DOJ |OT| SUMMIT NOW SUMMIT NOW

[Transhuman]

hey little friends I got this PM on the NeoGAF.com

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What is he even talking about? And what's with the Belgian billiard ball?

[benjipwns]

Why are the Democrats silent on instituting Funko Pop control? No one needs more than like... zero.

[maninthemirror]

Finally got a perm... “minimizing racism and submitting hostile report”
I reported nepenthe for cheering slamming a racist woman head first into the pavement and the mod saying she does not car if she dies with that slam.

I feel a burden off my shoulder

[james]

Finally got a perm... “minimizing racism and submitting hostile report”
I reported nepenthe for cheering slamming a racist woman head first into the pavement and the mod saying she does not car if she dies with that slam.

I feel a burden off my shoulder

 

[Pissy F Benny]

Damn Michael Jackson is a real e-badass 

[team filler]

Finally got a perm... “minimizing racism and submitting hostile report”
I reported nepenthe for cheering slamming a racist woman head first into the pavement and the mod saying she does not car if she dies with that slam.

I feel a burden off my shoulder

[Pissy F Benny]

Finally got a perm... “minimizing racism and submitting hostile report”
I reported nepenthe for cheering slamming a racist woman head first into the pavement and the mod saying she does not car if she dies with that slam.

I feel a burden off my shoulder

Did it feel real good? Did it make a difference?

[Hermit]

Big man getting the big ban

[maninthemirror]

Finally got a perm... “minimizing racism and submitting hostile report”
I reported nepenthe for cheering slamming a racist woman head first into the pavement and the mod saying she does not car if she dies with that slam.

I feel a burden off my shoulder

Did it feel real good? Did it make a difference?

I was planning to go out with a topic calling out the fact that hive mind thinking had taken over mods and mods are now as bad if not worse than GAF and that if I don’t say I suck dick in a Dave Chappell thread I’ll be banned for liking his special. That couldn’t be . Oh well. Time to move on from instability

[Ghoul]

Big man getting the big ban

Said someone with only a two week ban. 


Also new kids on the block, we don't care about your edgy leaving parties, don't be weird, no kiwi memes, only doxxing Benji signed off on are allowed.

[benjipwns]

Finally got a perm... “minimizing racism and submitting hostile report”
I reported nepenthe for cheering slamming a racist woman head first into the pavement and the mod saying she does not car if she dies with that slam.

I feel a burden off my shoulder

Did it feel real good? Did it make a difference?

I was planning to go out with a topic calling out the fact that hive mind thinking had taken over mods and mods are now as bad if not worse than GAF and that if I don’t say I suck dick in a Dave Chappell thread I’ll be banned for liking his special. That couldn’t be . Oh well. Time to move on from instability

Nah, that's dumb. Getting banned for a "hostile report" for reporting a mod promoting violence despite it being against the rules to even make "historical references implying violence" is funnier.

[Risible]

As a Funko Pop collector

The sentence was already a terminal failure at this point but he just kept going

My buddy's brother has over 1200 pops. It's all he does. He's 33 and still lives with his parents. Their guest room is now a storage unit for his collection.

I didn't realize how big this would look until I just searched for funko pop collections, this dude only has 750:


This kid somehow has 1300 and literally everything on his channel is about finding, buying and opening looking at the boxes of funko pops:

Talk about weapons-grade autism. That second video is literally 60 minutes of him listing all 1300 pops. That's it.

[benjipwns]

Talk about weapons-grade autism. That second video is literally 60 minutes of him listing all 1300 pops. That's it.

He has videos at like every hundred as he acquired them where he does this.

He also has hour long videos of him looking at them online.

I went from wanting him arrested to wanting him as President.

[james]

Finally got a perm... “minimizing racism and submitting hostile report”
I reported nepenthe for cheering slamming a racist woman head first into the pavement and the mod saying she does not car if she dies with that slam.

I feel a burden off my shoulder

Did it feel real good? Did it make a difference?

I was planning to go out with a topic calling out the fact that hive mind thinking had taken over mods and mods are now as bad if not worse than GAF and that if I don’t say I suck dick in a Dave Chappell thread I’ll be banned for liking his special. That couldn’t be . Oh well. Time to move on from instability

Scenario:

You are masturbating. Your step-sister walks in on you. What Nintendo character is on your computer screen?

[benjipwns]

And here you are, knowing this.

He is now my idol, you don't have to be jealous about it.

[Tasty]

Talk about weapons-grade autism. That second video is literally 60 minutes of him listing all 1300 pops. That's it.

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[joeboy101]

And here you are, knowing this.

He is now my idol, you don't have to be jealous about it.

So you want a Funko of him, right?

[nachobro]

I was planning to go out with a topic calling out the fact that hive mind thinking had taken over mods and mods are now as bad if not worse than GAF and that if I don’t say I suck dick in a Dave Chappell thread I’ll be banned for liking his special. That couldn’t be . Oh well. Time to move on from instability

[Hermit]

Account suicides are so 2013

[benjipwns]

On NeoGAF.com they were talking about when the forum started going downhill and I made a carepost saying it really started going downhill fast after like 2014 (back before climate change) and was a flood of ResetERA.com's traits by 2016-2017 and Evilore-senpai liked it.

Maybe I can get filler unbanned after all.

[benjipwns]

riotous, stop PMing me asking to get him to lift your bans

[Lonewulfeus]

Account suicide:
Actual suicide:

[Hermit]

I'm starting my own forum, The Boring.

THIS IS NOT A SELF REQUESTED BAN

[BisMarckie]

OK shosty.

[benjipwns]

I sent shosta to infiltrate that meeting and he hasn't come back, might have been captured.

I told him not to trust Hobbes' heel turn on Twitter.

[HaughtyFrank]

I'm frankly disappointed that we have yet to read a foreword from a bore mod about the cream ban

[Hermit]

Cutting your mom and sister out of your life because they like Chick-fil-a

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-not-sure-what-to-do-about-my-mom-sister-regarding-the-topic-of-chick-fil-a.154889/page-2#post-26860998

[benjipwns]

We need to have a discussion about the Funkophobia among The Bire mods.

[jorma]

Popping 

As a Funko Pop collector

The sentence was already a terminal failure at this point but he just kept going

My buddy's brother has over 1200 pops. It's all he does. He's 33 and still lives with his parents. Their guest room is now a storage unit for his collection.

please tell me that your buddy at least is the older brother...

Nope, he's 30

I guess there's no hope then, because if watching your kid brother move out and get on with his life while you're still at home eating tendies doesn't make you question your decisions in life, what would?

[Tuckers Law]

Man, as an Englishman I can’t imagine how I’d feel if people were to make fun of Spotted Dick and Jellied Eels, or were to suggest that the food of my people was generally fucking awful. How bereft of appetite I would be if someone said that the only bearable dishes were those we stole from others. It would strike at the very core of me, I’m sure.

you guys did alright with meat pies though

Fish & chips, and Jaffa cakes are the shit, too!

[nachobro]

Cutting your mom and sister out of your life because they like Chick-fil-a

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-not-sure-what-to-do-about-my-mom-sister-regarding-the-topic-of-chick-fil-a.154889/page-2#post-26860998

Probably for the best. Putting distance between himself and those two will allow them to not end up in garbage bags in pieces.

neoxon is fine, he's just not very smart and gets worked up over the smallest shit. i remember him on GAF getting into a tizzy and having long drawn out arguments and making videos about marvel vs capcom characters being/not being announced.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

That's why your comedy sucks.

Lolol. As if I would use my stagetime as some kind of pathetic pulpit to preach from.

Well thats where you're going wrong because somebody with nearly a decade of professional comedy training was very clear that the first rule of comedy is doing exactly that and 'punching up'

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

hey little friends I got this PM on the NeoGAF.com

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Little Friends Table |OT| An unending latrine of being mocked, insulted and dismissed

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No, its still a nothingburger, although it is kind of funny they'll now cut posters loose with insta perms at any hint because of 'the optics'

[nachobro]

neoxon is also the dude who made the thread complaining about street fighter not having many racial minorities and also said that asians don't count because reasons.

[Tasty]

Account suicide:
Actual suicide: (Image removed from quote.)

[Hermit]

neoxon is also the dude who made the thread complaining about street fighter not having many racial minorities and also said that asians don't count because reasons.

[Tasty]

First time in a while I submitted a reply and a newer post was after it.

[nachobro]

neoxon is also the dude who made the thread complaining about street fighter not having many racial minorities and also said that asians don't count because reasons.

I was originally gonna make this a percentage thread like I did for the female fighters thread, but it'd be a bit depressing with regards to how many we have in each game. That plus counting those of East Asian descent would get a bit dicey in terms of how people would feel about the final percentage, especially with regards to fighting games from Japan.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-look-at-people-of-color-in-the-current-batch-of-fighting-games.81779/

"dicey" aka wouldn't prove the point i'm trying to make

being the woke fighting gamer sorta became his brand
https://www.resetera.com/threads/street-fighter-has-so-much-untapped-potential-with-regards-to-being-progressive-with-its-female-fighters-black-brown-characters.103977/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/analyzing-the-percentage-of-female-fighters-in-the-rosters-of-the-current-batch-of-fighting-games-update-sfv-ce-percentage-updated.10398/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/super-smash-bros-has-significant-potential-with-regards-to-its-representation-of-women.108390/

i do like that the second response to one of those is the most resetti post ever:

Good writeup, but please use women instead of females.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/analyzing-the-percentage-of-female-fighters-in-the-rosters-of-the-current-batch-of-fighting-games-update-sfv-ce-percentage-updated.10398/post-1935767

[nachobro]

e: some of the replies in this old thread lmao

Good writeup, but please use women instead of females.

I get why you say that, obviously, but it is also a bit odd to say women, when we honestly do not know how all characters self-identify.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/analyzing-the-percentage-of-female-fighters-in-the-rosters-of-the-current-batch-of-fighting-games-update-sfv-ce-percentage-updated.10398/post-1935877

[Hermit]

e: some of the replies in this old thread lmao

Good writeup, but please use women instead of females.

I get why you say that, obviously, but it is also a bit odd to say women, when we honestly do not know how all characters self-identify.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/analyzing-the-percentage-of-female-fighters-in-the-rosters-of-the-current-batch-of-fighting-games-update-sfv-ce-percentage-updated.10398/post-1935877

Is it okay for a developer to decide how a fictional character identifies??? 

[benjipwns]

do people actually like characters more for their appearance than gameplay reasons he pretended to ask

I feel like I remember a Nepenthe post where she admitted she preferred playing as other Overwatch characters but felt it was important to represent Lucio

it's my headcannon either way

[Mr Gilhaney]

https://twitter.com/WarThunder/status/1199696536936034304

[TVC15]

On NeoGAF.com they were talking about when the forum started going downhill and I made a carepost saying it really started going downhill fast after like 2014 (back before climate change) and was a flood of ResetERA.com's traits by 2016-2017 and Evilore-senpai liked it.

Maybe I can get filler unbanned after all.

 

The year I was demodded! I hope it’s becoming clear what you need to do to restore NeoGaf, people. My carefree attitude is clearly what made it thrive for a decade.

[Hermit]

 

[BIONIC]

https://twitter.com/waffl3sk4t/status/1199748881736765440

[james]

do people actually like characters more for their appearance than gameplay reasons he pretended to ask

You dont pick the character with the biggest tiddies?

[Hermit]

I always pick kirby in smash because he and I look alike

[benjipwns]

Is it okay for a developer to decide how a fictional character identifies??? 

No:

Ashe's character, like many others, was created after the fact of her design. She exists as a foil to McCree because, upon settling on a design, they simply made her that way. We don't know how she would've been characterized as a black woman because Blizzard didn't give her the chance to be a black woman.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/goty-season-is-nigh-so-tell-us-how-do-you-decide-your-goty-top-10-list.155631/

Not just which games, but how do you order them?

Do you order your list based on which games you had the most fun playing this year? Or do you take a more analytical approach and try to pick the games that were the most ambitious/best from a game design perspective? Do you pick the most technologically ambitious games? Or maybe the most original and unique games, even if they're smaller in scope? Do you prioritize games that had the best gameplay but perhaps middling stories? Or maybe the other way around? Do you put the games you've spent the most time with at the top of your list? Or does playtime not factor into it for you?

[BisMarckie]

Yes.

[TVC15]

Nepenthe gets dumber with every further post I see. Excluding the car purchase post. That’s probably a high watermark that’s tough to beat. You could play devil’s lettuce DUI bumper cars for a full hour and not top that purchase.

I really hope Nepenthe is reading this so they know they shouldn’t bother coming online again, for their health.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/WarThunder/status/1199696536936034304

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-about-to-be-2020-how-has-camping-in-fps-not-been-addressed.155463/

FPS Staff needs to have a meeting with the Camping community ASAP.

There will of course be a foreword by SweetNicole.

[TVC15]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-about-to-be-2020-how-has-camping-in-fps-not-been-addressed.155463/

FPS Staff needs to have a meeting with the Camping community ASAP.

There will of course be a foreword by SweetNicole.

Just a foreword? I think this situation may require a preamble.

[HaughtyFrank]

Is it okay for a developer to decide how a fictional character identifies??? 

No:

Ashe's character, like many others, was created after the fact of her design. She exists as a foil to McCree because, upon settling on a design, they simply made her that way. We don't know how she would've been characterized as a black woman because Blizzard didn't give her the chance to be a black woman.

This reminds me of RE arguing that videogame characters didn't "consent" to the camera or outfits.

If POSITIVE sexual relations are the end goal, i am sure there can be some acknowledgements we can agree on.

• Enthusiastic consent by all parties.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/positive-sexual-representation-in-games-is-it-possible.141825/post-24650064

Wont somebody please think about Bayonetta not even consenting to star in a videogame?

[TVC15]

https://twitter.com/lloydkaufman/status/1199738951306747904

?

[benjipwns]

This reminds me of RE arguing that videogame characters didn't "consent" to the camera or outfits.

If POSITIVE sexual relations are the end goal, i am sure there can be some acknowledgements we can agree on.

• Enthusiastic consent by all parties.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/positive-sexual-representation-in-games-is-it-possible.141825/post-24650064

Wont somebody please think about Bayonetta not even consenting to star in a videogame?

What if I don't consent? Why are other players allowed to ignore my refusal to consent to their seeing it?

[BIONIC]

Besada is sure looking good these days

[TVC15]

https://twitter.com/lloydkaufman/status/1199738951306747904

?

That looks more like Twitter to me, chief.

Anyways, famous scene from Tromeo and Juliet. Guess it's the anniversary today.

Uh hurr sure that looks like Poultrygeist to me cheef sure

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I just realized I misread the post again, due to my enthusiasm in finding any weaksauce justification to post this scene. I may make this a theme in my forum-based performance art today

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[Nintex]