In about 3 hours of Resident Evil 4
- You killed 2 chainsaw dudes
- Murdered about 50 villagers
- Got infected with the virus
- You teamed up with Luis twice
- Had a run in with the Village Chief twice
- Could've missed an Ada easter egg
- Defeated the Lake Monster
- You find 2 bodies of murdered cops
- Defeated El Gigante
- Had the main villain explain the plot
- Located Ashley
- Found 15 hidden medals and two dozen treasures
- Got 3 different handgun types, shotgun, sniper and TMP
- Upgraded your inventory
- Acquired 3 different grenade types
- Consumed about 4 health upgrades
- Learned the rescue chopper was shot down
- Learned about the Parasite mutations
- You were called a pervert
- Had about 8 radio calls
- Fought about 8 - 10 different enemy types including 3 boss creatures none of which are actually 'bosses'
- Died about 5 - 10 times
In most modern games you've barely left the tutorial after 3 hours.