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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| Plea Deal December
« Reply #28380 on: December 20, 2018, 12:54:52 PM »
Babby is throwing a tantrum.

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« Reply #28381 on: December 20, 2018, 01:20:02 PM »
You like to smell your own farts, don't you Shosta?
after a long hard day I just love to unwind with a plastic tube that goes from my colon into my nose after eating a can of beans
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« Reply #28382 on: December 20, 2018, 01:30:20 PM »
You like to smell your own farts, don't you Shosta?
after a long hard day I just love to unwind with a plastic tube that goes from my colon into my nose after eating a can of beans

If you don't exercise your god given rights, you lose them.  :usacry

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« Reply #28384 on: December 20, 2018, 01:37:45 PM »
You like to smell your own farts, don't you Shosta?
after a long hard day I just love to unwind with a plastic tube that goes from my colon into my nose after eating a can of beans

How do you get the tube in without accidentally expelling all of the fart gas? I’m asking for a friend.

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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| Plea Deal December
« Reply #28386 on: December 20, 2018, 01:38:55 PM »
Trump probably could have had the wall funds if he made the DACA bargain last year, but he scrapped that to demand a bunch of cuts in legal immigration instead. Now he's trying to get the wall after losing the House, after the Dems have been scared away from any wall compromise by their voters.

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« Reply #28387 on: December 20, 2018, 01:39:49 PM »
Let’s not forget, taking responsibility for any shut down as well

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« Reply #28388 on: December 20, 2018, 01:58:31 PM »
He has probably threatened the GOP that he will pull out of the Middle East entirely if they don't give him his wall.
Trump told Rush Limbaugh personally he will shutdown the government if he doesn't get his wall.

So much for 'reigning him in'  :lol

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1075826778348900408
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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| Plea Deal December
« Reply #28389 on: December 20, 2018, 02:01:26 PM »
How do you get the tube in without accidentally expelling all of the fart gas? I’m asking for a friend.
The tube is inserted before I have to fart. I have a stopper on the other end. I read Wordsworth while I wait for the gas to build up.
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« Reply #28390 on: December 20, 2018, 02:09:10 PM »
I was thinking some kind of double valve system.

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« Reply #28391 on: December 20, 2018, 02:13:26 PM »
The dow collapses the military is pissed.

Does Trump want to get Kennedy'd.
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« Reply #28392 on: December 20, 2018, 02:17:58 PM »
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The issue erupted Thursday during a raucous closed-door meeting. Rank-and-file Republicans pressed leadership to take a harder line against the Senate’s recently passed spending bill by demanding money for the border wall, as well as emergency disaster aid for wildfire and hurricane recoveries.

At one point, McCarthy told the room that he wanted to put a bill with $5 billion in border wall funding on the floor last week. One Republican yelled out “bulls---!” according to a person in the room.

House GOP leaders are "counting heads" on a package of $5 billion for the wall, to see if they have the GOP votes without any Democrats. They're also considering adding billions more in disaster funding.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/20/border-wall-funding-house-1070940

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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| Plea Deal December
« Reply #28393 on: December 20, 2018, 02:18:50 PM »
He has probably threatened the GOP that he will pull out of the Middle East entirely if they don't give him his wall.
Trump told Rush Limbaugh personally he will shutdown the government if he doesn't get his wall.

So much for 'reigning him in'  :lol

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1075826778348900408

Why was Corker doing an interview with Q? Convictions imminent? :thinking
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« Reply #28394 on: December 20, 2018, 02:19:45 PM »
So everyone is throwing a hissy fit because Trump withdrew all the troops from Syria without telling anyone prior to making the announcement.  :lol

Liberals: Fuck the GOP and their endless warmongering, we are spending billions on useless wars


*Trump pulls forces from Syria*


Liberals:

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One of the worst takes ever, but no one really expects anything else from you people.

Who the fuck are you people
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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| Plea Deal December
« Reply #28395 on: December 20, 2018, 02:20:36 PM »
The dow collapses the military is pissed.

Does Trump want to get Kennedy'd.

On the other hand, Bitcoin is on the rise.  :success
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« Reply #28396 on: December 20, 2018, 02:22:03 PM »
I mean, really. For all the ketvching about Trump, part of the reality is that Congress is terrible about due dates, treating them like it never has to meet them on time or close to it.

This shit wouldn't have happened if they just passed a bill right after elections when they were back in session. They dicked around until the end and it bit them in the face.

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« Reply #28397 on: December 20, 2018, 02:25:38 PM »
Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Diane Feinstein, Barack Obama, and John Kerry: We proudly vote YES to build 700 miles of Bush border wall! (Secure Fence Act of 2006)



Trump: Cool, let's build that wall you agreed to fund



Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Diane Feinstein, Barack Obama, and John Kerry:
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« Reply #28398 on: December 20, 2018, 02:30:13 PM »
Got 'em!
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« Reply #28399 on: December 20, 2018, 02:31:16 PM »
Whoo boy, that Dow taking a nose dive
 :woooo
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« Reply #28400 on: December 20, 2018, 02:33:22 PM »
Whoo boy, that Dow taking a nose dive
 :woooo

Good.

20k or bust

Make those bankbois cry

Also:

« Last Edit: December 20, 2018, 02:37:33 PM by james »
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« Reply #28401 on: December 20, 2018, 02:42:33 PM »
Trump: "I'm the only one who can FIX everything"

Trump: "You GOP bois help me fix"

Trump: "LMAO you all fired, I'm getting out of Syria, I want my wall I'm shutting the government down lol how does government work"

DOW:  ":stahp"

Trump voters:
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« Reply #28402 on: December 20, 2018, 02:43:07 PM »


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« Reply #28403 on: December 20, 2018, 02:44:13 PM »
For fucks sake Nintex the syntax of the meme isnt that hard to follow
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« Reply #28404 on: December 20, 2018, 02:46:57 PM »
The dow collapses the military is pissed.

Does Trump want to get Kennedy'd.

On the other hand, Bitcoin is on the rise.  :success

Bitcoin Cash is up 31% today.

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« Reply #28405 on: December 20, 2018, 02:51:17 PM »
For fucks sake Nintex the syntax of the meme isnt that hard to follow
I made the meme meta. You were surprised pickachu  ;)
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« Reply #28406 on: December 20, 2018, 02:52:40 PM »
how exactly does this end
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« Reply #28408 on: December 20, 2018, 02:56:52 PM »
how exactly does this end

you die of fart asphyxiation
« Last Edit: December 20, 2018, 03:14:11 PM by agrajag »

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« Reply #28409 on: December 20, 2018, 02:58:06 PM »
how exactly does this end

the thread just becomes nintex and james reposting the same meme forever

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« Reply #28410 on: December 20, 2018, 02:59:10 PM »
For fucks sake Nintex the syntax of the meme isnt that hard to follow
I made the meme meta. You were surprised pickachu  ;)

Thats the face I make when your mom is sucking my cock, bitch
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« Reply #28411 on: December 20, 2018, 03:05:04 PM »
Nintex gonna post the jealous girlfriend meme with GF labelled "Iran," BF as "epic fuckery," and the other woman covered by 17 lines of bad fanfiction in a tiny font.

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« Reply #28412 on: December 20, 2018, 03:06:49 PM »
how exactly does this end

It all comes down to this
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« Reply #28413 on: December 20, 2018, 03:08:42 PM »
Why is "Who would win?" written twice? Aren't you the CTO of some web company?
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« Reply #28414 on: December 20, 2018, 03:09:40 PM »
Why is "Who would win?" written twice? Aren't you the CTO of some web company?
I googled that.
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« Reply #28415 on: December 20, 2018, 03:09:40 PM »
Liberals: Ha ha Trump is a little bitch he caved on the wall funding, he can't get shit done. QUEEN PELOSI wears the pants YAAAAAAAS



Trump: No deal until I get my wall funding



Liberals:
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« Reply #28416 on: December 20, 2018, 03:11:38 PM »
honestly can't tell if james is pro- or anti-wall


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« Reply #28418 on: December 20, 2018, 03:12:14 PM »
To answer my own question, the shutdown will be a highly publicized crisis for several weeks, no one will go home for Christmas, and Congress will have to use their veto override powers.
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« Reply #28419 on: December 20, 2018, 03:13:11 PM »
honestly can't tell if james is pro- or anti-wall

I have an IQ higher than 7 so I am against the idiotic wall.

Which is why it is important to remember that Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Diane Feinstein, Barack Obama, and John Kerry voted for it.
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« Reply #28420 on: December 20, 2018, 03:14:01 PM »
okay?

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« Reply #28421 on: December 20, 2018, 03:15:24 PM »
I think James is in that weird Cernovich twilight zone where he occupies the worst spots of all political ideologies simultaneously.
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« Reply #28422 on: December 20, 2018, 03:15:57 PM »
okay?

Ask yourself: What would Benji do?

Would Benji sit idly by when one party completely flip flops on something simply because someone else proposed the idea?

Republicans loved Romneycare. When it became Obamacare, they flipped. They should be called out.

Prominent liberals supported the wall, until Trump did. They should be called out.

Prominent liberals opposed imperialist foreign intervention, but are now throwing a fit because Trump is withdrawing from Syria. They should be called out.


It's called having fucking morals and not looking at politics like a game of godamn beer pong
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« Reply #28423 on: December 20, 2018, 03:19:10 PM »
Liberals: There is no issue more pressing than DACA and we should shut down the government to force Trump to act because LIVES are at stake. Here we are taking photo ops with poor children who will most likely die if they get deported.


*One week later, liberals act like they have never heard of DACA, and it never comes up as an issue again*


Poor children who will most likely die if they get deported:

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« Reply #28424 on: December 20, 2018, 03:19:48 PM »
benji stans for literal segregationists and thinks the rate of return on capital is negative

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« Reply #28425 on: December 20, 2018, 03:20:46 PM »
benji stans for literal segregationists and thinks the rate of return on capital is negative

He's a historian not an economist, maybe don't trust him with your IRA
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« Reply #28426 on: December 20, 2018, 03:21:21 PM »
can't trust him with the CRA either

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« Reply #28428 on: December 20, 2018, 03:30:42 PM »
*Barrack Obama posts whimsical video*

Liberals:
"Thats My president"
"This guy is so cool"
"I will tell my children about this day"
"Oh man I'm going to miss him so much"

*Hillary Clinton posts whimsical video*

Liberals:
"Thats My A B U E L A"
"She is such a natural"
"I will tell my children about this day"
"I can't wait until she's my queen, yaaaaaas"

*Donald Trump posts whimsical video*

Liberals:

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« Reply #28429 on: December 20, 2018, 03:34:17 PM »
Some good moves by Trump, this will surely calm the markets.  :teehee
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« Reply #28430 on: December 20, 2018, 03:34:27 PM »
okay?

Ask yourself: What would Benji do?

Would Benji sit idly by when one party completely flip flops on something simply because someone else proposed the idea?

Republicans loved Romneycare. When it became Obamacare, they flipped. They should be called out.

Prominent liberals supported the wall, until Trump did. They should be called out.

Prominent liberals opposed imperialist foreign intervention, but are now throwing a fit because Trump is withdrawing from Syria. They should be called out.


It's called having fucking morals and not looking at politics like a game of godamn beer pong

So the secure fence act of 2006 was passed. And the fence was built. Assessments since then have shown the fence is regularly circumvented and/or walked around and is not really effective.

But you’re argument is a combination of:

1) the border wall funding is actually the exact same bill that was passed in 2006, so you are a hypocrite for not passing continuing to support a bill that is the exact same thing as the thing you already made into a law.
2) if you supported some fencing in 2006, you must now support unlimited fencing or walls in 2018, even after studies have shown that the fencing you previously supported didn’t really work

Is it perhaps possible, that a politician might have a nuanced opinion that say something like: I previously supported fencing around the most vulnerable parts of the border but do not support a 2000 mile wall today because one of:
- studies have shown existing fencing wasn’t effective
- I think the existing fencing is currently adequate

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« Reply #28431 on: December 20, 2018, 03:38:22 PM »
okay?

Ask yourself: What would Benji do?

Would Benji sit idly by when one party completely flip flops on something simply because someone else proposed the idea?

Republicans loved Romneycare. When it became Obamacare, they flipped. They should be called out.

Prominent liberals supported the wall, until Trump did. They should be called out.

Prominent liberals opposed imperialist foreign intervention, but are now throwing a fit because Trump is withdrawing from Syria. They should be called out.


It's called having fucking morals and not looking at politics like a game of godamn beer pong

So the secure fence act of 2006 was passed. And the fence was built. Assessments since then have shown the fence is regularly circumvented and/or walked around and is not really effective.

But you’re argument is a combination of:

1) the border wall funding is actually the exact same bill that was passed in 2006, so you are a hypocrite for not passing continuing to support a bill that is the exact same thing as the thing you already made into a law.
2) if you supported some fencing in 2006, you must now support unlimited fencing or walls in 2018, even after studies have shown that the fencing you previously supported didn’t really work

Is it perhaps possible, that a politician might have a nuanced opinion that say something like: I previously supported fencing around the most vulnerable parts of the border but do not support a 2000 mile wall today because one of:
- studies have shown existing fencing wasn’t effective
- I think the existing fencing is currently adequate

If the politicians had made nuanced arguments about the failed effectiveness of the previous wall....sure!

That would be great. That's not being a hypocrite, that's called learning.

My issue is the argument is only "walls are immoral and racist"

Which may very well be true, but wasn't this also true in 2006?


Its Like Kirsten Gillybitch who after living for over a decade in Los Angeles and NYC went home and said "We need to crack down on immigrants, make english the official language, and expand gun ownership among us whites."  and now says "I was just a poor farm girl I didnt know better".

She can kindly fuck off. 

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« Reply #28432 on: December 20, 2018, 03:40:13 PM »
We have to go back to what Trump wanted.

Which was a 30 - 40 feet high wall across the entire US/Mexico border to prevent sacks with drugs being catapulted over it with two big doors in the middle so people could come in legally.
Also it needed transparency on the US side so you could see what is going on at the other side otherwise one of those sacks of drugs would hit you on the head.

Preferably solar panels would be mounted on top of the wall(on the US side) for energy.
Not to mention he would no doubt name it: "TRUMP WALL"

It boggles the mind why no one wants to fund this thing.  :lol
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« Reply #28433 on: December 20, 2018, 03:43:43 PM »
..... *unfollows thread*

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« Reply #28434 on: December 20, 2018, 03:45:13 PM »
 Can we get surprised Pikachu to be one of these things

:bowsette :bowsette :bowsette


I have a bunch lined up and ready to go but the image it too big
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« Reply #28435 on: December 20, 2018, 03:45:54 PM »
oh god, Nintex is multiplying

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« Reply #28436 on: December 20, 2018, 03:49:43 PM »
The Bore: This thread sucks, make Nintex stop posting.

Nintex: Now it's only james surprised pikachu memes.

The Bore:

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« Reply #28437 on: December 20, 2018, 03:51:54 PM »
Fuck it I'm switching back to the Benji account. Hopefully surprised Pikachu is portable-sized tomorrow

I've got some good ones about Black people you guys will love
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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| Plea Deal December
« Reply #28438 on: December 20, 2018, 04:10:15 PM »
:bowsette:

Am I doing this right?
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« Reply #28439 on: December 20, 2018, 04:12:00 PM »
In this timeline everything is right.
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