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« Reply #1021 on: November 10, 2022, 07:11:10 AM »
https://twit ter.c om/HeheWaitWhut/status/1590489781502611458

https://twit ter.c om/ThaReaI0J32/status/1590459464125386752

Honestly, I don't see any negatives right now

https://twit ter.c om/MisterRatt/status/1590632287544438784

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https://twitter.com/dBenShapiro/
https://twitter.com/pantscord/
https://twitter.com/ThaReaI0J32/
https://twitter.com/GeorgeWBushs/
https://twitter.com/MPTonyBlair/

again, I don't get the "lool look at musk's horrific twitter shitshow"

it's all swiftly dealt with and everyone who did it paid $8 for the meme and burned a phone number on it
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« Reply #1022 on: November 10, 2022, 07:27:05 AM »
https://twit ter.c om/HeheWaitWhut/status/1590489781502611458

https://twit ter.c om/ThaReaI0J32/status/1590459464125386752

Honestly, I don't see any negatives right now

https://twit ter.c om/MisterRatt/status/1590632287544438784

 :clap

https://twitter.com/dBenShapiro/
https://twitter.com/pantscord/
https://twitter.com/ThaReaI0J32/
https://twitter.com/GeorgeWBushs/
https://twitter.com/MPTonyBlair/

again, I don't get the "lool look at musk's horrific twitter shitshow"

it's all swiftly dealt with and everyone who did it paid $8 for the meme and burned a phone number on it

This is what's funny about it, I know $8 isn't much (and musk knows it too) but they're literally paying to try and troll musk.


Buncha of chumps.

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Re: Muskrat to Buy Twitter. Time to Abandon it.
« Reply #1024 on: November 10, 2022, 11:03:14 AM »
"chief compliance officer" sounds proper 40k.

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« Reply #1025 on: November 10, 2022, 11:17:11 AM »
Combined with this it sounds like good times:

https://mobile.twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1590455595970461696
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« Reply #1026 on: November 10, 2022, 11:44:01 AM »
musk to the ftc:  :smug

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« Reply #1028 on: November 10, 2022, 12:06:52 PM »
Really seems like Elon is deliberate sabotaging this.
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« Reply #1029 on: November 10, 2022, 12:13:19 PM »
getting big "modern warfare 2 boycott" meme energy surrounding twitter

everyone seemingly hates it but no one is leaving

imgur is further left than resetera and has been dunking on elections and musk this whole time, but you go to the front page of the most viral content right now and...



it's 70% tweets

not a single mastodon or cohost image

no one is leaving twitter
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« Reply #1030 on: November 10, 2022, 12:16:18 PM »
no one is leaving twitter

Everyone stays to look at the train wreck but nobody sticks around to pick up the wreckage
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« Reply #1032 on: November 10, 2022, 12:33:16 PM »
https://twitter.com/HaysKali/status/1590729727459086337

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« Reply #1033 on: November 10, 2022, 12:33:59 PM »
lol what an idiot, he should have waited a few months for twitter to collapse and pick up the corpse for a low low price :money
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« Reply #1034 on: November 10, 2022, 12:35:21 PM »
no one is leaving twitter

Everyone stays to look at the train wreck but nobody sticks around to pick up the wreckage

what I mean is, it's business as usual, it's not about the trainwreck it's about the election

everyone has already just continued with the status quo of a few weeks ago and don't even both to make "eww twitter lol" posts anymore
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« Reply #1035 on: November 10, 2022, 12:42:28 PM »
You are saying all this like Elon is not going to say or do something extremely polarizing in the incoming weeks. He has Trump disease.

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« Reply #1036 on: November 10, 2022, 12:46:07 PM »

He's doing that personally. LOL.
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« Reply #1038 on: November 10, 2022, 04:51:58 PM »
What's weird about the timing of the email?  It's wildly known that dude doesn't really sleep.

Also if I bought a new thing I'd be all in the guts

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« Reply #1039 on: November 10, 2022, 04:55:00 PM »
leave elon alone!

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« Reply #1040 on: November 10, 2022, 04:58:12 PM »
Will the last Twitter employee please turn off the light

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1590820944125513728
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« Reply #1041 on: November 10, 2022, 05:01:18 PM »
again, I don't get the "lool look at musk's horrific twitter shitshow"

it's all swiftly dealt with and everyone who did it paid $8 for the meme and burned a phone number on it
They are calling attention to the threat of disinformation, it's simply too dangerous to be allowing people to tweet falsely to the zero people who would have been searching for Tony Blair accounts and that's why it's important to spread far and wide these fake Tony Blair accounts saying nothing interesting to make the danger known until Musk concedes and turns Twitter over to The People (who have been verified under the old system) as it used to be.

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« Reply #1042 on: November 10, 2022, 05:03:49 PM »
Im expecting an hour+ downtime incident by Monday. Theyre going to push through a new yellow check and break something
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« Reply #1043 on: November 10, 2022, 05:07:08 PM »
again, I don't get the "lool look at musk's horrific twitter shitshow"

it's all swiftly dealt with and everyone who did it paid $8 for the meme and burned a phone number on it
They are calling attention to the threat of disinformation, it's simply too dangerous to be allowing people to tweet falsely to the zero people who would have been searching for Tony Blair accounts and that's why it's important to spread far and wide these fake Tony Blair accounts saying nothing interesting to make the danger known until Musk concedes and turns Twitter over to The People (who have been verified under the old system) as it used to be.



Guys, it is just trolling. Is not that complicated.

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« Reply #1044 on: November 10, 2022, 05:09:56 PM »

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« Reply #1045 on: November 10, 2022, 05:22:37 PM »


Guys, it is just trolling. Is not that complicated.
No, it is not. This is literally the democracy of the entire planet on the line and these Blue Checks are irresponsibly using their divinely granted platforms to bring about global fascism instead.

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« Reply #1046 on: November 10, 2022, 05:34:44 PM »
Why are all the blue checks concerned about all these people in leadership positions being fired?

These are the same people who stewarded Twatter into the Nazi hellscape that they all said it was...
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« Reply #1047 on: November 10, 2022, 05:42:06 PM »
Because Elon is, surprsingly, more clueless. The fact he is rehiring people is a tip off.

Of course, if you don’t care about Twitter, this is is a genuinely funny shitshow.

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« Reply #1048 on: November 10, 2022, 05:45:49 PM »

Of course, if you don’t care about Twitter, this is is a genuinely funny shitshow.

That's the spirit

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« Reply #1049 on: November 10, 2022, 05:52:49 PM »

Of course, if you don’t care about Twitter, this is is a genuinely funny shitshow.

That's the spirit
There are literally millions of lives at stake and you two are laughing?

https://twitter.com/prpltnkr/status/1589730134499946498

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« Reply #1050 on: November 10, 2022, 05:57:29 PM »
:dead

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« Reply #1051 on: November 10, 2022, 05:58:35 PM »
Maybe making The Purge real life isn't such a bad idea.

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« Reply #1052 on: November 10, 2022, 06:02:45 PM »

Of course, if you don’t care about Twitter, this is is a genuinely funny shitshow.

That's the spirit
There are literally millions of lives at stake and you two are laughing?

https://twitter.com/prpltnkr/status/1589730134499946498
Twatter truly is the "town square" when people are literally begging in it. Congrats twatteratti, you've finally done it.
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« Reply #1054 on: November 10, 2022, 06:47:27 PM »
Elon is making all the right calls. I'm in awe to see swift decision making in practice.
I'm seeing blue checks everywhere and more ads than ever before. Trending topics are actually the trending topics now, not that dumb curated shit.
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« Reply #1055 on: November 10, 2022, 07:10:21 PM »
Yeah, and Stalin's random purges totally increased the fighting power of the Red Army. Such decisiveness!
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« Reply #1056 on: November 10, 2022, 07:24:51 PM »

Of course, if you don’t care about Twitter, this is is a genuinely funny shitshow.

That's the spirit
There are literally millions of lives at stake and you two are laughing?

https://twitter.com/prpltnkr/status/1589730134499946498

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE GRIFTERS? :six:
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« Reply #1057 on: November 10, 2022, 08:19:24 PM »
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« Reply #1058 on: November 10, 2022, 08:20:17 PM »






I'm sorry, but Twitter has not been this funny and enjoyable in a long time.  Best thing that has ever happened to that site. 
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« Reply #1059 on: November 10, 2022, 08:30:57 PM »
Why do people pay for Netflix when this entertainment is free

https://twitter.com/TesIaReal/status/1590829623876915200
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« Reply #1061 on: November 10, 2022, 08:48:22 PM »

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« Reply #1064 on: November 10, 2022, 10:07:43 PM »
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« Reply #1065 on: November 10, 2022, 11:03:58 PM »
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« Reply #1068 on: November 11, 2022, 12:31:38 AM »
https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1590881747746828288

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« Reply #1069 on: November 11, 2022, 02:56:52 AM »
Twitter will be saved by the Toxic Trump and Ron DeSanctimonious ad spending
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« Reply #1070 on: November 11, 2022, 06:30:23 AM »
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« Reply #1071 on: November 11, 2022, 11:30:18 AM »
https://gizmodo.com/twitter-elon-musk-official-verified-badge-ftc-nytimes-1849771565/amp

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Musk, who was forced to buy Twitter for $44 billion just two weeks ago after trying to back out of the deal, clearly has no idea what he’s doing with the social media company. The billionaire almost immediately fired half the Twitter staff, only to backtrack and ask some people to return because they were desperately needed to make the changes Musk wants to see at the site

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Normally, Gizmodo would reach out to Twitter’s communications team for comment. But Twitter no longer has a communications team. In fact, Twitter doesn’t have much of a team at all, according to the latest reports. Several top Twitter executives quit on Thursday, including Twitter’s head of moderation and safety Yoel Roth, chief information security officer Lea Kissner, and chief compliance officer Marianne Fogarty.

And it looks like smart people at Twitter are concerned about the changes Musk is making to squeeze every last dollar out of the social media platform. Twitter has an agreement with the Federal Trade Commission that it will no longer user personal information to target ads. But Musk doesn’t have much interest in abiding by the FTC agreement, according to the Verge, and Musk’s personal lawyer was even quoted as saying, “Elon puts rockets into space, he’s not afraid of the FTC.” The fines for noncompliance could reach billion of dollars.

Apparently at least one lawyer inside Twitter has taken to Slack to say that Musk is acting against the best interests of Twitter’s users, which includes human rights activists and other dissidents who could face severe consequences if their identities are exposed. The unnamed lawyer even encouraged any Twitter employee to become a whistleblower and notify the FTC if workers “feel uncomfortable about anything you’re being asked to do,” according to the Verge.

Musk has even discussed the possibility this week that Twitter may need to declare bankruptcy, according to the Financial Times, which is an incredible place to be in such a short period of time. Remember, Musk took over the site just two weeks ago. It’s hard to imagine that literally anyone with half a brain could fuck things up this bad.




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« Reply #1072 on: November 11, 2022, 11:38:11 AM »
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It’s hard to imagine that literally anyone with half a brain could fuck things up this bad.

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« Reply #1073 on: November 11, 2022, 12:04:57 PM »
If Twitter collapses after only two weeks of a new CEO, I don't care who that CEO is, that business has had some serious problems for a long time.

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« Reply #1074 on: November 11, 2022, 12:06:35 PM »
Bankrupt in two weeks 

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« Reply #1076 on: November 11, 2022, 12:47:13 PM »
If Twitter collapses after only two weeks of a new CEO, I don't care who that CEO is, that business has had some serious problems for a long time.

Everybody knew that Twitter has been unprofitable for a while. Is just funny seeing how desperate is Elon to make profit rather than the impersonal incompetence of past Twitter.

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« Reply #1077 on: November 11, 2022, 12:49:45 PM »
Everybody but the "genius" who bought it for $44bn.
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« Reply #1078 on: November 11, 2022, 01:06:31 PM »
This is how it works in corporate take-overs. You move quickly before your opponents can catch up and make all the big decisions.
It's either sink or swim. There's no time to debate or discuss you either do it or you don't.

After Twitter survives and becomes profitable Elon will put a new CEO in place with a friendly face who will have to 'maintain' the company and repair some of the damage after reforms and brutal cuts.

This is pretty much the same playbook as Steve Jobs used when he re-joined Apple.
He fired tons of people in high positions, cancelled projects left and right and went up against the very core ideals of Apple by striking a deal with their competitor: Microsoft.
He knew Microsoft needed a viable competitor to prevent anti-trust lawsuits. That was more valuable to Microsoft than regaining Apple's dwindling market share.

Steve Jobs looked as crazy at the time as Elon Musk does now.

For all those decisions Jobs took full responsibilty. Just like Elon is doing now.
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« Reply #1079 on: November 11, 2022, 01:45:36 PM »