Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1955888 times)

muckhole · « **Reply #7980 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 10, 2009, 04:08:45 AM

No Beard

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I was sitting here having morning coffee with the gf when I saw your pic, and I actually gasped out loud.

You look awesome without a beard, and Tristam nailed it. That jaw.

The gf thinks you look wayyy hotter without the beard too.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7981 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:52:50 PM »

... but she still wouldn't sleep with you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7982 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:57:59 PM »

Holy shit. That's way better. You don't look like your 40 anymore.

Now get contacts instead of glasses. Then talk to flannel girl again.

lennedsay · « **Reply #7983 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:04:02 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on August 10, 2009, 01:57:59 PM

Holy shit. That's way better. You don't look like your 40 anymore.

Now get contacts instead of glasses. Then talk to flannel girl again.

Oooh yea contacts

Or ridiculously trendy glasses...

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #7984 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:04:20 PM »

I also agree that you look way better. I also think you should try out a trimmed beard that doesn't hide your jaw-line and cleft chin and see how that looks, and post it

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #7985 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:21:23 PM »

I don't understand why Malek has trouble with the ladies. You're far from hideous.

demi · « **Reply #7986 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:21:47 PM »

Oh now that's rich. Go suck a ladyboy clit you freak

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7987 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:47:19 PM »

That looks like the photo of someone who shoots up a public building.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7988 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:49:52 PM »

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Quote from: Borys on August 10, 2009, 08:04:36 AM

Malek looks like fat Stephen Colbert

Fat?

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2009, 11:17:46 AM

It takes a thick, upswinging cock

Cohen, the media will use a bearded pic because it will better represent how I will look during the province-wide manhunt.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7989 on:** August 10, 2009, 03:07:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 10, 2009, 02:47:19 PM

That looks like the photo of someone who shoots up a public building.

All he needs is a beret like the dude from Mythbusters

Powerslave · « **Reply #7990 on:** August 10, 2009, 04:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 10, 2009, 04:08:45 AM

No Beard

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Looking way better.

If you let grow a chinbeard and lose the glasses, you will look badass.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #7991 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:03:14 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 10, 2009, 02:21:47 PM

Oh now that's rich. Go suck a ladyboy clit you freak

:'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7992 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:51:03 PM »

how's the process going junpei

demi · « **Reply #7993 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:57:59 PM »

It is a very manly beard.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7994 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:58:14 PM »

my hair is long and my mirror is dirty.

Tieno · « **Reply #7995 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:59:09 PM »

You have a mirror infront of your PC? dirty.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7996 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:59:16 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7997 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on August 10, 2009, 05:59:09 PM

You have a mirror infront of your PC? dirty.

I know. Some times I'll have porn going but I'll be to distracted with myself to notice.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #7998 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:16:14 PM »

smh at you not being able to get laid.

Powerslave · « **Reply #7999 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:53:00 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 10, 2009, 06:16:14 PM

smh at you not being able to get laid.

I'm in the same boat.

Bildi · « **Reply #8000 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 10, 2009, 04:08:45 AM

No Beard

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FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Ok that looks way better.

tiesto · « **Reply #8001 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:02:59 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on August 10, 2009, 04:26:50 PM

Quote from: Malek on August 10, 2009, 04:08:45 AM
No Beard

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Looking way better.

If you let grow a chinbeard and lose the glasses, you will look badass.

Totally agreed... and possibly ditch the jewfro...

demi · « **Reply #8002 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:04:39 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8003 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:09:00 PM »

What? jewfro?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8004 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:13:07 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8005 on:** August 10, 2009, 08:06:09 PM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8006 on:** August 10, 2009, 08:08:06 PM »

Get better glasses.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8007 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:08:36 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 10, 2009, 08:08:06 PM

Get better glasses.

I'm getting contacts.

And--I guess--a haircut. Have to do something about my "jewfro."

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my hair isn't the least bit curly

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #8008 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:14:12 PM »

I think you should actually get a Jew-fro, and then groom all your neurotic behaviors towards the formation of a nebbish Jew persona that still gets some play with girls.

tiesto · « **Reply #8009 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:37:01 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on August 10, 2009, 09:14:12 PM

I think you should actually get a Jew-fro, and then groom all your neurotic behaviors towards the formation of a nebbish Jew persona that still gets some play with girls.

This has definitely worked for a good buddy of mine...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8010 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:05:49 AM »

Father_Mike is a modern day George Michael

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8011 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:07:58 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2009, 12:05:49 AM

Father_Mike is a modern day George Michael

Because he has sex in park restrooms with other men?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8012 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:10:56 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 11, 2009, 12:07:58 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2009, 12:05:49 AM
Father_Mike is a modern day George Michael

Because he has sex in park restrooms with other men?

Between mathematics and posting on Evilbore, a brotha' gotta let his hair down

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8013 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:12:02 AM »

I got followed into the restroom and then Malek -- I didn't know it was a Malek, obviously, he had shaved his beard -- he started playing this game, which I think is called, 'I'll show you mine, you show me yours, and then when you show me yours, I'm going to nick you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Michael#Los_Angeles_incident

Malek is such a nicker.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8014 on:** August 11, 2009, 01:21:08 PM »

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Actually I have terrible acne right now, my nose is really flaky looking, and my hair was in a hot pink elastic. My beauty is an illusion of the dirty mirror

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8015 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:38:44 PM »

Malek

Powerslave · « **Reply #8016 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:40:05 PM »

Cajole's back

BlackMage · « **Reply #8017 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:42:20 PM »

father mike is my long lost brother! i lubs him

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8018 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:36:45 PM »

i met a really cool girl with pretty bad acne last week. not having to be self conscious and neurotic about your acne because hers is even worse

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having to find other shit to be self conscious and neurotic about $:-\$

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8019 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:37:40 PM »

Quote from: Armitage on August 11, 2009, 09:35:08 PM

malek you look really familiar, i can't place it though.

What happens in the bath house, stays in the bath house.

Quote from: Armitage on August 11, 2009, 09:35:08 PM

in any case

Yeti · « **Reply #8020 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:55:08 PM »

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Father Mike looks like a younger, sexier Gary Oldman to me.

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drew · « **Reply #8021 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:57:32 PM »

id do drugs with you

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8022 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:59:21 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 12, 2009, 04:57:32 PM

id do you

fixed for truff.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8023 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:12:42 PM »

Cohen

BlackMage · « **Reply #8024 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 04:54:37 PM

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Me sabreing champagne at my wife's birthday

this can't be cohen.. i always pictured an old man with a grey zztop beard and a bald head.

Akala · « **Reply #8025 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:36:06 PM »

sabreing champagne is awesome

etiolate · « **Reply #8026 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:06:31 PM »

anthonyOA · « **Reply #8027 on:** August 12, 2009, 09:27:08 PM »

i'm on the right.

just kidding i'm on the left.

i'm on the left.

just kidding. the right.

i don't look like this anymore since the accident.

just kidding. i'm ok.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #8028 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:03:58 PM »

Learning my guitar

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8029 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:14:32 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 12, 2009, 04:54:37 PM

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Me sabreing champagne at my wife's birthday

I like how all the babes are on one side as you pop champagne in a corner

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8030 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:39:44 PM »

Seriously jarosh over that? smh

cool breeze · « **Reply #8031 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:58:04 PM »

why isn't there a calendar yet?

Powerslave · « **Reply #8032 on:** August 12, 2009, 11:44:44 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on August 12, 2009, 10:03:58 PM

Learning my guitar

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What style do you play?

Powerslave · « **Reply #8033 on:** August 12, 2009, 11:45:03 PM »

Quote from: drew on August 12, 2009, 04:57:32 PM

id do drugs with you

what are you on

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8034 on:** August 13, 2009, 02:20:27 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 12, 2009, 11:13:48 PM

There was; tauntaun just got over excited and ruined the original print.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8035 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:14:45 PM »

Wrika just annihilated the last like 5 pages. No one looks better than him

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #8036 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:39:55 PM »

Damn, Wrika is hot.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8037 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:41:06 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 03:17:31 PM

Why do all the stupid ones have to be so pretty :'(

Propagandhim · « **Reply #8038 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:45:18 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8039 on:** August 13, 2009, 03:47:57 PM »

Perma ban Wrika and delete all his photos.

:'(

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1955888 times)