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Raist

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #3360 on: October 06, 2017, 07:41:38 AM »
I dont really think that applies to relationships you can freely exit or enter :lol

Well not literally, but it's certainly a similar reaction.

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« Reply #3361 on: October 06, 2017, 09:38:04 AM »
People were so focused on height that people forget that other size.

Is there a story behind this?
Yes, based on my very limited experince they seem to care about it.

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« Reply #3362 on: October 06, 2017, 09:38:53 AM »
People were so focused on height that people forget that other size.

https://dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/5/5e/Jugg_rival_01.mp3
Yeah tell that to most women.
Is Dufus? But I'll be honest I just wanted to know what bore members with more knowledge had to say.

Oh, now you're an expert on most women?

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« Reply #3363 on: October 06, 2017, 01:57:36 PM »
I mean, of course it matters. People come in varieties of shapes and sizes, and someone couples mesh better than others. Unless you got a micro situation goin on though, it can probably be compensated for if you don't match super perfectly.

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« Reply #3364 on: October 06, 2017, 01:58:08 PM »
i may not be an expert on females but it's not hard paying attention to what women say... and they say they don't care much about size :yeshrug

try treating women like regular human beings every once in a while, you might learn something :doge
Well if you were really paying attention you'd realize women are not a monolithic entity and that there are probably plenty that do care about size.

I'm not going to show you a my tinder mistake where the girl said laughed because of the size. Nor do I have the recording where one of my female friends laughed at the bulge of another coworker.

Women do talk about penis size.

You don't get to talk all and high and mighty Dufus when you can't even brush your teeth enough to socialize with people.

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« Reply #3365 on: October 06, 2017, 02:14:03 PM »
 :lol :lol

I don't doubt that some women care about size but I'd imagine in most cases where it's used against a man it's done so as an extra tool to be spiteful because they know how sensitive men generally are about it.  As in by that point you've already pissed them off

If you've got an average or below average cock but can make her orgasm like a boss I doubt she'll be snickering to any of her friends about your size.

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« Reply #3366 on: October 06, 2017, 03:21:18 PM »
Knowing Rahx, he probably said something misogynistic first that pissed her off.

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« Reply #3367 on: October 06, 2017, 03:50:15 PM »
believe in yourself (and your dick)

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« Reply #3368 on: October 06, 2017, 03:57:51 PM »
Maybe men should be more critical of pussy depth 🤔

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« Reply #3369 on: October 06, 2017, 04:58:44 PM »
Knowing Rahx, he probably said something misogynistic first that pissed her off.
Not really

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« Reply #3370 on: October 06, 2017, 06:33:09 PM »
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size nobody has ever said anything. I think it’s overblown tbh
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« Reply #3371 on: October 06, 2017, 06:59:07 PM »
Maybe men should be more critical of pussy depth 🤔

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I only mess with puss deep and wet enough to set my thalassophobia off.

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« Reply #3373 on: October 06, 2017, 08:52:46 PM »
I'm sure Valkyrie is right since she owns the equipment, but even there you have to compensate with being good with your hands and mouth. Four play and yes I've read articles that yes women like stuff beyond pounding away. I'm only average and I also like slightly thick women so I have no idea how that will work or even begin.

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« Reply #3374 on: October 06, 2017, 09:34:46 PM »
"Four play" :snoop

Just because a woman is thick doesn't mean she requires or only likes big dicks. Everyone is different. Stop assuming shit.

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« Reply #3375 on: October 06, 2017, 09:56:19 PM »
http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm

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« Reply #3376 on: October 06, 2017, 10:41:58 PM »
I finally made a chick become a demon during doggystyle. Feels good man. I thought she was going to have a stroke, she was sweating like the room was 100 degrees, etc.

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« Reply #3377 on: October 06, 2017, 11:14:11 PM »

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« Reply #3378 on: October 06, 2017, 11:15:07 PM »
Need to get my wife through the first trimester in good condition so I can start eating again  :doge :drool
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« Reply #3379 on: October 06, 2017, 11:23:38 PM »
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop

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« Reply #3380 on: October 06, 2017, 11:41:40 PM »
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.
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« Reply #3381 on: October 07, 2017, 12:01:10 AM »
"Four play" :snoop

Just because a woman is thick doesn't mean she requires or only likes big dicks. Everyone is different. Stop assuming shit.
Well I just don't know.

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« Reply #3382 on: October 07, 2017, 12:14:05 AM »
My experience with curvier women is that they are too sensitive to your size (because of course for me) and thinner women are too critical of your technique because they don't like to move (not my fault!) :'(

I used to think that was just a hint that they love oral but then I've been told I rely on that too much. Then I realized that my problem is that I'm usually a very proud, credit-taking type of person in real life so that translates badly into one-on-one intimate actions and that I needed to just chill and be in the moment more.

Basically yeah you should use the whole toolbox but don't view it like a competition.

That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.

Didn't you get your splooge-tubes knotted? :doge

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« Reply #3383 on: October 07, 2017, 12:21:24 AM »
"Four play" :snoop

Just because a woman is thick doesn't mean she requires or only likes big dicks. Everyone is different. Stop assuming shit.

All thick women like five through six play.  Assumed.

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« Reply #3384 on: October 07, 2017, 02:41:06 AM »
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size
I'm right around average at 7.5"
What are you two smoking? 7" is well above average.

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« Reply #3385 on: October 07, 2017, 02:55:47 AM »
Mine goes only slightly bellow my knees, is that normal?

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« Reply #3386 on: October 07, 2017, 02:59:34 AM »
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size
I'm right around average at 7.5"
What are you two smoking? 7" is well above average.

:mindblown

Both of them are either bragging, taking the piss, or measuring from their rectum.

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« Reply #3387 on: October 07, 2017, 08:47:23 AM »
One of the Golden Rules of the Internet: If someone is talking about how big their dick is without picture proof, they're lying
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« Reply #3388 on: October 07, 2017, 08:54:08 AM »
Mine is only 7” long and 5” around and despite the smaller size
I'm right around average at 7.5"
What are you two smoking? 7" is well above average.

:mindblown

Both of them are either bragging, taking the piss, or measuring from their rectum.
I hate measuring from the rectum cause the ruler always goes in. 

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« Reply #3389 on: October 07, 2017, 11:24:12 AM »
i would talk about mine and post a pic but i don't want to embarrass ppl in this thread

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« Reply #3390 on: October 07, 2017, 11:29:49 AM »
Are you ppl in this thread?

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« Reply #3391 on: October 07, 2017, 11:41:46 AM »

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« Reply #3392 on: October 07, 2017, 02:58:28 PM »
8 inches here. Nice girth. And a downward curve so I hit the walls right.  :doge

End of the day it doesn't matter if you don't know how to use it and can't last. I can last a crazy amount of time, due to years of masturbation. I've cut down on jerking it in recent years, but do it every now and then just to practice control. Bless up.

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« Reply #3393 on: October 07, 2017, 03:07:25 PM »

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« Reply #3394 on: October 07, 2017, 03:24:51 PM »
So are we posting pics now or

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« Reply #3395 on: October 07, 2017, 03:24:59 PM »
lets just say my girl worships me.
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« Reply #3396 on: October 07, 2017, 03:28:22 PM »
I'm scared, I need an adult. Gonna go hide in the meme thread.

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« Reply #3397 on: October 07, 2017, 04:11:28 PM »
Gotta start with oral anyway to get her wet enough. I'm not sticking 8 inches in dry brehs, and neither should you.

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« Reply #3398 on: October 07, 2017, 04:17:04 PM »
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« Reply #3399 on: October 07, 2017, 04:23:24 PM »
Gotta start with oral anyway to get her wet enough.

Or get the same result without the need for 15mins of oral  :smug

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« Reply #3400 on: October 07, 2017, 07:16:30 PM »
Back to reality — I'm 6'1" with a normal-sized dick and a great shoulder to waist ratio but the dry spell continues. I'm going to my cousin's engagement party tonight and hoping there are some women there her age. I might have told this story before, but the last one of her friends found out I was 32 and not 25 like her and flaked out.


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« Reply #3401 on: October 07, 2017, 07:18:07 PM »
you're gonna be alright

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« Reply #3402 on: October 07, 2017, 07:25:59 PM »
Back to reality — I'm 6'1" with a normal-sized dick and a great shoulder to waist ratio but the dry spell continues. I'm going to my cousin's engagement party tonight and hoping there are some women there her age. I might have told this story before, but the last one of her friends found out I was 32 and not 25 like her and flaked out.

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Sorry you are old and can't bang your cousin's friend.

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« Reply #3403 on: October 07, 2017, 07:29:23 PM »
I never thought I would be old and not bang my cousin's friend, but here I am. Enjoy not being old and banging your cousin's friend while you can, Bore. Enjoy it while you can.

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« Reply #3404 on: October 07, 2017, 09:02:26 PM »
Back to reality — I'm 6'1" with a normal-sized dick and a great shoulder to waist ratio but the dry spell continues. I'm going to my cousin's engagement party tonight and hoping there are some women there her age. I might have told this story before, but the last one of her friends found out I was 32 and not 25 like her and flaked out.

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« Reply #3405 on: October 07, 2017, 09:17:48 PM »
I never thought I would be old and not bang my cousin's friend, but here I am. Enjoy not being old and banging your cousin's friend while you can, Bore. Enjoy it while you can.
You're finally 18 now?
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« Reply #3406 on: October 07, 2017, 09:17:54 PM »
Samson, you getting your groove back will put us all to shame, I have no doubt -- don't believe in yourself, believe in the me who believes in you!

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« Reply #3407 on: October 07, 2017, 09:38:22 PM »
Well this has been illuminating.

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« Reply #3408 on: October 07, 2017, 10:19:58 PM »
So I've leaned dating is holding all the tampons in your pants at a wedding because she doesn't want to carry a purse.

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« Reply #3409 on: October 07, 2017, 11:00:43 PM »
A lot of chicks in their 20s like older guys. You're in shape and a decent guy, you'll be fine Samson.
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« Reply #3410 on: October 08, 2017, 01:34:13 AM »
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.

That's a bad omen for the kids future IMO. I hope my conception was at least a good nut.

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« Reply #3411 on: October 08, 2017, 01:37:51 AM »
A lot of chicks in their 20s like older guys. You're in shape and a decent guy, you'll be fine Samson.

fwiw, the most common range I've seen women in their mid-20s give for dating range of guy's is 25-35. So as long as you're within 35 you're good.

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« Reply #3412 on: October 08, 2017, 02:15:14 AM »
Never once heard anyone I know say they don't like older men. I wouldn't date anyone younger though because I'm 28 and it feels weird thinking of being with someone at 24 or 25, they're still babies. :lol

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« Reply #3413 on: October 08, 2017, 02:27:24 AM »
Yeah, but there's a difference between liking older men and liking older men to an age range.
I mean a guy whose a suave older 55 year old man is still quite different than a 35 year old man when you're 30 I would think.

Within a 20 year age range (-10 to +10) it tends to be more about the individual's maturity since everyone mentally matures differently. You can find someone 10 years younger whose more on your vibe, or have a "old soul" and match with someone 10 years older. Since I like videogames which didn't really come into more acceptable mainstream popularity until about 5-10 years after me, I tend to click more with woman younger than me. If I was into like rock climbing or tennis or Aerosmith or something I'd probably click more with people my age.

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« Reply #3414 on: October 08, 2017, 03:26:02 AM »
I don't see a problem with having an age range preference. Not keen on the idea of dating someone in their 40s. :doge But at the same time it's kinda weird because my 35 year old ex was one of the most immature people I've met.

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« Reply #3415 on: October 08, 2017, 05:21:47 AM »
Yeah, I've met a lot of people in their 30s or even 40s that are really immature, and occasionally someone very mature in their 20s. That's why having a flexible age range is good because you never know until you meet someone what their mental maturity age is. But even then sometimes it's hard to tell until you put the person in a tough situation and see if they can deal with it or if they run away.

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« Reply #3416 on: October 08, 2017, 09:24:56 AM »
When in your 30s, being established in your career is a lot more important than a v taper
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« Reply #3417 on: October 08, 2017, 09:55:42 AM »
That reminds me I gotta stop fucking without a condom on  :snoop
Just FYI this is a precum baby, no illegal pops in this house.

That's a bad omen for the kids future IMO. I hope my conception was at least a good nut.
I take it as a sign of my power and virility 💪🏻

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« Reply #3418 on: October 08, 2017, 12:33:28 PM »
So, things have been going pretty damn well... she's so much fun to spend time with, very laid back and easygoing, a sweetheart that'll do simple gestures like bringing me cookies from her favorite NYC bakery. Really think I hit it out of the ballpark with her!
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« Reply #3419 on: October 08, 2017, 10:32:55 PM »
Never once heard anyone I know say they don't like older men. I wouldn't date anyone younger though because I'm 28 and it feels weird thinking of being with someone at 24 or 25, they're still babies. :lol

The woman I'm seeing now is 40, 7 years' my senior.  Being with someone that much younger is definitely something she had to "get past".  She said she considered me to be "still a baby" at first too.  :lol

When in your 30s, being established in your career is a lot more important than a v taper

Having both though...  :rejoice
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