Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1956033 times)

Yeah the clothes look fine FM, although I'd second that they're probably a bit too baggy. I've kinda got the whole "getting too chubby for the smaller size but the larger size doesn't fit properly either" thing going on too and it sucks, and my clothes aren't really worth having alterations done. I need to actually get out and go exercise more.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13271 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:59:51 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 30, 2011, 05:48:13 PM

The shoes are nice,

they look like they're part of the Darius Rucker Collection

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13272 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:00:30 PM »

seriously dude just go to the mall. buy some nikes ffs

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13273 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:03:59 PM »

I'm torn because on one hand, fashion advice on EB and on the other, FM really does look pretty schlubby despite obviously putting some time and money into his wardrobe.

BlackMage · « **Reply #13274 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:27:03 PM »

why cant people buy normal shoes anymore.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #13275 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:29:57 PM »

i think fm has the right idea, but he's still in the transition period. he knows what looks works for him but not exactly what fit or size. i'd like to think we've all been there before because i know i have. wasted so much time and money on clothes which i should've bought a size or two smaller and some shouldn't have made it into my closet.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13276 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:35:50 PM »

a symptom of buying online, perhaps.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13277 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:18:25 AM »

We need to go back to square one and see him naked first

Mupepe · « **Reply #13278 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:46:11 AM »

*shrug* I don't think FM looks horrible. Definitely not good, but he's not an eyesore. the biggest issue is how much he spent on the clothes. that outfit (except the shoes) can be purchased at wal mart for like 30 bucks or less.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13279 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:31:01 PM »

I buy boxers online, and I just give money to my mom to buy my other clothes whenever she goes to the mall since I hate going. She knows more about my sizes than I do so I never get stuck with bad stuff.

Diunx · « **Reply #13280 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:50:35 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13281 on:** August 31, 2011, 03:24:19 PM »

What's wrong with that? I don't like shopping for clothes, my mom shops a lot...it makes perfect sense; I pay for everything.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13282 on:** August 31, 2011, 03:36:23 PM »

I said I buy my boxers online! My mom gets shirts, jeans, etc.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13283 on:** August 31, 2011, 06:08:55 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 31, 2011, 05:09:57 PM

Yeah, gotta be a troll. If not, sorry PD but letting your mom pick your clothes makes you a bitch. Like, everyone must have decided you're trolling because how else could they pile on FM for his somewhat questionable attire and leave the fact that your mom dresses you alone?

I didn't pile on FM!

Bebpo · « **Reply #13284 on:** August 31, 2011, 06:31:16 PM »

I buy my clothes but I haaaaaaaaaaaate clothes shopping, so I go like once every 2 years and just buy a bunch in bulk.

lennedsay · « **Reply #13285 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:26:56 PM »

I buy all my husband's clothes, and I know what styles he likes and all his sizes. But then again, he comes into my vagina, he didn't come out of it.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #13286 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:34:28 PM »

Close thread.

BlackMage · « **Reply #13287 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:35:55 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 08:26:56 PM

I buy all my husband's clothes, and I know what styles he likes and all his sizes. But then again, he comes into my vagina, he didn't come out of it.

I don't know how I feel about this comment.

Himu · « **Reply #13288 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:36:43 PM »

Len, I've always wanted to know. What does it feel like to be blasted in the cooch with man juice?

BlackMage · « **Reply #13289 on:** August 31, 2011, 08:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 08:36:43 PM

Len, I've always wanted to know. What does it feel like to be blasted in the cooch with man juice?

take a syringe of warm water and shoot it up your penis hole.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13290 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:13:02 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 08:26:56 PM

I buy all my husband's clothes, and I know what styles he likes and all his sizes. But then again, he comes into my vagina, he didn't come out of it.

jaw on floor

brob · « **Reply #13291 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:19:30 PM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #13292 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:28:40 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 08:36:43 PM

Len, I've always wanted to know. What does it feel like to be blasted in the cooch with man juice?

It doesn't really feel any different, because it's body temp fluids mixing with body temp body parts. It does feel kinda funny coming out. All I can think about is how it's going to be messy if I don't get a kleenex or something, and if it gets on the bed, I'm going to be rolling over into an unsatisfying cold, wet spot all night. Just the idea of it and what it means is really the only sexy part.

Oh... I mean it's amazing and I orgasm just thinking about it.

It's our anniversary btw.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13293 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:36:01 PM »

jaw still on floor

Himu · « **Reply #13294 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:37:47 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 09:28:40 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 08:36:43 PM
Len, I've always wanted to know. What does it feel like to be blasted in the cooch with man juice?

It doesn't really feel any different, because it's body temp fluids mixing with body temp body parts. It does feel kinda funny coming out. All I can think about is how it's going to be messy if I don't get a kleenex or something, and if it gets on the bed, I'm going to be rolling over into an unsatisfying cold, wet spot all night. Just the idea of it and what it means is really the only sexy part.

Oh... I mean it's amazing and I orgasm just thinking about it.

It's our anniversary btw.

So what if it's a really powerful shot? When I do it, I shoot out 3-4 powerful shots. You don't feel it???

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13295 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:42:48 PM »

not all the way from Houston, Himuro

lennedsay · « **Reply #13296 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:02:39 PM »

Oh of course I can feel it!! Those are the best!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nope, and by that point in your sexcapade, this probably is making an appearance:

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BlackMage · « **Reply #13297 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:36:55 PM »

that's kind of disappointing, eh Himu? $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #13298 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:08:15 PM »

It is

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13299 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:30:43 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 08:26:56 PM

I buy all my husband's clothes, and I know what styles he likes and all his sizes.

Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 08:26:56 PM

1 But then again, he comes into my vagina, he didn't come out of it.

cold blooded

lennedsay · « **Reply #13300 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:31:05 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 11:08:15 PM

It is

Don't get me wrong though. There's not much more sexy than full on explosion in your vagina, but mostly because the whole pull-and-pray can be so awkward/unsexy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Seriously though, the idea of it is totally hot. I feel like I get screwed out of something if he pulls out. I just can't physically feel it shooting in.

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etiolate · « **Reply #13301 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:35:32 PM »

Do you feel like you're a twinkie afterwards?

demi · « **Reply #13302 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:38:08 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 09:28:40 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 08:36:43 PM
Len, I've always wanted to know. What does it feel like to be blasted in the cooch with man juice?

It doesn't really feel any different, because it's body temp fluids mixing with body temp body parts. It does feel kinda funny coming out. All I can think about is how it's going to be messy if I don't get a kleenex or something, and if it gets on the bed, I'm going to be rolling over into an unsatisfying cold, wet spot all night. Just the idea of it and what it means is really the only sexy part.

Oh... I mean it's amazing and I orgasm just thinking about it.

It's our anniversary btw.

I fucking love watching creampies. They look so fun.

lennedsay · « **Reply #13303 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:38:16 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 31, 2011, 11:35:32 PM

Do you feel like you're a twinkie afterwards?

I dunno? I think the consistency is all wrong, but I've never eaten a twinkie, so maybe I'm wrong.

demi · « **Reply #13304 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:39:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2011, 01:31:01 PM

I buy boxers online, and I just give money to my mom to buy my other clothes whenever she goes to the mall since I hate going. She knows more about my sizes than I do so I never get stuck with bad stuff.

rofl.

BlackMage · « **Reply #13305 on:** September 01, 2011, 01:16:55 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 31, 2011, 11:39:37 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2011, 01:31:01 PM
I buy boxers online, and I just give money to my mom to buy my other clothes whenever she goes to the mall since I hate going. She knows more about my sizes than I do so I never get stuck with bad stuff.

rofl.

what are you laughing about? doesn't your mom have to help you put pants on those lifeless sticks you call legs?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13306 on:** September 01, 2011, 01:22:09 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 11:08:15 PM

It is

That's why you should always shoot on the face. Didn't you learn anything from years of watching blacks on blondes? SMH

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13307 on:** September 01, 2011, 01:39:42 AM »

I haven't seen blacks on blondes in ages. Well, I guess I know what I'll be doing before bed now

BlackMage · « **Reply #13308 on:** September 01, 2011, 01:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2011, 01:39:42 AM

I haven't seen blacks on blondes in ages. Well, I guess I know what I'll be doing before bed now

me too! LET'S RELEASE SIMULTANEOUSLY!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13309 on:** September 01, 2011, 01:45:48 AM »

I guess I know what I won't be doing before bed afterall

BlackMage · « **Reply #13310 on:** September 01, 2011, 01:47:50 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2011, 01:45:48 AM

I guess I know what I won't be doing before bed afterall

no more blonde dudes boning black chicks? more for me!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13311 on:** September 01, 2011, 02:50:11 AM »

Lennesday for first female icon.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13312 on:** September 01, 2011, 08:35:40 AM »

It's a big deal if you're a grown up.

lennedsay · « **Reply #13313 on:** September 01, 2011, 08:57:03 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on September 01, 2011, 08:35:40 AM

It's a big deal if you're a grown up.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13314 on:** September 01, 2011, 09:04:12 AM »

pd how does it feel to get fucked in the ass by a white chick. feel good, brah?

chronovore · « **Reply #13315 on:** September 01, 2011, 10:12:52 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 01, 2011, 09:23:25 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on September 01, 2011, 08:35:40 AM
It's a big deal if you're a grown up.

Then I guess I'm okay then.

But you had to ask, so you're probably not.

Himu · « **Reply #13316 on:** September 01, 2011, 12:13:10 PM »

second one pref

Diunx · « **Reply #13317 on:** September 01, 2011, 12:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 01, 2011, 11:52:54 AM

And here's some pics of my ugly mug to ruin that for ya biz:

At the Eid:

(Image removed from quote.)

Reported.

Himu · « **Reply #13318 on:** September 01, 2011, 12:29:13 PM »

i always laugh when i see some saudi dude wearing that garb wearing sunglasses. for some reason it's just hilarious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13319 on:** September 01, 2011, 10:56:33 PM »

my nicca looking fierce. oh man you'd be so baller with a full beard though

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