RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Phoenix Dark]

Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

[desert punk]

Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You gonna marry?

[Himu]

Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You broke up with your girl?

[Phoenix Dark]

Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You broke up with your girl?

No. We're still in a stage...of like pre dating I guess. Can't call it fwb. But we agreed when work fuckery slows down we'll decide where we want to go with it. I like her obviously and believe we'll be dating next year.

But in the meantime

[BlueTsunami]

Ya finger blast yet tho?

[Himu]

Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

You broke up with your girl?

No. We're still in a stage...of like pre dating I guess. Can't call it fwb. But we agreed when work fuckery slows down we'll decide where we want to go with it. I like her obviously and believe we'll be dating next year.

But in the meantime

wait, is this another girl? I thought you had a white girlfriend.

[Phoenix Dark]

She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.

[Atramental]

Nothing for me this year. My season is in pre-production.

2018 brehs.

I'm gonna hold you to this btw. No pressure.

[toku]

Can we stop giving the piece of shit attention and change the subject please.

Any updates Atra, Dufus? Toku?

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

[Himu]

She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.

She broke up with you? And you're shitting where you eat, fam?

[nudemacusers]

the hell at the last 3 pages.

[kingv]

I'm making this post to remind myself that by this time next year I'll find myself in a good and stable, meaningful relationship. On 12/27/2017 this post will be quoted for either a W on achieving my goal or a massive L.

Just wanted to add a subplot nobody cares about to this season.

Just hand me the L

Got a casual thing going but not expecting to last either. There's rumors of a new cast next season and maybe they'll write me something real this time.

Eh, a committed marriage isn’t the end of fuckery anyway. I speak from experience.

It’s just a different type of fuckery.

[MMaRsu]

New job, new chicks. Working at a bank has its advantages. Gotten two digits so far within two weeks but nothing serious yet.

One of em is sarcastic as hell

[BlueTsunami]

.

One of em is sarcastic as hell

This one first so I can live vicariously through that quickly burning star of a work relationship

She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.

She broke up with you? And you're shitting where you eat, fam?

The Increasingly Bad Decisions of Phoenix Dark

[toku]

pd is fine

[BlueTsunami]

I've had too many bad work related hookups and near misses to be optimisitc  but heres to hoping pd bucks my own bad trend

[Phoenix Dark]

She broke up with me and I started fucking with someone at work.

She broke up with you? And you're shitting where you eat, fam?

She works in another department but yea, we work in the same building for the same firm. Not my greatest decision but so far I haven't had any issues at work. Few people know but no drama or jokes or banter.

[Madrun Badrun]

Year is almost up. I basically have a month in a half left to do something stupid before I'm officially off the market. Pray for me fellas.

Sounds like you're heading to prison.   

[tiesto]

So things are continuing to go really well with the gf, been slowly weebing her up and getting her into gaming - she has very limited experience (KH and Pokemon though!) but she was playing the SNES Classic, trying to beat the first world of Mario World, playing through the FF6 and LTTP intros...

But anyways, something weird happened the other day. I posted on FB that I am now a first-time uncle, and of course got a bunch of likes and congrats and what have you)... then I saw a message in my Messenger, from none other than my ex.

I thought she may have heard through the grapevine and was congratulating me on becoming an uncle, or something. But no, she was just like "Is there a reason you unblocked me? I've been seeing your posts on <mutual friend's> wall". I just deleted the message and didn't write back, but I didn't realize I unblocked her (you know FB and how they're always changing shit around ). But I heard from people she has a bf now, and she probably knows that I now have someone too (that someone ironically being someone who graduated with her).

My big question is, why the hell would she go out of her way to message me about something like that? An attention-seeking thing perhaps?

I'm just a bit worried that I am going to <mutual friend's> baby's christening party tomorrow, she will be there, and awkwardness will ensue.

[BlueTsunami]

My big question is, why the hell would she go out of her way to message me about something like that? An attention-seeking thing perhaps?

Definitely do not engage. No telling what exactly is percolating in her mind, but its most likely born from spite.

[toku]

dont engage and dont waste anymore time thinking about her

[MMaRsu]

Ok I could use yalls help with some text bullshit.

I had drinks with this girl on friday, so she asked me later that evening if I was doing anything this weekend, I said no plans yet and u then she said she was chilling this weekend. I said lets do something unless you wanna stay home, so she said thats not gonna happen. Im like okay thats cool then she says I get the feeling you dont find that cool. I was thinking wtf bitch so sarcastically said " yeah very sharp of you, now my entire weekend is ruined ofcourse". Then she basically said wow sounds heavy. I have not responded since, which was last night.

Wtf lol this girl trying to headfuck me. Fuck that shit I aint got time for that bs.

[Phoenix Dark]

I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

[MMaRsu]

I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 

The other girl at work heard rumors about me going out with this girl but didnt make to much of a fuss about it so maybe I could still make something happen there

[Bebpo]

I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 

Because it comes off as passive aggressive and that's usually a quick way to end conversations early on.

Like I'm not saying that's what you intended, but sometimes things can be taken the wrong way.

[MMaRsu]

I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 

Because it comes off as passive aggressive and that's usually a quick way to end conversations early on.

Like I'm not saying that's what you intended, but sometimes things can be taken the wrong way.

Yeah I know but it was totally meant to be passive agressive/sarcastic lol. Since she is fucking bonedry with her sarcastic humor I thought she might appreciate it.

Perhaps she doesn't lol, that wouldn't surprise me either.  But yeah she sent me a reply very quickly after that saying "Wow sounds heavy" so I'm sure she was sarcastic with her response there. I just haven't responded in over a day, but I don't think I need or want to either.

[naff]

Yeah, sounds like she played along with yr joke and has probably given it no more thought

[Huff]

She probably hates your guts and planning a perfect murder for u

[Phoenix Dark]

I would not have made that joke but it's too late now. Look elsewhere.

Hmm I'm interested in why you would not have made that joke? I don't mind not having any contact with her by the way
. 

Because it comes off as passive aggressive and that's usually a quick way to end conversations early on.

Like I'm not saying that's what you intended, but sometimes things can be taken the wrong way.

Yea. Just came off kinda weird, plus you never know how someone will react to a dicey joke via text (especially if you aren't really friends/familiar).

[shosta]

The other person is also at fault for getting confrontational about "not being cool". Bruh should have played it off and been gracious but it's not cool backing people into corners like that.

[chronovore]

Avoid sarcasm in text whenever possible.

[MMaRsu]

Avoid sarcasm in text whenever possible.

Yeah I got that lol, nothing gonna happen now is my bet. My only question is should I still send her a message just basically ignoring our last convo?

[hungrynoob]

I think everyons giving you a bit of a bad wrap, cos if she said "no way thats gonna happen" sounds like she was being sarcastic first, altho she should have picked up yours was sarcastic also if that was the case.

Maybe she just doesnt like you.

[MMaRsu]

Yeah Ill believe that last but haha. But fuck it I dont need her lol

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

You sent an ambiguously sarcastic message, she replied with a message that may have also been sarcastic and now you're not even going to reply to her?

[MMaRsu]

You sent an ambiguously sarcastic message, she replied with a message that may have also been sarcastic and now you're not even going to reply to her?

To be honest im not quite sure what to send though.

Just ignore the sarcasms and ask how her weekend was or whats the smartest move here?

[hungrynoob]

Weekend is over, so just reply back "shame you didnt want to do anything - I did though, just got home from best spa break ever. Got to play a bit of golf and clay pigeon shooting before finishing it off with some grade A steak, wine and a rub down, was almost magical".

doesnt have to be that exactly but you get the drift.

[MMaRsu]

Well yeah to me that sounds good but thats again heavy on the sarcasm. Might wanna lay off that for now. Think I'll just reply to her "Wow sounds heavy" with a "Not really haha. How was your weekend?"

Just something laid back and easy going?

[hungrynoob]

Well yeah to me that sounds good but thats again heavy on the sarcasm. Might wanna lay off that for now. Think I'll just reply to her "Wow sounds heavy" with a "Not really haha. How was your weekend?"

Just something laid back and easy going?

im just a suggestionbox, like i said i dont necessarily agree with the rest of the thread, she instigated the sarcasm (shes no exactly gonna text you after having drinks and be like "not gonna happen") so i dont see anything wrong with continuing it keep in mind youre the one who went radiosilent, if youre really that paranoid double down and be like "loljk got my foot stuck in a toastiegrill and been in hospital all day" or something.

im the opposite of gods gift to women, im just myself and this is how i would reply.

[MMaRsu]

Thx man for the tips but we are all gods gift to women so they should be happy trying to please us instead of the other way around

[hungrynoob]

i meant more understanding women, we are all gifts to each other. 

[chronovore]

Avoid sarcasm in text whenever possible.

Yeah I got that lol, nothing gonna happen now is my bet. My only question is should I still send her a message just basically ignoring our last convo?

I'd send another message, and make it clear you're trying to make a get-together happen. Just waltz past discussing the sarcasm, and leave it for dealing with in person, if at all.

[MMaRsu]

Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol

[toku]

this season sucks, i hate this side plot

[Reb]

Ugh Mmarsu is the worst.

[hungrynoob]

Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol

not quite what i think people were suggesting, but if it makes you feel any better i think the moment was lost at that time anyway.

[chronovore]

Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol

[MMaRsu]

Actually that previous post was messed up I typed that up quick at work but she was acting all distinguished mentally-challenged basically and I told her she aint special lol.

To be honest I've been listening a lot to the Black Phillip Show which is just a fucking blessing. Also some rants from Patrice on O&A which I had never listened to before.

Honestly just gave me the power to acknowledge drama up fucking front and say fuck that lol.









I think Patrice's look on this shit basically changed the way how I view shit. It's not about them, it's about me lol.

[nachobro]

As a huge O&A and Patrice fan, don't apply his shit to your real life. 

[MMaRsu]

As a huge O&A and Patrice fan, don't apply his shit to your real life. 

I'm not applying his behaviour but I understand the logic behind it.

[I'm a Puppy!]

This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

[hampster]

This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter

[TakingBackSunday]

This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter

we said this shit about 2016 to 2017, too

[toku]

This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter

bless up

This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter

we said this shit about 2016 to 2017, too

aren't you getting married/met the love of your life?

bless up

[brawndolicious]

Mmarasu, you ever seen Stranger Things? Too much Dustin.

My own relationship stuff is going how you would predict it would when you feel like you have to save someone.

Atra got libertarianed away from poontang.

And I dunno what PDs gonna put in his butt before 2018, but I feel like it's going to be revealed in the finale.

It's not the best season for anyone really.

[tiesto]

This season keeps getting worse. Catscatscats, all the lurkers are gone. Can you redeem us?

2017 lows will make 2018 highs that much sweeter

we said this shit about 2016 to 2017, too

Heh, nice name change. Another LI band, hopefully this time with a less perverted lead singer!

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Well I asked her straight up yesterday like wassup I dont have time or need for any sarcastic conversations that dont go nowhere so Im cool with that. Basically told her she aint special lol.

Now I got this other girl who is jealous for some reason even tho we never hooked up. lol

 

[BlueTsunami]

How to slam a door thats barely open. Foward kick it until the hinges buckle.

MMa taking pointers from Patrice makes too much sense now lmao. Patrice was built to follow that misogynistic playbook with a healthy dose of legendary charisma. I wouldnt go down that road. Thar be fedoras, in the metaphorical sense... but maybe physical. Its a fashion choice

[Rahxephon91]

I'm sorry. I will try to be better. That is all.

[MMaRsu]

No fedoras here bruhs

working at a bank coming in a suit to work gives me confidence like no tomorrow

aint got time for bitches who are disrespectful just because they have a vagina fuuck that

But if they are nice ill be nice too