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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5701 on: August 06, 2020, 03:51:13 PM »
daddy p was litty :pimp
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5702 on: August 06, 2020, 03:53:19 PM »
Must've been an apple cider induced coma.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5703 on: August 06, 2020, 03:53:46 PM »
Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5704 on: August 06, 2020, 04:05:25 PM »
didn't jorp's daughter try to downplay corona as not really a serious problem a few months ago too?  :neogaf

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5705 on: August 06, 2020, 04:07:58 PM »
wait, he went to serbia for medical help? as in, there was some medical treatment that even RUSSIA thought might be too unethical?  :doge

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« Reply #5706 on: August 06, 2020, 04:10:11 PM »
wait, he went to serbia for medical help? as in, there was some medical treatment that even RUSSIA thought might be too unethical?  :doge

It's a joke about Serbian irredentism.

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« Reply #5707 on: August 06, 2020, 04:11:59 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5708 on: August 06, 2020, 04:34:58 PM »
Less Serbian source: https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/canada/2020/7/2/1_5008292.html

Con: Possibly was wrong.
Pro: Can dust off "Tupac alive in Serbia" memes for Daddy P.

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« Reply #5709 on: August 06, 2020, 04:40:39 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/thecarnivorediet/photos/a.362926877557149/909765616206603/

His daughter posting from Belgrade.

To tie it in with the last few pages, she shares some thoughts about natalism!

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5710 on: August 06, 2020, 04:51:56 PM »
Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

He definitely should not still be suffering from withdrawals after this long, but apparently he was taking a pretty massive dose [way above recommended levels].
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5711 on: August 06, 2020, 05:19:20 PM »
Say what you will about Jordan Peterson and he’s a fucking bitch for sure, but I’d fuck his daughter no doubt about it :shaq
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« Reply #5712 on: August 06, 2020, 05:23:49 PM »
heard she likes raw meat  :rash
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5713 on: August 06, 2020, 05:47:10 PM »
Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

Bruh, his daughter is trying to kill him... :kermit

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« Reply #5714 on: August 06, 2020, 06:00:24 PM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5715 on: August 06, 2020, 06:46:42 PM »
It seems like a Weekend at Uncle Bernie's situation. Has he actually spoken publicly since his coma? He's probably so brain-addled right now that he can only perform basic functions that anyone could manage like playing with RC cars or appearing on conservative podcasts.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5716 on: August 06, 2020, 06:52:36 PM »
Bruh how many fucking benzos a day was Jorp taking if he's still in withdraws after a year+, including being in an coma for months where presumably he was not taking any benzos

Did they ever publicize how long he was in a coma ? Months seems insane but I don't know about the procedure.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5717 on: August 06, 2020, 06:56:36 PM »
Learning that J Beep has the corona has made my day a little brighter  :)

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« Reply #5718 on: August 06, 2020, 06:58:54 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5719 on: August 06, 2020, 07:20:27 PM »
you don't just stop taking benzos though. takes months to ween off, and withdrawals last months past that if you've been a heavy user. one of the few drugs where going cold turkey has a high chance of killing you.

all of petersons crazy shit like wild mood swings while discussing ideology being propogated by disney movies makes so much more sense. who knew when talking about "slaying the dragon within us" he was really just heavily sedating himself  :doge
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« Reply #5720 on: August 06, 2020, 07:23:24 PM »
Peterson may be a doofus but at least he has the decency to be entertaining and weird, unlike Rubin.

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« Reply #5721 on: August 06, 2020, 07:29:07 PM »
rubin is devoid of charisma. a soulless hack grifter unworthy of anyone's attention.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5722 on: August 07, 2020, 12:04:42 AM »

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« Reply #5723 on: August 07, 2020, 12:19:29 AM »
Donald Trump is the American Thaksin Shinawatra. :spiders

They both even had shortlived stints in professional sports ownership. :thinking

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5724 on: August 07, 2020, 12:19:50 AM »

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« Reply #5725 on: August 07, 2020, 12:43:15 AM »
https://twitter.com/charlesmurray/status/1264632290308694022

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5726 on: August 07, 2020, 05:05:16 AM »
The Bitchell Denial Tango Ronde Extraordinaire never stops :

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1291535747246428162
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5727 on: August 07, 2020, 08:58:25 AM »
More than twice as many people have already died from Covid than die during a really bad flu season, but okay.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5728 on: August 07, 2020, 12:42:02 PM »
https://torontosun.com/news/world/former-u-of-t-prof-jordan-peterson-contracts-coronavirus

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One-time University of Toronto professor and clinical pyschologist Jordan Peterson has another fight on his hands these days.

The 58-year-old Edmonton native who drew attention in his U of T days for battling Bill C-16 is, according to the UK tabloid The Sun, now fighting off the conronavirus and a year-long battle with prescription drug addition.

According to his daughter Mikhaila who has been feeding the Sun exclusively the details of her father’s health battles, Jordan Peterson caught coronavirus in a Serbian hospital while recovering from an over-reliance on the anti-anxiety drug Benzodiazepine.

Also according to his daughter, Peterson is battling pneumonia for the second time this year.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5729 on: August 07, 2020, 01:00:37 PM »
^^^ wow what a wanker, show some humantity you god danged son of a bitch ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5730 on: August 07, 2020, 02:54:04 PM »
Never should have drank that glass of apple cider, man. :tocry
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5731 on: August 07, 2020, 03:44:26 PM »
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1291526945319145472

I hate this man so much.

 :picard

Too busy doing this instead of finishing his film on time; and he calls socialists lazy.

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« Reply #5732 on: August 07, 2020, 04:41:22 PM »
https://twitter.com/hannahgais/status/1291818512818806784

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Sam Seder who is not a BAD LEFTY is guest hosting for Chris Haynes tonight on MSNBC.

https://twitter.com/posadist_trapgd/status/1291770025221795846
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« Reply #5733 on: August 07, 2020, 05:10:48 PM »
https://twitter.com/hannahgais/status/1291818512818806784

 :lol

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Sam Seder who is not a BAD LEFTY is guest hosting for Chris Haynes tonight on MSNBC.

https://twitter.com/posadist_trapgd/status/1291770025221795846

holy shit, i don't even remember the last time sam was on MSNBC simply as a panelist, but now they're letting him substitute host a show?  :o my boy's climbing up the ladder nicely  :jawalrus

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5734 on: August 07, 2020, 05:16:35 PM »
More than twice as many people have already died from Covid than die during a really bad flu season, but okay.

He seems to cycle every couple of days.
COViD numbers are fake -> Fatality rate is negligible -> Just the flu bro -> Chloroquin absolutely works anyway -> Masks are not 100% effective so useless -> COViD numbers are fake.

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« Reply #5735 on: August 07, 2020, 05:40:37 PM »
Jerry Falwell, Jr. is cancelled.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5736 on: August 07, 2020, 05:56:49 PM »
RIP Jr., died for free speech Trailer Park Boys.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5737 on: August 07, 2020, 06:17:46 PM »
RIP Jr., died for free speech Trailer Park Boys.



RIP Morty.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5740 on: August 07, 2020, 08:28:22 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5741 on: August 07, 2020, 08:36:55 PM »
Thanks, 10/10 fake.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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« Reply #5744 on: August 07, 2020, 09:02:36 PM »
#BBCQrew  ;)
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5745 on: August 08, 2020, 03:03:31 PM »
Hannah Jones's Twitter replies have some pretty good #content in the last 24 hours :whoo

She went for the "I'm Checking Out of This Convo" move (naturally she didn't) as well as the "How Dare You Accuse Me of Being Well Off, I Have Many Poor Relatives," and topped it off with the classic "The Fact that You're Disagreeing With Me Proves My Point."

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5747 on: August 08, 2020, 05:54:54 PM »

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« Reply #5750 on: August 08, 2020, 06:11:11 PM »
With the most :brain posters, as with mass shooters and serial killers, you can spend a lot of time trying to reconstruct their psyche and understand the internal logic that motivates them, and ~80% of the time you find out they just hate women.


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5752 on: August 08, 2020, 06:23:22 PM »
didn't know dinesh was a sonic fan
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5753 on: August 08, 2020, 06:24:49 PM »
didn't know dinesh was a sonic fan

Or Evangelion :expert
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5754 on: August 08, 2020, 06:34:17 PM »
:era

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1291848072138575873

:popular

The current intro of his wiki is pretty fire tho :
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Dinesh Joseph D'Souza (/dɪˈnɛʃ dəˈsuːzə/; born April 25, 1961) is an Indian-born American far-right political provocateur, author, filmmaker, conspiracy theorist and convicted felon.[1][2][3][4][5]

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5755 on: August 08, 2020, 06:40:46 PM »
With the most :brain posters, as with mass shooters and serial killers, you can spend a lot of time trying to reconstruct their psyche and understand the internal logic that motivates them, and ~80% of the time you find out they just hate women.

I don't hate women, just what they have become. 

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« Reply #5756 on: August 08, 2020, 08:39:46 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5757 on: August 08, 2020, 08:56:29 PM »
That account is big on "Rojava isn't a NATO proxy because famously accountable NATO member Turkey attacks it." :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #5759 on: August 08, 2020, 10:21:07 PM »
are we going to have a Bore watch of Trump Card?