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« Reply #600 on: October 30, 2022, 11:40:53 PM »
I can imagine some shitty externalities occurring from the centralized power of a billionaire industrialist.  Let's say someone gets really popular as an activist and starts winning people over on the question of Taiwan or Ukrainian independence.  Then China says, "Look, you don't have to delete this person's account...you don't even have to delete their tweet, but make it have less engagement.  Just deprioritize it a bit.  Make the account a bit more invisible, or we won't import your cars."  I'm not sure, but I can see someone like him being moved by that.  Of course, that sort of thing would have to go through a development team that would keep it under wraps.  But in the case of a team loyal to him, where that sort of behavior becomes invisible to people, there could be issues.  It's not as if this hasn't happened before - When Blizzard hosts E-sports events, they defer to China's preferred name for Taiwanese players - saying they're from the Republic of China on all the labeling.  Anyway, all speculation, though.
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« Reply #601 on: October 30, 2022, 11:57:29 PM »
Why are you giving the fucker the benefit of doubt?
Because that's what good people do.

Because Elon Musk is good people and worthy of the benefit of the doubt. Just like Brianna Wu, MovieBob, etc.  ;)

Come on, Benji.
That's not at all what I said, I said good people give others the benefit of the doubt. I would never claim that only good people deserve the benefit of the doubt. I consider that immoral.

I actually have no idea what you're even attempting to say we're giving Musk the benefit of the doubt on. He's monetizing an exclusive aspect of his platform, isn't that what we said he's doing? We just didn't think that's a bad thing, Musk's motives are irrelevant to that determination.

Just saying that his monetizing plan doesn’t go beyond: “I NEED MONEY FAST YOU USELESS FUCKS DIDNT THOUGH ABOUT THIS WAIT YOU DID?”.

And motives are relevant if the dude is selling himself as helping humanity.  :lol

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« Reply #602 on: October 31, 2022, 12:01:22 AM »
The Royal Family of Saudi Arabia was the largest shareholder of all, and by far until Musk bought in, and nobody ever cared. How many hedge funds and others were in? Yeah, of course, now we're subject to Musk's personal proclivities but if his free speech stuff is anywhere near honest then it seems like he'll default to the traditional liberal method of counterspeech rather than spending all his time doing the one thing he claims inspired him to throw billions away.

Sure, China can pull strings on Musk personally. But China is well versed on pulling strings on everyone involved, they held Disney's other investments hostage to alter movies globally, so being public didn't necessarily protect Twitter before. Now there's just one obvious target: Musk. And he may be rich enough and have interests outside of continual profit that could protect him from these type of things. How often do you see Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates getting pushed around by targeting their wealth?

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« Reply #603 on: October 31, 2022, 12:24:55 AM »
How often you read about Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos calling a scuba diver a pedophile? Or implying that the reason why the husband of a congresswoman was attacked at his house is because he has a gay lover?

Musk makes himself easily unsympathetic even when people have tried to make charitable interpretations of his actions.

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« Reply #604 on: October 31, 2022, 12:35:49 AM »
Even I hate him now, and that's coming from the guy who made this thread

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=48121.msg2974029#msg2974029

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« Reply #605 on: October 31, 2022, 01:06:05 AM »
How often you read about Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos calling a scuba diver a pedophile? Or implying that the reason why the husband of a congresswoman was attacked at his house is because he has a gay lover?

Musk makes himself easily unsympathetic even when people have tried to make charitable interpretations of his actions.
I do not expect China to leverage Musk calling someone a pedophile in order to censor anti-China content on Twitter, no.
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« Reply #606 on: October 31, 2022, 09:17:01 AM »
Making people pay for the checkmark seems like a dumb idea. Vain checkmark club idiots aside, the checkmark serves everyone by verifying that this is an official account and not one of the million randos/bots who claimed a similar sounding Twitter handle. I'd wager seeing tweets from someone like the real Elijah Wood is a bigger gain for the user base than Elijah Wood himself. So if he decides he can't be fucked to pay that fee Twitter loses part of its appeal

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« Reply #607 on: October 31, 2022, 09:21:25 AM »
Any little thing the helps accelerate twitter's demise is fine by me :phil
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« Reply #608 on: October 31, 2022, 10:19:12 AM »
apparently we're going to hear about every little internal thing that happens at twitter from now on, since there's no way they would publicly announce that they're firing people if they don't implement a code change

"this just in: musk allegedly makes employees' lives a living hell by refusing to use his private restroom and unleashing big stinkers on engineers instead"
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« Reply #609 on: October 31, 2022, 10:59:55 AM »
nobody is buying YouTube Premium.

It has more than 25 million US users.

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« Reply #610 on: October 31, 2022, 11:02:53 AM »
Fwiw this is basically IMDb's play, you have to pay $20/month to be able to edit your own credits and you basically have to pay it forever or someone can mark your page up with fake/harmful shit when your sub lapses.

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« Reply #611 on: October 31, 2022, 11:12:04 AM »
nobody is buying YouTube Premium.

It has more than 25 million US users.

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« Reply #612 on: October 31, 2022, 11:25:57 AM »
btw i think this will be reasonably successful, you'll have the rubes who want the tick, celebs (or their management) will pay cuz $20 a month isn't shit to them and having an official account for Taylor Swift is worth it, and media outlets will more than likely pay/reimburse their staff for the fee :elon
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« Reply #613 on: October 31, 2022, 11:56:51 AM »
Making people pay for the checkmark seems like a dumb idea. Vain checkmark club idiots aside, the checkmark serves everyone by verifying that this is an official account and not one of the million randos/bots who claimed a similar sounding Twitter handle. I'd wager seeing tweets from someone like the real Elijah Wood is a bigger gain for the user base than Elijah Wood himself. So if he decides he can't be fucked to pay that fee Twitter loses part of its appeal

you'd think elijah pays the guy who handles his twitter account a lot more than that already so...

besides, they can always give the superstars and the supertweeters free checkmarks and call it advertising  :trumps

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« Reply #614 on: October 31, 2022, 12:11:40 PM »


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« Reply #615 on: October 31, 2022, 12:21:01 PM »
Are they really a Nazi? What'd they say?
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« Reply #616 on: October 31, 2022, 12:23:49 PM »
that one sentence
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« Reply #617 on: October 31, 2022, 12:25:44 PM »
Time for Musk to buy Reddit.

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« Reply #618 on: October 31, 2022, 12:34:08 PM »
Time for Musk to buy Reddit.

He literally could do this with the change in his couch.

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« Reply #619 on: October 31, 2022, 12:36:03 PM »
IYKYK

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« Reply #621 on: October 31, 2022, 01:35:39 PM »
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What sub it is, my dear?

Because there is genuinely awful subs with shitty opinions that don’t even need to be Nazis.

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« Reply #622 on: October 31, 2022, 01:42:15 PM »
Time for Musk to buy Reddit.

He literally could do this with the change in his couch.

doesn't he live in a shoebox at the space centre or something? doubt he has room for a couch...

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« Reply #623 on: October 31, 2022, 01:52:21 PM »
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What sub it is, my dear?

Because there is genuinely awful subs with shitty opinions that don’t even need to be Nazis.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitter/

they deleted the thread about being a nazi edgelord circlejerk  :doge
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« Reply #624 on: October 31, 2022, 02:00:54 PM »
I found this eye-opening, not for the content of the article but the sheer number of people commenting on it??

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/musk-owned-twitter-under-week-175842621.html



:whoo

this article is only a day old, 4 people actively typing as I screenshotted

is yahoo discord for old people?
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« Reply #626 on: October 31, 2022, 02:44:55 PM »
Doesn't Alibaba own a majority stake in yahoo?


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« Reply #627 on: October 31, 2022, 03:18:41 PM »
Musk’s inner circle worked through the weekend to cement Twitter layoff plans
The first round of layoffs will target 25 percent of the workforce
(WaPo)
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« Reply #628 on: October 31, 2022, 03:24:11 PM »
Musk’s inner circle worked through the weekend to cement Twitter layoff plans
The first round of layoffs will target 25 percent of the workforce
(WaPo)

Hes been buying the company since April and didnt do any of the work until halloween fucking weekend?
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« Reply #629 on: October 31, 2022, 03:55:07 PM »
MUSK PLANS TWITTER HALLOWEEN MASSACRE
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« Reply #630 on: October 31, 2022, 04:05:09 PM »
Ask $20 for blue checks :money

Fire 25% of the workforce :money

Make controversial comments so you get free advertising on MSNBC and CNN for your platform :money
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« Reply #631 on: October 31, 2022, 04:28:34 PM »
Not to be a musk defender but the sauce is a Jeff Bezos publication, and it's pretty clear that he's mad jelly of musk.
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« Reply #632 on: October 31, 2022, 04:32:28 PM »
Another thing to consider is that twitter is widely acknowledged as being a terrible business. Doesn't mean this isn't mostly a giant and terribly expensive ego trip but there is method to the madness, if you will.
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« Reply #633 on: October 31, 2022, 04:34:26 PM »
Leaving that money in the bank with this inflation is worthless.

Elon will come out the winner.

Imagine if the blue checks get what they want and these things become an utility and Twitter is bought by the government.
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« Reply #635 on: October 31, 2022, 08:06:47 PM »
It's all over for 3|*n.





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« Reply #636 on: October 31, 2022, 08:37:44 PM »


as if blue checks weren't already lmao  :crowdlaff
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« Reply #637 on: October 31, 2022, 09:04:27 PM »
Guy who posts constantly on Twitter and dunks on Blue Checks: wow, this is going to turn the Blue Checks into dunk targets.

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« Reply #638 on: October 31, 2022, 10:31:25 PM »
If Elon were smart hed start a red check so we could have a red vs blue situation
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« Reply #639 on: October 31, 2022, 10:42:46 PM »
If Elon were smart hed start a red check so we could have a red vs blue situation

the red check also costs $20/month but must be purchased using cryptocurrency
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« Reply #640 on: October 31, 2022, 11:03:54 PM »
If Elon were smart hed start a red check so we could have a red vs blue situation

the red check also costs $20/month but must be purchased using cryptocurrency

I am 80% confident that one of us could tweet this at him and make him do it
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« Reply #641 on: October 31, 2022, 11:09:15 PM »
If Elon were smart hed start a red check so we could have a red vs blue situation

the red check also costs $20/month but must be purchased using cryptocurrency
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1585964490335522816

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« Reply #642 on: October 31, 2022, 11:12:29 PM »

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« Reply #645 on: November 01, 2022, 08:30:21 AM »
Oh no, poor twitter, whatever will they do without all the celebrities, journalists and blue check mark wankers?

 :obama  Actually, that sounds great
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« Reply #646 on: November 01, 2022, 09:25:21 AM »
If I leave he's fucked i have over 200 followers
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« Reply #647 on: November 01, 2022, 10:48:23 AM »
https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1587042605627490304


this billionaire skinflint bitch is still tweeting

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« Reply #648 on: November 01, 2022, 10:55:24 AM »
https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1587042605627490304


this billionaire skinflint bitch is still tweeting

You are saying this like Elon isn’t desperate for his 20 8 dollars :ufup

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587312517679878144

YOU GUYS TOLD HE WAS A GENIUS  :point




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« Reply #649 on: November 01, 2022, 11:41:30 AM »
lol Stephen King is still a skinflint whether or not Elon's business decisions are good or bad.  I still think paying for a bluecheck is a good move - give these animals a bill for their addiction.  But anyone with King's enormous amount of money complaining about $20 a month in public deserves to be derided.  Elon once tweeted about how bad ads were on Youtube and everyone rightfully made fun of him, a guy worth over 230 billion at the time, for not ponying up for Youtube Premium.   King can take his wealth and make 20 million a year in a no-risk cd, to say nothing about the wealth he already has, and he's complaining about 200 bucks a year for attention online.  fuck this, cheap, miserly dork - he thinks twitter should pay him so people can see his inane, stream of consciousness whining in tweets :lol .  Leave the platform if you're so banged up about it, what's taking these people so long?
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« Reply #650 on: November 01, 2022, 12:31:38 PM »
I think the verification is valuable when it comes to prominent people and organizations...give Washington Post a check so people aren't fooled by Wash1ngton P0st

If a lot of checks disappear that could actually contribute to misinformation online

the ideal situation would be identifying legit businesses, organizations, politicians and government officials and letting them keep their checks, while charging for everyone who's merely popular or conceited
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« Reply #651 on: November 01, 2022, 12:34:07 PM »
  :beli

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« Reply #652 on: November 01, 2022, 12:37:01 PM »
Is the Washington Post a legitimate organization anymore?  Taylor Lorenz writes for it.   We can skip that one.  Carl Milton Bernstein probably rolling in his grave reading some of that journalism.

Democracy dies in darkness, shitlord  :ufup
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« Reply #653 on: November 01, 2022, 12:38:41 PM »
I deleted that post!  What you're doing is misinformation.  The truth dies in darkness you fucking bitch.  That's where I left that post.

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« Reply #654 on: November 01, 2022, 12:51:56 PM »
i love that even if it's $1, it's just enough of a bending the knee to make the standard blue check jockey squirm at thought of endorsing musk's spergmacht reich. all for a vanity status symbol that should have no value, but means everything to them.
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« Reply #657 on: November 01, 2022, 02:04:28 PM »
I deleted that post!  What you're doing is misinformation.  The truth dies in darkness you fucking bitch.  That's where I left that post.

I just pulled a name out of thin air

a check for @CNN so people aren't fooled by @CNNOfficial or @CNN0fficial or @CNNdesk or whatever
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« Reply #658 on: November 01, 2022, 02:24:41 PM »
I deleted that post!  What you're doing is misinformation.  The truth dies in darkness you fucking bitch.  That's where I left that post.

I just pulled a name out of thin air

a check for @CNN so people aren't fooled by @CNNOfficial or @CNN0fficial or @CNNdesk or whatever

Yeah, I hear you.  That makes sense.

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« Reply #659 on: November 01, 2022, 02:29:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587499283573530625

People will predictably complain that some checkmarks are billionaires like Joanne and others are starving artists, no matter the country, so this makes no sense.  Because Twitter is a beloved essential public institution, Elon needs to take up the mantle of being the world's corporate egalitarian and do it by average income by ethnicity, according to aggregate census data in sample countries.  *crowd goes wild*    "Err, hold on American Jews and Indians you will have to pay quite a bit more than others.   How much more?  That's up to our new social media treasury rep, Mr. Kanye West.   Kanye, you have the floor!"