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Coming from white suburbia on the border of redneck boonies, all our dogs growing up used to range from confused and scared to pissed in regard to black people. Now though we live in civilized land, but it's still predominantly white. Our one dog now will get freaked out by black guys, but she just gets freaked out by guys anyway so I don't really think she's all that racist, just sexist.

Our other dog though... Omg he's so chill and doesn't really give a shit about much, but when black people come over, he's completely head over heels for them! He's completely in love with our one friend's wife, and every time she comes over, he's up her ass the whole time. A few times she brought over her nephew who was just a few months old, and I was so worried about how the dogs would act since they've never been around kids really, but I turned around, and Kobe was on the couch next to the baby, keeping a safe distance, and licking him all over his face. He was shaking all over with excitement, and would not stop with the fucking kisses, and the kid loved it. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen, because that dog know what "kisses" means and will only rarely do it on demand. He's anti-kisser, and doesn't get excited about much.
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Just read/posted in that thread. If that guy got banned for calling out white people for weird things white people do, then that asshole with the "stereotypical female" post needs to get banned.

Honestly though, I bet if you post on FB and ask men and women, you'd get more women that would say, "Yea it's gross but I just love my little guy!!!!11111!1!!!1"
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Coming from white suburbia on the border of redneck boonies, all our dogs growing up used to range from confused and scared to pissed in regard to black people. Now though we live in civilized land, but it's still predominantly white. Our one dog now will get freaked out by black guys, but she just gets freaked out by guys anyway so I don't really think she's all that racist, just sexist.

Our other dog though... Omg he's so chill and doesn't really give a shit about much, but when black people come over, he's completely head over heels for them! He's completely in love with our one friend's wife, and every time she comes over, he's up her ass the whole time. A few times she brought over her nephew who was just a few months old, and I was so worried about how the dogs would act since they've never been around kids really, but I turned around, and Kobe was on the couch next to the baby, keeping a safe distance, and licking him all over his face. He was shaking all over with excitement, and would not stop with the fucking kisses, and the kid loved it. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen, because that dog know what "kisses" means and will only rarely do it on demand. He's anti-kisser, and doesn't get excited about much.

Your comments are confusing.  I live in redneck country and the dogs we've had never gave a shit either way about the color of others.  Any dogs that get worked up over black people are probably the fault of the owners, who sense their hatred of dem coloreds.
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Stoney Mason

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IRL I've never seen a dog that was especially weird about black people or white people. I'm not saying it never happens. I'm saying the amount of time spent on the subject over the internet is most likely disproportionate. If there were studies done on such things I would guess dogs are potentially reacting to lots of other stimuli or interactions going on.

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I've seen dogs act strange around males and not females though, because they were abused and they're scared as shit of men.
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I've seen dogs act strange around males and not females though, because they were abused and they're scared as shit of men.

lesbian dogs? :teehee
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female and male humans.
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And it could very well be true about the stimuli thing. Our dogs I had as a kid were guard dogs, so they could have not liked someone for a multitude of reasons. I just remember once my mom running out of the house and looking out seeing the black UPS guy on top of his truck because he was freaked out by the dogs, and my mom grabbing the dogs and apologizing. They were in trouble for awhile for that one.

Our female dog we have now is freaked out by men because our guy friends would tease her when she was a baby. She'll warm up to them, but it takes forever. She's much more comfortable with women.
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If that guy got banned for calling out white people for weird things white people do, then that asshole with the "stereotypical female" post needs to get banned.

Dont be a dyke. Let him speak his mind.
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It'd be one thing if he was posting here, but it's GAF. Somebody got banned for saying something about white people, which was a complete BS ban, so ban that guy for that comment too. There's no rhyme or reason to bannage on GAF, which is fucking stupid, so just ban everybody for anything questionable said.
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I like your draconian rule, lennedsay. It looks good on you. :-*
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There was an episode of King of the Hill that covers this. Essentially, dogs can pick up on 'tells' from their owners that the owners themselves are unaware of.  So if you act differently around other ethnic persons the dog can tell that youre nervous and may identify them as a threat.
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I love how that episode was resolved. It wasn't that Hank was racist it was just that he hated Maintenance men :lol
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[youtube=560,345]n4tqXoFnR6k[/youtube]

HOLY SHIT :lol
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I love how that episode was resolved. It wasn't that Hank was racist it was just that he hated Maintenance men :lol

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Her
« Reply #14116 on: August 09, 2010, 07:20:34 AM »
http://secondapps.com/neogaf/showthread.php?t=403470


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There was an episode of King of the Hill that covers this. Essentially, dogs can pick up on 'tells' from their owners that the owners themselves are unaware of.  So if you act differently around other ethnic persons the dog can tell that youre nervous and may identify them as a threat.

Is there nothing King of the Hill can't teach us!

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Dude on the corvette forum messing with some guy and a girl getting it on

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[youtube=560,345]#![/youtube]

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Bacon milk  :drool
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Himu

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There was an episode of King of the Hill that covers this. Essentially, dogs can pick up on 'tells' from their owners that the owners themselves are unaware of.  So if you act differently around other ethnic persons the dog can tell that youre nervous and may identify them as a threat.

Is there nothing King of the Hill can't teach us!

 :bow2


:bow king of the hill
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nature doesn't work like that.
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Green Man thinks that pigs and tigers can mate.  :lol
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[youtube=560,345]YuIgKzroLH0[/youtube]

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"It's that damn Betty White! She's so hot right now!"
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She looks like Courtney Cox.
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betty white IS hott

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I'd still let bullock lick my choda
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[youtube=560,345]MhNZZZtfXmo[/youtube]
Can we get please a mob together to kill everyone involved with and interested in this? Seriously.
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PAGING MAGUS AND DRINKY
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there is something for everyone.  :teehee

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Stoney Mason

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There was an episode of King of the Hill that covers this. Essentially, dogs can pick up on 'tells' from their owners that the owners themselves are unaware of.  So if you act differently around other ethnic persons the dog can tell that youre nervous and may identify them as a threat.

Is there nothing King of the Hill can't teach us!

 :bow2



:bow king of the hill


Funny enough this episode came on tonight. I had forgotten that Bernie Mack played the part of the repair guy.

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Hahahah, that was Bernie Mac? His humor is definitely missed.
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 :'(
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BlueTsunami

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Look what I found, apparently Shake directed his first Music video and its starring Cheebs...

[youtube=560,345]A0H3bJHWGl4[/youtube]
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FINALLY coming out on DVD in January:
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Christopher Nolan officially considered a threat to George Lucas' legacy (such as it is) confirmed.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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I once thought about going to watch Inception but decided to stay home and jack off instead.  One of the better decisions I made recently.
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I dont know if this was posted but its great

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He's like stoned, drunk, and just woke up or something.

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Almost

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Someone tell TripleA he needs some fucking glasses

Olivia Wilde Homo

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I looked at WYL today (lol) and found that there is a 181 post thread for the new Weezer album.

Weezer.

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The new Weezer album cover is pretty awesome though.

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The new Weezer album cover is pretty awesome though.

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weezer sucks
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Himu

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There was an episode of King of the Hill that covers this. Essentially, dogs can pick up on 'tells' from their owners that the owners themselves are unaware of.  So if you act differently around other ethnic persons the dog can tell that youre nervous and may identify them as a threat.

Is there nothing King of the Hill can't teach us!

 :bow2



:bow king of the hill


Funny enough this episode came on tonight. I had forgotten that Bernie Mack played the part of the repair guy.


I'm still mad KOTH didn't get a proper ending.
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Stoney Mason

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I'm still mad KOTH didn't get a proper ending.

I hear you in a sense but honestly it was never that kind of show that needed some grand finale.

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The new Weezer album cover is pretty awesome though.

Seriously? Oh, nice Keamy avatar. I guess I understand where you're coming from, as a Lost fan.

As someone who really, really liked The Blue Album & Pinkerton: fuuuuuuuuuuuck Rivers Cuomo
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Awesome way to quit your job!

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

EDIT: Didn't see that there was a thread made!
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The new Weezer album cover is pretty awesome though.

Seriously? Oh, nice Keamy avatar. I guess I understand where you're coming from, as a Lost fan.

As someone who really, really liked The Blue Album & Pinkerton: fuuuuuuuuuuuck Rivers Cuomo

It is a picture of Jorge Garcia and nothing else. I think that's hilarious.