Author Topic: minor inconveniences that are not struggles (Read 917820 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #900 on:** July 01, 2015, 01:56:36 PM »

Aside from my face, I shave my pits cause trimming is too hard and they make me look like a Russian cool young dude preparing for winter otherwise.

Plus it helps slightly in the pool.

I wouldn't shave my arms or legs, but I thought about my toes. Then I'm like, "meh, they're in socks 95% of the time anyways."

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Obviously I keep other areas trimmed but not shaved.

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Rufus · « **Reply #901 on:** July 01, 2015, 02:15:03 PM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on July 01, 2015, 01:38:49 PM

Is this some euro shit or am I just uncultivated?

None that I am aware of, though who knows how hirsute he is. Robin Williams (pbuh) levels would make me understand, tbh.

Kara · « **Reply #902 on:** July 01, 2015, 02:22:22 PM »

Arms and legs trim. Shave pits. Leave a beautiful bear corpse.

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I just hate hair.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #903 on:** July 01, 2015, 03:02:27 PM »

Aren't you half Jewish? Pretty sure hair hated you first.

Kara · « **Reply #904 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:30:25 PM »

Quarter officially, possibly more in reality.

Speaking of Semitic peoples, OT: found a cafe with fantastic jalaab and awful food and service. Now whenever I have the craving for the stuff I'll have to overpay for bad casual dining.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #905 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:34:22 PM »

Ah you're a quadjewn. Cool.

Kara · « **Reply #906 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:36:49 PM »

I prefer mischling.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #907 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:37:46 PM »

Sorry I don't know yiddish

Rufus · « **Reply #908 on:** July 01, 2015, 04:40:26 PM »

Triggered.

Rufus · « **Reply #909 on:** July 01, 2015, 05:40:13 PM »

Yeah, trying to fall asleep is going to be fun... I kept my bedroom dark throughout the day, so it shouldn't be too bad.

toku · « **Reply #910 on:** July 01, 2015, 06:07:59 PM »

It's been 88-90 everyday here with humidity never dropping below 65% so basically its like 100 everyday. It's awful, most of my wardrobe is black and I hate shorts. Florida isn't just garbage, it's a fucking garbage fire. Never come here. It's so miserable now my old neighbor is actually complaining about it.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #911 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:15:04 PM »

I was in my office working with my headphones on when a younger

member of my team came in. I when I removed the headphones I accidentally unplugged the chord and Morrisey's "The more you ignore me" came out on the speakers.

I muted it and she said, "Why are you listening to such a rapey song? What was it?"

I was like

"It's Morrissey."

She replied, "Oh, is that some famous Dad Rock guy?"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #912 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:25:56 PM »

Left my wallet at home. It seems like every time I do this I drive by multiple cops on the road

Atramental · « **Reply #913 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:34:04 PM »

Gonna have to down some alcohol before that dinner party to keep my anxiety at a low hum.

I mean it's not the first time I've been to something I only know 2 people at but still.

Just have to keep on getting people to talk about themselves and I'll be good.

king of the internet · « **Reply #914 on:** July 02, 2015, 02:54:25 PM »

90's music is definitely dad rock status now. 70's rock and earlier is now upgraded to grandpa rock status.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #915 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:10:05 PM »

At least she didn't catch you watching November Spawned A Monster.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #916 on:** July 02, 2015, 05:38:20 PM »

If I can get my PD on for a minute:

So this pornstar I'm really into has done a transexual scene along with another dude and honestly brehs, I'm on the fence about downloading it

Kara · « **Reply #917 on:** July 02, 2015, 05:41:44 PM »

It's not going to give you cooties if you watch it.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #918 on:** July 02, 2015, 05:51:01 PM »

Fuck it

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #919 on:** July 02, 2015, 06:25:41 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 02, 2015, 02:34:04 PM

Gonna have to down some alcohol before that dinner party to keep my anxiety at a low hum.

I mean it's not the first time I've been to something I only know 2 people at but still.

Just have to keep on getting people to talk about themselves and I'll be good.

That's today? Get a nice buzz going, but don't overdo it.

Man, the shit I've said when too drunk

The things I've said while buzzed

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #920 on:** July 02, 2015, 06:30:28 PM »

It's hot, we got AC can't really complain, but the whole process makes me wanna nap all day.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #921 on:** July 02, 2015, 08:45:52 PM »

Was pretty tame all things considered

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #922 on:** July 02, 2015, 09:03:30 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on July 02, 2015, 08:45:52 PM

Was pretty tame all things considered

Who?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #923 on:** July 02, 2015, 09:15:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2015, 09:03:30 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on July 02, 2015, 08:45:52 PM
Was pretty tame all things considered

Who?

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Tyra Scott

the dude in question though was ChristianXXX and he pretty much confirmed the gay allegations

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #924 on:** July 02, 2015, 09:24:04 PM »

A straight guy would have answered with the girl's name.

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edit: qualifying which girl would have spoiled the joke that he left out the name of the pornstar he's into.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #925 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:45:19 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on July 02, 2015, 09:15:25 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2015, 09:03:30 PM
Quote from: Mr. Nobody on July 02, 2015, 08:45:52 PM
Was pretty tame all things considered

Who?

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Tyra Scott

the dude in question though was ChristianXXX and he pretty much confirmed the gay allegations
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Hold on...I just looked Tyra Scott up and she's a ts. She's one of your favorite porn stars?

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toku · « **Reply #926 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:11:13 PM »

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #927 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2015, 10:45:19 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on July 02, 2015, 09:15:25 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2015, 09:03:30 PM
Quote from: Mr. Nobody on July 02, 2015, 08:45:52 PM
Was pretty tame all things considered

Who?

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Tyra Scott

the dude in question though was ChristianXXX and he pretty much confirmed the gay allegations
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Hold on...I just looked Tyra Scott up and she's a ts. She's one of your favorite porn stars?
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Nah I was referring to Eliza Allure who she was in the scene with.

Have fun with that

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chronovore · « **Reply #928 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:34:30 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on July 02, 2015, 02:15:04 PM

I was in my office working with my headphones on when a younger member of my team came in. I when I removed the headphones I accidentally unplugged the chord and Morrisey's "The more you ignore me" came out on the speakers.

I muted it and she said, "Why are you listening to such a rapey song? What was it?"

I was like "It's Morrissey."

She replied, "Oh, is that some famous Dad Rock guy?"

And then you cannily replied, "Wow, I really hope you didn't come here to ask me for help."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #929 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:37:42 PM »

Eliza Allure?

king of the internet · « **Reply #930 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:39:15 PM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on July 02, 2015, 06:25:41 PM

Quote from: Atramental on July 02, 2015, 02:34:04 PM
Gonna have to down some alcohol before that dinner party to keep my anxiety at a low hum.

I mean it's not the first time I've been to something I only know 2 people at but still.

Just have to keep on getting people to talk about themselves and I'll be good.

That's today? Get a nice buzz going, but don't overdo it.

Man, the shit I've said when too drunk

The things I've said while buzzed

The things I've said completely sober

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #931 on:** July 02, 2015, 11:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2015, 11:37:42 PM

Eliza Allure?

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I was obtuse for a reason breh

Tasty · « **Reply #932 on:** July 03, 2015, 02:19:09 AM »

Didn't get into a place cause I have a CT sate ID and not a Mass Liquer ID so I'm abusing the fuck out of alcholol like thisosmyusername said I should. Polishing off a bottle of rose, which isn't usually my bag (more of a cabernet or pinot guy/gay) but I snagged it from my work's softball game so free booze is free booze. On the line of being depressedand profound and I feel like I should write somethign

Tasty · « **Reply #933 on:** July 03, 2015, 02:43:15 AM »

Low point of my life/being in Boston so far has probably been swigging the rose in the cab on the way home and entering total "NOT GIVE A FUCK" mode and letting it hang out of my hand as I exited the cab and got in the elevator wiht some asian chap and him asking if I was having a good night and me replying "no but hopefully with this it will be better" swigging from the bottle the entire time

And he wasn't into me

dkdk · « **Reply #934 on:** July 04, 2015, 02:42:16 PM »

When the fuck did i get so flabby and sick that I started getting leg cramps. Im only 24.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #935 on:** July 04, 2015, 02:59:18 PM »

Some bish named Jenna had my cell # before me.
I know this cuz I got a thirsty dude trying to reconnect, voicemails from her doc office, pics of shot glasses and "miiiiissss you girl", and just now a coupon from A Perfect Tan. Unintentional identity theft brahs.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #936 on:** July 04, 2015, 03:40:38 PM »

why are you telling us when you could be catfishing RIGHT NOW

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #937 on:** July 04, 2015, 04:16:07 PM »

Jenna here

End goal of catfishing is nudes, right?

Feel like Jenna is only capable of amassing dick picks $:-\$

Atramental · « **Reply #938 on:** July 04, 2015, 04:57:11 PM »

Reading some articles about proper etiquette when it comes to adding new friends on facebook.

Fuck my neurotic tendencies.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #939 on:** July 04, 2015, 06:14:06 PM »

I only add people after a formal letter of introduction has been produced.

Huff · « **Reply #940 on:** July 04, 2015, 06:20:42 PM »

Talked a tinderella into meeting me out tonight for a couple drinks. Can't stop wondering who would be desperate enough to meet me out on the 4th of july

toku · « **Reply #941 on:** July 04, 2015, 06:31:54 PM »

skinny girl vodka isn't the worst thing man has done but it's up there

chronovore · « **Reply #942 on:** July 04, 2015, 06:51:10 PM »

First karate class in a month, and on the heels of two weeks of the worst cold I've had in five years; felt good last night, but I am sore all over today.

Kara · « **Reply #943 on:** July 05, 2015, 06:03:22 PM »

After tip my check came out to 69 dollars.

And I had a

server.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #944 on:** July 05, 2015, 06:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 05, 2015, 06:03:22 PM

After tip my check came out to 69 dollars.

And I had a server.

Kara · « **Reply #945 on:** July 05, 2015, 07:04:30 PM »

I'd say the size of my tip (

) would smooth any awkwardness over but I already have a rep as being a good tipper and if there's one thing you can count on it's people being ungrateful. I'll just have to count on my

persona to carry the day, I did order cocktails with grapefruit juice and mint leaves in them.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #946 on:** July 05, 2015, 08:40:28 PM »

She probably wished you were thinking something dirty.

Kara · « **Reply #947 on:** July 05, 2015, 10:20:16 PM »

yeah right

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #948 on:** July 05, 2015, 10:32:06 PM »

Just worked my 14th day in a row with five more to go. But it's all going to be worth it in the end and next weekend I'm going camping here for my birthday:

Kara · « **Reply #949 on:** July 06, 2015, 01:12:11 PM »

California license plate CHAR is neither registered to a red vehicle nor is it owned by an

.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #950 on:** July 06, 2015, 01:49:10 PM »

This whole monday.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #951 on:** July 06, 2015, 02:24:50 PM »

Ya got up at noon. How am I suppose to get anything done now?

Kara · « **Reply #952 on:** July 06, 2015, 02:59:45 PM »

If you're talking to me and I'm focused on Microsoft Excel, it means I have something more important to do than socializing. Why do people still not get this.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #953 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:36:02 PM »

conference calls with raleigh-durham all day. hand-wringing and pearl-clutching is even worse over skype

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #954 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:36:23 PM »

I have spent more time with powerpoint and excel than I'd say nearly all my friends by now.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #955 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:36:55 PM »

i just take notes directly into powerpoint. onenote, what a love we once had...

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #956 on:** July 06, 2015, 04:40:28 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 06, 2015, 04:19:19 PM

Can Microsoft Excel love you

on the backlog.

(true for many humans too.)

Kara · « **Reply #957 on:** July 06, 2015, 05:00:36 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 06, 2015, 04:19:19 PM

Quote from: Vularai on July 06, 2015, 02:59:45 PM
something more important to do than socializing

fuck is this

If I could actually socialize I would socialize it all up in this bitch

Friends can love you breh

Can Microsoft Excel love you

well I mean it is feature rich and all but...

No one can love me. Checkmate.

Atramental · « **Reply #958 on:** July 06, 2015, 06:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on July 06, 2015, 02:46:36 PM

be a shut-in in the summer and get fried in the basement brehs

http://www.meetup.com/

Kara · « **Reply #959 on:** July 06, 2015, 07:28:49 PM »

I can't think of a single Meetup that I have wanted to attend.

OT: NetSuite calls it "Moldova, Republic of" instead of "Moldova" but "Macedonia" instead of "Macedonia, FYR of." I see Big Slav has paid its developers off handsomely.

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