The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[TakingBackSunday]

assholes  :'(

[Mupepe]

I never get in on time   I saw BN about to pop and was hoping a little more fuel might make him explode Himu-style

[TakingBackSunday]

I will never rage quit the the bore like that

I do have terribly thin skin though

[etiolate]

the forum has always been mad jelly of anyone gettin poon

[TakingBackSunday]

well add me to that list, I've hit a dry spell as of late.

[Madrun Badrun]

[etiolate]

[TakingBackSunday]

I'm having a bad day aren't I

[BlueTsunami]

Its like you got e-pantsed, turned around and gave the camera a goofy look like 'You got me guys!' as you shrug your shoulders and then someone sneaks up behind you and pulls down your boxers

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i too like to discuss the sexual features of my friends including how tight their vag is and the shape of their ass

[TakingBackSunday]

Its like you got e-pantsed, turned around and gave the camera a goofy look like 'You got me guys!' as you shrug your shoulders and then someone sneaks up behind you and pulls down your boxers

how did you know about my elementary school experience  :'(

[Barry Egan]

*sigh* BN, you remind me so much of the parts of myself that I hate. 

[TakingBackSunday]

that's harsh 

[TakingBackSunday]

Methodis making fun of me is not new, biz!

[Phoenix Dark]

Sounds like Biz is butthurt he doesn't have any female friends as attractive as BN's. Cry more, Captain America

[etiolate]

My and my cousin. Plz don't sexualize her fistful. I don't want to offend Mr Business.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why would any man want an attractive female friend?

Some of us view females as more than sex/dating objects, and base friendships on more than how unattractive or attractive someone is.

[Madrun Badrun]

Nope, speaking for my people, we don't want female friends either.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is this the same "us" that has never had sex or a meaningful relationship with a woman?

Dunno, I'm not apart of that group. Let me ask Fistfull

I'm referring to regular guys who don't judge women

[Phoenix Dark]

Regular guys who don't judge women but make up stories about dating them? There's no way for you to take the moral high ground, PD.

What's immoral about that? I didn't know you were such a fundamentalist

[Barry Egan]

does BN ever post pictures with average looking girls?  I'm positive he values looks very very highly.  He wants to be "in" with the pretty crowd.     God it's like reliving the college years all over again.

[Madrun Badrun]

I like how his picture accessory moved from scarfs to women.  This is a positive progression but I fear an existential crisis when female accessories will no longer be enough since there is nothing that will trump that. 

[Cormacaroni]

he'll transition his Shoulder Candy portfolio to minor celebs

[BlueTsunami]

I like how his picture accessory moved from scarfs to women.  This is a positive progression but I fear an existential crisis when female accessories will no longer be enough since there is nothing that will trump that. 

Well the next logical jump is to wear their skin, of course

[Madrun Badrun]

Then BN would be the one with a nice ass!

[TakingBackSunday]

does BN ever post pictures with average looking girls?  I'm positive he values looks very very highly.  He wants to be "in" with the pretty crowd.     God it's like reliving the college years all over again.

I'm lucky to even get pictures with a female in the first place.  I've been antisocial as of late

[TakingBackSunday]

my life is an open (face)book

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea BN you shouldn't have to defend yourself. You posted the pic, your decision. I don't think any serious person thinks you're some creepy loser

[CajoleJuice]

what the fuck happened here

[Brehvolution]

I wish biz just said "pics or stfu". It would have been way more productive.

[tiesto]

All the way on the left..

[Groogrux]

Have they ever said when your episode of Geek Love is going to go up?

[Groogrux]

The first guy was bad.  The blond chick was cute and I liked her personality.  I would hope he wouldn't be too bad off?

[tiesto]

Have they ever said when your episode of Geek Love is going to go up?

I think it might be going up really soon... because IGN had the roster of people who they filmed and Brittany (the girl who chose me) was #3 on the list.

After watching the first couple episodes on YouTube, for his sake I hope never. My shoulders starte cramping from all the cringing I was doing.

I was a little nerve-wracked by the whole filming thing so I probably come across as pretty awkward. 
Still wondering what they're gonna keep and cut from our talking. Probably not gonna cut the whole discussion we had on football or me going to raves for fun

[Flannel Boy]

I was more nerve-wracked by the whole filming thing than I was for being with a girl so I probably come across as pretty awkward. 

Probably what Geek Love is going for.

[Flannel Boy]

tiesto: Somebody had to take Brittany home, then I noticed she was sitting on- her- sweet can . . .  so I grabbed- her- sweet can. . . . -Ohhhh, just thinking about- her- can. . . . -I just wish I had- her- sweet, sweet- s-s-sweet can. . . .
Godfrey Jones: So, Mr. Tiesto, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? Your silence will only incriminate you further.  No don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Tiesto, noooo!
TV Announcer: Dramatization: may not have happened.

[Mupepe]

 

[tiesto]

Unfortunately since it's TV you were probably exploited. That's show business. But it's just speculation at this point--maybe they painted you in a really positive light to give hope to the rest of us!

Yeah, well I do know that Ryan, the show's producer, was asked by TLC (who aired the first season of the show) to try and give the show a more mocking tone but he relented (thus, why the show is internet-only this season). Which is a good thing for me!

In the second episode, the Juliet cosplayer picked a guy who I happen to know in real life (met him at another con), and the show didn't make him look too bad (he is a pretty social and outgoing guy in person), so there's some hope!

Still, after a few dates with the girl, it's a shame she wasn't interested... she was certainly very cute so even if I come across as a big gamer dork, hey at least an attractive girl picked me 

[tiesto]

Nope, none of it was scripted although there was one or two parts where the camerawoman asked me questions like "what did you first notice about Brittany?", "tell us about what you hope for the future?" And they told us they wanted to film us take part in this event they had at Comic Con where you can shoot people dressed like Star wars bad guys with Nerf guns (OBVIOUSLY not my idea). And finally at the end they staged a few scenes where we were filmed walking off into the distance together (they gave us the option to hold hands or not).

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i was being sincere my female friends are all A+ would fuk

[MyNameIsMethodis]

tiesto youre attractive idgaf i'd kiss you

[The Sceneman]

tiesto: Somebody had to take Brittany home, then I noticed she was sitting on- her- sweet can . . .  so I grabbed- her- sweet can. . . . -Ohhhh, just thinking about- her- can. . . . -I just wish I had- her- sweet, sweet- s-s-sweet can. . . .
Godfrey Jones: So, Mr. Tiesto, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? Your silence will only incriminate you further.  No don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Tiesto, noooo!
TV Announcer: Dramatization: may not have happened.

back when Simpsons was awesome

[Phoenix Dark]

Nope, none of it was scripted although there was one or two parts where the camerawoman asked me questions like "what did you first notice about Brittany?", "tell us about what you hope for the future?" And they told us they wanted to film us take part in this event they had at Comic Con where you can shoot people dressed like Star wars bad guys with Nerf guns (OBVIOUSLY not my idea). And finally at the end they staged a few scenes where we were filmed walking off into the distance together (they gave us the option to hold hands or not).

Did you hold hands?

[tiesto]

Of course I did, PD!

[BlueTsunami]

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[Madrun Badrun]

I had to click on this thread just as my mom entered the room. 

[BlueTsunami]

Where is the Arvie Bore bus when you need it?!

[The Sceneman]

[Barry Egan]

Damn Blue is pretty hot.  Like a dark haired Aaron Paul.

[BlueTsunami]

Wish I could grow out a stache like him, its nice and full. Mine is weak as fuck. I work the stubble good enough though. The workout and diet I've been on, for just two weeks, has done amazing things for me physically and mentally.

[Madrun Badrun]

Where is the Arvie Bore bus when you need it?!

Seriously doesn't help that the thread is called "POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread"

[BlueTsunami]

Don't worry, Arvie, I feel your pain. I'm sure my pose in that picture and the amount of self pics isn't helping out my mothers suspicions either!

[Beezy]

Dammit Blue, I was gonna post that youtube clip.

[BlueTsunami]

yeah I preempted that shit

[Shaka Khan]

I already expressed my feelings about that photo over FB. That's how strongly I feel about it.

[Flannel Boy]

[BlueTsunami]

I legit blushed 

[Third]

dat bulge 

[Robo]

As a notorious blusher, I fucking hate blushing.  I try to take myself seriously every once in awhile, typically at work, and it always seems to blow up in my face because I'll get ever-so-slightly embarrassed and turn bright red—usually just from being caught off-guard, because hand-in-hand with my blushing, I am a notorious daydreamer—which someone will inevitably call to attention and exasperate my embarrassment and spoil the whole facade.  Grown men should not blush.  Fuck this hetero Earth.

[BlueTsunami]

Are you very pale, Robo? I'm the same way and it does suck. And everyone seems to need to comment on just how red you're getting which serves to make you blush even more.