Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1967941 times)

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16980 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:15:06 PM »

Why don't you spread your knees and snap a new photo right now with your phone? Or is your dick N balls in your wife's purse as well?

Raban · « **Reply #16981 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:17:26 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2014, 10:03:57 PM

No thanks. But I accept Cock pics and EBT cards.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16982 on:** May 05, 2014, 10:35:01 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2014, 10:15:06 PM

Why don't you spread your knees and snap a new photo right now with your phone? Or is your dick N balls in your wife's purse as well?

dont have the studio lights out right now, i want them to look their best

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16983 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:03:38 AM »

Another from Coachella (awful quality):

Better one for comparison:

And me the other night:

Be honest Borebros do I look overweight/unhealthy :-/

Raban · « **Reply #16984 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:14:53 AM »

Quote

Be honest Borebros do I look overweight/unhealthy :-/

fuck outta here you look fine. Insecurity sure is unhealthy tho

Himu · « **Reply #16985 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:17:03 AM »

jesus christ, you fucking bitch, brand new. I will put an oil cylinder in your MOUTH and just poor pork rinds down.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16986 on:** May 06, 2014, 02:36:45 AM »

looking a little bloaty but could just be the lighting or angle. i'd lose 10 just to be safe.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16987 on:** May 06, 2014, 10:29:57 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 06, 2014, 02:03:38 AM

Another from Coachella (awful quality):

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When I first saw this I literally thought "I don't remember taking this photo!"

In other words, you look perfect bb.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16988 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:35:11 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 06, 2014, 02:36:45 AM

looking a little bloaty but could just be the lighting or angle. i'd lose 10 just to be safe.

hate u

Sorry about that dudes. I go through phases of moderate body dysmorphia and combined with a few drinks, I guess I try and fish for compliments. It's not attractive, I realize. I'm getting better at it though. Went nearly a month without feeling shitty about my body.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16989 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:41:26 AM »

bb you need some self-lovin.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16990 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:44:38 AM »

Like I said, it's been getting better!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16991 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:45:16 AM »

bb u like fine

demi · « **Reply #16992 on:** May 06, 2014, 11:57:43 AM »

Sounds like you need to find whatever gay communities PD has been hanging out at and fish for comments there.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16993 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:09:41 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 06, 2014, 11:57:43 AM

Sounds like you need to find whatever gay communities PD has been hanging out at and fish for comments there.

http://www.lpsg.com/fictitious-stories/
http://www.lpsg.com/ask-a-transgender-person/

Respectively.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16994 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:13:59 PM »

... there is a forum for large penis support.

:deadpos

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16995 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:16:18 PM »

Of course there is, bb. It's a struggle.

(If you wanna be a member without paying, you have post a dick pic while holding a sign

)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16996 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:46:53 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 06, 2014, 12:13:59 PM

... there is a forum for large penis support.

:deadpos

shout outs to Smooth Groove. That place is hilarious.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16997 on:** May 06, 2014, 12:56:08 PM »

i mean, uh, of course i knew about that place. they sent me an email when I signed up for the internet so many years ago.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16998 on:** May 06, 2014, 01:51:34 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 06, 2014, 12:13:59 PM

... there is a forum for large penis support.

:deadpos

Hey, being accosted by middle aged women in dive bars when you wear skinny jeans is a real struggle.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

it's happened three times now some lady will "accidentally" brush it. I'm not a piece of meat! :'(

[close]

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16999 on:** May 06, 2014, 03:01:18 PM »

Cinco de Mayo

demi · « **Reply #17000 on:** May 06, 2014, 03:10:21 PM »

wow shes so hXc

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17001 on:** May 06, 2014, 03:22:24 PM »

She was very drunk.

demi · « **Reply #17002 on:** May 06, 2014, 05:00:34 PM »

Yea totally

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17003 on:** May 06, 2014, 05:06:23 PM »

looks like you asked a random chick to take a pic with you. But a W is a W so grats.

I fux with that semi 5 o'clock shadow

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17004 on:** May 06, 2014, 05:14:33 PM »

I've known her for over a year and we work together. It was the first time she'd been so much more drunk than me so I was trying uncomfortably to keep her chill.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17005 on:** May 06, 2014, 07:11:21 PM »

You were meant for mutton chops.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17006 on:** May 06, 2014, 07:32:13 PM »

am nintenho is pretty hot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17007 on:** May 06, 2014, 07:34:47 PM »

I liked him better with the kermit shirt. But I like the more mature looking version. I'm so sexually confused. Hold me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17008 on:** May 06, 2014, 09:07:37 PM »

Shark looking good as usual.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17009 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:05:41 AM »

"How did you lose your eye?"
"Detroit"
*vaginas dampen*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17010 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:34:36 AM »

on the subject of eyes

have your son rake his rock-sharpened nails across your cornea brehs

brob · « **Reply #17011 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:43:46 AM »

How many panties did your wife soak when you told her it was from a bar fight

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17012 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:45:10 AM »

let me put it this way: I have an upholstery cleaning service coming in a hour.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17013 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:57:14 AM »

i took two vicodin and ralphed $:-\$ WHERZ MAH OXY

brob · « **Reply #17014 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:58:59 AM »

I had my eye cut once. it was at night, but it was so sensitive to light anything but complete darkness felt like getting stabbed in the face. It healed quickly enough tho.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17015 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:59:49 AM »

yeah i'm super sensitive to light right now. have to wear my stunnah shades everywhere

you aren't joking about the face stabbing sensation. i decided to be an alpha and drive myself to the emergency room, and had to pull over a couple of times to scream into the dashboard

El Babua · « **Reply #17016 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:06:13 AM »

Damn mac. Hope that gets better soon.

On a positive note, you can actually legit wear an eye patch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17017 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:13:17 AM »

You have to son your son now or he'll never respect you.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17018 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:14:14 AM »

i branded his shoulder with my initials in retaliation

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #17019 on:** May 09, 2014, 07:10:35 PM »

This page is making me scream internally. Eye trauma

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17020 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:37:17 PM »

bandages removed, vision a little fuzzy and sensitive, totes grimy tho $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17021 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:40:55 PM »

no pics of the goon who gave you the L?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17022 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:47:32 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17023 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:50:15 PM »

Poison is a coward's weapon, nudemacusers

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17024 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:52:36 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 09, 2014, 09:47:32 PM

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I don't know how to say this, but have you considered a DNA test?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17025 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:53:05 PM »

plausible deniability brehs

edit: I joke about him being the result of a workplace fling with my wife but he's basically me with the brightness turned to maximum.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17026 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on May 09, 2014, 09:52:36 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on May 09, 2014, 09:47:32 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

I don't know how to say this, but have you considered a DNA test?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17027 on:** May 09, 2014, 09:56:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2014, 09:50:15 PM

Poison is a coward's weapon, nudemacusers

I don't think killing a child with your bare hands, which is clearly the least cowardly method or murder, is any less cowardly. Shit, that kid looks like he is still young enough that you could do the deed just by shaking him a bit.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17028 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:00:14 PM »

marry a daughter esau and high priestess of yacub brehs $:-\$

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17029 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:50:51 PM »

Nude could have been a little blonde boy. My dad has what looks like almost jet black hair and he was a towhead.

Himu · « **Reply #17030 on:** May 09, 2014, 10:57:26 PM »

White people are demonic, Shaka. Sometimes they are born with blonde hair and it becomes black. Demons.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17031 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:03:50 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 09, 2014, 10:50:51 PM

Nude could have been a little blonde boy. My dad has what looks like almost jet black hair and he was a towhead.

nah i was fairly brown, hair was lighter tho. my wife was casper white and blond but is now demon white with copper-brown hair... on the plus side my daughter has closer to my skin tone, but yacub's sorcery is slowing corrupting her as the months go on

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17032 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:06:32 PM »

I was born strawberry blonde then it became the most boring brown ever. Now I just dye it dark brown.

Himu · « **Reply #17033 on:** May 09, 2014, 11:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on May 09, 2014, 11:06:32 PM

I was born strawberry blonde then it became the most boring brown ever. Now I just dye it dark brown.

You may find this hard to believe, but in my salad days, my crowning glory was a bright shock of strawberry blonde curls.

El Babua · « **Reply #17034 on:** May 10, 2014, 12:00:43 AM »

Was born white as fuck but browned up as time went on. Mom laments it sometimes as parents of our culture are wont to do.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17035 on:** May 10, 2014, 12:11:45 AM »

be disappointed by your children's color brehs

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17036 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:56:57 AM »

Quote from: Bobby Doucher on May 10, 2014, 12:00:43 AM

Was born white as fuck but browned up as time went on. Mom laments it sometimes as parents of our culture are wont to do.

That feel... is well known brehs.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17037 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:01:56 PM »

lookit that white person

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17038 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:08:26 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 10, 2014, 10:01:56 PM

lookit that white person

Few more pockets and this could be a Rob Liefeld cover. Suburban-X

benjipwns · « **Reply #17039 on:** May 10, 2014, 10:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2014, 10:08:26 PM

Few more pockets and this could be a Rob Liefeld cover. Suburban-X

You can take the material from the feet.

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1967941 times)