Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 614512 times)

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6000 on:** August 19, 2020, 08:07:18 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2020, 07:43:30 PM

I can't find it right now, but the "press conference" that Jacob Wohl did sometime last year where people were just yelling at him and throwing donuts was pretty great.

Pretty sure it’s this one about Pelosi being an opioid addict and Cruz being a swinger. (It is, donut throwing at 5 minutes in)

https://m.

This was the last one I saw since I figured they got told to stop doing it cause of the air horns going off throughout and one of his neighbors having a breakdown at the end.

Mandark · « **Reply #6001 on:** August 20, 2020, 04:07:58 AM »

https://twitter.com/KnowN0thing1/status/1295740393036939264

team filler · « **Reply #6002 on:** August 20, 2020, 04:24:21 AM »

at 1:38:30 "big fat pony hog"

Oblivion · « **Reply #6003 on:** August 20, 2020, 10:45:43 AM »

https://twitter.com/dpovey1/status/1296294375987662848

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6004 on:** August 20, 2020, 10:54:59 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 19, 2020, 06:20:07 PM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 18, 2020, 11:10:48 PM
Predictions?

https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1295804684670832642

It’s happening!

https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1296155509108678656

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1296440877620109317

VomKriege · « **Reply #6005 on:** August 20, 2020, 11:42:20 AM »

https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1296082481746259968

Oblivion · « **Reply #6006 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:17:03 PM »

shockingly enough, Lobster Daddy seems to be a very bad influence:

https://twitter.com/Jezebel/status/1296450097040039938

Transhuman · « **Reply #6007 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:20:14 PM »

Only if you consider killing James Blunt to be an immoral act

EchoRin · « **Reply #6008 on:** August 20, 2020, 12:29:08 PM »

Though, meh. So he was red pilling himself in college and then de-pilled himself. The article mentions this was from back in the 90s.

Really, this just reinforces that J Beep is a dumbass.

VomKriege · « **Reply #6009 on:** August 20, 2020, 05:20:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1296529042829606912

shosta · « **Reply #6010 on:** August 20, 2020, 05:25:13 PM »

fact check: https://twitter.com/annakhachiyan/status/1296451243808829441

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6011 on:** August 20, 2020, 05:29:31 PM »

Plus, with Loomer you already know she's got the handcuffs.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6012 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 19, 2020, 06:20:07 PM

It’s happening!

https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1296155509108678656

You hate to see it, but Giuliani delivered the biggest scoop of all time.

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JK he just got two doctors to say Biden has dementia

https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1296531518547021830

Kinda rich coming from a guy who forgets twitter isn’t google.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RPDtweets/status/1295723846537019395

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6013 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on August 20, 2020, 10:45:43 AM

https://twitter.com/dpovey1/status/1296294375987662848

Wow it's weird seeing people from my corner of the universe. If you haven't read the story on this guy its worth a look. He also used to be one of the biggest names in Speech Recognition. My friends tell stories about him being a giant cunt even back in the day. He also decided to basically rename the Hamming window after himself in his own source code.

naff · « **Reply #6014 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:30:12 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 20, 2020, 05:25:13 PM

fact check: https://twitter.com/annakhachiyan/status/1296451243808829441

what! loomer looks like she got a face lift after melting a mike myers mask onto her skin

Nintex · « **Reply #6015 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:31:12 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 20, 2020, 06:25:52 PM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 19, 2020, 06:20:07 PM
It’s happening!

https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1296155509108678656

You hate to see it, but Giuliani delivered the biggest scoop of all time.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
JK he just got two doctors to say Biden has dementia

https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1296531518547021830

Kinda rich coming from a guy who forgets twitter isn’t google.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RPDtweets/status/1295723846537019395
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Rudy is just drunk tho

BIONIC · « **Reply #6016 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:52:39 PM »

Quote from: naff on August 20, 2020, 06:30:12 PM

Quote from: shosta on August 20, 2020, 05:25:13 PM
fact check: https://twitter.com/annakhachiyan/status/1296451243808829441

what! loomer looks like she got a face lift after melting a mike myers mask onto her skin

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6017 on:** August 20, 2020, 06:57:15 PM »

Falwell Jr. doing well.

https://mobile.twitter.com/northworstsem/status/1296246700802281472

BIONIC · « **Reply #6018 on:** August 20, 2020, 07:10:22 PM »

filler content:

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6019 on:** August 20, 2020, 07:19:36 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on August 20, 2020, 06:57:15 PM

Falwell Jr. doing well.

https://mobile.twitter.com/northworstsem/status/1296246700802281472

shosta · « **Reply #6020 on:** August 21, 2020, 01:26:16 AM »

the second tweet is even better

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1296654224827092993

benjipwns · « **Reply #6021 on:** August 21, 2020, 02:10:37 AM »

https://twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1296650598591483905

https://twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1296655667063861249

https://twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1296657197250818048

https://twitter.com/rosemcgowan/status/1296662509554892800

VomKriege · « **Reply #6022 on:** August 21, 2020, 02:28:28 AM »

Quote from: Esch on August 21, 2020, 01:27:54 AM

Quote from: shosta on August 21, 2020, 01:26:16 AM
the second tweet is even better

https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1296654224827092993

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Read Settlers ! Come on man !

Transhuman · « **Reply #6023 on:** August 21, 2020, 02:31:24 AM »

I wish she'd said "circumstance" and not "accident"

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6024 on:** August 21, 2020, 04:57:04 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/mmfa/status/1296895498658500610

EchoRin · « **Reply #6025 on:** August 21, 2020, 05:43:00 PM »

serious meme discussion

Tripon · « **Reply #6026 on:** August 21, 2020, 07:43:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1293739874818891776

Mandark · « **Reply #6027 on:** August 21, 2020, 08:59:15 PM »

it's a fair question but no reason he couldn't have googled it (answer is corporate headquarters and financial services)

curly · « **Reply #6028 on:** August 21, 2020, 09:18:32 PM »

Yes but what do they have that produces value

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6029 on:** August 21, 2020, 10:18:50 PM »

Some of y'all ain't ever heard of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange and it shows.

shosta · « **Reply #6030 on:** August 21, 2020, 10:23:26 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 21, 2020, 09:18:32 PM

Yes but what do they have that produces value

VomKriege · « **Reply #6031 on:** August 22, 2020, 05:10:40 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on August 21, 2020, 05:43:00 PM

serious meme discussion

ThE lEfT cAnT mEmE

VomKriege · « **Reply #6032 on:** August 22, 2020, 05:19:33 AM »

https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1296807695647997952

Nintex · « **Reply #6033 on:** August 22, 2020, 06:53:00 AM »

Whenever a sentence starts with: "Can you believe that Trump claimed"

Yes, I can believe it.

EchoRin · « **Reply #6034 on:** August 22, 2020, 08:55:07 AM »

Well, this is the best post I've made all week.

edit: grabbed a better version instead of the google preview crap that makes the jpeg a webp file or whatever crap which makes it useless when trying to save to your computer.

Transhuman · « **Reply #6035 on:** August 22, 2020, 09:51:57 AM »

It'll never not be funny to me that there are people out there who seek moral guidance from some dipshit who thinks vegetables are poison because his daughter told him

Nintex · « **Reply #6036 on:** August 22, 2020, 01:57:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1297182198894931969

VomKriege · « **Reply #6037 on:** August 22, 2020, 02:09:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/hotpinkchihuah1/status/1294758732958535680

VomKriege · « **Reply #6038 on:** August 22, 2020, 02:47:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1272528009182969857

Rufus · « **Reply #6039 on:** August 22, 2020, 04:21:37 PM »

Exactly. All in on confirmation bias, baby.

curly · « **Reply #6040 on:** August 22, 2020, 05:31:24 PM »

Glenn Greenwald is at it again

https://mobile.twitter.com/onesarahjones/status/1297233172976082945

Would it be homophobic to note how Glenn seems to be drawn to troubled young men beset by woke mobs

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #6041 on:** August 22, 2020, 07:15:37 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #6042 on:** August 22, 2020, 07:18:50 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #6043 on:** August 22, 2020, 08:04:47 PM »

lmao what am i reading

shosta · « **Reply #6044 on:** August 22, 2020, 09:35:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/LydiaBurrell/status/1297258462976638981

this thread needs Dave Portnoy

Mandark · « **Reply #6045 on:** August 22, 2020, 10:04:27 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 22, 2020, 05:31:24 PM

Would it be homophobic to note how Glenn seems to be drawn to troubled young men beset by woke mobs

Feels like we're due for a reckoning on the Matthew Hale stuff.

curly · « **Reply #6046 on:** August 23, 2020, 12:02:57 AM »

Only thing I can find on that is a 100 part twitter thread

Nintex · « **Reply #6047 on:** August 23, 2020, 06:41:36 AM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1297478146317594625

VomKriege · « **Reply #6048 on:** August 23, 2020, 06:48:32 AM »

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1296518855691390977

nudemacusers · « **Reply #6049 on:** August 23, 2020, 08:26:02 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 23, 2020, 06:48:32 AM

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1296518855691390977

This coming from Ben Shapiro

Nintex · « **Reply #6050 on:** August 23, 2020, 08:36:55 AM »

Our leader is Donald Trump, how can you possibly claim we are con artists

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team filler · « **Reply #6051 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:07:25 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 23, 2020, 06:48:32 AM

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1296518855691390977

does this apply to palestinians

curly · « **Reply #6052 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:21:40 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/Aaron4KS37/status/1297413515863625728

This kid's got a future

shosta · « **Reply #6053 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:25:45 PM »

I think he'll probably never be in the public spotlight ever again

curly · « **Reply #6054 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:33:25 PM »

He would have to be interested in making use of his cause célèbre status among the anti-woke

The whole thing seems so stupid because yes of course you shouldn't hold against someone their past actions forever, especially if they were a minor but...he's 19. As others have said if you aren't judging him on his actions when he was a minor then you've got a year to work with.

shosta · « **Reply #6055 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:42:57 PM »

I don't consider it a huge disappointment that a 19 year old can't go to congress and do nothing for a nice paycheck and pension. In fact, 19 year olds probably shouldn't be allowed in Congress ever

curly · « **Reply #6056 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:45:07 PM »

*The Kansas House of Representatives

Nintex · « **Reply #6057 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:45:58 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 23, 2020, 02:21:40 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/Aaron4KS37/status/1297413515863625728

This kid's got a future

And this is how you get lifelong conservatives

shosta · « **Reply #6058 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:50:59 PM »

Quote from: curly on August 23, 2020, 02:45:07 PM

*The Kansas House of Representatives

THIS is what the drama's over?

everyone should log the fuck off

curly · « **Reply #6059 on:** August 23, 2020, 02:59:43 PM »

Uhh how else is the left going to learn to stop falling for absurd sex panics

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Author Topic: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo (Read 614512 times)