Why arent you fucking Brittany's nice tits?
(Image removed from quote.). Maybe she had a bad experince with writing majors.
NO.
NO RAH NO.
Don't ever, EVER say to a woman,"I hope you didn't swipe right on accident". This tells the woman that you're insecure and lacking confidence. You should have just went straight into dog pics and been like,"up for walking our dogs together later? 
" on the second message. If she swiped right, she swiped right. There are no accidents! And if there was an accident, take advantage of it by turning that "accident" into a blessing!
THIS is why you are not getting women. It has nothing to do with your looks (which are again, really good, seriously).
And then after that, it feels like you were making light of her career choices. This is on text, but it SEEMS like you're being sarcastic (i.e. "Quite the cool majors /s acting and history? You'll be poor and working at McDonalds waiting to be replaced by a robot in no time". That may not be what you meant, but that's what it LOOKS like and her response was being nice and that's why she didn't respond afterwards.
It was a joke because of what she had on her profile.
All you're telling me is here is that I'm single because I refuse to play these woman's games. I wasn't being sarcastic, I simply meant she had cool majors and was trying to say it in a less dry way because I find text messaging super boring.
Like I don't know what they want.
You can't say simply "hey" because thats boring.
Yet many girls will match with me and ghost so quickly because they say hey and I reply "hey whats up". Like wtf do you want me to do here? Workship every little message like Atra. I don't need to once an actual conversation gets going, but these women are so picky they can't even let that happen.
If my looks were find I wouldn't have as many problems in real life or on things like tinder. Actual good looking guys simply have women be attracted to them and give them many chances to fuck up. Women don't even look my way. Women actually show dudes they're simply attracted to that they are actually attracted to them.
Whatever it doesn't really matter, outside of this chicks boobs I didn't find her attractive, I was just talking to to talk and like every conversation it died for dumbs reasons. And before anyone says I have unrealistic standards or some impossible dream girl. The chicks I've shown here as being attracted to were not some super model unattainable girl. Hell I've said I like short maybe slightly thic girls. But I guess I have to settle for even less than that, because playing their game makes no sense.
REPEAT AFTER ME, RAH.
I am attractive!
Seriously, you have an oval face, amazing eyes, high cheekbones. You're not fat, and you're actually an 8 on my personal hot guy scale. Muscle mass would put you at a 9, maybe 10.
PLEASE BELIEVE ME! Where do your insecurities come from? This needs to be snipped.
Where does it come from? Um..years of living. Years of experiencing being rejected by women and not attracting them. Hell tinder only further proved my point. Here it wasn't even based on personality, just looks.
But based on my craiglist experience, plenty of gay men find me attractive.
