Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 614844 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4620 on:** May 28, 2020, 01:22:37 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on May 28, 2020, 11:56:02 AM

Nice to see the discourse get more honest as time goes on.

99% of wank daddery is just working out sexual frustrations

team filler · « **Reply #4621 on:** May 28, 2020, 02:48:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/ChrisLynnHedges/status/1266074146984902661

Tripon · « **Reply #4622 on:** May 29, 2020, 10:04:09 AM »

https://twitter.com/Nick_Kline99/status/1266183575868772352

Candance.owens is bad at this..

Nintex · « **Reply #4623 on:** May 29, 2020, 07:05:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1266243347837890561

Wank dads getting ethered lately

benjipwns · « **Reply #4624 on:** May 29, 2020, 11:27:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1266549063492816902

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1266485841293193217

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #4625 on:** May 30, 2020, 08:54:47 AM »

Cant believe Peter Molyneux turnued out to be the more sane Molyneux.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4626 on:** May 30, 2020, 09:21:02 AM »

For a long time, I thought they were the same person. I thought that Black and White guy sure showed his colours. It doesn't help that all bald people look the same and I can't read.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4627 on:** May 31, 2020, 02:02:00 AM »

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1266890639356112897

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1266731692691197953

Nintex · « **Reply #4628 on:** May 31, 2020, 11:56:30 AM »

https://twitter.com/emrata/status/1266898124817051649

Wank dad keeps losing lmao

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4629 on:** May 31, 2020, 12:46:53 PM »

I knew I was right to sell Wank Dads and invest heavily in Wank Mommies.

Tripon · « **Reply #4630 on:** May 31, 2020, 01:06:19 PM »

Krystal Ball is so mad in this video.

VomKriege · « **Reply #4631 on:** May 31, 2020, 02:13:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1266554763702759424

https://twitter.com/sreddi_515/status/1266599638766956544

Mandark · « **Reply #4632 on:** May 31, 2020, 02:44:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1266880314737115143

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4633 on:** May 31, 2020, 02:58:04 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on May 31, 2020, 02:44:38 PM

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1266880314737115143

My dad said he didn’t even try on defense. A lot of times he wouldn’t even run down the court.

Nintex · « **Reply #4634 on:** May 31, 2020, 03:41:45 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2020, 12:46:53 PM

I knew I was right to sell Wank Dads and invest heavily in Wank Mommies.

Fact check: true

https://twitter.com/JCMorenoGarcia/status/1266540474736746496

team filler · « **Reply #4635 on:** May 31, 2020, 05:36:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/mrs_socialista/status/1267203861443469312

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #4636 on:** May 31, 2020, 07:26:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1266528495871627265

https://twitter.com/SpikerIsAwesome/status/1266840664764973056

team filler · « **Reply #4637 on:** May 31, 2020, 11:45:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1267294533793902594

niccas in china

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4638 on:** June 01, 2020, 12:16:12 AM »

That shit cray!

Nintex · « **Reply #4639 on:** June 01, 2020, 07:08:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/sbkaufman/status/1267271423527022592

Tripon · « **Reply #4640 on:** June 01, 2020, 11:09:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1267472132038156288

Oblivion · « **Reply #4641 on:** June 01, 2020, 02:47:23 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on May 31, 2020, 07:26:52 PM

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1266528495871627265

https://twitter.com/SpikerIsAwesome/status/1266840664764973056

https://twitter.com/Xenos_RIFS/status/1267219544075993088

curly · « **Reply #4642 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:05:40 PM »

Quote from: filler on May 31, 2020, 11:45:19 PM

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1267294533793902594

niccas in china

pls Cali's going back to Mexico. Viva la raza

EchoRin · « **Reply #4643 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:35:22 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on June 01, 2020, 11:09:24 AM

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1267472132038156288

https://twitter.com/PotatoOfDestiny/status/1267473138268413955

Right right

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4644 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:37:49 PM »

pls Mexico and the North Mexico Buffer Rump State of America are all going to the Canadian Empire.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4645 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:44:19 PM »

They'll have to fight the chicoms for it.

EchoRin · « **Reply #4646 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2020, 03:37:49 PM

pls Mexico and the North Mexico Buffer Rump State of America are all going to the Canadian Empire.

I'll take it. I need my Tim Hortons here in Illinois.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4647 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:50:12 PM »

Tim Hortons is no longer a Canadian thing and been in decline since it merged with Burger King.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4648 on:** June 01, 2020, 03:58:26 PM »

America is a divided, hostile, barbaric country and I think residential schools are the solution.

EchoRin · « **Reply #4649 on:** June 01, 2020, 04:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2020, 03:50:12 PM

Tim Hortons is no longer a Canadian thing and been in decline since it merged with Burger King.

I never really noticed a difference over the years, but I pretty much only eat the bagels with cream cheese and vanilla dip donuts and hot coco when I go to Timmies.

And, huh, the one I visited most when I was still in Michigan was connected with a Wendy's of all things.

Tripon · « **Reply #4650 on:** June 01, 2020, 04:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on June 01, 2020, 03:58:26 PM

America is a divided, hostile, barbaric country and I think residential schools are the solution.

Isn't that where the Canadians raped your 1st nation children population?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4651 on:** June 01, 2020, 04:09:57 PM »

No get educated https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/a-history-of-residential-schools-in-canada-1.702280

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The Canadian government developed a policy called "aggressive assimilation" to be taught at church-run, government-funded industrial schools, later called residential schools. The government felt children were easier to mold than adults, and the concept of a boarding school was the best way to prepare them for life in mainstream society.

which is good because American's population is mostly made of malleable man-children who need to be prepared for modern society.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4652 on:** June 01, 2020, 07:39:50 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1267599019305349120

naff · « **Reply #4653 on:** June 02, 2020, 09:19:24 PM »

Quote from: filler on May 27, 2020, 06:09:31 PM

https://twitter.com/repjohnlewis/status/751432205826715648

wait, i saw someone post this and thought it was a sarcastic statement by an official highlighting the absurdity of the expectation by seemingly many against the protests that being beaten, and seeing your peers being beaten, is not justification for being angry. you should still respect rule of law etc. this is earnest? sheesh.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4654 on:** June 02, 2020, 09:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 02, 2020, 11:22:05 AM

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1266874441197326338

sounds like the US should’ve...cleaned its room?

team filler · « **Reply #4655 on:** June 03, 2020, 09:33:09 AM »

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1268169495958261765

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1268170512087171074

syrian queen is a kpop stan

shosta · « **Reply #4656 on:** June 03, 2020, 11:33:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1268140097666519040

Got me fucked up good

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4657 on:** June 03, 2020, 11:53:58 AM »

I have this great recipe for a simple dish that I call "Going to Taco Bell and ordering a Crunchwrap Supreme"!

shosta · « **Reply #4658 on:** June 03, 2020, 12:07:57 PM »

Are you interested in cooking from home? You should try this precooked, preseasoned chicken that's been kept hot for you all day and that everyone has already most definitely seen

Tripon · « **Reply #4659 on:** June 03, 2020, 12:17:37 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on June 03, 2020, 12:07:57 PM

Are you interested in cooking from home? You should try this precooked, preseasoned chicken that's been kept hot for you all day and that everyone has already most definitely seen

You can break the chicken up and serve it in soup and use the bones in a broth. It's actually not the whackiest idea to use a pre-cooked bird to use as a base for something else.

shosta · « **Reply #4660 on:** June 03, 2020, 12:18:27 PM »

I know that, it's still funny

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4661 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:29:45 PM »

Quote from: Stro on June 03, 2020, 01:20:38 PM

The word carceral means the act of binge eating cereal and imprisoning it in your belly

No, I'm pretty sure it's a medium-sized wildcat native to Africa, the Middle East, Central Asia, and India.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4662 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:34:06 PM »

nah that's Shalashaska, buddy

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4663 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Stro on June 03, 2020, 01:32:27 PM

That's an ocelot, dawg

No, that's a small wild cat native to the southwestern United States, Mexico, and Central and South America

shosta · « **Reply #4664 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:45:14 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 03, 2020, 01:34:52 PM

no his name is shostakovich

Nintex · « **Reply #4665 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 02, 2020, 11:22:05 AM

https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1266874441197326338

Does Ian still play with puppets like Prince Andrew?

shosta · « **Reply #4666 on:** June 03, 2020, 11:13:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/hels/status/1268362984151232514

Mandark · « **Reply #4667 on:** June 03, 2020, 11:22:49 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #4668 on:** June 04, 2020, 01:59:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/akela_lacy/status/1268393571121496066

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4669 on:** June 04, 2020, 10:32:28 AM »

Remember The Matrix??? That movie is OLD

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4670 on:** June 04, 2020, 11:08:53 AM »

Give Joker the Oscar.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4671 on:** June 04, 2020, 03:38:59 PM »

Quote from: Stro on June 04, 2020, 11:01:35 AM

Scott Adams really underestimates how a bad movie can drive someone to

Lol, we’ve gone full circle on Joker.

Tripon · « **Reply #4672 on:** June 04, 2020, 04:00:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/chicken__puppet/status/1268633191616659458

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4673 on:** June 04, 2020, 05:18:23 PM »

i have no thoughtful stance about the tom cotton piece specifically, didnt read it. but seeing discussions over how tolerant we should be to the intolerant get framed as generational warfare is really tedious. cf. how ‘wokeness’ is just the latest term of opprobrium used to describe people whose ostensible altruism is actually just a cover for their narcissism. that’s a garden variety reactionary trope. and the generational framing allows them to cry about how some great moral establishment is in decline or in crisis.

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If the answer is yes, it means that the view of more than half of Americans are unacceptable. And perhaps they are.

it’s like, they get it, but they also don’t?

Mandark · « **Reply #4674 on:** June 04, 2020, 05:21:39 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on April 08, 2020, 12:55:50 PM

Bret Stephens is going to write a column about Louis CK and cancel culture when daily COVID19 deaths top 2000.

Awarding myself partial credit for this.

Tripon · « **Reply #4675 on:** June 04, 2020, 05:23:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1268654115418263554

It's time for Rubin posting to begin in this thread.

Mandark · « **Reply #4676 on:** June 04, 2020, 06:20:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/byjoelanderson/status/1268654308205006848

Let's goooooooooo

shosta · « **Reply #4677 on:** June 04, 2020, 06:26:53 PM »

figured it out: it's justice june

Mandark · « **Reply #4678 on:** June 04, 2020, 06:29:01 PM »

It's Meltdown Meitheamh.

shosta · « **Reply #4679 on:** June 04, 2020, 06:45:46 PM »

21337's thread was locked so I might as well post this here. One of my friends posted a pretty garden variety people's history meme:

And one dude who went to highschool with us completely lost his shit, said the education system had truely [sic] failed her, called her a racist fuck, really went nuts. There was a lot of back and forth but eventually other people from highschool got in on the action and started talking about how this guy used to walk around doing nazi salutes and making hitler jokes. Finally there were quite a few girls who revealed that he had a pretty long history of sending unsolicited dick pics and they absolutely dragged his ass for miles. Justice June

my very small contribution:

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