minor inconveniences that are not struggles

[team filler]

I'm evilore, so yes, a self-hating chubbo

[CatsCatsCats]

quittin pot again, it's been 4 days and it suxxxxxxxxxxxx

[I'm a Puppy!]

quittin pot again, it's been 4 days and it suxxxxxxxxxxxx

[CatsCatsCats]

Hey, I put it in minor inconveniences didn't I? But it ain't fun going from daily smoke to none

[team filler]

I was trying to be an asshole on the internet and this guy named brown made me feel like a real life asshole.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya I hate when I say shit on the internet and then people make me feel like a real life shit sayer. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

So Im away for the weekend, finally able to sleep in a bit without baby waking me up between 5 and 6.

Still wake up at 6 due to old man genes.

[I'm a Puppy!]

So Im away for the weekend, finally able to sleep in a bit without baby waking me up between 5 and 6.

Still wake up at 6 due to old man genes.

So much my life bro

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So Im away for the weekend, finally able to sleep in a bit without baby waking me up between 5 and 6.

Still wake up at 6 due to old man genes.

That default white bot bladder syndrome as I was told. Sorry about your luck, chubs.

[Cerveza mas fina]

lost my wallet on the way to the airport, flight is in 8.5 hours.

got a half full bottle of water and a pound fifty

gonna be fun sleeping on the bench

and arsenal lost

been on hold for over 10 min now with the bank to block cards

[brawndolicious]

You might be able to load up a prepaid debit card onto your phone for that NFC paying thing (not that you are likely to need it).

[Cerveza mas fina]

im totally gonna look into nfc on my phone now

[Cerveza mas fina]

bought a sandwich for 1,50

kind of regret not buying a can of coke as now im thirsty

maybe i can find a pound on the ground

[Phoenix Dark]

Ran into a family friend at the grocery store today. A pastor who has to be 300 pounds or so, perhaps more. Real nice jovial guy. He was with his son who is 8 and I swear he is the fattest 8 year old I've ever seen. His weight has slowly grown as he has gotten older, I can tell he's going down the same path as his dad. He's playing football so he's somewhat active but still, sucks seeing kids get that big.

[chronovore]

Ran into a family friend at the grocery store today. A pastor who has to be 300 pounds or so, perhaps more. Real nice jovial guy. He was with his son who is 8 and I swear he is the fattest 8 year old I've ever seen. His weight has slowly grown as he has gotten older, I can tell he's going down the same path as his dad. He's playing football so he's somewhat active but still, sucks seeing kids get that big.

While my daughter and nephew were with me in the USA, we saw one corn-fed Idaho family of three that were just... I felt sad to see such a caricature of American obesity on display. Mom and Dad were over 300 lbs. each and doing that exaggerated fat-person swagger/waddle, but the 4-year-old in the shopping cart was probably 90-100 lbs. and I could only assume if they were eating less garbage and walking more, they all be living longer and better lives.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah my wife's side of the family has some heavy ones. I don't know how anyone could go through life being 350+. I'm actually amazed they move around so well.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

If the obese lose weight, they usually have some pretty jacked legs.  Your legs are basically getting a 16 hour workout every day for years and years.  No need for calf implants there.

[Samson Manhug]

Guys what is Lager going to do? This is stressing me out.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Don't worry. He's pretty hot. Always money in the banana stand, if you know what I mean 

[Brehvolution]

i'm a former 145lb guy hittin 175. I couldn't imagine 350. Seem like sloth if you aren't an athlete.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Guys what is Lager going to do? This is stressing me out.

Made it back home bro

[team filler]

and that's why you should never leave your house!

[Samson Manhug]

Guys what is Lager going to do? This is stressing me out.

Made it back home bro

How did you get on an airplane with no ID?

[chronovore]

Guys what is Lager going to do? This is stressing me out.

Made it back home bro

How did you get on an airplane with no ID?

The pilot was a Roman Polanski fan; they high-fived as Kosma boarded the plane.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I lost my wallet, no my passport

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The pilot was a sony stan and we high fived as I boarded the plane

[close]

[Joe Molotov]

I lost my wallet, no my passport

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The pilot was a sony stan and we high fived as I boarded the plane

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

Cooked a 6kg picnic ham for my self.  Day 2 of the feast and the HAM farts have begun.  Staying home today.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

to read Malazan.

[close]

[CatsCatsCats]

Leftover ham scrambles

[bork]

Was at the doctor's office yesterday.  Had to go to a different location than usual.

Three people tried to draw blood and couldn't get anything.  One of them even stabbed my arm like five times in the same area with no luck.  They tell me I need to come back to try again so I make sure to make an appointment at the other location.  . They tell me I must be dehydrated.

Then as I'm leaving....one of them runs out and calls me back in-- they lost my urine sample.


So this morning I go to the lab at the othet location.  Dude there just laughs when I told him what happened, says they've probably never seen an actual dehydrated person, and proceeds to draw blood with no problem.  "Next time you go back there, tell them I said to learn how to do their job," he says.

[Mupepe]

Bro.  Someone is having a golden shower with your tinkle.  That's awesome!

[I'm a Puppy!]

More like someone is going to fail their drug test because they assumed your sample would be clean

[Cerveza mas fina]

Cooked a 6kg picnic ham for my self.  Day 2 of the feast and the HAM farts have begun.  Staying home today.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

to read Malazan.

[close]

6kg of ham should last to the end of the prologue

[ToxicAdam]

Bought 3 fast passes to Cedar Point (200 dollars) yesterday, for a day that turned out to be one of the least busy days of the year.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bought 3 fast passes to Cedar Point (200 dollars) yesterday, for a day that turned out to be one of the least busy days of the year.

Been there. Do love fast passes on a busy day though.

Walk right to the front of the millennium force

[ToxicAdam]

It was my first time riding the Millennium Force in about 13 years. I always remember it being smooth as silk, but yesterday I noticed some shakiness. Still the best coaster in the park, but not the perfect coaster it once was.

If there ever comes a day they need to tear it down, they should just rebuild it all over again.
 

[Madrun Badrun]

Nami has a minor ear infection

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bought a car today. Did not clear with wife.

[Joe Molotov]

Bought a car today. Did not clear with wife.

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Fuck the vet just emailed me saying Nami's blood work indicates mild issues with her kidneys. 

[tiesto]

Hit with another fucking red light cam ticket 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yup got hit with one of those again this year too. I appealed because it was a right on a red. Nope

[Mupepe]

At least you can appeal. In my area appeals aren't even considered unless your car is stolen or you can prove you had a mechanical malfunction.

[Kara]

"Gainsay" has become one of those words that the editors of Warhammer 40,000 stories choose to insert during editing in lieu of the various synonyms writers would naturally use in their writing instead as part of #TheBrand's desire to build a "cohesive" universe where people all talk like idiots, which is a word I generally don't like because (1) it's a stupid Middle English word and Latin-derived words have been the norm for this task since time immemorial and (2) because Gainsay was a fucking awful Magic: the Gathering card.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Saw there was an Eisenhorn game. Loved the books, not sure if I trust a game about it though...

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I've fallen into a rut again.  My weekdays are pretty much work, work out, and spend the rest of my night watching HBO.  On the weekends, after working out I take really long naps, upwards of 4-5 hours.  Then I kick myself because I feel like ass for the rest of the day.  Usually I read for a few hours a week.

Going to try something new starting tomorrow.  I've fallen off on learning languages, playing the guitar, and going on more interesting walks with my dog.

[Kara]

Saw there was an Eisenhorn game. Loved the books, not sure if I trust a game about it though...

It depends on what you liked about the books, tbh.

If you liked Gregor editorializing everything, you'll be alright. (It's a lot like Max Payne.)

If you liked the investigative part of the stories, you'll be unsatisfied. (It's a combat-driven dungeon crawler RPG.)

idk why they didn't do something in the vein of a Telltale Games series (hard choices are after all one the noteworthy things about the books... which is saying a lot when characters in 40K like have to decide whether or not to kill an entire planet on the reg), but Pontius Glaw already has his fabulous mechanical body now.

[CatsCatsCats]

Accidentally sent out a version of my resume I used to apply for a dispensary job touting my knowledge of marijuana for an unrelated job 

[toku]

Got packaging tape on my lip. There was blood.

[Phoenix Dark]

Got packaging tape on my lip. There was blood.

I still love you.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Accidentally sent out a version of my resume I used to apply for a dispensary job touting my knowledge of marijuana for an unrelated job 

Oh god. This is so awesome.

[Joe Molotov]

Accidentally sent out a version of my resume I used to apply for a dispensary job touting my knowledge of marijuana for an unrelated job 

[Madrun Badrun]

Got packaging tape on my lip. There was blood.

What kind of thin-lipped vagina mouth do you have? 

[TakingBackSunday]

tweaked my neck and now moving around like a robot 

[Madrun Badrun]

I had back and neck issues a year and a half ago.  Man did that suck.  Made me realizes I actually have to put some effort into stretching as I get older. 

[brawndolicious]

Accidentally sent out a version of my resume I used to apply for a dispensary job touting my knowledge of marijuana for an unrelated job 

Whoever got that resume knows and hopes that you will call them up and give some bullshit explaining away the mistake. That's what you should do. "my usage is of course strictly medicinal so I wanted to apply my skills at a coop that caters to those types of customers *winkwink*"

They're either disqualifying you instantly or actually excited now. You are now the applicant that sticks out the most.

[CatsCatsCats]

I figured sending off an explanation would look stupid, I'm going with "this is my resume, deal with it." I don't expect to hear back.

[chronovore]

 Woke up Sunday morning with a swollen cheek, turning me into Marlon Brando on half my face. It got worse through Monday. Went to the dentist; it might be an infected root. I'm on antibiotics now. 

[Tasty]

Had an infected root six years ago. Probably the worst pain I've ever experienced. I couldn't sleep, or read, or even watch a video. I was pounding the wall in my room towards the end of it.

After two weeks I got a dentist to knock it out. Took like 10 minutes and I felt amazing after, even with the threat of dry socket.

[T234]

I ate some outdated peanut butter on accident. :'(

TERRIBLE SQUITS AHOY

[chronovore]

Had an infected root six years ago. Probably the worst pain I've ever experienced. I couldn't sleep, or read, or even watch a video. I was pounding the wall in my room towards the end of it.

After two weeks I got a dentist to knock it out. Took like 10 minutes and I felt amazing after, even with the threat of dry socket.

I've had it before as well. It's miserable. Not only was it so insanely painful as you describe, the dentist who eventually treated me for it tried to use minimal anesthesia. After four or five rounds of local injections instead of stopping it at the jaw hinge, when he tried to start drilling despite my insistence that I was in incredible pain when it was just barely touched, I came very close to punching him. I was probably in lizard brain territory by that point.