RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Assimilate]

Late 20s/early 30s are, more often than not, dating men in their 30s/40s. At least from what I’ve seen.

And I’ve never had much luck with women my age or older. They can sense my inexperience a mile away.

True and not true. Depends on how established you are. Truthfully, men aren't usually well established either financially or mentally until late 30s lol.

The female 'dime piece' range is 24-30. I find that girls in the 25-28 range are the best in terms of still being young and jubilant while being smoking hot.  After 28 they can still be really good looking but that light is starting to dim and they become a bit more bitter.

Best fuck age is without a doubt is 32 and above. That's when the baby clock is ticking intensely (regardless if they want one or not ) and they're at their horniest most willing.  That's also when they tend to want men that look and act like men.

At the end of the day though if you're looking just to fuck, girls are no different than guys. They'll fuck guys they are physically attracted to instantly. No matter what age.

[Rahxephon91]

Or maybe I'm just lowkey ugly. 

If you were low key ugly or didn't have something that girls see, you wouldn't get the tinder matches you do.

[nudemacusers]

Late 20s/early 30s are, more often than not, dating men in their 30s/40s. At least from what I’ve seen.

Where do you come up with this stuff. You’re bordering on Chad/Stacy here breh

[Assimilate]

@Assimilate, how old are you?

You love to ask me personal questions, i'm not doxxing myself on purpose you fool.
I've dropped tidbits of info here and there.

[team filler]

you are all terribly important to me bb's 

[Atramental]

Maybe I have... a tinge of autism? 

[CatsCatsCats]

Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow

[Assimilate]

Maybe I have... a tinge of autism? 

If you can be an autistic world pinball champion you can fuck bitches. It's all the same concept.

[I'm a Puppy!]

A taint of autism.

[Rufus]

Maybe it's [a thing I can't do anything about].

Yeah, sure.

[Assimilate]

You aren't terribly important to me.

Why you act one way when we're alone and another way in front of your friends? 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I was hanging with some friends and their kids last weekend. And as we were getting ready to leave one of them pulled me aside and thanked me. When I asked why they were thanking me she said that she and her friends liked to have their kids hang out with my wife and I and our kids because according to them I was the only example of a dedicated husband and father these kids had as their fathers were either absent or getting divorced or somesuch, and they want their kids to see a guy who is a dedicated husband/father. I wish they hadn't told me. It's actually sorta sad 

[Assimilate]

Was just curious because I always thought you were maybe early 20's but the context of your comments on women's ages here seemed to maybe suggest otherwise.

Maybe because you have a fetish for the young?

i'm probably older than you so i'm not your type.

[BlueTsunami]

I was hanging with some friends and their kids last weekend. And as we were getting ready to leave one of them pulled me aside and thanked me. When I asked why they were thanking me she said that she and her friends liked to have their kids hang out with my wife and I and our kids because according to them I was the only example of a dedicated husband and father these kids had as their fathers were either absent or getting divorced or somesuch, and they want their kids to see a guy who is a dedicated husband/father. I wish they hadn't told me. It's actually sorta sad 

The cynical side of me thinks she'll slide in your DMs at some point, drunk on $10 wine, with a link to George michaels 'father figure' the only text an ominous lol

[I'm a Puppy!]

I was hanging with some friends and their kids last weekend. And as we were getting ready to leave one of them pulled me aside and thanked me. When I asked why they were thanking me she said that she and her friends liked to have their kids hang out with my wife and I and our kids because according to them I was the only example of a dedicated husband and father these kids had as their fathers were either absent or getting divorced or somesuch, and they want their kids to see a guy who is a dedicated husband/father. I wish they hadn't told me. It's actually sorta sad 

The cynical side of me thinks she'll slide in your DMs at some point, drunk on $10 wine, with a link to George michaels 'father figure' the only text an ominous lol

[Assimilate]

Was just curious because I always thought you were maybe early 20's but the context of your comments on women's ages here seemed to maybe suggest otherwise.

Maybe because you have a fetish for the young?

i'm probably older than you.

I dunno, I'm pretty old. 

And finding adult women attractive is definitely my fetish;  yougotme.gif.

You have no idea how much more i'm creeped out by you now

[Atramental]

Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first? 
https://i.imgur.com/9sL5mGC.png
https://i.imgur.com/IRTqvJJ.jpg

(They’re both re-matches btw)

[CatsCatsCats]

Tequila over beer 🤷‍♀️

[nudemacusers]

Fur child is an instant pass. Tequila girl looks like trashy fun.

[mormapope]

They're seemingly almost the same person, you could probably use the same text message for both.

[nudemacusers]

Girl 1 also has trash eyebrows. 

[brawndolicious]

Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first? 

(They’re both re-matches btw)

Q: Would it make you happy to just be able to talk to girls in real life without fear? Yes sex and affection are necessary for 99% of people to have long-term happiness but you said you're not really looking for a serious partner right now. I think the most alluring part of dating for the chronically frustrated is being able to express your true, real-life self with other human beings and see how you connect with different types of people. The first good conversation in a long time is like feeling water flow through your hands, it has real weight but it's impossible to measure.

You know Casper, the friendly ghost? He was the OG nice guy and he didn't care because he did something incredibly unusual for millennial dudes, he probably only masturbated his soul.

Go out and flirt with girls without any hope or chance or expectations beyond the experience. Just enjoy yourself. Like Casper.

[Hot Slice]

Just realized I haven’t been in a real relationship in nearly 7 years. Time flies when you're having fun or are almost mentally shattered. 

I guess my question is, I’m getting older and am happy with the way things are, but should I be concerned about other people looking down on me for staying single past a certain age? I guess side question is is it wrong to be okay with having a relationship just to be “normal”, is that a wrong reason to start a relationship, regardless of the love and/or quality of said relationship?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Taylor sounds like a good time.

LOL at fucking "fur-child"  Jesus Christ

[BlueTsunami]

Maybe shes talking about her vag?

And the second can get it with her FKA Twigs hair

[Huff]

Fur child is such a non red flag yal been out of the game too long

It’s the neck up shot/angle that’s a sign she’s 20 lbs heavier than pictured.

#stillwould

[Atramental]

Yeah, you would be shocked how many women say "fur child" or "dog mom" on dating apps/site.

It's like 50% or more.

edit: I'm basically scrapping the bottom of the barrel but the bottom of the barrels thinks it's hot shit.

[chronovore]

Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow

A "spergle," if you will…

[chronovore]

Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first? 
https://i.imgur.com/9sL5mGC.png
https://i.imgur.com/IRTqvJJ.jpg

(They’re both re-matches btw)

Neither.

Just have an intimate conversation with your right hand.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah, you would be shocked how many women say "fur child" or "dog mom" on dating apps/site.

It's like 50% or more.

edit: I'm basically scrapping the bottom of the barrel but the bottom of the barrels thinks it's hot shit.

This is what I think is wrong with online dating, it skews the power dynamic so much that it's more like begging for attention at a queen's court than actually trying to form any kind of relationship. And I get that doing it face to face or more traditional methods still can have the feel of this, if it's someone that's a 9 or 10 they'll go in with this "Who are you to come into my kingdom?" attitude. Which I can sorta get. But with online dating 1s and 2s are made to think they're 9s and 10s.

I feel for you poor schmucks out there trying to make that work.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah, you would be shocked how many women say "fur child" or "dog mom" on dating apps/site.

It's like 50% or more.

It’s still creepy and sad

[I'm a Puppy!]

And especially sad if you're an actual parent and know what it's like to have an actual child.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

If I had a dime for every "Hi" message I've received from someone who has "Don't message me Hi" in their profile...

Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first? 
https://i.imgur.com/9sL5mGC.png
https://i.imgur.com/IRTqvJJ.jpg

(They’re both re-matches btw)

More than 30 miles away from you 

[Raist]

I guess my question is, I’m getting older and am happy with the way things are, but should I be concerned about other people looking down on me for staying single past a certain age?

People are dumb. Who gives a shit about what they think of it. You do you.

[Rahxephon91]

Here’s my two latest matches. Which one should I message first? 

(They’re both re-matches btw)

Q: Would it make you happy to just be able to talk to girls in real life without fear? Yes sex and affection are necessary for 99% of people to have long-term happiness but you said you're not really looking for a serious partner right now. I think the most alluring part of dating for the chronically frustrated is being able to express your true, real-life self with other human beings and see how you connect with different types of people. The first good conversation in a long time is like feeling water flow through your hands, it has real weight but it's impossible to measure.

You know Casper, the friendly ghost? He was the OG nice guy and he didn't care because he did something incredibly unusual for millennial dudes, he probably only masturbated his soul.

Go out and flirt with girls without any hope or chance or expectations beyond the experience. Just enjoy yourself. Like Casper.

[Atramental]

Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow

A "spergle," if you will…

A spergling.   


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I gonna give Taylor this dick. 

[hampster]

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I gonna give Taylor this dick. 

2018 season finally heating up

[BlueTsunami]

Just a lil sprinkle of special fellow

A "spergle," if you will…

A spergling.   


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I gonna give Taylor this dick. 

Lets just cut to whats important... if shes a little musty place a pencil tip sized bead of lemon vicks just outside your nostrils

[Assimilate]

it's always easier to pull a girl when you have a girl. women sense, or they may even smell other women on you.

all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around even if she's a fatty, and more will flock.

[TakingBackSunday]

it's always easier to pull a girl when you have a girl. women sense, or they may even smell other women on you.

all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around even if she's a fatty, and more will flock.

what is this shit 

[Rufus]

Or just wear a wedding ring. And convince all your single friends to do the same, then compare notes.

[Atramental]

it's always easier to pull a girl when you have a girl. women sense, or they may even smell other women on you.

all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around even if she's a fatty, and more will flock.

what is this shit 

So you don't get hit on more now that you're in a relationship as opposed to when you were single?

[CatsCatsCats]

If there’s any correlation there it’s that not looking helps you exude confidence

[I'm a Puppy!]

i hear it's even better when you're a dad

so all you have to do is get 1 chic, keep her around long enough until babby is formed, then more will flock.

Yeah, I get women interested in me when I have the kids with me. But I feel that's mostly latinas being like "Oh, this guy has a job and is taking care of kids. He seems 'sturdy'"
You don't want that kind of attention. Not in the long run.

But I think it's a verifiable fact that once you're in a relationship women are much more inclined to be interested than when you're not.

[I'm a Puppy!]

He paid no attention to me. I find that sexy.

[Assimilate]

It's a combination of things.

Women are a lot better at picking up on nonverbal cues. They sense when a man is confident, when he doesn't "give a fuck" when he's taken and women are turned on by that. They get intrigued. A woman's mindset is always "that guy is worth something" if they see one of those indicators.

Of course you can always be a high caliber fuckboy and fake all those things just because you're a decent looking guy and slightly arrogant.  But another way, an effective way, of faking it unintentionally is by having a girl you're fucking, or dating, or whatever. You naturally are content with yourself, or with the 'night' because hey you have pussy waiting for you, right?

It's all a game that you're willingly or unwillingly in. So, whenever someone tells you that it's immature to say "it's a game" tell them to fuck off. Honestly, life is a goddamn game and some people play it better than others.

[CatsCatsCats]

I like how this is once more devolving into how to con women into putting up with you

also is full proof a thing or is riotous about to learn that it’s fool proof?

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's not the proof, it's the full proof.
Duh!

[toku]

just die alone

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Lack of thirst from being content, proves you have worth, and some competitive nature at play.

Of course there's also girls who won't go near a guy in a relationship;  so it's not like some full proof plan.  Tends to work better the more immature the girls you seek are; which has it's pluses and minuses lol.

More full proof:  bring a girl around a flirty female friend / fuck buddy / ex fuck buddy.  Similarly proves your worth, can make you feel confident, and adds some competition to the mix without the potential for a girl who refuses to go after guys in a relationship getting in the way.

Would you be willing to have your wife be that girl for Rahxephon or Dufus (assuming he showered that day)?  It could almost be considered a form of charity.  She might be able to deduct it from her taxes.

[BlueTsunami]

You won't know true love until you've experienced true, unflinching, co-dependency. If it doesnt work out, at least you'll have a possible Plan-B ten years out, staring with weary eyes at 40.

[Atramental]

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I gonna give Taylor this dick. 

2018 season finally heating up

I’ve already had two false starts/fake outs.

This might be #3 since bad “happenings” seem to come in threes.

[Atramental]

I guess it's single mom season or something. Christ.

Every other profile is a single mom. 

[Assimilate]

I guess it's single mom season or something. Christ.

Every other profile is a single mom. 

Don't neglect single moms. Those can be a lot of fun with very little commitment. They'll be busy most days but then when they come out, they come out ready to get fucking wild.

[Valkyrie]

I guess it's single mom season or something. Christ.

Every other profile is a single mom. 

Don't neglect single moms. Those can be a lot of fun with very little commitment. They'll be busy most days but then when they come out, they come out ready to get fucking wild.

#SingleMomsMatter

[CatsCatsCats]

Send the single moms my way, hngggggg

[Atramental]

And it looks like “pyschonaut” is not an acceptable term to put in a tinder profile.

At least not in South Carolina 

[mormapope]

Single moms that have been thru and seen some shit >>>>>>>>> bratty college girls that live off their parents scraps.

[nudemacusers]

And it looks like “pyschonaut” is not an acceptable term to put in a tinder profile.

At least not in South Carolina 

That’s the bro equivalent of fur chid

[CatsCatsCats]

I’m just gonna go ahead and be an honest pig and say I’m attracted to what motherhood does to a body