Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1967910 times)

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #3420 on:** July 11, 2008, 07:10:08 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 11, 2008, 02:24:32 AM

Quote from: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 02:12:18 AM
Bildi aren't you married or something?

No, but a girl once touched my penis. Then my cheeks went all red.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3421 on:** July 11, 2008, 10:41:34 AM »

here's the first picture i took of myself with my new camera.

i want to take portraits but i don't have any willing models. besides my cats:

and most of the time they aren't willing either

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3422 on:** July 11, 2008, 10:49:05 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 10, 2008, 05:50:36 PM

finally can show off my new cloths.

haircut
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regular mike in new shirt

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70's mike.

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note I would never wear these pants with this shirt ever because it is really 70's
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look at my package.
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Captain Mike

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save the rest for latter.

father mike is the most beautiful man i've ever seen. he's so beautiful it would be a crime to preface my statement with "no homo"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3423 on:** July 11, 2008, 12:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 11, 2008, 01:42:34 AM

Mounties aren't allowed to have beards. $:-\$

Even in winter? That's horribly unkind of them. I know if I was searching for outlaw trappers in the rockies in the winter, I'd need a beard.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #3424 on:** July 11, 2008, 01:41:22 PM »

SO MANY HOTTIES!

FA

FM

Cloud's kitty AWWWWWWWWW

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3425 on:** July 11, 2008, 02:33:55 PM »

Long time no post! cloud your kitty is sooo adorable and you have amazing skin and hair (jealous).

TVC15 · « **Reply #3426 on:** July 11, 2008, 02:41:20 PM »

That is an adorable cat, cloud. It looks so fluffy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3427 on:** July 11, 2008, 02:43:52 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 11, 2008, 10:49:05 AM

father mike is the most beautiful man i've ever seen. he's so beautiful it would be a crime to preface my statement with "no homo"

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 11, 2008, 01:41:22 PM

SO MANY HOTTIES!

FA

FM

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3428 on:** July 11, 2008, 09:23:39 PM »

an old pic of me but its a good 'un

Grecco · « **Reply #3429 on:** July 11, 2008, 09:36:13 PM »

Is she naked?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3430 on:** July 11, 2008, 09:39:31 PM »

nah shes got ones of those strapless dresses on

tiesto · « **Reply #3431 on:** July 12, 2008, 11:34:37 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on July 11, 2008, 09:23:39 PM

an old pic of me but its a good 'un

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Niiiiiice! Who's the girl?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3432 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:03:47 AM »

You guys are all beard pussies, don't make me grow the full Marx out again to shame you all. Cause I could.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3433 on:** July 13, 2008, 12:14:10 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 13, 2008, 12:03:47 AM

You guys are all beard pussies, don't make me grow the full Marx out again to shame you all. Cause I could.

St3 · « **Reply #3434 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:00:11 PM »

I would post my picture if i wasn't a fat monster.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3435 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:03:13 PM »

Quote from: St3 on July 13, 2008, 01:00:11 PM

I would post my picture if i wasn't a fat monster.

demi and i want to see

Powerslave · « **Reply #3436 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:24:38 PM »

You look the same as always!

Powerslave · « **Reply #3437 on:** July 13, 2008, 01:27:48 PM »

How about you go for a total badass look? Longer hair, contacts, and a dirty beard?

AKA the Father_Mike look.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3438 on:** July 13, 2008, 02:27:34 PM »

cloudwalking and jarosh look like they could be related!

Reb · « **Reply #3439 on:** July 13, 2008, 03:18:49 PM »

They love themselves so much, they search over borders, to get as close as fucking them self as possible.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3440 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:09:24 PM »

lol incest

St3 · « **Reply #3441 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:22:07 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 13, 2008, 01:22:44 PM

i stole cloud's new camera to take these

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Good morning Mr. Freeman,

demi · « **Reply #3442 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:29:15 PM »

Quote from: St3 on July 13, 2008, 01:00:11 PM

I would post my picture if i wasn't a fat monster.

Hey baby. You still have an audience here.

demi · « **Reply #3443 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:30:41 PM »

Father_Mike, Jarosh's beard is how yours should look. That stubble on the sides of his face is delicious. Not really the whole frontal goatee thing, but the rest is perfect.

St3 · « **Reply #3444 on:** July 13, 2008, 04:33:54 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 13, 2008, 04:33:07 PM

Quote from: St3 on July 13, 2008, 04:22:07 PM

Good morning Mr. Freeman,
god, people, get some new material.

sorry gordon

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #3445 on:** July 13, 2008, 05:18:11 PM »

Jarosh you look purdy.

muckhole · « **Reply #3446 on:** July 13, 2008, 05:27:21 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 13, 2008, 01:22:44 PM

i stole cloud's new camera to take these

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I have a friend I haven't seen in a while who could be your Canadian twin.

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #3447 on:** July 14, 2008, 05:24:57 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 13, 2008, 04:33:07 PM

god, people, get some new material.

Hi~ gordon

wantsumbuttsechs?

Tieno · « **Reply #3448 on:** July 14, 2008, 07:13:19 AM »

Hey!! Jarosh looks like a buff Gordon Freeman!!!!!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3449 on:** July 14, 2008, 07:33:19 AM »

man, jarosh is smokin' hot

switzerland, producing the finest men the world has to offer

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3450 on:** July 14, 2008, 05:11:53 PM »

I shaved off the beard. It's how demi likes it. Never again :'(

I don't have my camera here either to show how bad it looks. I've had it for a few years so the skin under it isn't tanned with he rest of my face. And well i look like I'm 18 with it :'( :'( :'(

patrickula · « **Reply #3451 on:** July 14, 2008, 05:28:42 PM »

Listening to demi's advice? $:-\$

I've still got my beard! Beard haters can suck it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3452 on:** July 14, 2008, 05:35:22 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3453 on:** July 14, 2008, 05:54:32 PM »

Nice shirt. Ya demi $:-\$

Do you have a pic of the pea coat you were wearing in the other pic? where do you get your cloths? You have style.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3454 on:** July 14, 2008, 05:59:21 PM »

what a big head

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3455 on:** July 14, 2008, 06:01:20 PM »

no homo but it looks like you aren't strong enough be a power bottom. or maybe you were a power bottom without using protection, and the picture is merely a snapshot of the after effects

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3456 on:** July 14, 2008, 06:03:48 PM »

PD has sized you up and is already packing the duct tape and ball gag. watch out!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3457 on:** July 14, 2008, 06:12:40 PM »

My face feels like velvet though. No wonder Demi likes his balls 'gainst this.

patrickula · « **Reply #3458 on:** July 14, 2008, 07:49:18 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 14, 2008, 05:54:32 PM

Do you have a pic of the pea coat you were wearing in the other pic? where do you get your cloths? You have style.

The tee is from Threadless (where I've only bought shirts during sales). The coat is from Target... I get most of my clothes from Target and H&M these days, also Express when stuff's on sale or I need dress shirts for work. I'm kind of cheap when it comes to clothes, and it can be hard to find clothes that fit a guy of my build very well at all. I used to shop a lot more at vintage/thrift shops and Goodwill, but no so often anymore. Shoes I get all over the place but I still tend to fairly thrifty.

Quote from: Powerslave on July 14, 2008, 05:59:21 PM

what a big head

It's true, I have a large head... a slender build and poorish posture don't help either.
A question for the Poles in attendance (Kosma, Boris)... are big heads a Polish feature? I'm genetically (if that's possible) 50% Polish, if that's possible, from my dad, but I don't look much like him aside from having a huge head, largish nose, and small mouth.

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 14, 2008, 06:01:20 PM

no homo but it looks like you aren't strong enough be a power bottom. or maybe you were a power bottom without using protection, and the picture is merely a snapshot of the after effects

Yeah I'm pretty wussy. I've decided to start doing pushups/situps regularly. I have strong legs though!

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no homo

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3459 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:05:01 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 14, 2008, 05:11:53 PM

I shaved off the beard. It's how demi likes it. Never again :'(

If Demi told you to jump off of a bridge or play Advent Rising, would you?

Quote from: patrickula on July 14, 2008, 07:49:18 PM

A question for the Poles in attendance (Kosma, Boris)... are big heads a Polish feature?

No, just big titties.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3460 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:11:45 PM »

Well I was always a little curious and well I thought it would be a good idea. I don't want to talk about it. :'( :'( :'(

Bildi · « **Reply #3461 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:19:47 PM »

For the love of god, post pics. We'll help shoulder your burden.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3462 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:22:41 PM »

I can't my mom has the camera and she's not in the city.

I would have liked some kind of reminder so i never forget.

Bildi · « **Reply #3463 on:** July 14, 2008, 08:24:14 PM »

x 1,000,000.

muckhole · « **Reply #3464 on:** July 14, 2008, 09:57:21 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 14, 2008, 08:19:47 PM

For the love of god, post pics. We'll help shoulder your burden.

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 14, 2008, 08:22:41 PM

I can't my mom has the camera and she's not in the city.

I would have liked some kind of reminder so i never forget.

Through the magic of science:

Just look at that rugged, dimpled handsome chin. No need to thank me, Mike.

Bildi · « **Reply #3465 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:10:01 PM »

Dimples drive me crazy.

patrickula · « **Reply #3466 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:32:55 PM »

Nice

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3467 on:** July 14, 2008, 10:46:55 PM »

If I had a buttchin I could do no beard.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3468 on:** July 15, 2008, 02:56:35 AM »

Who wants to have sex with ma' face?

As I've been losing the baby fat around my face, when I smile, I don't look like a sweaty pudgeball anymore

demi · « **Reply #3469 on:** July 15, 2008, 02:58:43 AM »

I DIDNT SAY SHAVE IT OFF

Give it a bit, the stubble will come in and you will be SEXY

Bildi · « **Reply #3470 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:03:24 AM »

Ooooooh BT.

I'm trying to lose a bit of weight and it's coming off my face a little too. Fat off the face = win.

Tristam · « **Reply #3471 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:09:19 AM »

Damn BlueTsunami, you do look good dude. Upgrade total.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3472 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:10:07 AM »

I don't mean to be faggy, BT, but you have incredibly cute eyes. That second pic makes me want to hook up with you

demi · « **Reply #3473 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:20:07 AM »

BT's pics look gay as fuck. Hey homo, maybe you should upgrade your TV before posing in front of a mirror

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3474 on:** July 15, 2008, 03:21:13 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 15, 2008, 03:03:24 AM

Ooooooh BT.

I'm trying to lose a bit of weight and it's coming off my face a little too. Fat off the face = win.

Fo sho'. Unfortunately, it seems like the fat from the face was the hardest for me to lose. I've been making gains everywhere else though (Weightlifting for the past 5 months now)

Quote from: Tristam on July 15, 2008, 03:09:19 AM

Damn BlueTsunami, you do look good dude. Upgrade total.

Thanks

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 15, 2008, 03:10:07 AM

I don't mean to be faggy, BT, but you have incredibly cute eyes. That second pic makes me want to hook up with you

Its the eyelashes

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2008, 03:20:07 AM

BT's pics look gay as fuck. Hey homo, maybe you should upgrade your TV before posing in front of a mirror

That's my gay 28" Samsung 1080i HDTV of shittiness. My good one is in the living room

Also, this picture is for Junpei

abrader · « **Reply #3475 on:** July 15, 2008, 04:54:21 AM »

abrader · « **Reply #3476 on:** July 15, 2008, 05:17:29 AM »

hahah what the fukk happened to my other pic - interghosts...

Powerslave · « **Reply #3477 on:** July 15, 2008, 06:21:23 AM »

for someone who earns millions of dollars, you sure have a lot of shitty cams abrader

abrader · « **Reply #3478 on:** July 15, 2008, 08:59:36 AM »

It's not my camera - and - people use cellphone cameras to take fuckoff pix like that.

I gues next time everyone is drunk and nude we will call out for a professional photographer.

abrader · « **Reply #3479 on:** July 15, 2008, 09:49:04 AM »

haha hardly.

I often like to show the worst pictures imaginable because I notice people on the internet always trying to post their best pictures.

Fat people show shots of their face only chin and up.

people with bad skin photoshop

etc etc etc....they try to show themselves in a way that escapes the reality.

So I say fuck all that - ill show my worst possible side and no fucking net cigarillo pinup shots.

News:

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