watch a dude do that, pretend it was me, and then get ready for insertion!

Strap ons are just not the same.

Preach

It looks boring and rather un-natural to me. Like watching someone try to use a screw to put a nail in a wall.

Himu · « **Reply #1275 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:50:44 PM »

what about shemale porn

best of both worlds

dick on chick + boobs + insertion

you like??

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1276 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:53:10 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #1277 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:56:20 PM »

well you brought it on yourself

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1278 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:01:39 PM »

WHATS GOING ON EHRE?!

I've known Drinky since 99 and Whiteman I met roughly a year ago maybe I forget.

Last 4th of July we drank the booze and exploded donuts and started someone's cardigan on fire lol.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1279 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:12:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 01:38:49 PM

It's 30 minutes of a girl copping a feel on another girl, and then them going back and forth licking each other's cooters. I could watch a dude do that, pretend it was me, and then get ready for insertion!

Strap ons are just not the same.

I'm emailing that to Republican HQ. Expect a call soon.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1280 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:15:14 PM »

It's not another cavity search, is it.

Also, I might need to ask APF or ToxicAdam, but ever since I've started to date someone of Chinese heritage, I get routinely super searched at airports. I'm talking pulled aside and frisked.

I thought as a white suburbanite and registered Republican, I got to carry handguns on a plane if I wanted to?

Himu · « **Reply #1281 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:28:12 PM »

wtf is with the anihawk shit at gaf?

Get off Anihawk's balls please. You've ruined a perfectly AWESOME avatar.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1282 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:42:51 PM »

Anihawk is annoying.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1283 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:47:41 PM »

His sister accused me of sexual harrassment

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1284 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:48:32 PM »

Pics?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1285 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:48:54 PM »

ONLINE

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1286 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:50:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 02:48:54 PM

ONLINE

THIS DOES NOT CHANGE MY ORIGINAL REQUEST

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1287 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:55:24 PM »

I'm not posting her pic. Want me to get killed?

Ani might not even know what happened. But yeah, I used to think she was cool but after that MEH. What a baby

Himu · « **Reply #1288 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:57:58 PM »

...............

I love Ani.

Why are all on his sis?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1289 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:59:16 PM »

I wasn't. She accused me of fucking with her. I might dig up the thread later

Himu · « **Reply #1290 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:59:54 PM »

Does she post at gaf?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1291 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:00:51 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #1292 on:** November 15, 2006, 04:32:05 PM »

she should. *drool*

Mondain · « **Reply #1293 on:** November 15, 2006, 06:49:18 PM »

damn, it should be criminal for one single guy like Cornelius to own people THIS flippantly... is his account shared by a team of humorists writing his lines?

down with the deification of lame GAF mods

cloudwalking · « **Reply #1294 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:26:25 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129154

What a joke... sometimes GAF pisses me off so much.

And LOL @ katastrophy being the judge of my authenticity

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1295 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:37:25 PM »

lol ur a d00d

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1296 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:55:54 PM »

All the girls on GAF are catty towards each other

cloudwalking · « **Reply #1297 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:56:56 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2006, 07:55:54 PM

All the girls on GAF are catty towards each other

I'm not catty towards anyone. I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion katastrophy is mildly mentally distinguished mentally-challenged, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1298 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:58:49 PM »

CAT CLAWS ARE OUT LOL AM I RITE

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1299 on:** November 15, 2006, 07:59:28 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 15, 2006, 07:56:56 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2006, 07:55:54 PM
All the girls on GAF are catty towards each other

I'm not catty towards anyone. I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion katastrophy is mildly mentally distinguished mentally-challenged, though.

I thought this was universally accepted as true.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1300 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:00:33 PM »

Mike Works needs to be stomped in the face with golf cleats for about an hour

Mondain · « **Reply #1301 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:02:02 PM »

QUICK CORNELIUS COME HERE SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOUR BRILLIANT ANTI MIKE O CANADA ZINGER

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1302 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:04:40 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 15, 2006, 07:56:56 PM

I'm not catty towards anyone. I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion katastrophy is mildly mentally distinguished mentally-challenged, though.

I remember when she first appeared. She made extensive use of the MSN word shortcuts. Hi 2 U level of lol

Mupepe · « **Reply #1303 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:35:28 PM »

I would suck the tits of Katastrophy

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1304 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:38:05 PM »

You would suck Bz's tits, dude.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1305 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:41:50 PM »

It must've been katastrophy's time of the month. Hormone injections you know?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1306 on:** November 15, 2006, 08:43:57 PM »

The thought of pulling a strand of tit hair out of the gap of one of my teeth after sucking on Bz's tit is just horrific and vomit inducing...and a little sexay

Mupepe · « **Reply #1307 on:** November 15, 2006, 09:32:57 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 08:38:05 PM

You would suck Bz's tits, dude.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1308 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:47:07 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on November 15, 2006, 08:00:33 PM

Mike Works needs to be stomped in the face with golf cleats for about an hour

I had a dream about Mike Works last night

Koshiba · « **Reply #1309 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:07:30 AM »

I thought katastrophy was a joke character at first.

etiolate · « **Reply #1310 on:** November 16, 2006, 07:17:08 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 16, 2006, 02:47:07 AM

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on November 15, 2006, 08:00:33 PM
Mike Works needs to be stomped in the face with golf cleats for about an hour

I had a dream about Mike Works last night

were you wearing a strapon?

Mupepe · « **Reply #1311 on:** November 16, 2006, 07:45:58 AM »

Quote from: Koshiba on November 16, 2006, 06:07:30 AM

I thought katastrophy was a joke character at first.

Why? She's hot!

Cheebs · « **Reply #1312 on:** November 16, 2006, 08:31:44 AM »

joke characters can't be hot?

Himu · « **Reply #1313 on:** November 16, 2006, 09:42:26 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 16, 2006, 02:47:07 AM

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on November 15, 2006, 08:00:33 PM
Mike Works needs to be stomped in the face with golf cleats for about an hour

I had a dream about Mike Works last night

did he look like an ape? Because when I think of Mike Works I think of his monkey avatar

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1314 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:49:49 AM »

Mike Works ALWAYS says stupid shit. That's Mike, that's his shtick.

Himu · « **Reply #1315 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:57:10 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129220

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1316 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:13:50 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 15, 2006, 07:56:56 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 15, 2006, 07:55:54 PM
All the girls on GAF are catty towards each other

I'm not catty towards anyone. I'm beginning to have a sneaking suspicion katastrophy is mildly mentally distinguished mentally-challenged, though.

why is it when two chicks flame each other it's catty, but when two dudes flame each other it's a grr manly fight

Cheebs · « **Reply #1317 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:16:43 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2006, 11:57:10 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129220

I think he made it up personally

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1318 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:37:59 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 16, 2006, 07:17:08 AM

Quote from: Scenester on November 16, 2006, 02:47:07 AM
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on November 15, 2006, 08:00:33 PM
Mike Works needs to be stomped in the face with golf cleats for about an hour

I had a dream about Mike Works last night

were you wearing a strapon?

Nah I was just referencing an actual thread at GAF, the subject was: I had a dream about Mike Works last night

True story. Believe it or nuts

Mupepe · « **Reply #1319 on:** November 16, 2006, 04:57:56 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 16, 2006, 08:31:44 AM

joke characters can't be hot?

She's not a joke if she's hot! At least not in my book. lolz

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Author Topic: GAF DISCUSSIONS GO IN HERE - PART DEUX (Keep it Civil, Fuckers!) (Read 470980 times)