The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Saint Cornelius]

ur on my dick gay bear! 

[CHOW CHOW]

alright , feel free to continue stalking but i'm never acknowledging this dude ever again, in any way shape or form.  i've never come across a more deplorable human being...

ur hideously disfigured, u look like some kind of hideous cartoon bird with ur beard shaved off

ur fat and out of shape

ur ginger

ur constantly angry, bitter, and miserable

u attack everyone unprovoked

ur hypocritical beyond belief

ur so pathetic u buy plane tickets for a female on a web forum that lives half a country away, and then simp on others via pm after pm

u play the magic card game

i've never come across a bigger loser in my entire life, well at least online

that shuts the book on u, peace mr. e-thug

[tehjaybo]

ur fat and out of shape

ur ginger

u play the magic card game

 

[Saint Cornelius]

 

gay bear, if my dick is the planet, then where are you?

[Saint Cornelius]

i just deleted that whole thing... stfu and take your squabble to oa

make sure to leave gay bear's meltdown up, k? no signs of favoritism here!

[Ganhyun]

 

at implying that playing Magic the Gathering is a bad thing.

[Saint Cornelius]

It's cool guys. Magic is awful, posting someone else's pic and pretending to be them for years is cool!



totally, brah

[Reb]

Ban both the losers, leper me for backfire fun.

[Saint Cornelius]

Bitch, I'm a fucking icon. Ban yourself.

[Propagandhim]

I'm sorry, I was looking for Greenvile, but must've took a wrong turn into MEANville. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

i'm going to see flute girl tonight, looking like this.    the last time she saw me was like a year and a half ago so she probably thinks I still look pretty (especially since my profile pics were taken then, which i'd forgotten), disappointmenton total

[recursivelyenumerable]

I was planning to get a haircut this week actually, but never got around to it.  You think that would help?  But I don't have time as our non-date starts directly after work.  A change of clothes is about all I can manage.

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's not really a date at all btw, she just asked me to come see her show and talk to her afterwards.  She sounded pretty happy to hear from me though, I was surprised she remembered me at all.

[recursivelyenumerable]

This is my myspace profile pic from spring 2007.  Notice the distinct lack of visible acne scarring.     I think I've gained weight too.

[Yeti]

I think if you smiled more you wouldn't look so dead inside. 

[Cyanista]

You look a lot like my ex.  FOAD.

Wait, your ex's name is Foad and looks like propa?

Where is he from?

His name is Skott but that's neither here nor there.  FOAD = fuck off and die, mate!   

[recursivelyenumerable]

Dead inside?  Truth in advertising.  Actually I smile in real life often enough, I'm just self-conscious about it in pics cuz I look kinda goofy when I smile.

 Case in point:

ugh.

[tehjaybo]

Dead inside?  Truth in advertising.  Actually I smile in real life often enough, I'm just self-conscious about it in pics cuz I look kinda goofy when I smile.

 Case in point: (Image removed from quote.)

That's a pretty forced smile though.  I think you'd be alright if it was just genuine and you weren't having to do it for an example.

[Kestastrophe]

Is Skott the baby daddy?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I think you'd be alright if it was just genuine and you weren't having to do it for an example.

Yeah maybe, but that's why I don't for pics.

[tehjaybo]

I think you'd be alright if it was just genuine and you weren't having to do it for an example.

Yeah maybe, but that's why I don't for pics.

Fair point.  But, I don't think you look goofy when you smile.  And not all pics have to be forced.  Depends on what's going on.

[Cyanista]

No!  Ellrick is my babydaddy.  That's not his name IRL, of course, but he doesn't look like Propaghandim.

[Kestastrophe]

No!  Ellrick is my babydaddy. 

found him

[Cyanista]

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[elektrikluv]

Dead inside?  Truth in advertising.  Actually I smile in real life often enough, I'm just self-conscious about it in pics cuz I look kinda goofy when I smile.

 Case in point: (Image removed from quote.)

ugh.

Aww, that's a lot better, Although I know what you mean about smiling, I smile and laugh all the time IRL but can't bring myself to show teeth in pictures because I think it looks goofy in photos

I think your hair looks fine as it is good luck with flute girl!

[recursivelyenumerable]

  thanks.  OK agenda for the rest of the day is less whining and attention whoring, more WPFing!

[recursivelyenumerable]

I really liked how my hair was when I last got it cut three months or so ago, so I'm just gonna ask them to take three months' worth of growth off.  Wish I remembered the name of the guy who cut it.

[Cyanista]

Cut your hair, you look like a slob.  Women like clean-cut men, it's fact.

[tehjaybo]

Cut your hair, you look like a slob.  Women like clean-cut men, it's fact.

Cyanista with the Real Talk.

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[recursivelyenumerable]

yeah, well women will just have to deal until i have a chance to get it cut this weekend.  being a man of importance, i've been burdened with matters slightly more weighty than catering to their every whim, you know?

[Phoenix Dark]

Crappy pic of me waking up to head to the gym


check out my blanket yo

[The Fake Shemp]

Cut your hair, you look like a slob.  Women like clean-cut men, it's fact.

Eh, there's a bunch of women that like long hair too.  Usually they're crazy, though.

But crazy chicks are the best in the sack.

[Reb]

Wait, isn't Cyanista one of the crazy ones?

[The Fake Shemp]

Eh, she has a kid.

[recursivelyenumerable]

So do you guys think I should dress up for the occasion?  I was planning to just wear jeans and a polo shirt or something, because I didn't want to come off as presumptuous like I'm expecting something to happen between us just because she asked me to come to her show (which is just her informal solo act at the coffeeshop down the block from my old place) and chat a bit about collaborating on music together, it's nothing like a date or anything, but if I look so offensively slovenly maybe wearing a nice button-down shirt and dress pants would counteract that impression a bit.

[dammitmattt]

Tip - go to a decent-to-good gay hairstylist.  Look through their book of haircuts to find a few styles you like.  Tell him to cut your hair messy and short like a few pictures in the book.  Get him to teach you how to use hair product.  That will help a lot.  That long hair just doesn't work for most people :/

[The Fake Shemp]

Wear a pair of jeans and a duster with no shirt.

[Phoenix Dark]

you still a virgin, pd? want me to help you out with that? 

Only if you cook for me first

[recursivelyenumerable]

Eh, there's a bunch of women that like long hair too.  Usually they're crazy, though.

Yeah, I've had a lot of women tell me they like my hair long and that I shouldn't cut it, and until now I've never had any tell me they dislike it but maybe the ones who do are just keeping it to themselves what with social conventions and niceties and all.

[recursivelyenumerable]

You guys really don't need to give me hair advice.  I know how I like my hair and it was highly acclaimed as recently as a month ago.  I just was preoccupied with work and music and the internet and stuff and went without getting it cut for longer than I'd planned.

[The Fake Shemp]

Have you thought about cutting your hair, though?

[recursivelyenumerable]

cut my hair?   why the fuck would I want to do that?  dude, my hair is part of my body, and you want me to hack at it with like a knife or something?  do I look like a cutter?

[Phoenix Dark]

hmm. depends. how big is your cock?

Depends on the weather actually

[muckhole]

hmm. depends. how big is your cock?

Depends on the weather actually

  "Forecast shows an 80% chance of dick."

[dammitmattt]

You guys really don't need to give me hair advice.  I know how I like my hair and it was highly acclaimed as recently as a month ago.  I just was preoccupied with work and music and the internet and stuff and went without getting it cut for longer than I'd planned.

The question is, how far has your current hairstyle gotten you with the ladies?

[recursivelyenumerable]

No hairstyle I've ever had has gotten me anywhere with the ladies, short, long, whatever, so that's not a very fruitful angle.  FWIW, the last woman I slept with said she liked me for my eyebrows.  But that was before the most recent and worst wave of acne scarring.  With the way my skin now is I don't know if success is possible with any hairstyle.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Also, according to dammitmattt's profile he lives in Birmingham, women there are probably less receptive to deviations from traditionally masculine style conventions.

[Phoenix Dark]

who's profile?

[recursivelyenumerable]

you do, remind me of the babe

[dammitmattt]

Also, according to dammitmattt's profile he lives in Birmingham, women there are probably less receptive to deviations from traditionally masculine style conventions.

Stereotype much?  I'm not talking about getting the douchebag frat boy long in the front hairstyle that's extremely popular in the south.  I'm saying that you should get something shorter and messier - think the picture of the dude that was posted earlier in this thread or Ryan Seacrest or Brad Pitt.  Something like that.  It's easier to maintain, it looks more professional, and the older you get, the less girls you're going to find that want you to have long hair.

It's just a suggestion.  Take it or leave it, but I think it will help.

[WrikaWrek]

The whole Christian Slater look you are tryin to pull might not be ideal. But i'm no expert, personally looks normal to me.

[Flannel Boy]

hmm. depends. how big is your cock?

Depends on the weather actually

  "Forecast shows an 80% chance of dick."

Malek's forecast calls for a 100% chance of moisture thanks to high pressure. Expect the Jet Stream to leave a towering cumulus.

[lennedsay]

One eyed moisture missile

[recursivelyenumerable]

I'm saying that you should get something shorter and messier

which is basically what I had three months ago:



and which is what i'm going to ask for next time i get it cut.  sadly i can't get my less horrible skin from that time back as well.

[recursivelyenumerable]

now tell me how wide the margins on the comboboxes in this dialog should be!

[Phoenix Dark]

way too much recursive talk, way too little PD lovin  :'(

I'm feeling jealous

[The Fake Shemp]

Why would we talk about you?  You're hideous and recursive is dreamy!

[Flannel Boy]

way too much recursive talk, way too little PD lovin  :'(

I'm feeling jealous

fine.

hmm. depends. how big is your cock?

Depends on the weather actually

Yeah, depends on whether you're looking at cheeseburger-cock.

There.

[recursivelyenumerable]

way too much recursive talk, way too little PD lovin  Cry

you just need to own your attentionwhoredom, as I do.  Now let's talk about Fitt's Law affordances.

[The Fake Shemp]

Wow, I don't think we've talked about cheeseburger cock in ages.  I missed you, Malek!