Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23251306&postcount=3667
 

losers

[Himu]

[youtube=560,345]lVmmYMwFj1I[/youtube]

i can finally understand why people hate hipsters watching this, I just never have met such people.

[Beezy]

i can finally understand why people hate hipsters watching this, I just never have met such people.

You didn't see any while in NYC?

[Himu]

I just labeled them as freaky people with bad taste in fashion.

Saw an asian dude with cowboy boots and like, a leather vest? in the middle of summer

[Himu]

[youtube=560,345]vdtFk_V6A4M[/youtube]

[Tieno]

[youtube=560,345]vdtFk_V6A4M[/youtube]

who are you?

[magus]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

ahahah this was funny!

anyway since the last video about cat in this thread was more about people talking here's a better cat video!
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Stoney Mason]

i wonder how much money davison really got for what they play

i remember hearing him say on some podcast that it afforded him some leeway to do whatever he wanted for a while

SAN FRANCISCO - September 7, 2010 - GameSpot, the leading source for gaming information online and a property of CBS Interactive Inc., today announced that John Davison has been named Vice President of Programming for Games and Metacritic, CBS Corporation.



Davison will oversee programming strategy for GameSpot, Metacritic and GameFAQs and work closely with Ricardo Torres, Editor in Chief of GameSpot, and Marc Doyle, Editor and Co-founder of Metacritic, to expand the sites' content and develop their brands in the coming years.



"A programming executive of John's caliber brings tremendous talent and experience to our team," said Simon Whitcombe, Vice President, Games. "We have opportunities to develop our brands extensively in the near future and John will add significant power to our abilities to capitalize on them."



Davison comes to GameSpot with nearly 20 years of experience managing content and working on multiple print and online brands. He was most recently Executive Vice President of Content at IDG's GamePro, which saw growth in traffic and user engagement after he revitalized the 20-year-old brand for a modern audience.

Prior to GamePro, Davison defined a new category of video games media in 2007 as co-founder and President of What They Play. The site brought issues related to video games and parenting to a national audience and won a Parents Choice Award in 2009. Before What They Play, Davison was Senior Vice President in charge of Content for the Ziff Davis Media Game Group, transitioning the editorial team's content strategy from print to online.

[brob]

The man knows how to hustle

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Robo]

http://twitter.com/English50Cent

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23251306&postcount=3667
 

losers

"AT THE END ALL THE MASTER CHIEFS FIGHT A HUGE ALIEN AND DEFEAT IT BUT THEN MORE ALIENS ARRIVE AND THEN THE GAME ENDS!!"

[archie4208]

Spoiler that shit. 

[demi]

I've been sending spoilers to the Halo people on GAF... lol

[Dickie Dee]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Joe Molotov]

I've been sending spoilers to the Halo people on GAF... lol

Great American Hero, or Greatest American Hero?

[Diunx]

Halo

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Joe Molotov]

Why did the guy throw the football?

From the looks of it, it was probably one of those "2 Seconds Left on the Clock" desperation plays anyway, but throwing the ball up in the air did not lend any dignity to the situation.

[Madrun Badrun]

You should donate your hair, haha ha.

[Bulleta©™®]

The "local" Wal-Mart is doing a midnight release of Halo Reach and having a tournament that night..I'm really surprised, I mean, there can't be more than like 20 people doing that.

[E-DuB]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23251306&postcount=3667
 

losers

HURR DEY RUINED MAH HALOZ!!!!!



Loser

[Eel O'Brian]

The "local" Wal-Mart is doing a midnight release of Halo Reach and having a tournament that night..I'm really surprised, I mean, there can't be more than like 20 people doing that.

what do you win

i mean, besides the burn of everlasting shame

[lennedsay]

Is there shame when you don't realize there should be shame?


The last couple of midnight launches I went to it was, "Hey I'm drunk and it's almost midnight and we're both still awake. You wanna escort me to the closest GameStop? I preordered this shit, girl.  " If we have friends over, they'll go with us. It's always this fun drunken field trip like, "Let's go freak out these fucking nerds and losers! YEAAAA!" I can't even begin to explain.....   Well it starts when we get in line and my husband and his friends drink 40's out of paper bags, and it ends with us driving past the line/kids waiting for their parents blaring Wesley Willis' "Suck a Cheetah's Dick" with the windows downs, with a shit ton of awkwardness in between.

[Joe Molotov]

You're the coolest chick ever.

[lennedsay]

You're the coolest chick ever.

  My husband just read what I wrote, and he said, "That's exactly what happens every time, too!" It's a formula for guaranteed laughs.

One time they were up there waiting for something while I got off work, and I called him, and he said, "We're up here in line, and we don't want to lose our place, but we really need more beer." So I stopped and got them 40oz's and brought them up to them. And of course I get there, and they're obliterated already, and he's telling all the little dweebs around us, "You see that? My wife just brought me up beer. FUCKING RIGHT!!!!" And they were all just standing there with their mouths hanging open. I'm always the only girl there anyway, but I was basically the coolest girl ever in existence in those kids' minds.

[Himu]

Gamestop midnight launches are fucking hilariously cheesy.

[demi]

Halo

Look at this dominican talking shit. You were throwing a fit when I was sending MGS spoilers. You're next when the new MGS is out.

[Diunx]

You where probably the one that spoiled that Big Boss was alive to me in that draw something and hit send website.

Fucking demi.

[drew]

were

WERE

[Beezy]

You're the coolest chick ever.

  My husband just read what I wrote, and he said, "That's exactly what happens every time, too!" It's a formula for guaranteed laughs.

One time they were up there waiting for something while I got off work, and I called him, and he said, "We're up here in line, and we don't want to lose our place, but we really need more beer." So I stopped and got them 40oz's and brought them up to them. And of course I get there, and they're obliterated already, and he's telling all the little dweebs around us, "You see that? My wife just brought me up beer. FUCKING RIGHT!!!!" And they were all just standing there with their mouths hanging open. I'm always the only girl there anyway, but I was basically the coolest girl ever in existence in those kids' minds.

[lennedsay]

Someday I'll tell you kids the tales of the day we got engaged and the day we got married. Both were pretty epic.

It sounds romantic now, but one involves pot brownies, and the other one involves someone shitting their pants. And lots of other craziness, naturally. We crazyyyyyy and our friends be crazzzzzzzzier. 

[Bulleta©™®]

The "local" Wal-Mart is doing a midnight release of Halo Reach and having a tournament that night..I'm really surprised, I mean, there can't be more than like 20 people doing that.

what do you win

i mean, besides the burn of everlasting shame

I don't know, just saw the sign announcing it.

[Robo]

This isn't even an advertisement.  Why, exactly, are you bitching?

[Robo]

I assume you're bitching about this: http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/10/microsoft-celebrates-windows-phone-7-rtm-with-funeral-parade-for

And not a bunch of people in costumes dancing to Thriller.  Consider context.

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Fresh Prince]

if only muslims and americans could get along too  :'(

[drew]

see those kittens in that box?

thats how painkillers make me feel

[drew]

and i quote

after a Smith & Wesson 639 was found in his carry-on.

isnt that what boogie said he carries?

[Dickie Dee]

http://gizmodo.com/5632751/how-not-to-fire-a-watermelon-out-of-a-huge-slingshot

lol

[chronovore]

That's epic.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406931

that time of the month i see

@ the dickhead song. So great

[Beezy]

http://gizmodo.com/5632751/how-not-to-fire-a-watermelon-out-of-a-huge-slingshot

lol

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amazing

[Eel O'Brian]

i was more talking about the halo tournament

i have been to two midnight launches just for the hell of it, both of which smelled like the inside of a dryer used to "freshen up" dirty socks with fabric softener sheets

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406931

that time of the month i see

@ the dickhead song. So great

That guy has great taste in games.

[chronovore]

(Image removed from quote.)

http://twitter.com/English50Cent

So excellent.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407033

lol @ PSOne generation gamers

[pilonv1]

They're whats ruining the world. People who got into gaming after 1990 should be shot.

[Barry Egan]

new review up on http://www.redlettermedia.com/ (Abrams Star Trek).

[Diunx]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407033

lol @ PSOne generation gamers

ugh, I hate silent protagonists, leave that shit and random encounters in the past I say.

Its my main problem with the Suikoden series, how I'm supposed to believe that an entire country gets behind some mute taco to overthrow their corrupt government? that's why Suiko 3 rocks

[Stoney Mason]

new review up on http://www.redlettermedia.com/ (Abrams Star Trek).

It's very good as usual.

[magus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407033

lol @ PSOne generation gamers

i miss pre-rendered background,they were so cool
now all we get in RPG are a bunch of drab 3D hallways :'(

[Rman]

Speaking of spoilers.... (DR2 related spoilers in thread title, so don't click if knowing any tiny plot element will ruin the game for you)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407036

@ the reactions.

[demi]

I would never send spoilers to Dead Rising fans... they deserve to enjoy an amazing game.

[drew]

yeah, thats just not cool, man

[OptimoPeach]

Speaking of spoilers.... (DR2 related spoilers in thread title, so don't click if knowing any tiny plot element will ruin the game for you)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407036

@ the reactions.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

remember when i spoiled red dead redemption on here, that was what it was like watching you guys freak out

[drew]

you only spoiled it because the ps3 got the downgraded version

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i didnt get spoiled

[close]

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=407092