Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1977710 times)

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I was forced to get one cause that asshole in that scholarship office thing wouldn't give me one until I got a haircut, and since it pays for pretty much everything and I get 1800 $ a month and my dad wouldn't have to pay large sums for a year. So I took one for the team :'(

Don't lie you got it because I told you to.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11048 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:41:33 AM »

looks better, bro

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11049 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:41:26 AM »

Cutting off my long hair was the best thing I ever did. It was fun but you don't need every single person you meet instantly pigeon-holing you.

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Bacchus7 · « **Reply #11050 on:** July 21, 2010, 05:29:12 AM »

Let's face it, Cormac, that Crossfit bod would look stupid under hippie-hair anyway.

chronovore · « **Reply #11051 on:** July 21, 2010, 07:46:39 AM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on July 21, 2010, 05:29:12 AM

Let's face it, Cormac, that Crossfit bod would look stupid under hippie-hair anyway.

No, man. Everyone would mistake him for Clay Guida, and ask him why he had all his tats removed.

Third · « **Reply #11052 on:** July 23, 2010, 05:41:01 PM »

I think I was stoned. Had to cut off a friend from the foto.

Short hair

Third · « **Reply #11053 on:** July 23, 2010, 07:11:17 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 23, 2010, 06:20:49 PM

You look cool dude.

Thanks Wrath.

drohne · « **Reply #11054 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:11:56 PM »

while in vegas recently i realized that i now dress like a pirate. after i took that pic with the johnny depp impersonator some french tourists thought i was part of the act and wanted a pic with me too

Boogie · « **Reply #11055 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:13:59 PM »

DROHNE IS BROWN?!

drohne · « **Reply #11056 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:15:03 PM »

no, the pictures just came out weird, i'm actually chinese

Boogie · « **Reply #11057 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:41:12 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 23, 2010, 09:15:03 PM

no, the pictures just came out weird, i'm actually chinese

*whew*

I'm so relieved.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11058 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:42:06 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 23, 2010, 09:11:56 PM

while in vegas recently i realized that i now dress like a pirate. after i took that pic with the johnny depp impersonator some french tourists thought i was part of the act and wanted a pic with me too

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great, another black hipster

drohne · « **Reply #11059 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:43:17 PM »

we prefer the term blipster

or higga, alternately

Ichirou · « **Reply #11060 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:45:31 PM »

drohne is black!?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11061 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:51:45 PM »

a black pirate? i guess that makes you somalian lolz

drohne · « **Reply #11062 on:** July 23, 2010, 09:55:31 PM »

i'm actually indian but ethiopian people are always like thinking i'm one of them and talking to me in africanese

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #11063 on:** July 23, 2010, 10:16:42 PM »

by the way the women are dressed i can tell it was a chilly day, therefore the scarf was a sensible accessory and not at all hipster wankery.

YA'LL AIN'T GONNA BE LAUGHING WHEN YOUR CAROTID GETS FROZEN SHUT; SHIT IS DANGEROUS

drohne · « **Reply #11064 on:** July 23, 2010, 10:20:24 PM »

i agree that the scarf is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, but not only has it gotten me laid multiple times, the scarf itself has seen more action than most folks on videogame message boards

protip most of you will never employ: a scarf is a really good sextoy, and it's marginally less embarrassing to have on you in public than like a dildo or something

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #11065 on:** July 23, 2010, 10:36:13 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 23, 2010, 10:20:24 PM

i agree that the scarf is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, but not only has it gotten me laid multiple times, the scarf itself has seen more action than most folks on videogame message boards

protip most of you will never employ: a scarf is a really good sextoy, and it's marginally less embarrassing to have on you in public than like a dildo or something

autoerotic asphyxiation

how does a scarf get you laid? conversation starter? do you use it as a basis for self depriciating humor? i would, because if i wore a scarf in the summer my self esteem would depreciate more than the US dollar.
i can't really talk shit as a wear wrinkled 5 dollar threadless t shirts on a daily basis and am little more than a bum, although it works for me--women love to go slumming!

minus the scarf looking good, how much was the coat?

drohne · « **Reply #11066 on:** July 23, 2010, 10:40:05 PM »

it gets me attention basically. and looks good in a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged way. when i wear it my getting laid percentages go way up, statistical fact at this point -- process it how thou wilt. the jacket was like $20 in a portland thrift store like 10 years ago. i bought it when i wanted to look like i was in the strokes, that's how fucking old it is

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11067 on:** July 23, 2010, 10:48:05 PM »

do you like cricket?

drohne · « **Reply #11068 on:** July 23, 2010, 10:56:51 PM »

yeah, hipster chicks make being a dirty fucking hipster so worth it

i'm indian so i do kind of like cricket yeah. it's the only sport we don't completely fucking suck at

Boogie · « **Reply #11069 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:03:51 PM »

Quote from: drohne on July 23, 2010, 10:40:05 PM

it gets me attention basically. and looks good in a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged way. when i wear it my getting laid percentages go way up, statistical fact at this point -- process it how thou wilt.

$:-\$

end me now

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11070 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:04:57 PM »

get a hipster scarf boogie

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #11071 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:05:50 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 23, 2010, 10:54:39 PM

Quote from: drohne on July 23, 2010, 10:40:05 PM
it gets me attention basically. and looks good in a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged way. when i wear it my getting laid percentages go way up, statistical fact at this point -- process it how thou wilt. the jacket was like $20 in a portland thrift store like 10 years ago. i bought it when i wanted to look like i was in the strokes, that's how fucking old it is
Most nerds are amazed to hear things like this. They figure a Family Guy sense of humor and a pizza stained WoW shirt is good enough.

it is good enough, if you look like me that is! i really doubt dronhe would have trouble getting laid no matter what he wore.

drohne · « **Reply #11072 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:47:41 PM »

i'm mainly surprised that nobody is giving me shit about the fauxhawk like THAT'S the detail of my appearance that i'm kind of embarrassed about. it's the only interesting thing i can do with my thinning hair don't fuckin judge me

etiolate · « **Reply #11073 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:49:55 PM »

There's so many places to go with that picture. Give us time.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11074 on:** July 23, 2010, 11:54:59 PM »

the alfalfa look is so hot right now

drohne · « **Reply #11075 on:** July 24, 2010, 12:05:55 AM »

that picture is a few weeks old now it's huge and super awesome i think it's like a vraihawk now

i'm totally using that line tonight

Third · « **Reply #11076 on:** July 24, 2010, 06:58:56 AM »

Eb has more hipsters than GAF.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #11077 on:** July 24, 2010, 07:31:07 AM »

Quote from: Third on July 24, 2010, 06:58:56 AM

Eb has more hipsters than GAF.

It's a forum of the hipsters, by the hipsters, and for the hipsters.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11078 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:30:03 AM »

let's crown your ass

Diunx · « **Reply #11079 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:55:10 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 24, 2010, 10:28:08 AM

<- Getting laid without having to look slightly gay since 1996.

I thought you where younger.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11080 on:** July 24, 2010, 12:29:54 PM »

you're wearing a muse shirt; how the fuck are you getting laid

Diunx · « **Reply #11081 on:** July 24, 2010, 12:41:54 PM »

Muse is cool.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11082 on:** July 24, 2010, 12:52:34 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11083 on:** July 24, 2010, 01:57:17 PM »

Drohne

Mojovonio

Diunx · « **Reply #11084 on:** July 24, 2010, 02:41:07 PM »

I would defend my position but I realize that I would be arguing about music with a guy that was pimping "rebels eat apples" on facebook smh.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11085 on:** July 24, 2010, 02:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 24, 2010, 02:41:07 PM

I would defend my position but I realize that I would be arguing about music with a guy that was pimping "rebels eat apples" on facebook smh.

So you would be arguing with Eric P and RoboJ

Diunx · « **Reply #11086 on:** July 24, 2010, 03:05:54 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #11087 on:** July 24, 2010, 03:07:49 PM »

Too much awesome for hipsters eyes

Third · « **Reply #11088 on:** July 24, 2010, 03:26:05 PM »

Lol, mojovonio likes the Twilight band.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11089 on:** July 24, 2010, 05:28:26 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 24, 2010, 11:39:58 AM

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Just got my hair cut yesterday though.

drohne · « **Reply #11090 on:** July 24, 2010, 09:02:43 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 24, 2010, 07:23:21 AM

uh, is it just me or did you, like, lose a LOT of weight since the last time you posted a pic, drohne?

looking good, btw!

weight's about the same, but i've definitely toned up, thanks dude

Tieno · « **Reply #11091 on:** July 25, 2010, 03:36:12 AM »

OnkelC · « **Reply #11092 on:** July 25, 2010, 03:52:19 AM »

from a newspaper article:

Diunx · « **Reply #11093 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:52:17 AM »

Long hair looks good on you Tieno and Onkel are you a politician or something?

demi · « **Reply #11094 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:56:52 AM »

Onkel is a lawyer. He's our piracy resident. I report all manners of piracy to him and he comes in and sends out DMCA violations to you guys. That's why I have to warn you guys about it.

Plus he has lots of porno.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11095 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:01:12 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 24, 2010, 03:05:54 PM

say what you will, but their early albums are good and they're great live

cajole

drew · « **Reply #11096 on:** July 25, 2010, 11:02:12 AM »

what the fuck is a muse

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11097 on:** July 25, 2010, 12:38:33 PM »

DJ Tony would be proud of your hair, Tieno. You should get a headband.

tiesto · « **Reply #11098 on:** July 25, 2010, 04:29:47 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on July 25, 2010, 03:36:12 AM

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Hyde from That 70's Show?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11099 on:** July 25, 2010, 07:09:08 PM »

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