Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo

[Assimilate]

 

He goes on to answer a critique i've seen some people in here levy against him. Once again he crushes.

[benjipwns]

needs a better thread title, sorry

[Assimilate]

needs a better thread title, sorry

 

[Rahxephon91]

Oh you're serious...

[Rufus]

Timestamp?

[Joe Molotov]

Timestamp?

0:01 - 0:04

[team filler]

thebore.com SBWs annihilated

[Great Rumbler]

Dude sounds like Kermit and cries too much. C-

[agrajag]

Funny how Assy didn't post about Peterson at all before etoilet got banished to the shadow realm. We see you, horsefucker.

[CatsCatsCats]

Anyone actually watch this or?

[agrajag]

Anyone actually watch this or?

nah

spoiler (click to show/hide)

maybe benji did

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[Mandark]

Anyone actually watch this or?

I'm not tryna fuck up my youtube recommendations.

[Let's Cyber]

For some reason I assumed this would be about Scott Peterson, the guy who murdered his pregnant wife.

Probably because assimilate is a dumb, hateful piece of shit and I can imagine him making a thread aggrandizing someone like that.

[benjipwns]

For some reason I assumed this would be about Scott Peterson, the guy who murdered his pregnant wife.

His appeal is still pending, INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

[agrajag]

The only daddy Peterson is Oscar Peterson with his smooth as fuck piano solos



 

[Assimilate]

For some reason I assumed this would be about Scott Peterson, the guy who murdered his pregnant wife.

Probably because assimilate is a dumb, hateful piece of shit and I can imagine him making a thread aggrandizing someone like that.

Are you trans or something?

 

Funny how Assy didn't post about Peterson at all before etoilet got banished to the shadow realm. We see you, horsefucker.

Not true at all but ok.

[Huff]

Who?

[HardcoreRetro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMIbo_Dx
He goes on to answer a critique i've seen some people in here levy against him. Once again he crushes.

I'm expecting the answer to people's critique being the entire hour and 15 minutes, since I've basically never seen this guy make a coherent point.

[thisismyusername]

Assy McGee takes up Etoilets mantle. It's like the shit is going back UP our ass instead of OUT it.

[kingv]

I still don’t know what Jordan’s peterskins whole deal. And I’m definitely not watching some incel video to find out.

[kingv]

Read a quick article on him and it couldn’t be more clear this dude is a huckster getting rich off of losers.

[HardcoreRetro]

The 1:1 replica of his brain on his suit in the youtube thumbnail is pretty cute though.   

[Tasty]

Assy used "trans" instead of "cheeseburger."

#progress

[Tasty]

I still don’t know what Jordan’s peterskins whole deal. And I’m definitely not watching some incel video to find out.

Women are bad and need to be subservient to men because swamp witches and desiccated castles and hey is that cocaine?? *SNORT*

[Assimilate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMIbo_Dx
He goes on to answer a critique i've seen some people in here levy against him. Once again he crushes.

I'm expecting the answer to people's critique being the entire hour and 15 minutes, since I've basically never seen this guy make a coherent point.

Read a quick article on him and it couldn’t be more clear this dude is a huckster getting rich off of losers.

So you read a quick article and formulated a solid opinion on someone? Boy, no wonder some of you don't know how to wipe your own asses.
And seriously, this guy gets invited to the Oxford Union and he's somehow incoherent?

Bear with me here, Harvard thought him qualified enough to teach at their university, he has been tenured at Toronto University, had a successful practice and is asked to speak at well known institutions across the globe... consider, maybe just consider the possibility that some of you are simply fucking dumb?

[Human Snorenado]

I still don’t know what Jordan’s peterskins whole deal. And I’m definitely not watching some incel video to find out.

Women are bad and need to be subservient to men because swamp witches and desiccated castles and hey is that cocaine?? *SNORT*

You left out the lobsters!

[Oblivion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMIbo_Dx
He goes on to answer a critique i've seen some people in here levy against him. Once again he crushes.

I'm expecting the answer to people's critique being the entire hour and 15 minutes, since I've basically never seen this guy make a coherent point.

Read a quick article on him and it couldn’t be more clear this dude is a huckster getting rich off of losers.

So you read a quick article and formulated a solid opinion on someone? Boy, no wonder some of you don't know how to wipe your own asses.
And seriously, this guy gets invited to the Oxford Union and he's somehow incoherent?

Bear with me here, Harvard thought him qualified enough to teach at their university, he has been tenured at Toronto University, had a successful practice and is asked to speak at well known institutions across the globe... consider, maybe just consider the possibility that some of you are simply fucking dumb?

Trump graduated from Wharton.

[Oblivion]

I believe this is the video where he now comes out and says that previously he would have called trans students by their preferred pronouns, but now that it's been enshrined into law by the (((cultural marxists))) he's not going to be doing that anymore.

"See, I wasn't going to be an asshole BEFORE, but now that I have to not be an asshole under punishment of the State, I'm totally going to be one." - The leading conservative intellectual in the Western Hemisphere (tm)

[Mandark]

https://www.academia.edu/20852194/RELIGION_SOVEREIGNTY_NATURAL_RIGHTS_AND_THE_CONSTITUENT_ELEMENTS_OF_EXPERIENCE

Since we're talking about doing the reading.

[Assimilate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMIbo_Dx
He goes on to answer a critique i've seen some people in here levy against him. Once again he crushes.

I'm expecting the answer to people's critique being the entire hour and 15 minutes, since I've basically never seen this guy make a coherent point.

Read a quick article on him and it couldn’t be more clear this dude is a huckster getting rich off of losers.

So you read a quick article and formulated a solid opinion on someone? Boy, no wonder some of you don't know how to wipe your own asses.
And seriously, this guy gets invited to the Oxford Union and he's somehow incoherent?

Bear with me here, Harvard thought him qualified enough to teach at their university, he has been tenured at Toronto University, had a successful practice and is asked to speak at well known institutions across the globe... consider, maybe just consider the possibility that some of you are simply fucking dumb?

Trump graduated from Wharton.

That's not a fair comparison. Peterson didn't have a father worth over 100million dollars. Again, you guys are fucking stupid. You can't even parse obvious differences.

And again Peterson didn't just graduate from a University, HE TAUGHT at Harvard.

[Huff]

What’s wrong with a little booger suger from time to time

[Tasty]

I still don’t know what Jordan’s peterskins whole deal. And I’m definitely not watching some incel video to find out.

Women are bad and need to be subservient to men because swamp witches and desiccated castles and hey is that cocaine?? *SNORT*

You left out the lobsters!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This GIF makes as much sense as anything Jordan Peterson has said.

[close]

[kingv]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMIbo_Dx
He goes on to answer a critique i've seen some people in here levy against him. Once again he crushes.

I'm expecting the answer to people's critique being the entire hour and 15 minutes, since I've basically never seen this guy make a coherent point.

Read a quick article on him and it couldn’t be more clear this dude is a huckster getting rich off of losers.

So you read a quick article and formulated a solid opinion on someone? Boy, no wonder some of you don't know how to wipe your own asses.
And seriously, this guy gets invited to the Oxford Union and he's somehow incoherent?

Bear with me here, Harvard thought him qualified enough to teach at their university, he has been tenured at Toronto University, had a successful practice and is asked to speak at well known institutions across the globe... consider, maybe just consider the possibility that some of you are simply fucking dumb?

Trump graduated from Wharton.

Trump graduating from Wharton is an example of something is technically true, but for all practical purpose it’s a lie of omission.

He has an undergrad finance degree from Penn. it so happens that st Penn, the undergrad business classes are also taught at Wharton. This is not the same thing as graduating with a Masters Degree from Wharton, which is what everyone else in the world means when they say “I went to Wharton”.

As for Peterskin, he very well might be a smart guy... he’s clearly smart enough to realize that he can make a lot more money charging the rubes for seminars, and $200 for a 45 minute Skype call than teaching classes and actually practicing clinical psychology. Which actually seems somewhat far from what he pretends to do now.

[Nola]

Jordan Peterson, the new defacto go-to that maladjusted angry white culture warriors ape thinking it will shortcut them to appearing intelligent on the internet.

[Assimilate]

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As for Peterskin, he very well might be a smart guy... he’s clearly smart enough to realize that he can make a lot more money charging the rubes for seminars, and $200 for a 45 minute Skype call than teaching classes and actually practicing clinical psychology. Which actually seems somewhat far from what he pretends to do now.

There's famous musicians that charge twice that for a bullshit 45min guitar lesson. Obama charges hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak at a seminar. What's your point?

This is all you guys have and it's pathetic.

Jordan Peterson, the new defacto go-to that maladjusted angry white culture warriors ape thinking it will shortcut them to appearing intelligent on the internet.

Nola, like Peterson says, walk straight with your shoulders back. Clean your room. GET A JOB, kid. 

[kingv]

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As for Peterskin, he very well might be a smart guy... he’s clearly smart enough to realize that he can make a lot more money charging the rubes for seminars, and $200 for a 45 minute Skype call than teaching classes and actually practicing clinical psychology. Which actually seems somewhat far from what he pretends to do now.

There's famous musicians that charge twice that for a bullshit 45min guitar lesson. Obama charges hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak at a seminar. What's your point?

This is all you guys have and it's pathetic.

Jordan Peterson, the new defacto go-to that maladjusted angry white culture warriors ape thinking it will shortcut them to appearing intelligent on the internet.

Nola, like Peterson says, walk straight with your shoulders back. Clean your room. GET A JOB, kid. 

I’m not one to knock the hustle but I’m not going to pretend that this guy that is such a serious intellectual, researcher, and clinician that he gave up doing that entirely to give $100/seat lectures 15x per month because he taught at Harvard and got denied tenure.

It is what it is. He saw an opportunity to get rich because a lot of incels really liked how he refused to call a trans woman  “she”. He picked up the ball and ran with it. But let’s be clear, his job is no longer serious research, it’s to tell a bunch of dudes who feel like they have been wronged by society what they want to hear.

[Oblivion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMIbo_Dx
He goes on to answer a critique i've seen some people in here levy against him. Once again he crushes.

I'm expecting the answer to people's critique being the entire hour and 15 minutes, since I've basically never seen this guy make a coherent point.

Read a quick article on him and it couldn’t be more clear this dude is a huckster getting rich off of losers.

So you read a quick article and formulated a solid opinion on someone? Boy, no wonder some of you don't know how to wipe your own asses.
And seriously, this guy gets invited to the Oxford Union and he's somehow incoherent?

Bear with me here, Harvard thought him qualified enough to teach at their university, he has been tenured at Toronto University, had a successful practice and is asked to speak at well known institutions across the globe... consider, maybe just consider the possibility that some of you are simply fucking dumb?

Trump graduated from Wharton.

That's not a fair comparison. Peterson didn't have a father worth over 100million dollars. Again, you guys are fucking stupid. You can't even parse obvious differences.

And again Peterson didn't just graduate from a University, HE TAUGHT at Harvard.

You're (once again) missing the point, dipshit. The point is that achieving a certain educational level and/or occupation doesn't necessarily mean that you can't be incredibly stupid.

And your defense of daddy-o by referencing his work at Harvard and the UoT makes shit like this look WORSE, not better:

[thisismyusername]

#ModsHelp #YouShotETolietShootAssy

[Assimilate]

It is what it is. He saw an opportunity to get rich because a lot of incels really liked how he refused to call a trans woman  “she”. He picked up the ball and ran with it. But let’s be clear, his job is no longer serious research, it’s to tell a bunch of dudes who feel like they have been wronged by society what they want to hear.

But only that it's not just 'incels' and a bunch of 'dudes'. If it were he wouldn't be asked to speak at the Oxford Union, he wouldn't be on well respected panels, and news outlets (a long with the not so respected). You can not like him, you can disagree with him, but don't be fucking ridiculous pretending he's just here for the 'incels' and that's all he has.

I'd be willing to bet that most people outside of the SJ.W twitter verse and mainstream media outlets is sick and tired of the political correctness,  and the whole LGBTQ intersectionality bullshit.

Even most of you on this very forum are, look at how often you dump on Ree and the people on there. To you they look crazy, to me you guys look like them. 

You're (once again) missing the point, dipshit. The point is that achieving a certain educational level and/or occupation doesn't necessarily mean that you can't be incredibly stupid.

[Nintex]

JP: "Any creature has to move forward in the world. Any creature that is mobile..."



"Have you seen my lazy ass cat mate?"

[Steve Contra]

I'm just going to say that watching a 1:15 minute youtube video of Jordan Peterson makes you a fucking loser and no amount of intellectual wankery is going to save you from that.

[Assimilate]

As for Peterson, he all but admitted to being a scammer in that NY Times piece, at least admitting to putting on a character and selling what his audience wants to hear. And as his audience changes, so does his messaging.

Can you point me to that?

I'm just going to say that watching a 1:15 minute youtube video of Jordan Peterson makes you a fucking loser and no amount of intellectual wankery is going to save you from that.

And consuming endless amounts of pop culture makes you a genius 

[agrajag]

Peterson is pop-science at best, c'mon son.

[Oblivion]

As for Peterson, he all but admitted to being a scammer in that NY Times piece, at least admitting to putting on a character and selling what his audience wants to hear. And as his audience changes, so does his messaging.

It's particularly weird because he said that he's learned how to "monetize the Social Studies Warriors", but....it's not the Social Studies Warriors that are contributing to his Patreon and paying to see him speak and do $200 45 minute "consults", but rather, the Assimilates of the world (which, to be fair, do deserve to be parted with their money as much as possible).

[Assimilate]

Are you too fucking lazy to google Jordan Peterson NY Times

It was heavily linked and discussed in Wank Dad thread and I'm sure you commented on it. You're the laziest troll I swear.

That's the thing, i don't remember anything like that in that article. I vaguely recall him saying his outfits are a bit more traditional now, like a three piece... but that's all.

[Tasty]

Nola, like Peterson says, walk straight with your shoulders back. Clean your room. GET A JOB, kid. 

[Mandark]

And changing his cadence and vocabulary specifically to echo traveling salesmen types from the fucking 1800s

Robert Preston

[Mandark]

The obvious thing here is that Assimilate doesn't actually believe Peterson's bullshit and he's not gonna read the dumb book.

[Tasty]

You know Rich Evans' "salesman/news radio" voice? If Jordan Peterson had that instead of Kermit I might have been redpilled already.

[Great Rumbler]

Bear with me here, Harvard thought him qualified enough to teach at their university, he has been tenured at Toronto University, had a successful practice and is asked to speak at well known institutions across the globe... consider, maybe just consider the possibility that some of you are simply fucking dumb?

Ben Carson graduated from Yale and did his residency at John Hopkins, but have you heard the guy talk about anything that isn't brain surgery?

[Mandark]

You know who would have had a great voice for this shit? Phil Hartman.

 :'(

[Mandark]

Ben Carson graduated from Yale and did his residency at John Hopkins, but have you heard the guy talk about anything that isn't brain surgery?

Larry Lessig is a tenured professor at Harvard, and his idea to save American politics was to run for president, magically pass campaign finance reform, then immediately resign. That is to say Larry Lessig, in at least some aspects, is stupendously dumb.

[Tasty]

I can't wait for Assy to come back after another page or two and be all "Ah ha! I knew I could trigger you Social Studies Warriors! U SAY U DONT CARE BUT WAT ABOUT ALL THESE POSTS??"

When really we've spent the entire thread shitposting and bagging on him.

[Assimilate]

As for Peterson, he all but admitted to being a scammer in that NY Times piece, at least admitting to putting on a character and selling what his audience wants to hear. And as his audience changes, so does his messaging.

And changing his cadence and vocabulary specifically to echo traveling salesmen types from the fucking 1800s

That’s the point. His speech too is from another era — stilted, with old-timey phrases, a hypnotic rhythm. It’s a vocal tactic he came to only recently. Videos from a few years ago have him speaking and dressing in a more modern way.

So he now wears a three piece suit and talks a bit more 'stilted' (according to the writer) and basically that's him admitting to being a scammer?

You guys are too fucking much. It's like you've been reading so many clickbait headlines that you now formulate everything into clickbait in your minds.

It's astonishing. Some of you are hopelessly fucked. Not even Daddy Peterson can save you 

I can't wait for Assy to come back after another page or two and be all "Ah ha! I knew I could trigger you Social Studies Warriors! U SAY U DONT CARE BUT WAT ABOUT ALL THESE POSTS??"

When really we've spent the entire thread shitposting and bagging on him.

Nah nah, there's people in here legitimately stupid and not just trying to troll me. There's sincerity in the stupidity in here.

[Nola]

Assimilate clearly thinks Peterson triggers the libs around here and that is basically 95% of Assimilate's enjoyment out of this site(and seemingly his go to way to try and convince himself he is better than other people), but clearly based on his lack of intellectual curiosity in general, the guy doesn't have it in him to radicalize himself to Peterson like the etiolate's that truly find self-worth in finding those perceived intellectual arguments that reinforce their biases.

[thisismyusername]

I can't wait for Assy to come back after another page or two and be all "Ah ha! I knew I could trigger you Social Studies Warriors! U SAY U DONT CARE BUT WAT ABOUT ALL THESE POSTS??"

When really we've spent the entire thread shitposting and bagging on him.

Live long enough, and you turn from a voat reject into EToilet 2.0

Nah nah, there's people in here legitimately stupid and not just trying to troll me. There's sincerity in the stupidity in here.

Weak bait. Apply yourself.

[Oblivion]

Bear with me here, Harvard thought him qualified enough to teach at their university, he has been tenured at Toronto University, had a successful practice and is asked to speak at well known institutions across the globe... consider, maybe just consider the possibility that some of you are simply fucking dumb?

Ben Carson graduated from Yale and did his residency at John Hopkins, but have you heard the guy talk about anything that isn't brain surgery?

Ooh, that's an even better example. And let's not forget my man, my preferred front runner for the Republican nomination in 2012, Herman "THE MUTHALOVIN' CAIN TRAIN" Cain, who was a literal rocket scientist.

[agrajag]

Assy repeatedly referring to Jordan P as "daddy" is quite disturbing

[Tasty]

Well yeah, assimilate is just the shit streaks in an e-toilet.

Newsfeed

[Mandark]

it's cool to have a new place to chortle at jp whenever he goofs without derailing an existing thread

but assimilate faking it with peterson is almost as bad as when he was pretending to like those matrix sequels