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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

That dude who made the Thanksgiving thread is disabled and has often spoken about how poor he is. I used to see all of his downer threads and think “Jesus dude wtf is your problem?” But since I’ve seen him talk about his life in a couple threads I’m just like “Whatever gets you through the day man, you’ve been dealt a shitty hand...”

Ah shit, didn't even notice that was ksweeley

I despise the dude's posting habits but happy to cut him some slack.

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Another person I have to feel less hate for.  And you know that juice fuels me.

Yeah, his avatar looks like he's in a back brace or something. 

His disability is that he has "Aspergers" and in any case he lives with his parents so his $12,500 a year is free money for his fetishes but he still bitches about it being unfair. And he regularly works conventions all over the country. He went to like every BronyCon.

I can't believe you idiots actually "feel sorry" because an person who is a complete idiot turns out to actually be a complete idiot. Get over yourselves you fucking pussies or this is what I'll be doing to you:
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are you gay by any chance?

[Vertigo]

I mean at least our relationship thread occasionally has someone actually go meet up with a girl who actually wants to hang out with them,
last success story we saw on Resetera Relationship thread was that Messofanego was forcing a poor girl to marry him

The hilarity of that is his up in the dating thread like his some seasoned ladies man.

He was a virgin with a squeaky voice living with his parents before they arranged his marriage.

[benjipwns]

Royalan's trying to get revenge: https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-theres-a-big-ass-spider-in-the-kitchen-and-im-losing-it.154421/

This fucking thing is huge.

I'm trying to bake a surprise birthday cake for Ketkat before she wakes up but I can't get at the crisco to grease the pan because of this uninvited guest. It's body is bigger than a quarter and it has long legs and stripes.

What do I do??

[OnlyRegret]

That dude who made the Thanksgiving thread is disabled and has often spoken about how poor he is. I used to see all of his downer threads and think “Jesus dude wtf is your problem?” But since I’ve seen him talk about his life in a couple threads I’m just like “Whatever gets you through the day man, you’ve been dealt a shitty hand...”

Ah shit, didn't even notice that was ksweeley

I despise the dude's posting habits but happy to cut him some slack.

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Another person I have to feel less hate for.  And you know that juice fuels me.

Yeah, his avatar looks like he's in a back brace or something. 

His disability is that he has "Aspergers" and in any case he lives with his parents so his $12,500 a year is free money for his fetishes but he still bitches about it being unfair. And he regularly works conventions all over the country. He went to like every BronyCon.

I can't believe you idiots actually "feel sorry" because an person who is a complete idiot turns out to actually be a complete idiot. Get over yourselves you fucking pussies or this is what I'll be doing to you:
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female

[Hermit]

He made that story up to get in with the "I've been sexually assaulted" crowd

[Ghoul]

If true he turned down free real estate. What is he Asexual?

[porkbun]

User banned (duration pending): inflammatory comparison and accusation against other members, recently banned for identical behaviour, and a long history of infractions for hostility and inflammatory accusations

Lol “well if you tell us not to be shitty then we’ll just go back to when things were worse and it’ll be all your fault”

straight out of the alt right playbook. I can’t.

SugarNoodles with a history of history

Invoking the alt-right over fucking burgers 

Why would you go to Burger King anyway if you're a vegan.  Literally the whole restaurant is based on something you can't eat.

And seeing that their "alternative" method of cooking the patty is putting it in the microwave.

 

And of course messofanego has to make it about him!

Yikes, then it might not be halal either. I tried one when I was in USA a couple of months ago.

Again, why the FUCK are you going to Burger King if you need halal meat?

 

He made that story up to get in with the "I've been sexually assaulted" crowd

I can believe the part about him getting teased/bullied by the popular girls, but the part where teachers and the principal go "whaddya, gay?" because it was back in the homophobic early 2000s is just fucking ridiculous.  Like just say you were bullied in school (like most people were) and leave it at that, you don't have to try and make yourself a martyr.

 

[james]

BK is probably the lowest tier fast food. Zero redeeming features.

[Tuckers Law]

Anita is such a piece of shit, she’s the PETA of feminist issues in entertainment.  I don’t even really like the Star War and I still feel compelled to defend it against her insane scamming.

[Ghoul]

I doubt many foods are halal in trumps America.

Also the fuck? You’re getting a vegan burger and expecting all other meats to cater to your religious beliefs?

HUUUUUUUH?

[Clockwork5]

That dude who made the Thanksgiving thread is disabled and has often spoken about how poor he is. I used to see all of his downer threads and think “Jesus dude wtf is your problem?” But since I’ve seen him talk about his life in a couple threads I’m just like “Whatever gets you through the day man, you’ve been dealt a shitty hand...”

Ah shit, didn't even notice that was ksweeley

I despise the dude's posting habits but happy to cut him some slack.

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Another person I have to feel less hate for.  And you know that juice fuels me.

Yeah, his avatar looks like he's in a back brace or something. 

His disability is that he has "Aspergers" and in any case he lives with his parents so his $12,500 a year is free money for his fetishes but he still bitches about it being unfair. And he regularly works conventions all over the country. He went to like every BronyCon.

I can't believe you idiots actually "feel sorry" because an person who is a complete idiot turns out to actually be a complete idiot. Get over yourselves you fucking pussies or this is what I'll be doing to you:
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I stand corrected. What a little bitch lol. That screen cap had me rolling.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine if they knew the people who created impossible and beyond meat knew that appealing to vegans was a money sinker and they intentionally marketed their food in ways to attract meat eaters and not vegans.

[skullstorm]

Royalan's trying to get revenge: https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-theres-a-big-ass-spider-in-the-kitchen-and-im-losing-it.154421/

This fucking thing is huge.

I'm trying to bake a surprise birthday cake for Ketkat before she wakes up but I can't get at the crisco to grease the pan because of this uninvited guest. It's body is bigger than a quarter and it has long legs and stripes.

What do I do??

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-theres-a-big-ass-spider-in-the-kitchen-and-im-losing-it.154421/#post-26685881

Grow some balls and kill it.

 

[ToxicAdam]

BK is probably the lowest tier fast food. Zero redeeming features.

Carl's/Hardees would like a word with you.

[Ghoul]

Robin killed a cricket #cricketlivesmatter

Cricket rights are cricket rights

[Nintex]

I doubt many foods are halal in trumps America.

Also the fuck? You’re getting a vegan burger and expecting all other meats to cater to your religious beliefs?

HUUUUUUUH?

Vegan people are starting to get weird.

I have this co-worker who flipped out at me the other day. She only wants vegan food. I can understand that.
But nearly all vegan food is based on Soy beans but now she doesn't want food based on soy beans anymore.

So I asked her the question you shouldn't ask a vegan. "What were you eating before? Because honestly none of the things you are eating now existed 5 let alone 10 years ago."
I think the vegan only diets have started to effect their brains as much as the climate doomsday cult has.

[benjipwns]

What kind of halal follower late in life suddenly realizes that Burger King probably does not follow halal process? (A lot of restaurants use kosher products though, because of the Je... because it's a handy signal for products being prepared/stored/etc. in known ways.)

[Nintex]

I can't believe this GUTTER OIL is not carbon neutral 

[Ghoul]

Benji have you snapped? I think you’ve snapped, did you get sales data wrong again?

[Joe Molotov]

BK is probably the lowest tier fast food. Zero redeeming features.

Carl's/Hardees would like a word with you.

I like their Western Bacon Cheeseburger. It has an onion ring on it.

[Vertigo]

He made that story up to get in with the "I've been sexually assaulted" crowd

He looks like the sort of guy who maybe changes his underwear every 4 weeks and that's only when forced by mother.

Every Brony I've come across had extreme hygiene issues.

I'm not sure anyone would want to smell his no doubt fetid crotch area.

[benjipwns]

Why would you go to Burger King anyway if you're a vegan.  Literally the whole restaurant is based on something you can't eat.

And seeing that their "alternative" method of cooking the patty is putting it in the microwave.

They probably can't broil it because it'd disintegrate or worse. A roommate's friend used to eat vegan "chicken" fingers that had to be microwaved, if you heated them in a regular oven they fell apart into like a powder. I think they were taken off the market a couple years later probably were cancer causing or something.

[VomKriege]

This has literally been pointed out happening in real time ITT over the last few pages, and some people still deny it?

Truth to power !

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/death-stranding-dunkey-review.154306/post-26701780

[close]

[benjipwns]

Benji have you snapped? I think you’ve snapped, did you get sales data wrong again?

I DON'T FEEL SAFE HERE ANYMORE, NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO REPORT YOU TO THE MODS

[Ghoul]

Benji have you snapped? I think you’ve snapped, did you get sales data wrong again?

I DON'T FEEL SAFE HERE ANYMORE, NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO REPORT YOU TO THE MODS

Joe/bork/rumbler hears you their system doesn’t care.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1197591058420510722

Wasn't RE7 a full VR game ?

[porkbun]

Why would you go to Burger King anyway if you're a vegan.  Literally the whole restaurant is based on something you can't eat.

And seeing that their "alternative" method of cooking the patty is putting it in the microwave.

They probably can't broil it because it'd disintegrate or worse. A roommate's friend used to eat vegan "chicken" fingers that had to be microwaved, if you heated them in a regular oven they fell apart into like a powder. I think they were taken off the market a couple years later probably were cancer causing or something.

Isn't the whole point of the lawsuit is that they're cooking the fake burger on the same grill as the real ones?

Maybe you should be the lawyer for Burger King.

 

I like their Western Bacon Cheeseburger. It has an onion ring on it.

I'm not a big BK fan, but I lived on the 99 cent Rodeo Cheeseburger (pretty much the same thing minus bacon) for a while when I was out of work.

[ToxicAdam]

I like their Western Bacon Cheeseburger. It has an onion ring on it.

Ah, a man of culture I see.

My kid loves their Frisco burger and begs me to stop every time we pass one.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Love this Ford vs Ferrari review.

Picture this: During all 152 minutes of the film–which, for those who love vintage racing cars, will feel as good as an ice cream sundae on a summer afternoon, and you can read all about that here–men dominate the screen for 98% of the time, by my unofficial count. They are in the executive suites at Ford and Ferrari, in the workshops and garages in Venice, on the track out at Willow Springs Raceway. (And when I say men, I mean white, straight men.)

If only they could spruce up the story a bit with a lgbyqbbq trans race humanoid genderfluid robot

[james]

Burger King doesnt use a grill you fucking imbeciles.

It's a conveyor belt like those machines Holiday InN has to toast your bread

[Cerveza mas fina]

Btw that new Rebel Whopper is fucking good and Ill be eating it more often, im def down with many of these vegan veg options. My wife is too.

But when we heard some dude got upset about his burger being made on the same broiler.. lol what a puss. Being vegan is not a religion or an allergy you nunce.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I doubt many foods are halal in trumps America.

Also the fuck? You’re getting a vegan burger and expecting all other meats to cater to your religious beliefs?

HUUUUUUUH?

Vegan people are starting to get weird.

I have this co-worker who flipped out at me the other day. She only wants vegan food. I can understand that.
But nearly all vegan food is based on Soy beans but now she doesn't want food based on soy beans anymore.

So I asked her the question you shouldn't ask a vegan. "What were you eating before? Because honestly none of the things you are eating now existed 5 let alone 10 years ago."
I think the vegan only diets have started to effect their brains as much as the climate doomsday cult has.

Why r u being so dumb again.

Ofc she doesnt want want soy beans cause they are often the source of deforestation.

Yes people can want things that didnt exist before like medicine and electricity and now ethical food.

Youre always so obtuse jesus.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Evert time you write something Nintex I think of

[benjipwns]

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MANBABIES STILL SO BUTTHURT ABOUT THIS?

Alot of his movies are the same note. His comments just sound petty and old man screaming at the clouds.

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FACT CHECK:
You, Me and Dupree: $130.4 million (groundbreaking comedic film)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier: $714.4 million (political thriller)
Captain America: Civil War: $1.153 billion (NC-17 rated family-based murder thriller)
Avengers: Infinity War: $2.048 billion (environmental morality tale)
Avengers: Endgame: $2.798 billion (original dramatic conception)

Mean Streets: $3 million (crime film)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore: $21 million (crime film)
Taxi Driver: $28.3 million (crime film, inspiration for incel drama Joker)
New York, New York: $16.4 million (crime film)
Raging Bull: $23.4 million (Rocky rip-off)
The King of Comedy: $2.5 million (major box office bomb)
After Hours: $10.6 million (crime film)
The Color of Money: $52.3 million (crime film)
The Last Temptation of Christ: $8.9 million (crime film)
Goodfellas: $46.8 million (crime film)
The Age of Innocence: $32.3 million (crime film)
Casino: $116.1 million (crime film)
Kundan: $5.7 million (box office disaster, "not a plot" - Roger Ebert)
Bringing Out The Dead: $16.8 million (even larger box office disaster despite starring Nicolas Cage)
Gangs of New York: $193.8 million (crime film, box office entirely due to Leonardo DiCaprio)
The Aviator: $213.7 million (crime film, again relies on Leonardo DiCaprio)
The Departed: $291.5 million (crime film, again relies on Leonardo DiCaprio, stars Jack Nicholson who played incel hero The Joker)
Shutter Island: $294.8 million (crime film, again relies on Leonardo DiCaprio)
Hugo: $185.8 million (adaption of someone else's work, box office bomb)
Wolf of Wall Street: $392 million (pro-capitalism crime film, relies yet again on Leonardo DiCaprio)
Silence: $23.7 million (box office disaster despite relying on Disney stars Andrew Garfield and Adam Driver along with white supremacist Liam Neeson)
The Irishman: $2.4 million (crime film, largest box office disaster in human history, single-handled collapses the entire film industry of Ireland, sends Iceland into bankruptcy again, causes general election in the U.K.)

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/page-39#post-26661371

Generally it's not, though we do talk to the person who made the ban so we can get context and reasoning for the initial ban.

Seems reas-


Oh hey hold up. I thought bans were always the result of team's decision?

[nachobro]

pea protein is replacing soy in a bunch of these newer faux meats like beyond and the trader joe's brand anyway

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/page-39#post-26661371

Generally it's not, though we do talk to the person who made the ban so we can get context and reasoning for the initial ban.

Seems reas-


Oh hey hold up. I thought bans were always the result of team's decision?

"there's no me in team, but theres a u in cunt"
era staff motivational poster

[benjipwns]

Being vegan is not a religion

[thisismyusername]

BK is probably the lowest tier fast food. Zero redeeming features.

I'd rather get a Whopper over a Big Mac.

Btw that new Rebel Whopper is fucking good and Ill be eating it more often, im def down with many of these vegan veg options. My wife is too.

But when we heard some dude got upset about his burger being made on the same broiler.. lol what a puss. Being vegan is not a religion or an allergy you nunce.

It's less "religion" and more "not wanting meat to touch your 'patty'" which is valid. If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

The lawsuit is frivolous, but it has merit.

[nachobro]

expecting every burger king to change their line to avoid possible meat contamination is dumb. ask before you order if you care that much imo. or maybe get the fuck over yourself as another option.

not to mention bk has been selling veggie burgers for like 15 years or more at this point and it was never an issue lol

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It's less "religion" and more "not wanting meat to touch your 'patty'"

jeez, lay off the acephobia banbot

[benjipwns]

If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

That's on you, pal.

[thisismyusername]

It's less "religion" and more "not wanting meat to touch your 'patty'"

jeez, lay off the acephobia banbot

More like Transphobia from the way I worded it.

[thisismyusername]

If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

That's on you, pal.

I don't disagree, and that's why a lot of Vegans don't go to these national chains: Because they know expecting this level is a little crazy. But again: I can see where the dude is coming from and it has "merit" in being heard. I wouldn't necessarily put it up on the level of ADA expectations, but if you offer a Vegan option, some folks are going to assume you have a "fully Vegan" (or at least a "cross-contamination free" area, in better words) area to cater to their interests.

[benjipwns]

No, the case should be thrown out for being entirely meritless. He is attempting a class action and injunction because his expectation of others being able to read his mind was not met.

Baliff, arrest TIMU and Mr. Phillip Williams and incarcerate them in the same cell as one Christopher John Goldberg.

STREET JUSTICE with Judge benjipwns will return in a moment.

AVAILABLE TODAY AT BURGER KING THE MEATLESS IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER, BUY TWO, GET ONE MEATFILLED WHOPPER PATTY INSERTED BETWEEN THE BUNS THEN SMEARED ALL OVER THE BAG FOR FREE

[NinjaDeath]

Man that thread turned into
"Royalan is a victim" real quick.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/post-26703731

I am not saying I agree with the statement. Unlike literally everyone else in this thread, I don't have an opinion either way.

What I'm saying there is a fucking world of difference between feeling that asexuals don't get the same level of violence directed at them (again, whether that's true or not), and being a fucking bigot that needs to be removed from the Era mod team ASAP. That word, and our rage, is infinitely better directed at people that actually harbor ill will towards minorities, of which there is no shortage. But apparently a gay black mod whose sin was (potentially) being wrong two years ago and apologizing for it is a more appropriate target for rage and harassment than actual homophobes and transphobes, and cause of celebration when they step down.

Lose me with all of this shit. This is not a board of empathy and forgiveness; this is a board of petty revenge.

oof

[james]

I'd rather get a Whopper over a Big Mac.
If I cooked in a meat-free environment and went to an establishment that offered a meat-free option, I'd assume they had a counter-top for their meat-free options to not be "cross-contaminated."

The lawsuit is frivolous, but it has merit.

So you stan for BK but have no fucking idea how their cooking environment works?

Countertop? Are you fucking serious?

IT'S A GODDAMN CONVEYOR BELT.



Burger goes in one side.

Burger comes out the other side.



Theres no contamination because the conveyor belt goes right back through the fire again, burning everything off

[benjipwns]

That's the entire complaint, james, it's the same place meat goes. That's not allowed under certain vegan cult mandates. The cleansing effects of fire has no power here.

[BisMarckie]

I wish fire had any cleansing effect on this thread.

[remy]

just install another FUCKING VEGAN MEAT CONVEYER BK IS IT SO HARD???

[who is ted danson?]

if its touched meat, it can't touch the vegan burger

that means if you've used your hand to touch hog, you can't prep vegan burgers

asexuals only

(the ones that don't fuck)

[Leadbelly]

Jussie Smollett suing Chicago for malicious prosecution
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50499440

This fucking guy! lol

[benjipwns]

User warned: Hostility towards another member

OP if you went a whole day without posting a thread I bet your life would improve tenfold. Quality over quantity.

User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory whataboutism and antagonizing other users over multiple posts; prior bans for hostility

And? Because there is literally no one going "THEY NEVER HAD WAR BEFORE", which makes you bringing that argument to the table sound incredibly suspect in a thread about the history of Native American genocide.

This is not the first time you displayed your myopic ability to jump to conclusions and run with conjecture.

Both these posts are objectively true. Glad they were actioned to ensure forum members' safety.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

if its touched meat, it can't touch the vegan burger

that means if you've used your hand to touch hog, you can't prep vegan burgers

asexuals only

(the ones that don't fuck)

Nathan Fielder proven ahead of his time once again.

[benjipwns]

I wish fire had any cleansing effect for this thread.

I bet you haven't even set your computer on fire to FACT CHECK this claim.

[BisMarckie]

I wish fire had any cleansing effect for this thread.

I bet you haven't even set your computer on fire to FACT CHECK this claim.

I bet it wouldn't work thanks to these pesky EU fire regulations. #DExit now!

[benjipwns]

How did Nathan know that guys elevated heart rate wasn't because he had thought of Aquaman?

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

How did Nathan know that guys elevated heart rate wasn't because he had thought of Aquaman?

I assume that’s the sort of thing that you learn about at the very good Canadian business schools.

[Potato]

Some of you are so woke I'm not sure how you make it through the day without offing yourself. It's great to think of others, especially groups that have been shit on historically. So do something for Native Americans that day or volunteer at a food bank or something, but trying to make everybody miserable on a day they want to spend with their family and being thankful for the things they have is a misstep. It's more about impressing others with just how woke you are instead of making a meaningful contribution. People are trying to get through this life with a little joy. They can visit with family, over eat and watch some football without having to feel guilty about it.

The best response in this thread, thank you.

Great post.

This. Perfect post.

Reasonable post, right? Even several people agreed! What did the mods think?

User banned (1 month): dismissing concerns around the impact of colonialism, attacking the community

 

Every one of those people agreeing had also been banned.