The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[CrystalGemini]

Well let's see here...

[The Sceneman]

its Atramental's GF or some shit

[Shadow Mod]

Atra, you fucked up dawg, should have made her or you whatevs an account on GAF and then posted the inevitable creeper PMs.

[Shaka Khan]

There are some similarities, but unless you went out of your way (while sober) to glue/paint your brows, shave your chin bone, and pump your previously non-existent upper lip, I ain't buying.

You need skills to pull all that on a drunken night no less. Is you a transvestite, breh?

[The Sceneman]

Also she has freckles, he doesnt. If thats your GF Atra, congrats, shes a babe!

[nudemacusers]

Maybe with a good personality and premier sex skills, too bad they are both things Atra lacks.

did his sex skills disappoint?

[Phoenix Dark]

The nose and eyes are the same.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yup the chin is the same, only difference is that the beard makes it look fuller. Must have used a really sharp razor though.

[Eli Gulgin]

Bridge of the nose is totally different and the distance from upper lip to nose is too different for it to be explained even with duck facing. You all believers just want to fuck Atramental and think it wouldn't be gay if he's wearing a wig.

[nudemacusers]

i'd make him take the wig off first

[Phoenix Dark]

Seems like the lipstick is confusing you Eli. The lip/nose distance is the same

[hampster]

I guess I should announce that I'm leaving GAF for good after the 7th of May.

I wouldn't say "it's been a good 4 years" but it sure helped me kill time when I wasn't trying to rebuild my social life and self esteem from the ground up.

That also means (to the relief of some here) that I won't be contributing to this thread either.

today I decided to get in touch with my feminine side.
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Also, I'm kinda drunk so this prob isn't as funny as I think it is.

Withdraw does terrible things to a person. Just go back to posting...

[Atramental]

You guys are still talking about this? 

Surely I'm not the only person to say something to the effect of, "Haha. I bet this is what I would look like if I was a girl." or "lol. Wouldn't it be funny if I was a girl?"

Anyways, I better get back to my job.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wait wut....losing confidence in you breh. Gonna need a more definitive answer, and perhaps some pics of you without a beard

[Barry Egan]

You guys are still talking about this? 

Surely I'm not the only person to say something to the effect of, "Haha. I bet this is what I would look like if I was a girl." or "lol. Wouldn't it be funny if I was a girl?"

Anyways, I better get back to my job.

I already nutted, it's too late. What are you going to do, put the nut back in my balls? 

[Eli Gulgin]

Atra, since you like doing gifs of yourself, do one in drag and then take off your wig. Also post makeup tips.

[FatalT]

Morning one of four days off work in a row. Bluh.

[Bebpo]

WTF Atramental!  It recommended you (girl-pic version that is not really you and is listed under "available on their profile") to me on OKC  


If that's your GF, then congrats.  She's cute!

[Himu]

Atra

[Eli Gulgin]

How the hell did anyone ever think it was him lol. Also two crosses on one chest in FatalT's pic 

[Atramental]

WTF Atramental!  It recommended you (girl-pic version that is not really you and is listed under "available on their profile") to me on OKC  


If that's your GF, then congrats.  She's cute!

I guess someone else beat to the punch in making an OKC account with those pics. 

For all I know it could actually be her OKC account.

Anyways, thanks to tumblr and people's desire to post "selfies" on there, it's really easy to get pics of random strangers. So if I ever feel the need to exploit some simps/dry thirst beggars on OKC I'll just use some other girl's pics from tumblr.

edit: Oh. Also.

Is there any pictures on that OKC account that I haven't posted here?

[Himu]

Stop with the bullshitting Atra. Is that you?

[Atramental]

The girl? No way. May face is not that thin and feminine without my beard. Also, my upper lip doesn't puff out like her's.

The OKC account? That's definitely not me.

If Bebpo posts a link to that account then maybe we or I could get a better understanding of who is using that account.

edit: Also, last time I checked, I don't have boobs/cleavage.

[Himu]

All you have to do is move the upper body fat with one of those padded bras. As for lips, it's easy to make lips puff out, most of the time it's an illusion of the brain created by a layer of makeup that helps create pop.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm relieved

[Junpei the Tracer!]

She is a qt though.

[lordmaji]

Why is the hipster look in? also why are people sporting the 1980's styles? They sucked in the 80's and they suck more now.

smh, pop culture and the younger generation need to start being more creative and stop recycling old shitty fads.

opinions = assholes. 

[Himu]

1980's? Hipster look? Most of the "80's" stuff that has resurfaced is the good part of 80's fashion, like asymmetrical sleeves. As for hipster look, there is no hipster look. It's like calling wearing baggy pants and a Starter jacket in the 90's a "hipster" look. It's what in. I don't you really remember what 80's fashion was like. Though certain elements of it has resurfaced.

[Himu]

But if we're talking bringing back 80's style, I'd love to wear EVERYTHING Jennifer Grey has on in this pic.



That is such a cool looking ensemble of clothes.

The way the pink sweater meshes with the color of her skin and the rose of her blush. omg

[lordmaji]

yes I do, I'm old enough to remember the 80s.

[lordmaji]

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PBR is totally mine -- suck it.

No offense BrandNew...

But this is what I would call a hipster look. 

[Himu]

That's how a lot of young people dress though. Why does he have to be in a t-shirt and jeans?

[lordmaji]

That's how a lot of young people dress though. Why does he have to be in a t-shirt and jeans?

true, I suppose I'm just an old man now.

[Eli Gulgin]

As for lips, it's easy to make lips puff out, most of the time it's an illusion of the brain created by a layer of makeup that helps create pop.

Like this?

http://www.tommystattooconvention.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/amy_6.jpg
http://media.naplesnews.com/media/img/photos/2012/03/04/0304_NCLO_JE_INKFEST2_t607.jpg

(Yes it's just makeup lol)

[Verdigris Murder]

The girl? No way. May face is not that thin and feminine without my beard. Also, my upper lip doesn't puff out like her's.

The OKC account? That's definitely not me.

If Bebpo posts a link to that account then maybe we or I could get a better understanding of who is using that account.

edit: Also, last time I checked, I don't have boobs/cleavage.

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Tbh she looks like one of those Arab convenience wives from Syria. Sparse decor = sex slave.

[Huff]

That's how a lot of young people dress though. Why does he have to be in a t-shirt and jeans?

thats how a lot of young hipsters dress

[Robo]

The girl? No way. May face is not that thin and feminine without my beard. Also, my upper lip doesn't puff out like her's.

The OKC account? That's definitely not me.

If Bebpo posts a link to that account then maybe we or I could get a better understanding of who is using that account.

edit: Also, last time I checked, I don't have boobs/cleavage.

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To be fair, this was still a better "Michelle" than Michelle.  At least you gave us something to jerk off to for awhile.

[Bebpo]

I just wasted way too much time trying to find her profile that I ran across last night.  Doesn't help that I don't remember anything about it besides "Los Angeles" and "Available".  But I searched every girl in Los Angeles with Available status and didn't see it.  Almost like she pulled it after I posted that last night.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fwiw, all the pictures were different than the ones Atra posted.  But you could tell it was the same person and most of the photos were the same low-lit bedroom.

[Atramental]

"almost like she pulled it after I posted that last night.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmm"

It wasn't me, bro. I swear. 

[Robo]

That was a bad idea.  Now I have to send her a link to this thread.

[Atramental]

Yeah...

Let's just forget that I posted that. >_>

[Phoenix Dark]

Mandark will find it

[Eli Gulgin]

What, I missed it?

[Phoenix Dark]

You deleted your internet history, Bepbo? If not it should still be in your browsing history

[Atramental]

What, I missed it?

A link to her tumblr page. 

[Robo]

She reveals entirely too much about herself on her Tumblr.  It shouldn't have been posted.  Nothing to see here.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That's ok, I will still think it is Atramental in drag when I'm jerking off to them.

[Raban]

Tbh she looks like one of those Arab convenience wives from Syria. Sparse decor = sex slave.

So true :'(

[Shadow Mod]

That's ok, I will still think it is Atramental in drag when I'm jerking off to them.

This plus that av, I lost it.

[Rufus]

BAM!

It's good to have a young person around.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ya'll dudes gotta be careful posting Tumblr links of chicks. There's a tracker code a lot of people use and it'll tell the user where visitors are from and how they got to the page.

Uh oh

[nudemacusers]

I hope she tracks it back here. she'd make some boreian a good wife.

[Eli Gulgin]

Ya'll dudes gotta be careful posting Tumblr links of chicks. There's a tracker code a lot of people use and it'll tell the user where visitors are from and how they got to the page.

Uh oh

I know how to check for that shit so it isn't an issue for me and BFD if the one saw that I linked you guys to her on here. She was a bad person so OH WELL.

--

For the rest of you, if you're gonna post a girls pictures on here as a bit or whatever and link to her Tumblr, there's a very, very good chance she uses the tracking code and she may follow it back here and get all creeped out about it. I learned this because I have been in a situation where a girl was like "Why are you doing this? Why can't you just theses things directly? They're not weird, you dummy. I like them!" and when I played ignorant I was HIT WITH EVIDENCE. They can see your IP, location, OS, browser, MOTHERFUCKIN' SCREEN RESOLUTION, and how you got to their pages. Shit is cray.

Now I block that shit and run full-stealth mode.

*NONE OF THIS IS CREEPY. IT'S NOT. SHUT UP.

Riiight... So does this have anything to do with that cute wrestling artist girl you wanted to get accepted to GAF asap so you could simp discuss wrestling with her? 

[The Sceneman]

girlfriend bought me a mean burger hoodie. I wanted it as it looked like a burger from Castlevania 

[Atramental]

Speaking of burgers. I better lay off them because I'm becoming fat again. Oh and I'm no longer a slender and depressed 18 year old hispanic girl that lives in Nicaragua with her overbearing mother.

It's definitely time for me to get back on the p90x and paleo diet bandwagon.

[Robo]

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[Eli Gulgin]

Lol I thought that was shaved off beard hair on Atra's shirt like he'd had a massive beard before.

Now I realize it's just pubes. Duh!

[Bebpo]

[BlackMage]

[Himu]

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WHAT.

HAS HAPPENED.

TO BEBPO/1?!?