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[BlueTsunami]

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

[Atramental]

post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy.

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

She just posted a story at her job. She's probably busy working. Making bagels n whatnot. 

She's from NY originally and moved down to SC. I have some family up in NY and my dad grew up on Long Island. So that's kinda one thing we have in common. A connection to NY.

[Atramental]

Check your PMs

[Kara]

post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy.

Oh yeah my broke ass is going to fly out just to cuck you out of insta thot shenanigans

People could just link her this thread or something instead of fucking with her irl.

[Atramental]

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

I'm just going to send her this:
"Haha. Thanks. I'll be hanging out at [local pub/bar] later tonight if you want to stop by & talk for a bit."

[BisMarckie]

What if she replies something like "Yeah maybe I'll stop by for a drink, don't know yet though'

You'll be sitting there, wasting your time instead of getting high and playing vidya

[Atramental]

Well, I'm all of pot and playing vidya makes me depressed now because I'd rather be producing art/content than consuming it. 

[BisMarckie]

You gotta ask yourself: Is hanging out at a bar just for the chance for her to show up something Chad would do? 

[team filler]

ask her if she's into being strangled

[Atramental]

I'll just ask her if she wants to met up at that bar later.

If not. Fine. If yes. Cool. 

[team filler]

tell her you're looking for a goth girlfriend and you're a big fan of bowsette

[BlueTsunami]

Atras speech stat is def not high enough for all this but, maybe he'll roll a critical and gain access to her bat themed garter belt

[Nabbis]

Can we just rename this thread to "Adventure time" due to Atra?

One second we got possum girls with their gay friends and the next some thot goths from the same dude. 

[Atramental]

So nothing is going to probably happen with that goth girl on IG but I’m still chatting with Zeinab.

[Valkyrie]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!

In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila.

[Huff]

It’s not college without blacking out and waking up in a different persons bed than who you were expecting

[mormapope]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!

In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila.

One of the most romantic moments Ive experienced was making out with a lady after she projectile vomited red wine into a cardboard box next to her bed 

[Assimilate]

My friend keeps jokingly teasing me, so now I can’t stop thinking of sitting on his dick every time we hang out. It’s making me go crazy. If this dude doesn’t ravish me soon I’m gonna decompose.

It is 2018 Val. Why are you not making the move?!

In case he doesn't actually mean what he says, it would make our school days really fucking awkward.

But we're throwing a party next Friday, never know what happens when I've had some tequila.

One of the most romantic moments Ive experienced was making out with a lady after she projectile vomited red wine into a cardboard box next to her bed 

Every post you make 



Atra you gotta stop being such a fucking cupcake. Start Dming dick pics

[Atramental]

 

[Assimilate]

You're playing too nice with girls that are too young for niceness. Most girls at this age range want an asshole dude that lays serious pipe on them. That's what they want. They don't want a nice "chat buddy"

[Raist]

Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Thing with being an asshole to women is that sure, you'll get rejected a lot, but you'll get rejected quick so you can find the girls that want assholes faster. Whereas being nice will still get you rejected, but it will get you rejected painfully slow. It's a matter of many shots you can take in the time you have.

[Assimilate]

Thing with being an asshole to women is that sure, you'll get rejected a lot, but you'll get rejected quick so you can find the girls that want assholes faster. Whereas being nice will still get you rejected, but it will get you rejected painfully slow. It's a matter of many shots you can take in the time you have.

That's another way to look at it

[Atramental]

My default state is nice or indifferent until I get pissed off.

It’s difficult for me to just be a selfish asshole without a justifiable reason.

edit: also, if I’m being an asshole to someone the last thing I want to do is fuck them. If anything I wish total and utter distruction upon them.

[tiesto]

post her insta. My girl's busy for the day and I could use spank bank material.

I'm not going to put my chances with this girl in jeopardy.

What riotous said. Goth chicks are freaks in da sheets.

But if you want to continue interracting in earnest, gotta find that intersecting point of interest. Maybe bring up if shes into graphic designers or something, which could lead to showing your work, which could lead to her taking a greater interest in you.

She just posted a story at her job. She's probably busy working. Making bagels n whatnot. 

She's from NY originally and moved down to SC. I have some family up in NY and my dad grew up on Long Island. So that's kinda one thing we have in common. A connection to NY.

Whereabouts on the island?

[Atramental]

Miller Place

[Rahxephon91]

No offense Assi, but every piece of advice you’ve given Atra has been wrong.

You said his pictures were bad. You said his profile was bad. You said his approach was bad.

He’s matched with and went on dates with attractive women by doing things you said were wrong.

I don’t think being an asshole is going to work.

[Atramental]

I’m friendly but firm.

I used to be quite the doormat/people pleaser when I first started dating.

Now I stand my ground on certain things and if it’s a dealbreaker to one of my dates so be it.

[Kara]

Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday 

The Atra Cycle (TM) goes something like:

1. Manic Tinder shit posting.
2. "I got a date, brehs, hype train!"
3. Look, it's fucking nothing dot gif.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 X times.
5. "I'm going to take some time off from dating to work on myself."
6. Manic Femme Atra shit posting.
7. Return to step 1.

[shosta]

if I’m being an asshole to someone the last thing I want to do is fuck them. If anything I wish total and utter distruction upon them.

Newsfeed

including the typo?

[toku]

Atra's not single.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Being an asshole totally works. True fact. But the people you get with that are not the kind you want to keep, nor are they usually worth keeping

[I'm a Puppy!]

So does it..

Really...

Work?

Depends on how you measure success

[Atramental]

Where the fuck is the Melizza/gay housemate wombocombo story from yesterday 

Basically:

-I go to her place with the food after stopping by Walgreens to pick up an energy drink (and condoms)
-We conversed and ate while some comedy special on Netflix was playing in the background
-Her gay friend was pretty hilarious as well
-She got her dab out and her & I proceeded to get high off that
-Once we finished with our food she told me about her job at the water plant and how it’s her responsibility to make sure cyanide (and other nasty shit) from factories doesn’t poison the water supply in my area & kill everyone. 
-Being high I was rather floored by this revelation
-And then we talked and joked about other shit, we hugged goodbye, and I went home.

The End

[toku]

Dabs, bongs, waterfalls...this the shit you do in your house in your underwear a couple hours into a bond movie marathon with hot chinese takeout on the table. Not when you're trying to fuck.

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there are exceptions tho s/o 2 my ex who had a waterfall setup in a giant paint bucket in her closet...hit that before i hit that bless up

[close]

[Atramental]

So yeah, new rule:
No weed during a "date" because I turn into a cartoon character version of myself and that's not sexy. 

[Beezy]

What's going on with Brooke

[Atramental]

I'll get to her eventually.

[Assimilate]

No offense Assi, but every piece of advice you’ve given Atra has been wrong.

You said his pictures were bad. You said his profile was bad. You said his approach was bad.

He’s matched with and went on dates with attractive women by doing things you said were wrong.

I don’t think being an asshole is going to work.

Really?

Has anything at all changed? He's on the same cycle as before.

His dick has not sunk into a single vagina yet.

[Atramental]

I'm beginning to think some of you were right. I did get extremely lucky that one time. 

[toku]

I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.

[shosta]

when's the wedding

[Atramental]

I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.

What do you mean, my dude? 

[toku]

I don't know why you're talking like this, you aren't single.

What do you mean, my dude? 

[Atramental]

Just did a quick 10 minute meditation session (having not meditated for months) and I feel immensely better about things.

I really need to get back into that habit again because I felt much more in control of my feelings during that short span of time when I was meditating 10 minutes every morning and evening.

[chronovore]

The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   

Does she actually look like Poison Ivy in person?

[chronovore]

ask her if she's into being strangled

[CatsCatsCats]

Oh, hey Dufus, the year is coming to a close soon, how you doin?

[Atramental]

You try chatting and scheduling dates with 3 to 4 different women at varying distances (some are 40 miles away) all at once and tell me how “easy” that is, Dufus. I only have so much social bandwidth to spare.

[Atramental]

The story will need to wait. I’m seeing Melizza again tonight downtown.   

Does she actually look like Poison Ivy in person?

A cute and slightly chubby version of Poison Ivy.

[Atramental]

@Dufus: Have you attempted to set up any dates this year? Or at least conversed with a woman you’re not related to or co-working with?

[Transhuman]

Yeah Dufus as soon as you get out of prison in three months, you need to stop picking up the prisonyard dumbells, and start picking up some ladies.

[MMaRsu]

Yeah Dufus as soon as you get out of prison

[Atramental]

The prison being his social ineptitude.

[toku]

<3

[Kara]

bless up, Dufus

[Assimilate]

Yo some of you need to take a flight to Costa Rica or something and hang out with some hot prostitutes, do something man. Fuck.

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

I don't understand what the fuck is so difficult?

[Rahxephon91]

Another illuminating posts from Assi.

[Assimilate]

Another illuminating posts from Assi.

What are you talking about? I don't see anything

Look everyone Brows signaling how cool he is because he can block posters he does not like

Must be a hit with the ladies this guy and his bold moves.

[team filler]

Yo some of you need to take a flight to Costa Rica or something and hang out with some hot prostitutes, do something man. Fuck.

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

I don't understand what the fuck is so difficult?