I think you're taking this shit way too seriously, girl. I never said you looked awful, you called yourself a rere, I never even use that term, I think it's stupid. If you normally assume you look ugly, that's your problem.
I'm joking with the both of you. Wrath knows I am, you seem to be having trouble with that concept. And don't get on my ass about sexist generalizations, you just did it yourself.
I figure if you're married you should be a little more secure than this, that's why I made a joke. Obviously my assumption was incorrect. Fuck.