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[Assimilate]

Assi "The Barber"

 

hey. shut up. the beard is back to normal.

fuck that barber.

[BlueTsunami]

The student has become the teacher

[I'm a Puppy!]

who's the internet tough guy now?

[shosta]

this whole fucking page

[Rahxephon91]

And yes I would. This kind of posturing of the internet is pretty lame, but I don't know what you look like anyway. Because unlike most people here you don't post anything about you. Making your whole act pretty suspect and probably made up.

What's my act? I say it how i see it. You were applauding me for it a few days ago now it's an 'act'?

You weirdo.

You're "act" is that internet forum poster who acts like they are some real world badass, who just knows everything about life. Who comes into threads to talk down to "internet dwellers" who just don't know.

You're post here are just to stroke your fragile ego.

And when people point out your bullshit.

You pull out some idiotic joke to deflect it.

But then why is someone who is so cool and so world weary able to spend so much time in a relationship thread on thebore.com?

I may be a crazy person, but at least I'm honest about what I am and I'm not going to allow you to keep calling me a creep, manchild, or an asexual person.

[Assimilate]

You're "act" is that internet forum poster who acts like they are some real world badass, who just knows everything about life. Who comes into threads to talk down to "internet dwellers" who just don't know.

First off life experiences emcompasses both the good and the bad. And i've had and stilll do have my fair share of failures, and mishaps, problems etc. I've ranted plenty of my relationship problems around this thread.

You're post here are just to stroke your fragile ego.

No, my posts here in the last few pages was an attempt to try and understand wtf kind of person has the issues you have and trying to find a way to help. But i'm thinking Atra was right about this. This is for attention.

And when people point out your bullshit.

.

What bullshit?

But then why is someone who is so cool and so world weary able to spend so much time in a relationship thread on thebore.com?

i ask myself this same question 

I may be a crazy person, but at least I'm honest about what I am and I'm not going to allow you to keep calling me a creep, manchild, or an asexual person.

So you're crazy then? Maybe seek professional help before you hurt someone like one of these unsuspecting Tinder matches.

[Rahxephon91]

Well whatever. I need to take Molly again.

[Atramental]

No, my posts here in the last few pages was an attempt to try and understand wtf kind of person has the issues you have and trying to find a way to help. But i'm thinking Atra was right about this. This is for attention.

Again, I’m not entirely sure what sort of pathology Rahx has but it’s there.

Borderline personality disorder would be my guess but I’m not a psychologist.

Behavioral: antisocial behavior, compulsive behavior, hostility, impulsivity, irritability, risk taking behaviors, self-destructive behavior, self-harm, social isolation, or lack of restraint
Mood: anger, anxiety, general discontent, guilt, loneliness, mood swings, or sadness
Psychological: depression, distorted self-image, grandiosity, or narcissism
Also common: thoughts of suicide

[benjipwns]

I've always read Rahx as more venting honestly about frustrations with a process that does take time and is easy to overthink, whereas Assi is serious about whatever has got his goat for the moment until he moves onto the next thing he's ready to "losing in Tekken" his basement over.

[benjipwns]

But the main takeaway I got from reading the recent pages is that I should be posting watersport porn videos under my real name if I want to get into internet dating finally.

Unless I'm misread something, apologies.

[Raist]

The Mmarsu cycle.


*send*

Welp, maybe I shouldn't have.

It's been 10mins. No reply. I dun goofed.

Fuck, she was online and didn't read my msg. RIP in pieces me.

Well she's read it but hasn't replied. I had a good run.

Oh shit, she replied. I'm in brehs.

*send*

Welp, maybe...

[MMaRsu]

Yup thats pretty much how it goes 

Now im debating wether to tell her my swimming inv was just playing and then quote her msg about going to the museum and asking if she's free on sunday. Ive gotten no response yet to my daring her to go swimming

But I dont know what to do . I really like this girl. I know thats stupid but its true.

[Atramental]

How long has it been since your last message?

[MMaRsu]

How long has it been since your last message?

my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime. Im sure shes at work.now tho

[Atramental]

I say wait a bit longer until she’s done with work and has had some time to get home & collect herself.

If she doesn’t respond back to you today send her something tomorrow saying you were joking/not entirely serious about the swim date.

Also, your big mistake was shifting plans around from the museum to a swim. It makes you seem impulsive/indecisive. Especially since she already seemed eager to go to the museum with you.

[MMaRsu]

Yea I know it was a dumb fucking question

But I might still be able to tell her, that we should go to the museum first..

What I said was " Talking about swimming  We could also take a dip in the pool here..  Something tells me you wouldnt dare to though  "

So maybe I could say something like, well after our succesful museum date anyway.. Can I assume you're free on sunday?

Also, I AM inpulsive and indecisive :p

[seagrams hotsauce]

you are the least chill stoner ever

[MMaRsu]

Im pretty chill in person man :<

Im not good at this texting shit

Yea I know it was a dumb fucking question

But I might still be able to tell her, that we should go to the museum first..

What I said was " Talking about swimming  We could also take a dip in the pool here..    Something tells me you wouldnt dare to though  "

So maybe I could say something like, well after our succesful museum date anyway.. Can I assume you're free on sunday? You know I'm just playing right?  . Either way, can I assume you're free on sunday for the museum?"

Also, I AM inpulsive and indecisive :p

I mean I will admit im pretty bad at all this txting shit. Which is why I just prefer calling and talking and letting the conversation flow normally.

But nowadays if you call someone you're a creep, or you come on too strong, or they think you are desperate

[skullstorm]

Talking on the phone 

[Valkyrie]

Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?

[Mupepe]

Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?

I had a couple of womem do this since I got back into school. I guess it’s normal?

[Atramental]

Some girl sent me a friend request that I knew from middle school but unfriended me later once she saw that I was no longer a good Christian boy that didn't swear and especially didn't smoke the devil's lettuce. 

[shosta]

my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.

This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.

[BlueTsunami]

Early bird gets the cooch

[MMaRsu]

No response yet

[MMaRsu]

my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.

This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.

Lol are you sayin I should have done that shit

[Atramental]

my last msg was light night at 9.30 and she read it after 1am sometime.

This must have been after she was done getting dicked down by the guy who was brave enough to actually show up at her house with a rose and a condom. You snooze you lose.

Lol are you sayin I should have done that shit

You're not a "Chad" so no. Absolutely not.  

[MMaRsu]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

[BisMarckie]

You're not a "Chad" so no. Absolutely not.  

I was a "professional athlete" (by definiton but saying that feels strange because I was a talentless fraud ) and the shit you can get away with...

Good thing I stopped doing that and focused on videogames

[Atramental]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

[BisMarckie]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

[Atramental]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad". 

[MMaRsu]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

Allright cool so I'll just send a basic short message tomorrow sayin " hey I wanna meet up sunday, that work for you? " and just ignore my entire swimming pool request and not even touch on the subject. Or " Hey you poolpeeing weirdo  . I wanna meet up on sunday, that ok? "

She's 31 by the way, but about a year younger than me

[Atramental]

Im just gonna send her a msg tomorrow sayin lets meet up sunday

 

Or call her up?

Send her a message tomorrow saying you want to meet Sunday.

DO NOT CALL HER. The era in which that was socially acceptable has long since past.

Also, how old is this girl?

Allright cool so I'll just send a basic short message tomorrow sayin " hey I wanna meet up sunday, that work for you? " and just ignore my entire swimming pool request and not even touch on the subject

She's 31 by the way, but about a year younger than me

Yeah, don't bring up swimming. Do bring up the museum or something that doesn't involve being half naked. Like lunch or dinner at a restaurant or bar if the museum idea doesn't pan out.

And a 31 y/o woman has all sorts of responsibilities that a young 20 something doesn't. Especially if she's career minded.

[MMaRsu]

Hey she brought up the swimming pool first with her pee question 

Allright then I might send something like " Hey  , let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

[Atramental]

That works.

[MMaRsu]

We'll see how it ends up going 

At least if I send it tomorrow there's some time in between

and at least suggesting to go swimming isnt a pussy move  its pretty daring

or stupid depending how you look at it

She was online but yea..

[HardcoreRetro]

The Mmarsu cycle.


*send*

Welp, maybe I shouldn't have.

It's been 10mins. No reply. I dun goofed.

Fuck, she was online and didn't read my msg. RIP in pieces me.

Well she's read it but hasn't replied. I had a good run.

Oh shit, she replied. I'm in brehs.

*send*

Welp, maybe...

Nailed it.

[Rufus]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad". 

How deep is this lore?

[Atramental]

Is there such a thing like a socially awkward chad?

Because that perfectly describes me in my early 20's

Brad. Who is a notch down from Chad.

A "2nd fiddle Chad". 

How deep is this lore?

I'm glad you asked:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8q8c2a/a_simple_visualization_of_society_brad_chad_and/

 

edit: I'm trying to find an incel "wiki" page where it breaks all this shit down but I'm not finding it lol

[team filler]

 

[skullstorm]

I don't know, that guy on the right looks pretty happy with the situation, you sure he's not a volcel?

[MMaRsu]

Maybe tomorrow ill send like " thought so *insert pussycat emoji like so * haha, just messing with you tho.. Let's on sunday go to *insert Museum name here* and grab some food afterwards

[Atramental]

No.

[MMaRsu]

Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?

New Tinder match tho

[Atramental]

Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?

Yes.

Stick with: "Hey  , let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

Anything more than this is pushing it.

New Tinder match tho

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Did you super like her or did she super like you? 

[team filler]

go after the new girl, forget the busy biaaaaaatch

[MMaRsu]

Dont 'insult' her for not even responding? Just ignore the entire thing outright then is the best and most 'serious' move?

Yes.

Stick with: "Hey  , let's meet up sunday, check out that museum nearby and grab some food afterwards. "

Anything more than this is pushing it.

New Tinder match tho

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Did you super like her or did she super like you? 

I super liked her but I only use it when I cant use a normal like anymore 

Atra should I quote her original " in that case the museum sounds like fun " when I write my whatsapp msg?

[shosta]

in other words, get a life so that your every waking thought isn't dominated by the whims of a girl you may or may not end up in a relationship with. you should have so much going on that you need to actually put in effort to make time for a girl. This has the dual advantages of making you happy enough that you won't freak out over fucking text messages of all things and also making you a more attractive person in general.

[Atramental]

Girls will more often than not accept super likes out of pity.

I used to use super likes to get girls’ attentions when they were super far away but I stopped once I realized they don’t really give you a leg up. I’ve only went on one date with a girl I super liked and it wasn’t worth it.

You can jokingly say to this new girl “I used the super like because I ran out of regular likes.” as a decent opener.


“Atra should I quote her original " in that case the museum sounds like fun " when I write my whatsapp msg?”

I wouldn’t. It’s only been a couple of days.

If she’s already forgotten about the potential museum date she’s not worth pursuing anymore.

[MMaRsu]

Yeah bro's, I just lost my job last month so it's not like I have a lot going on. Today I cleaned my house and reorganized a bunch of shit. I can't really create something out of nothing. I'm trying to get a new job ofc.

And like I said I really like this girl.. so yea I don't wanna fuck it up. We have a lot in common and honestly most of the time the women I meet I don't have a fuck in common with, but either become their boyfriend or fuck them and move on. At least in the past.

This is like the only woman I've met so far who I think like damn she's actually cool and seems like a person I would love to hang out with and actually do shit.

[MMaRsu]

You are like the personification of why my "be a person capable of chilling" advice was stated lol

Definitely pre-occupy yourself with other Tinder matches if you are putting this much thought into your responses... although on the other hand it seems like you didn't put enough thought into your "bet you won't go to the pool with me" response so I dunno lol

I didn't, I was being myself.. since she talked about the swimming pool the thought came into my mind and that's why I suggested it. But yeah I didn't really think that one through.

The fact that she was saying things like " Another similarity between us  " def made me think she is down. But hey wtf do I know

[BisMarckie]

If she is using bore emotes*, she is a fucking keeper


*that were shamelessly stolen elsewhere

[MMaRsu]

Nah but it was the android equivilant with the raised eyebrows and closed eyes

If any girl ever uses the bore emotes 

Not sure if you could even import emotes into whatsapp

[MMaRsu]

Well she responded ( I havent read it ) but the last message says let's go to the museum first

so should I just hit her up now asking about sunday? Say something like Yeah you're right haha. Let's go sunday? I already know a few good museums to go to.

[Atramental]

Read her messages she just sent you first.
Wait 30 minutes (to make it seem like you've been doing something other than waiting all day for her to respond  ).
Then respond with what makes the most sense.

[MMaRsu]

she told me some work related stuff,  was like haha no way I'm way to civil to go there ( swimming ), and then let's go to the museum first

[Raist]

[Assimilate]

Speaking of Googling people, this guy I befriended from class recently looked up my FB and messaged me. Is it weird, or just something people do now a days?

Men better at internet.

Proven.

Once again

thank you Valk.

[MMaRsu]

She told me she got fired in a txt, I told her what happened? Then said wait is it cool if I call you? She was like well im not really used to calling but sure haha

Called with her for two hours and she had a smile on her face the entire fucking time

 

calling is my game bruhs