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« Reply #6360 on: April 15, 2020, 10:37:05 AM »
Ontario
Number of cases: 8,447 (up 494)
Deceased: 385  (up 51)
Backlog of tests: 4,429

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« Reply #6361 on: April 15, 2020, 10:42:22 AM »
Still don't get what is going on with our testing.  Hopefully, the other provinces can come to our rescue once they get their shit under control. 

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« Reply #6362 on: April 15, 2020, 10:46:53 AM »
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« Reply #6363 on: April 15, 2020, 10:52:55 AM »


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« Reply #6364 on: April 15, 2020, 11:35:18 AM »
I got the stimulus deposit yesterday.  I’m saving most of it for now.  We’ve been swamped at work but the company I work for is furlough or lay-off happy during normal times so I’m half expecting to take at least a couple of weeks off next quarter. 

I should be focusing more on school work but I just want to play video games or sleep.  I would be losing it if they completely close down the parks.  Walking my dog has been helping with keeping sanity.


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« Reply #6365 on: April 15, 2020, 11:44:23 AM »
"Boy, I sure do love living in Canada which is way better than our Southern neighbor at social welfare!"



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The difference is, I'm pretty sure the government underestimated the number of people who would not be covered by CERB, rather than willful neglect and I'd expect this to be rectified and post-dated now that it become a known issue (people were really just figuring out the details last week, and I just heard of the 1/3 not being covered about Friday).  Also, the people making up this group seem to be long-term unemployed and students.  Not saying that they are not in critical need of income but my guess is they are in less need than people who have an unexpected loss of income because of this. 

from today https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/trudeau-says-help-coming-for-students-unable-to-find-summer-jobs-1.4883310

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/cerb-covid19-benefits-trudeau-1.5523052

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/pm-trudeau-updates-wage-subsidy-and-aid-for-students-will-attend-cabinet-in-person-1.4887926

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The government has also announced temporary changes to the Canada Summer Jobs program. Now, employers who hire summer students can apply for a subsidy of up to 100 per cent to cover the cost, helping create up to 70,000 jobs for Canadians between the ages of 15 and 30.

The time frame for the job placements are also being extended until the winter, given some jobs will “start later than usual,” Trudeau said. The student hires can also be employed part-time, given many businesses have had to scale back their operations.


CERB (which requires zero income at the moment).

From the PMs speech today: CERB is being expanded to some lost income but not zero (people making less than 1000$ a month).  Essential workers are getting top-ups.  Also, people who run out of EI, and seasonal workers will get something.   Also something about artists, copy-right and CERB which I didn't follow. 
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« Reply #6366 on: April 15, 2020, 11:47:15 AM »
My Dad pulled through and is conscious again after being in a medically induced coma for days. He is still on a ventilator, but they think he'll be able to come off of it in a day or two possibly. He improved very quickly and suddenly after being treated with a new drug combo. His Wife is still in the hospital and yesterday she and I got to talk and she's improving, but still on oxygen still struggling. I hope they are on the road to recovery, whatever that might look like.

I'm navigating UI and keep up my daily calls to see if my claim was updated or even accepted. I'm starting to worry about where my household is going to recieve income from as things become more and more difficult and with no end in sight. I'm hoping for a reprieve at some point, but honestly resorting to calling up every company I have bills with to see if they can offer some relief during these times. So far the only company that has stepped up is T-mobile, they reduced my bill down to $25 a month for 6 months with a recurring bill credit. It's frustrating because the job freeze is very real in my area. The kicker is I was just getting to a place where I could rejoin the job market. So much work put into myself, that I'm not able to see results with at this time.

The Missus' birthday is tomorrow and I can't go out and get her favorite cake, and can't find basic ingredients at the stores around here to bake anything. I was hoping to find something for her day, but that isn't gonna happen from the looks. The stores around here are bare with essentials and have been slow to restock items. I got lucky and found a thing of cooking oil and some dairy products earlier this week. The meat sections are either closed or reduced to prepackaged goods. Bakery area is shut down with only certain companies continuing to stock the shelves with bread. It's a damn mess out there. The real cost of closing restaurants is realizing just how many people use them to eat daily around here. While some are still open a vast amount of them are no longer open or have reduced hours, which is driving folks to grocery stores. And good luck using online ordering like Amazon Fresh or Instacart, they might as well not be offering any service.


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« Reply #6367 on: April 15, 2020, 11:49:01 AM »

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« Reply #6368 on: April 15, 2020, 11:51:17 AM »
Hopefully on the path to recover G. Bless.
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« Reply #6369 on: April 15, 2020, 11:51:34 AM »
TBF being poor is a strong indication that you do not deserve money. 

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« Reply #6371 on: April 15, 2020, 12:19:40 PM »
Wow 9 out of 600+ Ontario nursing homes recieved inspections last year. 

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« Reply #6372 on: April 15, 2020, 12:28:12 PM »
Merkel outlined some perspectives for transition.
Schools should reopen gradually starting May 4 (May 11 for France).
Probably no large gatherings before end of August (mid-July for France but I expect that target to be moved back, it wasn't anything firm).
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« Reply #6373 on: April 15, 2020, 12:31:00 PM »
I don't get the rush for schools.  Just restart in the next school year (though Europe doesn't get 2 months off in summer right?).

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« Reply #6374 on: April 15, 2020, 12:33:39 PM »
I don't get the rush for schools.  Just restart in the next school year (though Europe doesn't get 2 months off in summer right?).

Parents can't go work if they have to keep the kids all day.
Kids are very unlikely to get severe symptoms. I would imagine most parents are not in the most at risk demographic (school staff... Is maybe a bit iffy). I guess governments think it is safe enough.
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« Reply #6375 on: April 15, 2020, 12:52:14 PM »
I don't get the rush for schools.  Just restart in the next school year (though Europe doesn't get 2 months off in summer right?).
6 weeks summer holidays.

It's no rush. It's a staggered restart for schools. First and foremost for those classes that are writing their finals.
That doesn't include elementary schools or kindergarten. They want to beef up the emergency child care for those that won't be able to look after their kids. This was mostly done for essential workers before, but considering that there are more people that will get back to work next week, you'll need more options for children.

Overall I think it's a good idea. Trying to get the important classes in first. Same for the shops. Don't overload the cities right away.
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« Reply #6376 on: April 15, 2020, 01:03:21 PM »
Tomorrowland canceled.  :'(

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« Reply #6377 on: April 15, 2020, 01:17:03 PM »
One thing I think I forgot to mention is that Macron said that seniors will probably have to stay in curfew longer than the rest of the population.

Considering they're planning to have the Tour de France starting late August, I think that behind the doors the "pessimistic" assessment must be pretty similar to German plans.

Europeans governments are betting they can keep the infection in check by cutting on large gatherings, mass travel, protecting at risk populations, a more adequate testing capacity & mask supply. We don't fundamentally have new tools to turn this around for now, I hope they're right because otherwise we're in for long years.
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« Reply #6378 on: April 15, 2020, 01:23:11 PM »
Luxembourg is making masks (or equivalent) mandatory next Monday.

Belgium extends lockdown to May 3, mask wearing is "advised", large gatherings not before August 31.
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« Reply #6379 on: April 15, 2020, 01:29:43 PM »
G20 announced they will suspend (not cancel  :success) debt servicing for poorer countries from May 1st until the year's end.
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« Reply #6380 on: April 15, 2020, 01:35:59 PM »
The EU has:
1 No PPE production capacity
2 No way to quickly approve new experimental treatments
3 No way to quickly approve funding for research
4 No way to mass produce vaccines
5 No way to fully control / protect their outer borders
6 No way to brrrrrr on a federal level
7 No one in charge of this on a European level (the previous person responsible resigned for 'yo tho' see 2 and 3)
8 No consensus of how to deal with this outbreak
9 No Larry Kudlow
10 No testing capacity
11 No ventilators
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« Reply #6382 on: April 15, 2020, 01:49:38 PM »
I was starting to think, man, it's been a long time since Nintex hasn't talked out of his arse in this thread. Right on time :lol

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« Reply #6383 on: April 15, 2020, 02:19:47 PM »
Whenever I see our government talking about apps

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« Reply #6384 on: April 15, 2020, 03:31:18 PM »
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1250476529814867968

How bad is it the first thought is that Trump is trying to game the numbers ?
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« Reply #6385 on: April 15, 2020, 03:36:28 PM »
Canada is over 1000 deaths now. 

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« Reply #6386 on: April 15, 2020, 04:51:47 PM »
My Dad pulled through and is conscious again after being in a medically induced coma for days. He is still on a ventilator, but they think he'll be able to come off of it in a day or two possibly. He improved very quickly and suddenly after being treated with a new drug combo.

Glad to hear it. Do you happen to know which drug combo exactly?
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« Reply #6390 on: April 15, 2020, 05:08:27 PM »
https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1250235063112957953

*edit* no way HRH rooms are all done, let them just sleep in a tower there, it's all being completely revamped for Virgin anyway.

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« Reply #6391 on: April 15, 2020, 05:15:09 PM »
Got that fat cash injection, thanks, Obama


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« Reply #6392 on: April 15, 2020, 05:17:02 PM »
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« Reply #6394 on: April 15, 2020, 05:43:44 PM »
buy my tape with your corona bucks
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« Reply #6395 on: April 15, 2020, 05:50:22 PM »
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« Reply #6396 on: April 15, 2020, 05:56:09 PM »
buy my tape with your corona bucks

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« Reply #6397 on: April 15, 2020, 06:01:07 PM »
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1250533503596400640

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“Therefore, people should minimize their alcohol consumption at any time, and particularly during the COVID-19 pandemic,” the office said.

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« Reply #6398 on: April 15, 2020, 06:46:33 PM »
Welp, the Wuhan Biolab story is no longer a conspiracy but just discussed with reporters at length at the white house press briefing.

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Trump:  "More and more we're hearing the story" that coronavirus began in a research lab in Wuhan.  "We're doing a very thorough examination of what happened".

This was his answer to the question if he had heard about the theory and read the reports on it.
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« Reply #6400 on: April 15, 2020, 08:02:00 PM »
Welp, the Wuhan Biolab story is no longer a conspiracy but just discussed with reporters at length at the white house press briefing.

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Trump:  "More and more we're hearing the story" that coronavirus began in a research lab in Wuhan.  "We're doing a very thorough examination of what happened".

This was his answer to the question if he had heard about the theory and read the reports on it.

Imagine if it really was the case. Imagine the shitstorm that would follow.

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« Reply #6402 on: April 15, 2020, 08:06:50 PM »
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« Reply #6404 on: April 15, 2020, 08:33:21 PM »
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« Reply #6405 on: April 15, 2020, 08:54:56 PM »
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« Reply #6406 on: April 15, 2020, 09:29:52 PM »
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« Reply #6408 on: April 15, 2020, 10:20:02 PM »
deaths rising, new cases peaking (proabablly due to less testing)

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« Reply #6409 on: April 15, 2020, 10:21:54 PM »
Deaths always lag confirmed cases/hospitalizations. Even though it’s the more dramatic number, it’s not the one you should focus on when talking about peaks or predicting the curve.

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« Reply #6410 on: April 15, 2020, 11:55:16 PM »
Paging Andy-kun:

https://twitter.com/ExumAM/status/1250476647138177027

Pixel's call screening is pretty cool. 8)

Well, I was more pointing this to your Snowden stuff, but this works.

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« Reply #6411 on: April 16, 2020, 12:56:25 AM »
Welp, the Wuhan Biolab story is no longer a conspiracy but just discussed with reporters at length at the white house press briefing.

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Trump:  "More and more we're hearing the story" that coronavirus began in a research lab in Wuhan.  "We're doing a very thorough examination of what happened".

This was his answer to the question if he had heard about the theory and read the reports on it.

It's gonna be a Wuhan-ghazi.

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« Reply #6413 on: April 16, 2020, 04:38:50 AM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/g2azk5/more_than_3_of_dutch_people_have_developed/

Going by the comments, blood donation testing returned 3% of donors with antibodies for the Netherlands.

Imperial College paper also guessed 3% of total population for France.
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« Reply #6414 on: April 16, 2020, 04:55:42 AM »
deaths rising, new cases peaking (proabablly due to less testing)

He claimed both things about deaths.  That they “may be peaking” but are rising fast.  Just seemed a little funny lol

Daily numbers are peaking/acceleration of daily growth is coming to a stop. Total number are still rising fast because the daily numbers are still at their max to date. (Curve of) daily numbers are more useful to judge the development of the outbreak while development of total numbers is useful to judge the total scope of the corona outbreak. So both comments are correct, if a bit confusing in the close proximity of a twitter thread.
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« Reply #6415 on: April 16, 2020, 08:12:10 AM »
China, South Korea and Taiwan realized that to return to normal as quickly as possible, you'll have to swiftly shut shit down first. Many in the west didn't, and now here we are. :doge

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« Reply #6416 on: April 16, 2020, 08:20:46 AM »
China, South Korea and Taiwan realized that to return to normal as quickly as possible, you'll have to swiftly shut shit down first. Many in the west didn't, and now here we are. :doge

There's no return to normal until there's a vaccine.


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« Reply #6417 on: April 16, 2020, 08:34:47 AM »
You can have semi-normal with a robust testing infrastructure.

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« Reply #6418 on: April 16, 2020, 08:47:34 AM »
Got make a grocery run.  Pray for my soul. 

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« Reply #6419 on: April 16, 2020, 08:48:32 AM »
Don’t worry, Armin Laschet has a plan that allowing 150.000 students back to school next week will not do any harm.  :doge

And I even voted for this guy, that’s what I get for betraying my party due to my problems with their education policy. :existential