What's the case about?
If you dont show up you cant lose!
You won't show up. If you do, I bet you cry in public.
You won't show up. If you do, I bet you cry in public.
I don't think I've cried in public since elementary school.
You won't show up. If you do, I bet you cry in public.
I don't think I've cried in public since elementary school.
Malek is hard.
where is the 'Malek will win option'?
White Man, as you've pointed out, I have no marketable skills. I have a decent memory and I can write well, so I've had little difficulty with law exams.
Law isn't necessarily a public job; most lawyers never see the inside of a court-room. I just didn't think my social anxiety was going to be as bad as it's been.
Arvie, thanks for that.
My money is that you don't show up.
If you do show up, it will be an awkward experience, cementing the fact that you will never see what is under flannel girl's panties.
Just as well, once you get to be a lawyer, all you have to say is "I'm a lawyer" and can get laid that way.
what happens if you lose the moot court? do you fail at whatever required it or is it simply something that goes into your file but doesn't hinder your progress at school?
(the fuck is wrong with everyone? why am I the only person who voted "lose only"? smh)
Just do like how they do it on TV:
Saunter in, generally act like a jackass, and yell "Objection!" as loud as possible, so that way the rest of the people in the room know you mean business. Pretend to be emotionally invested in the case itself, gesticulating wildly to the defendant (or prosecution, whatever).
When in doubt, analyze some semen samples*
* Source: Law and Order, CSI, The Practice
The line to provide semen samples starts behind me.I'd prefer to be in the back of that line. :spin
what happens if you lose the moot court? do you fail at whatever required it or is it simply something that goes into your file but doesn't hinder your progress at school?
(the fuck is wrong with everyone? why am I the only person who voted "lose only"? smh)
Winning isn't important, but my overall performance is.
I knew you'd believe in me.
Wait this is for class? Same class with flannel girl? If you so you are doomed.
Malek needs to shave his beard and get the Phoenix Write hair cut.spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/23/cospw.jpg)[close]
Father_Mike and Malek are different people, right?
The metal detector to the court house went off as Flannel Girl was going through it. I was about to say "Strip search her!" but managed to shut up. If you're a cute guy, that comment is funny; if you're me, it's creepy.
The metal detector to the court house went off as Flannel Girl was going through it. I was about to say "Strip search her!" but managed to shut up. If you're a cute guy, that comment is funny; if you're me, it's creepy.
:lol
I get to bypass the metal detector, of course. Just a flash of the badge and I'm through. :smug
But yeah, I can sympathize, court is fucking intimidating, and I haven't even testified! I've just had to show up to give some details to the Crown when required...
The metal detector to the court house went off as Flannel Girl was going through it. I was about to say "Strip search her!" but managed to shut up. If you're a cute guy, that comment is funny; if you're me, it's creepy.
:lol
I get to bypass the metal detector, of course. Just a flash of the badge and I'm through. :smug
But yeah, I can sympathize, court is fucking intimidating, and I haven't even testified! I've just had to show up to give some details to the Crown when required...
Yeah, I saw you bastards stroll past. During the case I was observing on Monday, A Sergent had to come in just to bring evidence for a boring fraud case.
Malek and Boogie: Team Canada
The metal detector to the court house went off as Flannel Girl was going through it. I was about to say "Strip search her!" but managed to shut up. If you're a cute guy, that comment is funny; if you're me, it's creepy.
Malek and Boogie: Team Canada
That's only if Malek decides to join the Public Prosecution Service of Canada.
I don't know what area of law he wants to get into.
If he ends up becoming a filthy defence lawyer, we shall become sworn enemies... :starwars
Malek and Boogie: Team Canada
That's only if Malek decides to join the Public Prosecution Service of Canada.
I don't know what area of law he wants to get into.
If he ends up becoming a filthy defence lawyer, we shall become sworn enemies... :starwars
The defence (defense for you Americans) is an integral part of the justice system.
Obviously I'll be going into whatever field Flannel Girl is getting into.
It's a shame she doesn't know how pliable you are- she could easily have a willing lackey for life for the low, low price of an occasional piece of poonanny.
It's a shame she doesn't know how pliable you are- she could easily have a willing lackey for life for the low, low price of an occasional piece of poonanny.
Sounds like a fair exchange.
Capitalism wins again, Triumph.
It's a shame she doesn't know how pliable you are- she could easily have a willing lackey for life for the low, low price of an occasional piece of poonanny.
Sounds like a fair exchange.
Capitalism wins again, Triumph.
Oh, I agree. Women don't know how valuable that gash is, or they'd be running things.
:lol Women can't READ, Malek. COME ON.
:lol Women can't READ, Malek. COME ON.
that is sexist. And once Flannel Girl and I study feminist legal theory and get our law degrees, we will sue your ass.
:lol Women can't READ, Malek. COME ON.
that is sexist. And once Flannel Girl and I study feminist legal theory and get our law degrees, we will sue your ass.
She doesn't seem the type. But I'll follow her anywhere.
Please don't arrest me boogie.
I was joking dude. And I don't believe she's in the law faculty.
Oh, certainly.
I'll "arrest" her.spoiler (click to show/hide)pics please...[close]
Oh, certainly.
I'll "arrest" her.spoiler (click to show/hide)pics please...[close]
Don't have any. Forgot to save her facebook photo and now her account is private.
:rofl
congrats on it going well, but when will the judge rule?.
(unless I missed something).
Oh, certainly.
I'll "arrest" her.spoiler (click to show/hide)pics please...[close]
Don't have any. Forgot to save her facebook photo and now her account is private.
it's right up front and the seat is awesome. he should stand anyway.prof seems agitated
That's because you're not supposed to sit in his seat.
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.
i don't recognize half the people in this torts class. Probably since I haven't been to a torts class since September.
TORTFUL
TORTFUL
I'm starting to notice that you're getting excited about suing people, is malek finally getting interested in becoming a lawyer?
I've been watching Boston Legal for while now, so please do. Girls wouldn't be so offended by you sexually harassing them, at least that's what this show lead me to believe.
Well, bring a heater and she'll love you forever.
@Canadia: WHY MUST YOUR AIR CONTINUALLY COME DOWN HERE AND FREEZE ME TO DEATH AL GORE WAS WRONG
regular seats? dude, you're not surrounded by kids are you? if so you're in the wrong school.Most colleges classes I've taken whether the rooms are small or huge everyone tends to find a spot and stick to it all semester.
regular seats? dude, you're not surrounded by kids are you? if so you're in the wrong school.Most colleges classes I've taken whether the rooms are small or huge everyone tends to find a spot and stick to it all semester.
There was once a time flannel girl did not sit in her regular seat but sat next to MALEK. :o
how about I come to class without a shirt and see whether she notices.because shaving a beard fits the social conventions, shirtless does not!
(http://i41.tinypic.com/f5an8x.png)
There was once a time flannel girl did not sit in her regular seat but sat next to MALEK. :o
she came late
no seats left, or few left
There was once a time flannel girl did not sit in her regular seat but sat next to MALEK. :o
she came late
no seats left, or few left
And you came early, amirite? :teehee
Arvie's not invited. Don't need her confusing him for me, like Rebiak, during the honeymoon.
You were so sensitive.
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.
It's not stalking if she doesn't notice you're following her. :shh
Then it's "surveillance" :ninja
Haha you're stalking her, awesome.
It's not stalking if she doesn't notice you're following her. :shh
Then it's "surveillance" :ninja
Dude, you're from Kentucky. Come to Winnipeg.
some chick is wearing flip flops. Flip flops!!!!!
Flannel girl is probably a lesbian, you know.
I think you will be fine if you just drink more. Since I can no no longer drink, consider yourself using for the both of us.
I think you will be fine if you just drink more. Since I can no no longer drink, consider yourself using for the both of us.
If I drink for the both of us, I think I'll die of alcohol poisoning rather quickly. Maybe if I was drinking for PD.
Let's just stop talking about our grotesque alcoholisms.
Did you know the creator of wonder woman also invented the most important component of the polygraph? Or at least the OG polygraph. Really don't know how much it has evolved.
I think it's kinda funny. Inventor of the polygraph creates comic book hero with lasso that makes people tell the truth. It is cute.
IIRC he was quite a character in other ways too
White Man, make sure love is in the DSM-V. It's irrational, disturbing and befuddles the mind.
QuoteWhite Man, make sure love is in the DSM-V. It's irrational, disturbing and befuddles the mind.
Lots of research on love. It seems at some point in the past decade they got an inkling that oxytocin and vasopressin have something to do with it, and the research seems to back it up. They get referred to as "bonding agents" a lot now. Off the top of my head, when you bond with someone romantically, you get high vasopressin/oxytocin levels for about a year to two years, which kinda maps up to the infatuation period in a relationship. The obvious conclusion is don't get married if you haven't been dating for more than 2 years, since after that point, the high of love is gone and you're going to have to worry about whether you are compatible.
A small percentage of couples retain the higher levels of the bonding agents, btw. So true love does appear to scientifically exist.
And this is frontier stuff, so the book could be rewritten a zillion times in the next few years.
fuck I have the prefect thing for tomorrow if I remember to bring the camera. Just you wait.
QuoteWhite Man, make sure love is in the DSM-V. It's irrational, disturbing and befuddles the mind.
Lots of research on love. It seems at some point in the past decade they got an inkling that oxytocin and vasopressin have something to do with it, and the research seems to back it up. They get referred to as "bonding agents" a lot now. Off the top of my head, when you bond with someone romantically, you get high vasopressin/oxytocin levels for about a year to two years, which kinda maps up to the infatuation period in a relationship. The obvious conclusion is don't get married if you haven't been dating for more than 2 years, since after that point, the high of love is gone and you're going to have to worry about whether you are compatible.
A small percentage of couples retain the higher levels of the bonding agents, btw. So true love does appear to scientifically exist.
And this is frontier stuff, so the book could be rewritten a zillion times in the next few years.
Can a stalker's brain--my brain--be inundated with these "bonding agents."
One of the most important roles of AVP is to regulate the body's retention of water; it is released when the body is dehydrated and causes the kidneys to conserve water, thus concentrating the urine, and reducing urine volume.
QuoteI would also consider it an accomplishment if I banged another woman before I turned 30
I actually did last weekend (sort of). i don't really care one way or another about that stuff anymore, though. i have disassociated it from my ego. but I think she liked it so that's nice. even if I was a bit of a jerk in retrospect
la la la
I knew it was something with water. That also explains why peeing on each other is such an important and prominent part of lovemaking.I await your psychology textbook.
sort of? What does that mean?
Quotesort of? What does that mean?
it was an impromptu thing, so I wasn't prepared. so that limited us if we wanted to be (relatively) responsible. you can probably imagine.
Don't lawyers have some of the lowest job satisfaction rates out there?
By my quick estimate, I spend about $350 a month on booze and energy drinks. :-\ :-\ :-\
Silly Love Songs, Malek? That is likely the worst of the worst of McCartney's many crimes. It's more healthy huffing gas until you pass out.
Silly Love Songs, Malek? That is likely the worst of the worst of McCartney's many crimes. It's more healthy huffing gas until you pass out.
If I could go back in time and prevent the creation of Silly Love Songs by having my dad fist me as a 3 year old child, I definitely would. For the planet.
If I could go back in time and prevent the creation of Silly Love Songs by having my dad fist me as a 3 year old child, I definitely would. For the planet.
you are a true humanitarian.
If I could go back in time and prevent the creation of Silly Love Songs by having my dad fist me as a 3 year old child, I definitely would. For the planet.
you are a true humanitarian.
The odd thing is that "Silly Love Songs" was already released by that time. White Man just wanted to be fisted by his father.
did you win or lose? i haven't read the thread
am i the only one who loves hot chicks wearing sweatpants?
that's like my latest fetish
If I could go back in time and prevent the creation of Silly Love Songs by having my dad fist me as a 3 year old child, I definitely would. For the planet.
you are a true humanitarian.
The odd thing is that "Silly Love Songs" was already released by that time. White Man just wanted to be fisted by his father.
:bow Macca :bow2
:bow Band on the Run :bow2
I don't think awesomeness can be transmitted like an STD.
During a court recess, we were arguing about the attractiveness of Canadian federal leaders. Jack Layton, leader of the NDP, was brought up. Female student x, when asked whether she thought Layton was attractive, said no because she finds "facial hair hideous." (note I was right there)
FML
layton is good looking.
(http://greencanada.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jack_layton.jpg)
NDP! NDP!
facial hair isn't really something to angst over is it? you can just shave it off, or grow it back if you subsequently meet a different girl who fetishizes it. if only other physical attributes were so easy to adjust to market demands.
Are those asses photoshopped? Wtf has happened in this thread?
I have to find out.
Any particular motivation for the fasting? Flannel Girl isn't going to appreciate you looking gaunt and pale. :wag
Speaking of pedos, I visited a Winnipeg detention centre on Monday, which is next to the court house. Pretty fucked up place. They have room for just 225 inmates, yet have over 400of them locked up. Consequently, inmates are forced to sleep on a thin foam mattresses on the floor, not unlike Willco when he was living in SF.
The place is also a huge gang recruitment center. One of the guards admitted that general admins are often forced to join up with one of the many gangs in the detention center for protection. So you have general admins, coming in for a wide range of crimes--including many minor ones, who are forced to join up with violent thugs to commit serious crimes as soon as they leave. As a result, this place is only increasing Winnipeg's crime rate, which is already the highest in Canada.
edit: Note: Vince Li, the crazed man that decapitated a bus passenger and ate his eyes and heart, was staying at the centre, but was transferred before my visit.
Better eat something then. Don't want to go fainting in front of fellow lawyers due to malnourishment.
This is true. She'll pick my wallet clean while I'm out. And probably have her way with me, or at least she would if I didn't have a beard. :'(
Well, you could always chop it off, and maybe try a different hairstyle. If nothing else, you'll be likely to get some kind of reaction from her. If not, just grow it back.
Well, you could always chop it off, and maybe try a different hairstyle. If nothing else, you'll be likely to get some kind of reaction from her. If not, just grow it back.
Agreeing with cheebs. :-\
Now I don't even want to stalk you anymore. You can turn your porchlight off.
My beard is magical: it makes women disappear. :-\
Fuck it! I'm not wearing a suit. Jeans and flannel for me. If they kick me out, all the better.
Fuck it! I'm not wearing a suit. Jeans and flannel for me. If they kick me out, all the better.
I didn't wear a suit, but neither did any of the other students.
The attorney that reviewed our tape was very attractive. She's got to be in her early 30s and she's already a partner.
She also said I could use a shave.Yeah the universe is telling you something Malek....
I didn't wear a suit, but neither did any of the other students.
The attorney that reviewed our tape was very attractive. She's got to be in her early 30s and she's already a partner.
I love heading down over to the courthouse.
So many hot lawyer-types there... :hyper
Them and all the circus clowns always make a trip to the courthouse entertaining.
She also said I could use a shave.Yeah the universe is telling you something Malek....
Most female law students are hot. I don't know why that is.
i like thirtysomething female attorneys too, mostly because they seem to like me
Female lawyers seem to have control issues. They probably think you're easy to push around.
they mainly seem to want to get me drunk.See control issues.
that's pretty lame, especially up against the Leonard Cohen song I just posted
Girls in flannel > girls in leather.
by the way, I learned yesterday that Flannel Girl is an anarchist. Anarchists have got to love beards, right? Down with society's grooming rules!
Damit that's what I was going to say and she prolly has a hairy muff.by the way, I learned yesterday that Flannel Girl is an anarchist. Anarchists have got to love beards, right? Down with society's grooming rules!
naw, that probably means she's a lesbian.
by the way, I learned yesterday that Flannel Girl is an anarchist. Anarchists have got to love beards, right? Down with society's grooming rules!
naw, that probably means she's a lesbian.
by the way, I learned yesterday that Flannel Girl is an anarchist. Anarchists have got to love beards, right? Down with society's grooming rules!
And that's super gay, Bud.
by the way, I learned yesterday that Flannel Girl is an anarchist. Anarchists have got to love beards, right? Down with society's grooming rules!
And that's super gay, Bud.
Uh, what? Doesn't that mean she wants to put herself out of a job? ???
I thought you were going with pieces of clothing *smh*She doesn't wear anything interesting.
I'm down with anarchism. Hook her up with me.You wouldn't even show up for the date.
Ms. PlainI thought you were going with pieces of clothing *smh*She doesn't wear anything interesting.
Girls in flannel > girls in leather.
the lawyer was wearing long leather boots. So hot! and she had on a tiny skirt. yummmmy
She will now be known as Ms. Leather Boots; I can't think of nicknames that don't involve clothing.
This adds to my theory that you prefer women clothed.
Because you like men.
Somewhere, out there, Flannel Girl is listening too. :heart
Yeah, listening to it in her flannel covered bed while getting railed by some good looking, cleanly-shaven, Hugo Boss wearing, male law student that actually goes to class.
Cry
I bet flannel girl has been thinking: "If only that guy would shave his beard then I'd rape him because I know he wants some." this whole time.
I can't help but notice you went with the clean-shaven Lennon as opposed to the bearded one. Potential foreshadowing?He could pull off a beard, too.
What does everyone think about my new Lennon avatar?Who is Lennon?
Awesome or super-awesome?
and you're also crazy because you are crazy.
I need a xanax
Sounds like a trick to get my address.
Minor update: Flannel Girl seemed to have the giggles today in class; she kept laughing uncontrollably during a lecture. I like a girl who laughs, or at least theoretically I do. Especially one who has a good laugh like she does.she was probably reading text messages from some hunk telling her all the sexual acts he will do with her later that night.
:heartbeat
what does your shrink say about your flannel girl obsession?
That sounds exactly like what I was telling the other day, and I didn't charge by the hour.
So I just got an email from OK Cupid containing my quiver matches, and she was at number one:At least honesty is a virtue...spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/12242070702270928018.jpg)[close]
FML
So when is Malek's stalking going to go over the top? He's going to go all Andrew Rosenblum on this whore and turn her into a pez dispenser, I bet.
This coupled with her being an anarchist ...
She said that I was building Flannel Girl up in my mind and that if I got to know her, I'd discover she wasn't actually perfect. And that once I realized she wasn't perfect, I wouldn't worry about being inadequate in her presence and wouldn't feel intimidated by her.
My shrink also said that Flannel Girl, if she's as attractive as I've described, probably has several boyfriends. She can be mean, too.
Rec, it's Flannel Girl who's the anarchist.
TVC 15, I didn't choose a psychologist; the school simply assigned me one.
your school gives you psychiatric help?
So I just got an email from OK Cupid containing my quiver matches, and she was at number one:spoiler (click to show/hide)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/12242070702270928018.jpg)[close]
FML
Hmm, communism at work. What does she look like? How does she usually sit when you are speaking with her?
God started it, though.:lol :lol :lol :lol
God started it, though.
Hmm, communism at work. What does she look like? How does she usually sit when you are speaking with her?
She's in her early forties. She has short brown hair, blue eyes. She has an average build.
She sits a couple of feet in front of me, almost never diverts eye contact, and usually has her legs crossed.
She's in her early forties. She has short brown hair, blue eyes. She has an average build.
The last girl I fell in unrequited whatever with was also an anarchist with several boyfriends.
and man, I can't wait to go back to school so I can get a snarky counselor of my own.
Are her nipples ever hard?
can you give me her number?
did you tell her about spending time on online message boards?
did you tell her about spending time on online message boards?
yeah. :-\
She said you guys were a destructive influence.
:lol how did you describe this place?did you tell her about spending time on online message boards?
yeah. :-\
She said you guys were a destructive influence.
She's at the age where a skirt isn't her friend.
edit: I find it odd that I've received more questions about my shrink's appearance than I have about Flannel Girl's.
Yet you keep coming back for more. And you can't even provide adequate sexy descriptions to help me work through this blood pressure medication and maintain an erection.
:lol how did you describe this place?
Does she look like the shrink from Sopranos?
Yet you keep coming back for more. And you can't even provide adequate sexy descriptions to help me work through this blood pressure medication and maintain an erection.
I honestly don't what kind of sexual descriptions I can give about a forty year old woman that would give a dying gay man a hard-on. This is an impossible task.:lol how did you describe this place?
theres plenty of hot 40 year old chicks
She didn't understand the gay subtext.
Yet you keep coming back for more. And you can't even provide adequate sexy descriptions to help me work through this blood pressure medication and maintain an erection.
I honestly don't what kind of sexual descriptions I can give about a forty year old woman that would give a dying gay man a hard-on. This is an impossible task.
I think you forget this is TVC, his alt account here is that old lady sex therapist Dr. something, I forgot "her" name. He has a thing for older therapists.
I honestly don't what kind of sexual descriptions I can give about a forty year old woman that would give a dying gay man a hard-on. This is an impossible task.
Wrong, dumbass.DrMiletski
1) I don't have a joke character.
2) I have a thing for bestiality, incest, and general paraphilia, not older therapists.
So far your shrink has been right about everything. Ask her next if she thinks you'll die alone.
And you wonder why you never win with this sort of defeatist attitude.
you should probably send her a link to this thread. I'm not sure she quite understands what she's dealing with yet.
So far your shrink has been right about everything. Ask her next if she thinks you'll die alone.
I think she's insinuated that I might need to lower my unreasonably high standards; otherwise, I will :-\And you wonder why you never win with this sort of defeatist attitude.
During our sessions, she takes off her clothes to reveal her skin tight body suit made out of the skin of aborted fetuses.spoiler (click to show/hide)Am I heading in the right direction?[close]
I think she's insinuated that I might need to lower my unreasonably high standards; otherwise, I will :-\So you know they are unreasonably high yet you do nothing? :smug
I think she's insinuated that I might need to lower my unreasonably high standards; otherwise, I will :-\So you know they are unreasonably high yet you do nothing? :smug
Hell Malek just do the first year college thing ask her for out for a cup of coffee and just get it over and done with.
Look buddy, you're an ICON. on EVILBORE. What more could that dumb cunt want?
juggalos are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world...
being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down...
everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in icp's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash"... but icp's music is laden with messages you bitches never stop to hear... the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could never be juggalos anyways...
juggalos are opposed to bigotry and domestic violence... we see the world from a much different angle... and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types and prejudices... juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and races... and still we are not like you... we look different, we talk different, and we act different... we have no need to impress...
you put on your fake smile and your fancy suit... you go to work and lick your boss' ass crack... and make small talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same breath... and you go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them with the lips you been sucking on your assistant's tits with... and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world...
juggalos live in the real world... we say what we mean and we mean what we say... we don't front for anyone... and you will never change us...
but of course... to fully understand what a juggalo is... you must truly be one...
Seriously, Malek, have you considered becoming a juggalo like demi? Bare minimum, you will get more ass and people won't care what you smell like.Quote
juggalos are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world...
being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't give a fuck... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down...
everyone in this world is so quick to judge... the close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in icp's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash"... but icp's music is laden with messages you bitches never stop to hear... the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could never be juggalos anyways...
juggalos are opposed to bigotry and domestic violence... we see the world from a much different angle... and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types and prejudices... juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and races... and still we are not like you... we look different, we talk different, and we act different... we have no need to impress...
you put on your fake smile and your fancy suit... you go to work and lick your boss' ass crack... and make small talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same breath... and you go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them with the lips you been sucking on your assistant's tits with... and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world...
juggalos live in the real world... we say what we mean and we mean what we say... we don't front for anyone... and you will never change us...
but of course... to fully understand what a juggalo is... you must truly be one...
It does sound a bit like you.
No joke: I would rather listen to ICP than any post-beatles Paul McCartney. ICP makes objectively better music.
:lol how did you describe this place?
She didn't understand the gay subtext.
I think she's insinuated that I might need to lower my unreasonably high standards; otherwise, I will :-\So you know they are unreasonably high yet you do nothing? :smug
Hell Malek just do the first year college thing ask her for out for a cup of coffee and just get it over and done with.
/me is overcome by negative thoughts involving Flannel Girl turning him down, an event that would further lower his already basement-dwelling self-esteem.
O and if you go to jail for stalking I'm totally going to pen pale you. And i don't mean in the pen pales that the inmates are going to be with you.
As for the women front, once you become a lawyer, all you have to say to a girl is "I'm a lawyer." Problem solved.
Seriously people think it's so easy to deal with defeat when you have no self confidence left. SMH people.Even when they know they are setting themselves for failure? *smh Malek-FM*
Seriously people think it's so easy to deal with defeat when you have no self confidence left. SMH people.Even when they know they are setting themselves for failure? *smh Malek-FM*
I mean going to prison will be hard and you will probably be all pale with nervousness and guilt. So I will use a pen and draw on your face so you look happy and pretty for the inmates that are about to rape you. Pen Pale.
No joke: I would rather listen to ICP than any post-beatles Paul McCartney. ICP makes objectively better music.
Band on the Run is objectively great = to Beatles era greatness
It's better than being a lawyer.
It's better than being a lawyer.
Explain to me how sucking cock in a dumpster is better than working in a high status field for six figures?
Seriously, which would you rather listen to?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5RTsOvawUc
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuKimtUEas
6. and finally I get to be my own boss
ugg lock this thread. ICP? Really. Blergh
you guys are ruining an awesome thread :'(