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[Rahxephon91]

 

[demi]

"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude

[Atramental]

[I'm a Puppy!]

"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude

This needs to be part of the newsfeed ever so much.

Mods, can you help? Or do I need to get Slayven to sort it out?

[Rahxephon91]

"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude

Oh god no.

[Atramental]

If this was a game, I'd be winning.

[Assimilate]

https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...

but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.

If this was a game, I'd be winning.

Are you actually going out with any of these girls or is this just to piss off Rahx?

[I'm a Puppy!]

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If this was a game, I'd be winning.

Come back when you close the deal.

[Atramental]

If this was a game, I'd be winning.

Are you actually going out with any of these girls or is this just to piss off Rahx?

I'm planning to. And yes. 

Come back when you close the deal.

All in good time.

[Rahxephon91]

Well at least we can look forward to MMaRsu round 2 when he meets with one of them.

[I'm a Puppy!]

My facebook is prepared for the relationship status updates from Atra

[BlueTsunami]

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Fuck, those titties would probably displace the air in a room when released

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah at least he’ll be able to stop talking about the week long relationship girl with such reverence.

[Assimilate]

I was thinking a little bit about what premium lager said earlier about being alone. I"ve actually not been alone alone for some time. I've always had a fling or a girl to come over and smash even when i wasn't dating......

Got to spend a little time with my aunt this last week and my god what a miserable cunt. I mean, wow. I don't know how the fuck her husband hasn't jumped off a cliff.

When i was younger i'd look down and pitty some of those older guys that used to sit at bars with their buddies. I always thought "don't these losers have wives? a family" and you know they all probably did and that's exactly why they were at the bar with their buds.  I get it now. I totally do.

Why the fuck do you want to deal with an aging obnoxious nagging bitch every day? All my relationships ended because i couldn't stand the girls much longer after a certain point. Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .

I seriously saw my aunt go off on her husband because he didn't scooch the chair underneath the table far enough.

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .

You should really give it another try. I mean, like right now.

[Atramental]

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Fuck, those titties would probably displace the air in a room when released

I wanna get smothered by them.

Plus, low self-esteem. 

[Assimilate]

Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.

Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .

You should really give it another try. I mean, like right now.

Oh you, you'd miss me 

[Atramental]

Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.

More for me then.

[Rahxephon91]

https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...

but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.

Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

[Assimilate]

Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.

More for me then.

That doesn't mean i wouldn't smash though. Chill.

https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...

but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.

Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

OK, i believe you. Go asexual.

[Rahxephon91]

Eh I don’t think you just go asexual.

[BisMarckie]

]Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

Some of the matches you posted were fine

[naff]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

[Atramental]

Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.

[CatsCatsCats]

Idk Assy, I live in the mountains and between the birds and the timber tigers the chirping never stops

[Rahxephon91]

]Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

Some of the matches you posted were fine

Atra liked this post. I bet you would you bastard.

[I'm a Puppy!]

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Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

Really? Of all the ones this face terrifies me. She looks like she likes to have fun. But that fun might include dead cats and squirrels too.

[CatsCatsCats]

Low key looks like the girl from that evil genius doc, so yeah go for it Atra

[Atramental]

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Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

Really? Of all the ones this face terrifies me. She looks like she likes to have fun. But that fun might include dead cats and squirrels too.

Fuck, she's Christian. Nevermind. 

edit: Also, you're talking to someone who probably has the highest post count in the bad vibes thread lol. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks

She doesn't look like a priest

[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

[naff]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

you have that victim mentality bruh. women you actually match with are either too hot, or too ugly. either way you end up feeling sorry for yourself. maybe it's time to just pay for it every now and again and move on with your life....

or try to learn /get therapy and develop some healthier coping strategies.

[Atramental]

Yeah but what denomination? Could be havin catholic buttsecks

Doesn't say. She's probably one of those "non-denominational" types.

I'll shoot my shot but damn. 

[Rahxephon91]

Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera 

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

I mean if I got what I wanted I would'nt be bitching..

you have that victim mentality bruh. women you actually match with are either too hot, or too ugly. either way you end up feeling sorry for yourself. maybe it's time to just pay for it every now and again and move on with your life....

or try to learn /get therapy and develop some healthier coping strategies.

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

And good luck paying for sex with a target manager/plumbing salary.

[naff]

 

 

Are you a plumber?

I thought tradies earned good money. My mate that's a plumber has 3 kids, a lovely wife and earns good six figures now.

[BlueTsunami]

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Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.

Tight 70s era shirt

 

And yeah she has a huge toothy smile. It'll be like fuckin a cheshire cat. This isnt a negative.

[Rahxephon91]

I am an apprentice plumber(with really no interests in becoming an actual one. I just fell into this because of my connections) and work at good olde Target.

[naff]

i don't think anyone dreams of becoming a plumber dude. it's valuable and vital though. people respect it.

[Rahxephon91]

Oh I don't think it's a bad or shameful job. I'm just not that great at it and I have 7 classes of school left before I'm done with that. I rather see what job I can get after I graduate.

Paying for sex is pretty shameful though.

[BlueTsunami]

Plumbers are paid very well relative to other labor trade jobs and you have the latitiude to branch out and start your own business. Id hold on to that thread of your life like life itself depended on it. The alternative being retail hell.

[naff]

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?

[Rahxephon91]

Paying for sex is pretty shameful though.

Is that why you stick to BJs?

Well I mean I need some sort of relief from dry spells that last for years. Plus bjs are pretty easy and you don’t have to do much. Plus the girl I get them from is someone I know so there’s no seedy prostitutes or “researching” for quality escorts. Plus actual decent looking girls that don’t have drug habits or someththing else are expensive. No way I could afford that whenever I’m horny which is pretty much every day.

And besides I did try one last year? It was a terrible experince and extremely awkward. She was rushing and had no time to cottle my inexperienced ass. It also was cold and mechanical, not very fun. I’ve had sex at least once with someone I actually liked and it was a much better experince. The other person wants you. It’s warm and much more fun. No awkwardness, rushing, or nervousness. Why would there be? You’re not making a transaction. You’re having fun.

And maybe shameful is the wrong word, but it hardly feels “great” to rely on prostitution’s. Are you going to tell your buddies about the times you payed for sex? I don’t know what friends you guys have, but no one I know finds that cool. But I know it’s a thing that has come up on the bore.

[naff]

You know who would coddle your inexperienced ass? Kristen, Imani, Christie or that tiny trailer park elf

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I should really use people I’m not in anyway attracted to.

[naff]

 

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Lighten up doofus

[Assimilate]

Trade jobs make ridiculous money in some parts of the country. 6 figure salaries, no overweight bitch nagging you to turn in your prospectus (unless it's the person that hired you) and you tend to branch off by yourself after a while. I'd stick with that Rahx. Maybe a few years smelling shit and dirty water pipes will turn you into a less whiny bitch.

[naff]

Also, stop fuckin swiping women you don't like. It's mean, and the sort of thing you complain about women doing to you. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

[Rahxephon91]

I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber. And I think you can stop telling me how trade jobs work......

Considering I’m the one with one.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you. Maybe you should go to the mountains but considering how much you can’t stop being a bitch I doubt that will help you.

[naff]

You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?

[Assimilate]

I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you.

But women are annoying 

I just wish i was rich enough to bounce from one hot broad to the next until the end of my days. But i'm not here saying how unfair life is and how worthless i am. This is what you are doing and it's pointless trying to help you.

Online dating is clearly not your thing, so get away from it.

You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?

 

[Rahxephon91]

You've been plumbing for 8 years and you're still an apprentice?

Yes?

This is a “family” job. I got my card about 3 years ago just in case. I haven’t taken the tests and whatnot because again this isn’t what I want to do....

I’m almost done with my degree. That may lead me to something I actually want to do.

It’s almost like no one reads what I’m saying.

[Rahxephon91]

I’ve done plumbing for about 8 years. I don’t want to be a plumber.

But Assi is funny you say that. Considering you’ve been doing the bitching about how women are so annoying to you.

But women are annoying 

I just wish i was rich enough to bounce from one hot broad to the next until the end of my days. But i'm not here saying how unfair life is and how worthless i am. This is what you are doing and it's pointless trying to help you.

Online dating is clearly not your thing, so get away from it.

I mean what you’re here for is to try and be an obnoxious internet tough guy to fed your ego. It’s funny that you think you taking the time out to tell us how macho or whatever you are was you trying to be helpful.

For someone who isn’t bitching, you sure make a lot of bitching posts about women only likening  this, doing this, wanting this, ect ect. How you have to be like this,  just do this, and so on.

I didn’t say life was unfair or that I was worthless....So I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[naff]

Nah, for some reason I'm reading your posts. Congrats you've nearly finished your degree! I hope that works out. I'm just saying plumbing is a good means to an end, a solid option, something that will always be worthwhile and secure. You don't need to be the best at it. You've got good options, and by the sounds of it a decent support network. You'll be fine, gl w everything.

[Rahxephon91]

There's been no too hot ones. There's been a few good ones, outnumbered by bad ones.

also.

no. fucking. shit. by liking everyone you're not just scraping the barrel, you're just taking everything you can. of course the cream will be outnumbered. if you're going to be so goddamn liberal at least throw a little D their way. what's the worst that could happen?

Well I thought I would get some “cream” along with the bad. I wasn’t aware of the algorithm. But I mean even on Bumble, Hinje, Coffee Meets Baggle or whatever I get nothing. So it would probably be the same on tinder

But I mean I knew this. I don’t like online dating. I’m not good looking an I know these are the kinds of girls I can get.

But then you have people on here go no you’re wrong. You’re decent looking, a 7, you don’t have to settle, ect ect.

I say not in my experince. I’m told I’m wrong.

Here is my experince.

Then you have bastards like Atra say “you would match with the kinds of girls I do” “you’re in the same league I am”. Or my favortie part we said it’s just my attitude and if he took my pictures he’d get get good matches.

Well I mean I think I proved that wrong.

[Assimilate]

And lol @Assimilate; I wouldn't even get into a relationship with a woman I thought was annoying let alone stay in one, or live with a woman.  The fact you think all women are annoying is just a reflection of either who you attract or how annoyed women tend to get with you.

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Weren't you divorced once already? 

Mods please we need a fucking white knight emoji. Make this happen.

[Rahxephon91]

It all will be easier Rahx once you graduate and start a career.  (yes I know this comment will annoy you, no I don't care, yes it is serious)  Granted the fact you aren't having luck before you start a career sucks and means it won't necessarily be super easy, but it should get easier.  You'll have an avenue for meeting women, more money to give you shit to do and

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I agree with you and already think dating in my 20s is a wash. That sucks and it’s annoying that I’m going to go into my 30s so inexperienced, but I’ve been a late bloomer for everything else so...whatever I guess.

[Assimilate]

I mean what you’re here for is to try and be an obnoxious internet tough guy to fed your ego. It’s funny that you think you taking the time out to tell us how macho or whatever you are was you trying to be helpful.

Where do i ever try to be internet tough guy? Where is my machismo?? 

[Atramental]

First response back:


It's that 28 y/o girl who says she likes Larry David and George Costanza.

edit: I got her lol-ing already so I feel pretty good about my prospects with this one. 


Another response from that thicc bih, Carrie.


Long carepost of a text. She probably hella thirsty.