Watched a handful of premiers because this is the shit I look forward to when I am not writing oh dear god
Raising Hope - Really good episode. The TV medical advice gag was ace. The resolution of Jimmy's talents was fun and felt like a real life explanation.
New Girl - As said earlier, eep. It got two smirks out of me. It suffers from all the normal pitfalls. Everyone is pretty and can afford a nice place to live while having rather ordinary jobs. Also, I'm supposed to buy that Zooey has trouble with men. Right.
Modern Family - Real disappointing. Feels like they are mailing it in and the second episode felt like an overused sitcom plot that was not freshened up enough in this recycling. Characters are stereotypes of themselves. Everything feels too forced. Phil is the one redeeming factor.
Archer - I like the way they balance Archer's idiocy with his super spy awesomeness. Also, bearded Archer was awesome.