Titles: Breaking News: NeoGAF Moderator Struck Down in Young, Sexy Prime
SEATTE, WA- Tragedy struck today as White Man, moderator for "Neo Gee-Ay-Eff-Believe-dot-com Forums" was felled by a painful leg injury. Fearing imminent loss of his ability to give footjobs, Mr. Man immediately contacted one Drinkard J. Crow, a close associate and on-and-off life partner, to shuttle him to a hospital.
Upon arrival, Mr. Crow immediately dumped the gimp to use the death building's Wi-Fi and communicate with good posters on a superior message board. White Man, losing consciousness and his erection, was rushed into the ER for emergency examination of his boo-boo. Fearing the dreaded knee-AIDS, a "specialist" dressed as a janitor recommended surgery. White Man was immediately anesthetized with a block of frozen stool samples, and immediate draining of his totally grody knee began.
After the initial incision was made, it was discovered that the fluid in his knee was actually backed-up semen. Having no more room in his stomach, the dick-custard had metastasized within his knee; doctors consider this to be a side-effect of the time White Man spent on his knees. The specialist then drank the fluid for research purposes, and closed the incision with some spit and a gum wrapper. No infection was found.
Mr. Man, having no health insurance, is now living in an alleyway, where he regularly services Mr. Crow to pay for his medical bills. Doctors warn that his will likely lead to a repeat of semen-on-the-knee.