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BlueTsunami

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #5100 on: May 23, 2018, 06:50:29 AM »
Should have said peg me instead
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« Reply #5101 on: May 23, 2018, 07:28:57 AM »
Don't listen to these drybrains, making up your own words makes you sound cool.

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« Reply #5102 on: May 23, 2018, 07:59:59 AM »
Choke-peg me back when you come around here !
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« Reply #5103 on: May 23, 2018, 08:06:55 AM »
Choke-Peg-&-Shoot-up-opiates Me Later  :doge

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« Reply #5104 on: May 23, 2018, 10:46:27 AM »
The corniest message I've written on OKCupid : profile just read "..." so I said hello in Morse code.

A ton of shitty jokes, too, and a couple of effort ones.
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« Reply #5105 on: May 23, 2018, 12:05:14 PM »
"..." so I said hello in Morse code.


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« Reply #5106 on: May 23, 2018, 12:17:34 PM »
"..." so I said hello in Morse code.


 :dayum

Well, that's the OkCupid system for you. You get one unilateral message to try to get the attention and hopefully a match. What can you write to stand out when the profile is one generic photo, no text, and no matching questions answered ?
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« Reply #5107 on: May 23, 2018, 12:29:05 PM »
I mean "Do you wanna see my collection of Japanese paintings" gets old fast.

Low effort profile, low effort opener.
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« Reply #5108 on: May 23, 2018, 12:57:42 PM »
My usual opener for a contentless bio is:

“Whoa [Name]! Your bio is so detailed and large! Dial it back a couple of notches.”

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« Reply #5109 on: May 23, 2018, 01:29:54 PM »
I always expected that Vom would have this super suave French game like Lumierre or some shit  :beli

I'm more of the working Parisian type. Moaning about stupid people with a cigarette in my mouth, otherwise ribbing at people in good spirit with a drink and cigarette in mouth.

We'll see if I get any reciprocation for my effort messages. Love letters is a noble exercice but in this day and age you don't get a lot of practice. Maybe I'll be more stereotypically french then.
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« Reply #5110 on: May 24, 2018, 03:35:58 PM »
I always expected that Vom would have this super suave French game like Lumierre or some shit  :beli

I'm more of the working Parisian type. Moaning about stupid people with a cigarette in my mouth, otherwise ribbing at people in good spirit with a drink and cigarette in mouth.

We'll see if I get any reciprocation for my effort messages. Love letters is a noble exercice but in this day and age you don't get a lot of practice. Maybe I'll be more stereotypically french then.

Write her a crown of sonnets.

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« Reply #5111 on: May 24, 2018, 05:52:16 PM »
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

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« Reply #5112 on: May 24, 2018, 06:34:47 PM »
It feels like bags of sand.

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« Reply #5113 on: May 24, 2018, 06:48:49 PM »
stop being weird
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« Reply #5114 on: May 24, 2018, 07:06:24 PM »
Never. 

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« Reply #5115 on: May 24, 2018, 07:07:48 PM »
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« Reply #5116 on: May 24, 2018, 07:08:50 PM »
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« Reply #5117 on: May 24, 2018, 07:11:07 PM »
Makes me want to see a version of The Office with Atra as the Michael Scott character
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« Reply #5118 on: May 24, 2018, 07:11:39 PM »
Granted. I am running on 4 hours of sleep and have been in long boring Scrum meetings all day with 4 unresolved tasks that are eating at the back of my mind.

So, if I'm acting a bit "off" that could be one reason why. :trumps

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« Reply #5119 on: May 24, 2018, 07:19:16 PM »
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd

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« Reply #5120 on: May 24, 2018, 07:33:13 PM »
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd
Does it matter? Edit: Maybe he’s saving himself for marriage.

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« Reply #5121 on: May 24, 2018, 07:33:33 PM »
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd
Does it matter?
yeah... yeah it does.

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« Reply #5122 on: May 24, 2018, 09:26:43 PM »
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd
Does it matter? Edit: Maybe he’s saving himself for marriage.
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« Reply #5123 on: May 24, 2018, 11:50:20 PM »
Well, cuz the powers kick in at a certain age, right?

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« Reply #5124 on: May 25, 2018, 12:07:04 AM »
getting closer to fucking my manager
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« Reply #5125 on: May 25, 2018, 01:38:21 AM »
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It was a joke, geez. Stop being so sour all the time.

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« Reply #5126 on: May 25, 2018, 01:42:21 AM »
 :banplz
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« Reply #5127 on: May 25, 2018, 02:12:03 AM »
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd

27 but I have the ass of an 18 year old

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« Reply #5128 on: May 25, 2018, 09:06:20 AM »
Tattoos and skulls women must have a thing for me, I swear. Maybe the aspirin face or my beer consumption (more likely because I grew up on a cultural diet with some overlap with metal circles).  Not that I mind.
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« Reply #5129 on: May 25, 2018, 09:12:06 AM »
French goth/punk girls. :noah

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« Reply #5130 on: May 25, 2018, 10:08:59 AM »
Granted. I am running on 4 hours of sleep and have been in long boring Scrum meetings all day with 4 unresolved tasks that are eating at the back of my mind.

So, if I'm acting a bit "off" that could be one reason why. :trumps
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That's not how Scrum works.
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« Reply #5131 on: May 25, 2018, 10:33:49 AM »
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« Reply #5132 on: May 25, 2018, 10:56:37 AM »
Granted. I am running on 4 hours of sleep and have been in long boring Scrum meetings all day with 4 unresolved tasks that are eating at the back of my mind.

So, if I'm acting a bit "off" that could be one reason why. :trumps
:confused

That's not how Scrum works.

I feel that every company I've worked for always have the scrum meetings take up 5x the amount of time they're supposed to.
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« Reply #5133 on: May 25, 2018, 11:34:32 AM »
I've never had sex but apparently it feels like skydiving naked through a mountain of warm whipped cream.

How old are you?  :flabbypd

27 but I have the ass of an 18 year old
Have you heard of a book called 12 Rules for Life from this interesting fellow by the name of Jordan Peterson?

You may want to pick that up

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« Reply #5134 on: May 27, 2018, 06:30:04 AM »
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.

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« Reply #5135 on: May 27, 2018, 07:19:12 AM »
fuck them hos. don't let those crabs drag you down mane

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« Reply #5136 on: May 27, 2018, 07:50:32 AM »
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.
A lot of people think I’m gay got some strange reason but I still get puss on the reg.
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« Reply #5137 on: May 27, 2018, 12:24:27 PM »
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.

TIMU and I have been telling you this since forever breh

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« Reply #5138 on: May 27, 2018, 12:24:54 PM »
Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.
A lot of people think I’m gay got some strange reason but I still get puss on the reg.

You're married though. :doge

And also way too much into men's fashion for a straight dude :doge

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« Reply #5139 on: May 27, 2018, 04:39:19 PM »
Well now that I'm not drunk and can talk about this like a sane person.

It's just I really like to go out drinking and dancing. But I don't really like or know how to approach others. So I don't. I also don't want to be a dude who kills other girls vibes or just tries to grind on them. Because I mean I'd hate for people to annoy me when I'm just trying to have a good time. So I guess since I can't tell when girls would actually like to dance I come off as "gay". Or so they tell some of my male friends who come out with me. It dosent help that I also like to stay close to my bros as well I can get it of control pretty quick.

So I don't know maybe I need to work on reconginzing tells.


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« Reply #5140 on: May 27, 2018, 04:58:37 PM »
Just let some guy fuck you in the ass.  Then you'll know if you're gay or not.
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« Reply #5141 on: May 27, 2018, 04:59:28 PM »
dude you're just socially awkward, not gay. given the ease of access to porn now, you probably would have figured it out by now.  :lol


Well it's official women think in gay. Maybe it's time to just lean into that shIt. The gay community would probably enjoy me more.
A lot of people think I’m gay got some strange reason but I still get puss on the reg.

You're married though. :doge

And also way too much into men's fashion for a straight dude :doge
there are plenty of straight menswear designers. give me a few hours to research the subject and I'll find one.
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« Reply #5142 on: May 27, 2018, 05:29:39 PM »
Just let some guy fuck you in the ass.  Then you'll know if you're gay or not.

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« Reply #5143 on: May 27, 2018, 09:48:51 PM »
Well I know I'm not gay. Slightly bi maybe as I can find men attractive and not feel weird about it. But at the end of the day sex with a man dosen't interests me.

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« Reply #5144 on: May 27, 2018, 09:56:56 PM »
How do you know that unless you do it?
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« Reply #5145 on: May 27, 2018, 10:07:57 PM »
Failure with a gender is absolutely not a valid reason to grt fucked in the butt. Life finds a way. Or maybe not.
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« Reply #5146 on: May 27, 2018, 10:22:43 PM »
Do the "club is about to close, might as well go for it" thing;  there are girls on the dance floor waiting to see if someone is aggressive at the end of the night, and since the night is almost over anyways don't worry too much about ruining anyone's good time.
You're such a dirty old man

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« Reply #5147 on: May 27, 2018, 10:31:55 PM »
ah the classic seattle 1:45AM bar sweep :playa
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« Reply #5148 on: May 27, 2018, 11:16:53 PM »
Rahx. If you would like to explore your sexuality, I am more than happy to lend myself for the occasion. Call me at (702) FAT-DICK. I will provide lube, but please shave your taint.
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« Reply #5149 on: May 28, 2018, 03:23:09 AM »
Emojis in profile descriptions  :idont
Half of them have ambiguous meanings...
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« Reply #5150 on: May 28, 2018, 04:01:03 AM »
How do you know that unless you do it?
I think you're mostly joking, but I don't know I guess....

I don't know I just have an innate desire to be with a woman I guess. I like the way they smell and look. I don't get that feeling from a dude.

But either way, I just need to work on being more comfortable with myself. I already know I can be a fun and cool person.......with people I'm comfortable with.

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« Reply #5151 on: May 28, 2018, 05:55:59 AM »
to be fair, Tasty Meat probably smells better than most girls.
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« Reply #5152 on: May 28, 2018, 06:56:14 AM »
i wear nothing but chanel* bb come at me  :-*

*and not that trollop stuff u find at macy's.
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« Reply #5153 on: May 28, 2018, 01:08:42 PM »
to be fair, Tasty Meat probably smells better than most girls.

Like strawberries :uguu

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« Reply #5154 on: May 28, 2018, 06:19:24 PM »
Smelling good is such a important element for banging and dating. Easy confidence builder imo.
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« Reply #5155 on: May 28, 2018, 08:58:28 PM »
Rahx pls update when u get dem cheeks split
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« Reply #5156 on: May 29, 2018, 09:13:26 AM »
Continuing my love / hate relationship with dating apps.
Tried Bumble, which is basically an amplified Tinder : As far as Paris is concerned it's all urban media elites and liberal careers : LOTS of women in the journalism, advertising, marketing, cosmetics business (literally dozens working at Publicis groupe), otherwise tech, lawyers, some artists, doctors and nurses or airplane personnel (which I guess for the latter two get somewhat shafted in dating by the work schedule). 90% of shiny happy people and stunning women in bikinis or evening / socialite attire, all of them seemingly globe trotters and riding horses on the regular (a handful of polo players even). Photo compression is HORRIBLE too. Not for me but I saw some woman I had the hots for a decade+ ago swiping by. Still looks fine and is doing OK in her job it seems, good for her and my time there wasn't totally useless.

Otherwise I retooled the OKCupid profile again. It's still the one place where I have sort of a chance, when all is said and done. Passed all questions to private however, to see if I can get both the benefit of the algorithm and of the essential mystery of love.

It all made me think a lot about what I really wanted. I'm not sure I'm wiser on the matter. I think I need some minimal amount of feels in my casual sex.

Not a big fan of online chat, that shit feels super stilted. I'm not the most perceptive but in person you get some feedback on where and when you start losing someone. And you get to drink.
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« Reply #5157 on: May 29, 2018, 10:43:19 AM »
Continuing my love / hate relationship with dating apps.
Tried Bumble, which is basically an amplified Tinder : As far as Paris is concerned it's all urban media elites and liberal careers : LOTS of women in the journalism, advertising, marketing, cosmetics business (literally dozens working at Publicis groupe), otherwise tech, lawyers, some artists, doctors and nurses or airplane personnel (which I guess for the latter two get somewhat shafted in dating by the work schedule). 90% of shiny happy people and stunning women in bikinis or evening / socialite attire, all of them seemingly globe trotters and riding horses on the regular (a handful of polo players even). Photo compression is HORRIBLE too. Not for me but I saw some woman I had the hots for a decade+ ago swiping by. Still looks fine and is doing OK in her job it seems, good for her and my time there wasn't totally useless.


hahaha and they're each demanding a tall, handsome, sarcastically funny guy with a great career that pays well but that doesn't demand too much time so they can get the attention they think they deserve while at the same time believing a quality BJ isn't a necessity and they shouldn't work to make you cum at all, it should just 'happen' because they're fabulous

The Modern Woman.

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« Reply #5158 on: May 29, 2018, 12:24:31 PM »
Assy is r/incel personified.

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« Reply #5159 on: May 29, 2018, 12:31:05 PM »
That escalated quickly.
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