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Re: The Kickstarter Thread (A fool and his money are soon parted)
« Reply #1200 on: March 31, 2013, 01:34:06 PM »

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-me-get-these-kids-off-video-games-hunting-for-real-treasure [Fund their trip to the beach!]

Amazing. :lol
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« Reply #1201 on: April 02, 2013, 12:27:58 PM »
Fatal Frame-esque horror game from Indonesia:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dreadout

They've even got a demo.
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« Reply #1202 on: April 02, 2013, 05:04:39 PM »
Fatal Frame-esque horror game from Indonesia:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dreadout

They've even got a demo.
At what tier do you actually get a copy of the game ???
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« Reply #1203 on: April 02, 2013, 05:56:57 PM »
Uhh...starting at $15, where it specifically says "Digital Download Dreadout Game."
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« Reply #1204 on: April 04, 2013, 11:03:18 AM »
And here's a Kickstarter from Mark Jacobs, the mastermind behind Dark Age of Camelot and Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/13861848/camelot-unchained

It's an MMO.
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Re: The Kickstarter Thread (A fool and his money are soon parted)
« Reply #1205 on: April 04, 2013, 11:28:58 AM »
Let's see what I've backed..

Shovel Knight
Divinity: Original Sin
Battle World: Kronos
Telepath Tactics
Torment: Tides of Numeria
Mage's Initiation
Cryamore
Project Eternity

Paid $10-25 for each. I don't think any of these will end up being unreleased or awful, but we'll see.

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« Reply #1206 on: April 04, 2013, 11:34:26 AM »
I backed the GCW-Zero handheld (now pushed back to "shipping at the end of this month") on KickStarter and Skullgirls PC/DLC on IndieGoGo. 
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« Reply #1207 on: April 04, 2013, 11:37:45 AM »
So far, I've backed:

-Wasteland 2
-Double Fine Adventure [Broken Age]
-Project Eternity
-Dead State
-Torment:Tides of Numenera
-Divinity: Original Sin
-The Banner Saga
-Shadowrun Returns
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Re: The Kickstarter Thread (A fool and his money are soon parted)
« Reply #1209 on: April 07, 2013, 09:38:20 PM »
:gloomy euroshmups :gloomy

prediction:  its gonna be slow and everything is gonna take too many damn hits to kill

*watches vid* 


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« Reply #1210 on: April 07, 2013, 09:41:33 PM »
:gloomy euroshmups :gloomy

prediction:  its gonna be slow and everything is gonna take too many damn hits to kill

*watches vid* 


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Eh talk like that means you didnt like UN Squadron, Tyrion or Raptor.  You are a bad person.

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« Reply #1211 on: April 07, 2013, 09:43:24 PM »
the opening scene about the last tree on earth getting cut down in Tyrian or Raptor (forget which one it was) gave me nightmares as a kid.   :'(   


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Re: The Kickstarter Thread (A fool and his money are soon parted)
« Reply #1212 on: April 07, 2013, 09:47:59 PM »
yeah, UN Squadron is well paced and japanese.  plus you're fighting battle ships and stuff. 

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« Reply #1213 on: April 07, 2013, 09:52:03 PM »
OK, so you atleast like UN squadron.  You are no longer a bad person.


one of those things is not like the other

Hmm?   They all have things taking a lot of hits to kill and all are slow for the most part.

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« Reply #1214 on: April 07, 2013, 10:08:48 PM »
actually i guess all three of them aren't european.

and all three of them may have multi-hit enemies, but they aren't anywhere near slow.  if you watch that kickstarter video and look at the speed of the enemy shots compared to any of those three games you listed, it's like night and day.

Well UN squadron has slower enemy shots if you played it on easy, on normal it was about the same.  Gamer mode yeah it was much faster.

As for the other games i dunno. It been a while since i played them.  Atleast Tyrian has slow shots.



In shmups, in my experience the slow shots combined with fast shots is much harder to dodge because you are worrying about the slow ones that take forever to move across the screen and bam the fast shot comes in and hits you.

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« Reply #1215 on: April 07, 2013, 10:47:03 PM »
The video on the Kickstarter page looks a bit faster than the one I posted in this thread.
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« Reply #1217 on: April 09, 2013, 11:48:20 AM »
Well this is something

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2018085223/super-drake-tracker-2000-ex

Satire of terrible kickstarters?
An inside joke taken to far?

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« Reply #1221 on: April 25, 2013, 01:47:27 PM »
I just saw a commercial on TV today for Zach Braff's Garden State 2 Kickstarter. :what

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« Reply #1222 on: April 25, 2013, 11:19:50 PM »
A TV commercial for a Kickstarter? Whut?
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« Reply #1223 on: April 25, 2013, 11:57:08 PM »
Actually, it could have been a news report that it was just covering the announcement of the Kickstarter. I caught it while channel flipping and then quickly flipped away once I realized what it was.
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« Reply #1224 on: April 26, 2013, 10:08:38 AM »
As the Divinity: Original Sin Kickstarter is nearly done, enjoy this video of the Larian team messing up while trying to film update videos [also includes random glitches and bugs in their games]:

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« Reply #1225 on: April 28, 2013, 02:32:46 PM »
So Zach Braff's kickstarter hit its goal with 26 days to spare.  There is no God.

Garden State was one of the shittiest, most overhyped movies of the 2000s.  Anyone who backed this turkey should feel bad.
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« Reply #1227 on: May 08, 2013, 05:43:59 PM »
zach braffs cottonelle commercials made me hate puppies
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« Reply #1228 on: May 08, 2013, 05:53:19 PM »
Penny Arcade wants your money to do podcasts. Really.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/penny-arcades-podcast-downloadable-content-the-ret



really?  they can't afford some fucking microphones?

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« Reply #1229 on: May 08, 2013, 05:59:22 PM »
At least its an actual "product" this time.


That one where they were going to remove the ads on the site seemed like the shadiest shit ever.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/penny-arcade-sells-out

And idiots on GAF were all over their nuts kissing them on that one.
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Re: The Kickstarter Thread (A fool and his money are soon parted)
« Reply #1230 on: May 08, 2013, 06:02:12 PM »
Penny Arcade wants your money to do podcasts. Really.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/penny-arcades-podcast-downloadable-content-the-ret

Money well spent IMO to see GAF pitch a spergfit over it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=555318

OMG won't someone think of the poor hapless fans?!  :usacry
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« Reply #1231 on: May 08, 2013, 06:11:17 PM »
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« Reply #1232 on: May 08, 2013, 07:03:56 PM »
Penny-Arcade mocked Kickstarter there for a while, before they realized it was a magical money tree.
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« Reply #1233 on: May 08, 2013, 07:27:34 PM »
At least its an actual "product" this time.


That one where they were going to remove the ads on the site seemed like the shadiest shit ever.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pennyarcade/penny-arcade-sells-out

And idiots on GAF were all over their nuts kissing them on that one.

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2 backers All gone!

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Re: The Kickstarter Thread (A fool and his money are soon parted)
« Reply #1234 on: May 08, 2013, 07:31:28 PM »
Penny Arcade has the perfect audience for this type of thing.  They have disposable income because they're gamers and willing to piss away money, they're probably childless and unmarried, thus have no one to tell them no they shouldn't spend money on podcasts (see first reason for why this is) and they're dumb, because they read Penny Arcade.  Professional Wrestling could get away with the same thing, except for the disposable income part.
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« Reply #1235 on: May 08, 2013, 07:47:10 PM »
Professional Wrestling could get away with the same thing, except for the disposable income part.

Wrestling Observer site subscription is $11 a month and you get all the newsletters and podcasts (dozen+ shows a week).
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« Reply #1236 on: May 08, 2013, 08:10:47 PM »
I'm glad I didn't know that.
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« Reply #1237 on: May 08, 2013, 10:07:24 PM »
Pledge $7,500 or more

2 backers All gone!

Intern at Penny Arcade for a day! You'll be put to real work under the supervision of Khoo. (you will need to arrange travel)


this is mad impressive/abhorrent. I don't know.

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« Reply #1238 on: May 08, 2013, 11:20:44 PM »
I'm glad I didn't know that.

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« Reply #1239 on: May 09, 2013, 02:18:05 AM »
Pledge $7,500 or more

2 backers All gone!

Intern at Penny Arcade for a day! You'll be put to real work under the supervision of Khoo. (you will need to arrange travel)


this is mad impressive/abhorrent. I don't know.


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« Reply #1240 on: May 09, 2013, 09:14:38 AM »
After rich woman's daughter scam, everyone else needs to step their game up if they want to impress me.

Yet Dyack thought Kickstarter was too legitimate for his company's business :-\

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« Reply #1241 on: May 09, 2013, 09:22:56 AM »
Kickstarter isn't available in Canada yet, IIRC.

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« Reply #1242 on: May 09, 2013, 09:24:45 AM »
After rich woman's daughter scam, everyone else needs to step their game up if they want to impress me.

Yet Dyack thought Kickstarter was too legitimate for his company's business :-\

Which has currently scammed $125k from 2100 people.

Kickstarter isn't available in Canada yet, IIRC.

That's easy enough to get around, and they could have used Indiegogo.
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« Reply #1243 on: May 09, 2013, 09:26:50 AM »
but if they used indiegogo they couldn't do this completely on their own ambiguous terms.

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« Reply #1244 on: May 09, 2013, 11:34:50 AM »
Wow. I'd call this scummy if it wasn't so successful.
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« Reply #1245 on: May 09, 2013, 12:01:48 PM »
It's scummy regardless.

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« Reply #1246 on: May 09, 2013, 01:43:11 PM »
The more I look into it the more hilarious it is. They only set a limit of $10. So they made sure this had no chance of failure. It's all literally just free money. I'm shocked there isn't any Kickstarter rules against that. They would have reached whatever goal they set anyway but you would think there would be funding minimums based on scope and scale of project.

Part of me thinks its scummy but then part of me respects them a good deal also for purposely trolling their fans. If you are just fleecing video game nerds then honestly I have to applaud them a bit. 
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« Reply #1247 on: May 09, 2013, 01:50:01 PM »
If people want to give them money for nothing I say they'd be crazy not to take it.
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« Reply #1248 on: May 09, 2013, 01:50:14 PM »
You can knock the project, but the pitch is fair.  If you're funding it based on that pitch, well, I have some tycho-cosplaying-as-a-rock collectable statues I'd love to sell you. One cost $15; two cost $40.

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« Reply #1249 on: May 09, 2013, 01:53:52 PM »
If people want to give them money for nothing I say they'd be crazy not to take it.

I don't think anyone disagrees with that.  I think its the disconnect between what Kickstarter kind of pretends they are and what they really are which creates these kind of situations. For people on GAF it was like some holy grail of innocence. It's just a money making scheme like any other that happened to have funded some games, people want. It was never nirvana.

I mean personally I think its shady in that I think they know its shady but don't give a fuck. But then I don't give a fuck either so its not like anybody is being hurt except the idea of common sense. It's like a millionaire walking up to me on the street and asking for 50 dollars and saying he will think good thoughts about me. I mean that's scummy and dumb but If I willingly give him the 50 bucks then I'm the problem not him.
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« Reply #1250 on: May 09, 2013, 02:30:49 PM »
It's like a millionaire walking up to me on the street and asking for 50 dollars and saying he will think good thoughts about me. I mean that's scummy and dumb but If I willingly give him the 50 bucks then I'm the problem not him.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Kickstarter is only what the people who actually fund things allow it to be. Can't say they're misusing the platform when they have fifty-four thousand fucking dollars already.
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« Reply #1251 on: May 09, 2013, 03:37:47 PM »



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« Reply #1252 on: May 09, 2013, 03:44:06 PM »
It's like a millionaire walking up to me on the street and asking for 50 dollars and saying he will think good thoughts about me. I mean that's scummy and dumb but If I willingly give him the 50 bucks then I'm the problem not him.

I felt exactly the same way about that 9-year-old making her first RPG Kickstarter. GAF was [and still is, I guess] up in arms at Kickstarter for not pulling it. People went in knowing how shady it was and there was a ton of evidence to show it was nothing more than a pointless scam. If people want to support it with their money after all that, then I put the blame on them for being willfully stupid.
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« Reply #1253 on: May 09, 2013, 04:05:53 PM »
But let's be fair here, we can still draw a line between being a scumbag and acting ethically.  I can sell all sorts of shit to people that'll buy it, but that doesn't mean I'm absolved of being an asshole.
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« Reply #1254 on: May 09, 2013, 04:18:29 PM »
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« Reply #1255 on: May 09, 2013, 04:28:23 PM »
But let's be fair here, we can still draw a line between being a scumbag and acting ethically.  I can sell all sorts of shit to people that'll buy it, but that doesn't mean I'm absolved of being an asshole.


true.  seems to be one of the main points the "nobody put a gun to your head" folks are missing.   I mean, bill gates could put up a kickstarter to manufacture #2 pencils and it would get funded just cause people know who he is. 

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« Reply #1256 on: May 09, 2013, 04:30:44 PM »
Oh, don't get me wrong, they're still being scummy by putting up a Kickstarter like that, no question, but I'm not going to absolve the poor, unfortunate souls that wasted their money on that nonsense.
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« Reply #1257 on: May 09, 2013, 04:31:58 PM »
But let's be fair here, we can still draw a line between being a scumbag and acting ethically.  I can sell all sorts of shit to people that'll buy it, but that doesn't mean I'm absolved of being an asshole.


true.  seems to be one of the main points the "nobody put a gun to your head" folks are missing.   I mean, bill gates could put up a kickstarter to manufacture #2 pencils and it would get funded just cause people know who he is.

We aren't missing it. We just realize that shady people are gonna be shady. Making a 10k count post thread on GAF ain't gonna change that. They already had one phony kickstarter before. Its not like people haven't been warned. They still choose to do it.
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« Reply #1258 on: May 09, 2013, 06:56:00 PM »
The Internet: where people refuse to pay for content unless it's already free.


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« Reply #1259 on: May 09, 2013, 07:01:04 PM »
But let's be fair here, we can still draw a line between being a scumbag and acting ethically.  I can sell all sorts of shit to people that'll buy it, but that doesn't mean I'm absolved of being an asshole.


true.  seems to be one of the main points the "nobody put a gun to your head" folks are missing.   I mean, bill gates could put up a kickstarter to manufacture #2 pencils and it would get funded just cause people know who he is.

We aren't missing it. We just realize that shady people are gonna be shady. Making a 10k count post thread on GAF ain't gonna change that. They already had one phony kickstarter before. Its not like people haven't been warned. They still choose to do it.


i'm not trying to stop it or whatever, just syaing it's not a moral justification and people can comment on it being shitty without getting the "well that's just how the world is, son" line.   i agree it's gonna happen regardless.