What the fuck is up today?
First I get grope several times by a TSA agent, who cupped my balls several times, once hard enough to leave them sore. Then I get on a flight in a puddle jumper and the stewardess's seat is literally right next to mine. I pop out Dragon Quest 7 on my DS and start playing. A minute or so after take off as we're doing the climb she leans over and is like "Can you really read that fast?" I was like, "Uh, yeah." And I left it at that. A minute or so later she leans in again and asks what's going on in the game. I can tell she wants to talk so I close the game tell her about the game. I figured since she was obviously wanting to talk and you guys know I'm always looking for an opportunity to hone my conversation skills, I strike up a conversation with her. And she starts getting comfortable. Like rubbing her breasts on my arm and almost setting her head on my shoulder comfortable. So weird. She's not your typical hot flight attendant, she's just an average woman. But it was strange to have her get to comfy so quick with a complete stranger. At the end of the flight she took a picture with me. What's strange as well is that she used to live in the city I was born in. I think she's the first american that I've met that actually knows where that city is (actually I think there's one other guy who knew it) but she lived there. The whole thing was crazy.
