Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1955893 times)

muckhole · « **Reply #4380 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:13:34 PM »

I'm just a shy fat man.

T234 · « **Reply #4381 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:17:45 PM »

No way man, Me and Prole gotta defend our EB titles of being the 'borians with the biggest heads!

demi · « **Reply #4382 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:19:22 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 11:13:34 PM

I'm just a shy fat man.

I mean, you might look good, but your face reminds me of my stepdad. I can't really JO to that. But I'll give you a pass because you helped me with Too Human.

muckhole · « **Reply #4383 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:22:02 PM »

We will always have Too Human.

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Also, if by helped you mean "Demi killed everyone and did everything important while muckhole flailed around like a distinguished mentally-challenged spaniel and died a lot", then you are being too kind.

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Greatness Gone · « **Reply #4384 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:22:52 PM »

interracial smiley

Bildi · « **Reply #4385 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:31:57 PM »

How big are your heads? Mine is 59 inches or so.

I measured it with a straight ruler just now. A co-worker saw me doing it, so I informed them that "I'm buying a hat".

muckhole · « **Reply #4386 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:34:45 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 12, 2008, 11:31:57 PM

How big are your heads?

You forgot to say how large your other head was.

I couldn't actually say, and I've not got a ruler or measuring tape handy. But It can eclipse continents.

Bildi · « **Reply #4387 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:36:57 PM »

I did say! 59 inches. Sometimes you're just too fast for your own good.

muckhole · « **Reply #4388 on:** October 12, 2008, 11:40:10 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4389 on:** October 13, 2008, 01:04:21 AM »

Do you have a scar on your left bottom eyelid Muck? Because if so that would be fucking bad ass.

Also after i build my time machine and go back to elementary school to learn how to spell, I'm going to carry your photo with me and show it to would be bullies, telling them that your my brother and that you'll kick their ass if they mess with me. Badass indeed.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4390 on:** October 13, 2008, 01:14:54 AM »

I approve, muckhole.

We need more badasses on the board and less waifs.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4391 on:** October 13, 2008, 01:15:23 AM »

Holy SHIT I'm not gonna mess with muck, he looks like he can easily tear my ass apart if he wanted to.

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*EDIT* same goes with The Experiment

Tristam · « **Reply #4392 on:** October 13, 2008, 01:23:53 AM »

You're so mild-mannered, muckhole, yet you look like you could break me in half.

demi · « **Reply #4393 on:** October 13, 2008, 01:32:00 AM »

All you can see is his head. He's probably a midget. A midget with a BIG COCK.

Bildi · « **Reply #4394 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:53:20 AM »

Luckily, you're an incredibly pretty man.

Tieno · « **Reply #4395 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:22:16 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 10:33:16 PM

Party pic that was sent to me. Excuse the sepia tones.

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I'm willing to bet I have the largest head on the 'Bore.

Those are some lengthy eyebrows

Tieno · « **Reply #4396 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:46:40 AM »

The cocktober issue

demi · « **Reply #4397 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:47:27 AM »

^ lol

T234 · « **Reply #4398 on:** October 13, 2008, 08:58:29 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2008, 01:59:03 AM

man this thread makes me jealous.

i went through at least the last 20 pages to check all you borians' pics (u know, to link pics to avatars/usernames ), i found many photos for some of you just having fun with either with friends, in a vacation, or simply outdoors... and you looked pretty darn happy in them!!

i then look at myself, my boring friends who would never even smile in photos (cuz it aint manly!! wtf) and how the outdoors here SUCKS! (sandstorms and desert is what you're gonna get )

no sees a point of taking picture unless there's a special occasion, and they look at me funny when i ask them to take a pic of me

and so here i am, holding my cam and stretching my arms as far as i can from face to take pics that doesn't look like it was taken by me ... wait that is so sad

again, mighty jealous

In my photo, six hours earlier I had carried my uncle's casket, but I knew he was at peace, so I felt better about the whole thing.

Still

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4399 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:52:45 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2008, 04:44:24 AM

Quote from: Bildi on October 13, 2008, 03:53:20 AM
Luckily, you're an incredibly pretty man.

ah Merci Beaucoup, mon amour ~

so out of boredom (while i wait for my next class to start) and after checking at least the last 30 pages i decided (unofficially, before someone shreds me ) to name a
WINNER
of this thread!

here are the three Nominees

BrandNew: the happiest bastard on EB prolly the world!

the Mojovonio couple: TOO DARN CUTE

Father_Mike: Consistent good pics.

aaaaaaand the winner of this thread issssssssssssss

*Drum Rolls*

FATHER_MIKE

duuuude this picture alone trumps all

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(imo... and after checking the last 30 pages only lol)

the lighting, the textures, the polygon count... it's all too perfect!
i can just slap that pic on a cover of a magazine and people would totally buy it! (of course after removing the pink tint )

you don't believe me?

here's an example!

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right? RIGHT?

ok, i've got too much free time in my hands, i've over did it, i'm prolly gonna
get grilled for the cover not being funny
now i take my leave, before i embarrass myself more than i already did, class is starting in less than 40 mins... ciao

a monthly eb mag cover would rule

T234 · « **Reply #4400 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:55:41 AM »

To be fair, if The Federal Government was like my uncle, there actually WOULD be a chicken in every pot, there would not be all that much unemployment, there wouldn't be a credit crisis, we would never have invaded Iraq, Osama Bin Laden would have been in the ground before 9/11, and all that would be done before 9:00AM. I wish I had half of his work ethic and integrity.

I didn't actually mention the fact that I was a Pallbearer on that day, so there wasn't any more attention to be paid. *hug*

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4401 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:15:55 AM »

:'(

It's okay, Arvie is like my age, I can stop him yet.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4402 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:55:26 AM »

father mike

Powerslave · « **Reply #4403 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:55:58 AM »

They call Father_Mike Arvie for some reason.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4404 on:** October 13, 2008, 12:08:00 PM »

Jin

Me

muckhole · « **Reply #4405 on:** October 13, 2008, 12:52:33 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2008, 04:44:24 AM

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, that's awesome, Jin.

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 13, 2008, 01:04:21 AM

Do you have a scar on your left bottom eyelid Muck? Because if so that would be fucking bad ass.

Also after i build my time machine and go back to elementary school to learn how to spell, I'm going to carry your photo with me and show it to would be bullies, telling them that your my brother and that you'll kick their ass if they mess with me. Badass indeed.

Sorry Mike, no scars on the face yet. The flash must have just caught me weird. But I'll gladly beat up all who stand in your way.

Quote from: Tieno on October 13, 2008, 04:22:16 AM

Those are some lengthy eyebrows

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #4406 on:** October 13, 2008, 02:38:19 PM »

THIS WIND IS FUCKING CRAAAAAAAZY.

SoCal sucks.

lol @ the magazine

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4407 on:** October 13, 2008, 02:42:42 PM »

Jinfash

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4408 on:** October 13, 2008, 02:44:23 PM »

$15? Fuck that shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4409 on:** October 13, 2008, 02:56:48 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on October 13, 2008, 02:44:23 PM

$15? Fuck that shit.

You buy all the crap you've been buying with your pre-lawyer money, but won't spend 15 for pics of me? :'(

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #4410 on:** October 13, 2008, 02:58:10 PM »

The amount of BrandNew pics decides if I buy this or not.

bud · « **Reply #4411 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:06:01 PM »

holloween? maybe you meant hollerween

Bloodwake · « **Reply #4412 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:55:45 PM »

So I definitely want to take a shot at photoshopping an EB magazine cover one day.

That's pretty awesome.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4413 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on October 13, 2008, 02:58:10 PM

The amount of BrandNew sister pics decides if I buy this or not.

.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4414 on:** October 13, 2008, 04:58:50 PM »

:'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4415 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:14:23 PM »

Jinfash for Idol

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4416 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:11:28 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 12, 2008, 10:33:16 PM

Party pic that was sent to me. Excuse the sepia tones.

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I'm willing to bet I have the largest head on the 'Bore.

Bildi · « **Reply #4417 on:** October 13, 2008, 08:44:04 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 13, 2008, 04:44:24 AM

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Jinfash for Senior Icon.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4418 on:** October 13, 2008, 08:45:01 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 09, 2008, 10:41:29 PM

Quote from: demi on October 09, 2008, 10:06:24 PM
PD also posted a picture of his sister and said it was his girlfriend

(i'm not going to judge)

That's not even true. Demi's just jealous that he has absolutely no social life and lives with his mom

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4419 on:** October 13, 2008, 08:53:54 PM »

He lives with his uncle now.

Uncle.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4420 on:** October 13, 2008, 08:57:29 PM »

Whoops, my bad. Haven't been keeping up with the Life and Times of Dependant Man Children Without College Educations magazine

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4421 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 13, 2008, 08:53:54 PM

He lives with his uncle now.

Uncle.

His large, hairy uncle?

Bildi · « **Reply #4422 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:06:31 PM »

Uncle sounds kinky.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4423 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:08:44 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on October 13, 2008, 09:06:30 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 13, 2008, 08:53:54 PM
He lives with his uncle now.

Uncle.

His large, hairy uncle?

Don't make fun. His uncle can give him better wheelchair access...though the backdoor.

BlackMage · « **Reply #4424 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:45:14 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 13, 2008, 08:57:29 PM

Whoops, my bad. Haven't been keeping up with the Life and Times of Dependant Man Children Without College Educations magazine

you've changed dude....

demi · « **Reply #4425 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:52:59 PM »

Nope, still the same distinguished mentally-challenged fellow he's always been

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4426 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:55:45 PM »

pretty much

BlackMage · « **Reply #4427 on:** October 13, 2008, 09:57:17 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 13, 2008, 09:52:59 PM

Nope, still the same distinguished mentally-challenged fellow he's always been

but he's kind of a dick now :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4428 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:52:03 PM »

With the vacuum FoC left, mojovonio is trying to become Evilbore's most hated poster.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4429 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:53:10 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on October 13, 2008, 10:52:03 PM

With the vacuum FoC left, mojovonio is trying to become Evilbore's most hated poster.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4430 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:58:37 PM »

Fuck my life

fuck
this
shit

abrader · « **Reply #4431 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:04:09 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 13, 2008, 10:57:19 PM

Did I post this one already?

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Nice

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4432 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:05:28 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 13, 2008, 10:57:19 PM

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Son of a bitch!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4433 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:06:48 PM »

my god those eyes!

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4434 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:07:51 PM »

Mojo's girl is stunning.

abrader · « **Reply #4435 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:08:17 PM »

ITs like she is kinda homely and cute in the face - but coupled with her body it makes her hot and unique.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4436 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:09:27 PM »

I want to brush her hair and paint her nails.

BlackMage · « **Reply #4437 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:46:22 PM »

wow who's the ugly chick?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4438 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:50:56 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on October 13, 2008, 11:46:22 PM

wow who's the ugly chick?

who's the dick now

BlackMage · « **Reply #4439 on:** October 13, 2008, 11:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 13, 2008, 11:50:56 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on October 13, 2008, 11:46:22 PM
wow who's the ugly chick?

who's the dick now

shut your whore mouth I've always been a dick.

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1955893 times)