Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1426672 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7620 on:** September 22, 2018, 09:29:20 AM »

He requires a change at some fundamental level or just find another girl in his exact scenario. Some reflection of himself. Good fucking luck with that.

Atramental · « **Reply #7621 on:** September 22, 2018, 09:34:13 AM »

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7622 on:** September 22, 2018, 12:01:13 PM »

I mean even that creepy fuck messofanego can get a woman ( ok arranged marriage but whatevs lol ) you can too raphx!

team filler · « **Reply #7623 on:** September 22, 2018, 12:52:54 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM

I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7624 on:** September 22, 2018, 04:36:15 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 04:52:36 AM

Quote from: riotous on September 22, 2018, 03:37:00 AM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 22, 2018, 03:05:06 AM
Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

Man, hang in there buddy.
Shut the fuck up. You haveent the slightest clue what its like to be me. You don't understand what I go thtough. All of you bore members mock me. You all think I'm a fucking loser, I dont ry the advice you tell me to, or I'm just a fucking psychoath,

I;m not. I;ve tried most of the advice you all gave me and for awhile it felt great, but when i tried to go after women it always ends the same.

I'm not a fucking incel. I like women a lot. I really just want to be around one. I really just want to have sex, but they either ignore me, screw me over, opr jusy dont notice nme,

And I'm just hitting me breaking point,.'

Like the last tinder girl.

After telling me she did'nt see anything coming out of it. She matched with me and random;y messaged me. WTF IS THAt,

And I tried to talk to her and yeah she said the fact that I was hessitant to meet her turned her off and then that I qucjly was ok to hang out with her cofnused her. Ok fine, I said I'm just kind of new to thid, but i'm down for eveyrthing, And then we talked and I guess the fact that I'm too nice and too inexpreinced is too much for her. That shes looking for a decent person to date or maybe just have sex with? Like wtf would you even talk to me still then. Like fucking jesus christ what the fuck am i supposed to do? I just cant find anytrhing. I donyt want to hate women, but every single interaction is the most dispoainting thing and makes me just so fucking not want to do deal with them. god I dont want to become an incel fuck and I know I'll just keep trying to meet women, but I fuckingkn ow evantually they wikll realize my flaws. I'm inexperinced, I;m somewhat awkward and they they';; be like fuck thus dude. I hate this so much,.

Yeah. You're right. Why you are you alone? It's a mystery.

Atramental · « **Reply #7625 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:20:12 AM »

More matches

nachobro · « **Reply #7626 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:26:17 AM »

Amanda and Riker got that same look in their eye. She either gonna give the best head of all time or she gonna just bite it right off.

chronovore · « **Reply #7627 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:28:03 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2018, 12:32:30 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 19, 2018, 12:22:10 PM
Has Atra hooked up with the girl that said she just wants to start popping out babies yet?
She replied to my opener last night right when I put my head on my pillow.

I’ll get back to her (as well as the 4 other girls I’m juggling) after work.

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Iz Melizza secretly Poison Ivy? Because I just started playing Arkham Knight, and I would cheer for you.

Also, Jordan can get some.

team filler · « **Reply #7628 on:** September 24, 2018, 03:47:08 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #7629 on:** September 24, 2018, 06:32:01 PM »

be careful outchea, atra

naff · « **Reply #7630 on:** September 24, 2018, 09:06:01 PM »

@rahx you just need to work harder, like this guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFJmRJheDG/

Atramental · « **Reply #7631 on:** September 25, 2018, 10:36:39 AM »

Today's matches:

Pretty good for a Harvey Weinstein looking motherfucker, ey Assi?

Transhuman · « **Reply #7632 on:** September 25, 2018, 10:46:54 AM »

Damn Assi's dick getting more friction than a shooting star

Assimilate · « **Reply #7633 on:** September 25, 2018, 11:02:12 AM »

On a forum with mainly dudes over 30 any young 20 something year old is gonna look good.

Talk to me when you actually SMASH something breh

Transhuman · « **Reply #7634 on:** September 25, 2018, 11:25:28 AM »

I didn't know you were all a bunch of crotchety-ass oldies

Atramental · « **Reply #7635 on:** September 25, 2018, 11:56:09 AM »

They’re already posting their pics in a public context (i.e. tinder).

Also, girls share pics with their friends of guys (and gals) they’re into all the time.

edit: Also, don’t like Dufus’s post, MMa. You posted a pic of one of your matches in here, you hypocrite.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7636 on:** September 25, 2018, 12:43:02 PM »

I know I'm just fucking around

What do you look like anyway? Curious to see considering your matches..

Dutch girls are so basic -_-

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7637 on:** September 25, 2018, 12:54:44 PM »

Sure there are outliers but I feel that women from outside my country are far more relaxed but eh who knows

Attra is bald huh? Or shaved head. A lot of women like that these days..

Attra be pimpin like Kurt

Atramental · « **Reply #7638 on:** September 25, 2018, 12:59:43 PM »

Bald but I would still shave my head if I weren't.

Atramental · « **Reply #7639 on:** September 25, 2018, 02:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on September 25, 2018, 01:26:18 PM

Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 11:56:09 AM
They’re already posting their pics in a public context (i.e. tinder).

So you're saying they're pretty much asking for it huh.

You sound like you belong on the supreme court.

Nabbis · « **Reply #7640 on:** September 25, 2018, 02:08:08 PM »

That's like the least offensive thing Atra has done, right after luring little girls into his weed van.

Atramental · « **Reply #7641 on:** September 25, 2018, 02:08:47 PM »

Thank god I never plan on running for political office.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7642 on:** September 25, 2018, 03:58:56 PM »

Last time I banged a young girl like around that age she fucking trolled me that she was pregnant. Had me almost fainting at the gym to later say "nah I was just trolling to you to see your reaction"

young crazy bitches

Atramental · « **Reply #7643 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:07:31 PM »

Should’ve hit her back with “Well, jokes on you I have full blown AIDs!”

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7644 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:15:38 PM »

Quote from: naff on September 24, 2018, 09:06:01 PM

@rahx you just need to work harder, like this guy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFJmRJheDG/

No, I think for the time being I'll be limiting my interactions with women to as little as possible.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7645 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:19:56 PM »

I gotta admit, I agree. Posting the pics here is sorta creepy.

Don't stop. The creepiness sustains me

Atramental · « **Reply #7646 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on September 25, 2018, 04:21:04 PM

I'll be dreaming of Emily tonite.

And here you are calling ME creepy. Plus, she’s not even that hot.

Nabbis · « **Reply #7647 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:31:21 PM »

Need to see other than selfies before i can say anything, shit is filled with ambushes.

hampster · « **Reply #7648 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:32:19 PM »

Posting pics is what benji would do

Which is why you should use the 'members only' feature

TEEEPO · « **Reply #7649 on:** September 25, 2018, 04:38:02 PM »

never trust a profile where the first photo is a selfie

Atramental · « **Reply #7650 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:03:07 PM »

Guess who has a copy of Isle of Dogs on Blu-ray?

edit: Also, notice how I didn't lean into video games and anime. Classic honey pot to detect & avoid weebs.

Plus, she said "film" instead of "movie". A patrician lady if I've ever seen one.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #7651 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:12:25 PM »

in the hundred of dates i've been on, not once had a woman looked like her selfie. more often than not, they look more like the strategically placed photo that is more often than not the second to last in their profile so they don't feel like they've mislead anybody. so atra, post those photos too, for science and such

Atramental · « **Reply #7652 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:13:49 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:12:25 PM

in the hundred of dates i've been on, not once had a woman looked like her selfie. more often than not, they look more like the strategically placed photo that is more often than not the second to last in their profile so they don't feel like they've mislead anybody. so atra, post those photos too, for science and such

Of who? Julia or Emily?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #7653 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:15:00 PM »

it's for science. you treat every sample the same

Atramental · « **Reply #7654 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:25:49 PM »

Julia:

Emily:

Keonna:

Hazzy

TEEEPO · « **Reply #7655 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:29:00 PM »

science

TEEEPO · « **Reply #7656 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:33:42 PM »

snapchat filters though

Atramental · « **Reply #7657 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:34:57 PM »

You can't avoid it now-a-days.

Atramental · « **Reply #7658 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:51:22 PM »

Got that crazy eyed designer girl talking up a storm

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team filler · « **Reply #7659 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:56:16 PM »

pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole

Atramental · « **Reply #7660 on:** September 25, 2018, 05:58:44 PM »

Quote from: filler on September 25, 2018, 05:56:16 PM

pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole

Easier said than done.

team filler · « **Reply #7661 on:** September 25, 2018, 06:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:58:44 PM

Quote from: filler on September 25, 2018, 05:56:16 PM
pls put your tongue in keonna's asshole
Easier said than done.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7662 on:** September 25, 2018, 06:37:00 PM »

General rule: If Val likes it, it must be correct.

Atramental · « **Reply #7663 on:** September 25, 2018, 07:23:47 PM »

Beginning to line up a date with Amanda, the graphic designer.

She seems much less c*nty than the last graphic designer I dated.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And I would know. I am a big c*nt when it comes to design.

[close]

Atramental · « **Reply #7664 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:00:55 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7665 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:08:34 PM »

Goddamn, Hazzy is ma jam 🎸

Atramental · « **Reply #7666 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:13:10 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 25, 2018, 08:08:34 PM

Goddamn, Hazzy is ma jam 🎸

I think I fucked that one up tho.

I asked what her necklace was. She told me. I said cool and then I asked her if she wanted to smoke some bud together (I offered to buy if she could provide it).

Nothing yet but I came on too strong too soon. But I was feeling something there. Not sure what.

edit: Also, her profile was blank and that doesn't really give me much to work with.

edit2: Also, if we went into a discussion about "healing crystals" or some shit I would lose interest so fast.

edit3. ALSO, her name is fucking Hazzy. What the fuck was she expecting?

Atramental · « **Reply #7667 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:44:27 PM »

Smoking can lead to a dicking.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7668 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:45:52 PM »

keonna

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7669 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:49:11 PM »

I'm imagining making out with Hazzy while Mazzy Star croons in the background. She cradles my head and I cry into her faded Jeff Buckley body pillow

Atramental · « **Reply #7670 on:** September 25, 2018, 08:54:37 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 08:41:07 PM

Some dick

Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7671 on:** September 25, 2018, 09:09:00 PM »

attra ask one of them.if theyve ever been choked

$:-\$

Atramental · « **Reply #7672 on:** September 25, 2018, 09:14:30 PM »

Been there, done that.

The girl even said in her bio she liked to get choked.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7673 on:** September 25, 2018, 10:58:23 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on September 25, 2018, 05:15:00 PM

it's for science. you treat every sample the same

How true this is

Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 05:25:49 PM

Julia:

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Emily:

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Keonna:

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Hazzy
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Both Julia and Keonna by the third pic it's like WTF considering how much better they are in the first one. And you know in person it's going to be another two or three pegs below those last photos.

Quote from: Nabbis on September 25, 2018, 04:31:21 PM

Need to see other than selfies before i can say anything, shit is filled with ambushes.

It's such a fucking ambush. One time I thought I hit the jackpot the girl was gorgeous in her pics. I mean, GORGEOUS.

In person? She was so big boned and so like, just big in general but not fat, just a bigger human it was hilarious. lolllll I was a nice guy though and we had drinks and then I said I had to be up early....

Huff · « **Reply #7674 on:** September 25, 2018, 11:17:17 PM »

A nice guy would have given her the dick so wanted

Assimilate · « **Reply #7675 on:** September 25, 2018, 11:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Huff on September 25, 2018, 11:17:17 PM

A nice guy would have given her the dick so wanted

Atramental · « **Reply #7676 on:** September 26, 2018, 12:29:17 AM »

I mean, my dick isn’t going anywhere. It’s still an option on the table so to speak.

But if you don’t say the right combination of words at the right time you might as well be pure nothingness.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7677 on:** September 26, 2018, 01:13:32 AM »

Quote from: riotous on September 26, 2018, 12:35:14 AM

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7678 on:** September 26, 2018, 02:08:24 AM »

Go ahead , click report if I hurt your feewings. You should be good at it by now

tiesto · « **Reply #7679 on:** September 26, 2018, 03:15:39 AM »

Blonde weeb gets my thumbs up, much to the surprise of no one on the bore. Go for it Atra...

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Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1426672 times)